Twenty-three confessions
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Wu Liwu put a thick piece of paper in front of me to write a love letter and said: "These things are useless to me, you can use them for me, don't waste them." ”
In order to draft a love letter for Chen Biao, I took great pains to read the classics, and finally found that my mind was empty.
Shi Jieqiong saw me holding the pen dejectedly and didn't know where to go, and said quietly: "You can't ask me about the topic?" ”
I picked up the paper with the beautiful woman printed on it, motioned to show her, and said, "You may not be able to do anything about this, too, your writing is super good, otherwise, I will write it, and you will help me polish it." ”
Shi Jieqiong understood that I was writing a love letter and did not answer my request, she must have thought that I wrote it to a girl.
I picked up the pen and wrote the text of the love letter directly, and the top box did not write the name of whom, and the first draft of the love letter was as follows:
"Because in the long-term revolutionary work, I have a pure affection for you that surpasses the friendship of revolutionary comrades, I am very entangled in this, every time I see you feel like a hundred flowers blooming in early spring, I see you smile happily, I am also inexplicably as happy as you, I want to see you all the time, I don't have the luxury of hoping that you can be as sympathetic as me, the last half semester, I want to tell you, I like you, I want you to know that I like you, if you don't like me, I won't pester you, and I won't disturb you to study hard, Just want to tell you: "I like you, that's all!" ”
It took me a whole morning reading class, and finally drafted such a nonsense love letter with all my strength, for the love of my brothers, I am obligated to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire.
I wrote it, handed it to my tablemate, and said, "You can help me see where I need to revise and polish." ”
Shi Jieqiong's face suddenly turned slightly red, she didn't take the paper, and said, "Can you still ask others to help me read this?" Isn't it true feelings? ”
I blurted out: "I wrote it for someone else, where is the true feeling." ”
Shi Jieqiong looked at me and said lightly: "Isn't that a lie?" Can this be done as well, you guys are doing a bit too much? She didn't read the love letter I wrote, and she put it on my desk.
As soon as the bell for the end of class rang a few times, Han Wei and Wu Liwu ran up to me like lightning and asked together, "Is it written?" ”
I said modestly: "With my second highest literary style in the world, why write a love letter, isn't that a matter of lifting a pen in one go?" ”
Wu Liwu said: "Haven't you always boasted that you are the best in the world of vocational high school literature? How did you suddenly become modest, not like your usual style? ”
Han Wei smiled knowingly and said: "Wu Liwu, with your IQ, we can't explain it to you, don't worry, your question, the college entrance examination paper will not appear, you will live and work in peace and contentment, and continue to be stupid." ”
They took the love letter I drafted, read it carefully several times, and then they took it back and revised it again, except for the last key link, and if this link works successfully, we will be considered to have completed our merits.
I took out a piece of paper, picked up a pen and wrote: "You and I have been very busy, you and I will be even busier in the next hurry, now I will inform you" I, Begacho, like you, Shi Jieqiong has been waiting for your reply for a long time. ”
I'm a hot brain, regardless of the hand, I handed the written note to the neighbor at the same table, now I don't say when to wait, is it until the college entrance examination is over and I will suddenly wake up? I wrote everything, sent it, and waited for her reply.
Shi Jieqiong also thought that I was helping others draft a love letter, and I returned the manuscript the same way, and it was convenient for me to return the manuscript at the same table, so there was no long way for me to send it. He handed it to her the same way and carried a sentence: "That's your letter, you can read it." ”
She didn't react, picked up the closed note and opened it, looked at it for a while, a few lines, but she looked at it for a long time, seeing that her face was slightly red, and she didn't look back, she returned the note again, and I put it on her desk the same way, and said: "Someone is waiting for you to reply, but the original manuscript still won't be returned." ”
She looked at the note but lost her heart, lowered her head and said, "I don't know how to reply." ”
I said, "You can think whatever you want, what's so hard about this." ”
She was silent for a long time, picked up the pen and prepared to reply under the manuscript, I took out a piece of colored paper for writing love letters from the cabinet on the desk, handed it to her, put it neatly, and said: "At least use another piece of paper to reply to the letter, you can keep the original manuscript as a souvenir, or do what you can testify." ”
When the class bell rang, my neighbor packed up his textbook, carefully folded the letter I had written, and put it in his English textbook, while the other piece of paper was gently placed on the desk and placed in place.
After dinner, when I returned to the classroom, I saw that the neighbor at the same table was rarely absent, I opened the text on the table, and saw that there was a piece of paper neatly stacked inside, which was the colored paper I wrote to her in the morning. "Just a few words, a few words, I took it and looked at it repeatedly, looked at it repeatedly, closed and opened it again and again, and the indescribable happiness in my heart, the indescribable joy, and the happy sound wave after wave in my heart continued to update and rise.
I took the letter paper, leaned on the table, savored the happy time, at this time, Shi Jieqiong and Wang Yahui, Zhang Ping and several other girls returned to the classroom together, I didn't care about them coming in, Wang Yahui saw the colored paper in my hand, and said: "Which school girl wrote it to you?" I was shocked, closed the letter paper and threw it on the desk casually, and said with a smile: "We are all people who do our duty, how can they look at it." I changed the subject and asked, "Why did you go back to the classroom together today, and why did you go?" ”
Wang Yahui said: "We are all cleaning in the dormitory, we can't be like your boys' dormitory is like a pig and a dog's nest, and we can sleep peacefully at good night." ”
Shi Jieqiong returned to her place and sat down, habitually opened the textbook to study, I explained loudly to Wang Yahui: "Our dormitory used to be cleaned is not very ideal, but since that time, we are tidying up and cleaning day by day, month by month, year by year, you should look at our past, present and future from the perspective of development and progress, of course, you may not see the future and future, then I will not look forward to the future and the future of the good prospects." ”
Wu Liwu came out from outside, walked up to me, and said, "Brother Bei, the dormitory administrator told us to clean the dormitory, saying that our dormitory is dirty every day, the floor is not cleaned, the quilt is not folded, and stinky socks are thrown everywhere. ”
Coincidentally, I didn't write a book, I was still putting gold on my face in a big book last second, and the next second my lies were exposed.
I stood up, pointed at Wu Liwu and said, "I came in time, and what I said was not as good as I expected." ”
Girls are happy to bloom, we go back to the dormitory, clean casually, where we live every day, the cleaning is almost done, it is too clean and boring, I will train Wu Liwu fiercely, he always pulls us back at a critical time, which can be described as insufficient and conspiracy.
On the way back, I met Chen Qinqin and Wang Jingyi, who were in the first year of high school, they went to the direction of the small shop, we met at the crossroads, that time for Wu Liwu and Xia Yinyin, we had a little unpleasant, we invited their class to listen to our speech in the eloquence training, we went to her class to attend classes, and now we have resumed normal diplomatic relations.
Han Wei greeted him first and said, "Where are the two little beauties going?" ”
"Xiaodian, what about you?" Wang Jingyi replied and asked
"I just came from the dormitory, and now I'm back in the classroom to review." Han Wei said.
"Senior brother, you still owe me a wait, right?" Chen Qinqin interjected.
The four of us were confused by this sentence, what does it mean to owe one, etc.
Chen Qinqin saw that we didn't understand and explained: "That time, you asked me to go for a walk in the stars, it rained that night, I went, you didn't go, did you forget it so quickly?" You're all going to graduate, brother, do you want to owe me a wait? ”
Han Wei laughed heroically and said: "Tonight, after the evening self-study, under the moonlight in the playground, see you or disperse, I am in charge of Begacho, I owe the debt and pay the money, it is justified, since Brother Bei owes you a wait, it must be repaid, the key is to accompany the beauty to admire the moon and watch the stars." ”
Chen Qinqin happily walked away, and Han Wei also felt as if he had done something charity, and his face was full of schadenfreude.
I said, "We all have to review until 11 o'clock after the evening self-study, and you just didn't leave the door to fool around, see how you end up after the evening self-study." ”
Chen Biao said: "The girl named and said that you breached the contract last time, this has nothing to do with Han Wei, I think what Han Wei just did is justified, and it can be regarded as pulling out a knife to help when the road is uneven." ”
Wu Liwu also stumbled and said: "Since you have promised others, you will not hesitate to go to the soup and fire." ”
Han Wei said: "Look at the sincerity of the girl just now, it is clear that she will create an opportunity for you to soak her, she asks herself to weave a net for herself, and then jumps in by herself, what is this called, this is called a willing self-throwing net without regrets, why don't you understand the girl's good intentions, brother, thank me, your love spring is unstoppable and will not blow the dust." ”
I just wrote a letter to Shi Jieqiong in the morning, and she also acquiesced to our relationship, and went to watch the stars and the moon with the girls in other classes in the evening, which was not done.
I said, "I don't care about anything else, whoever agrees, who is responsible." ”
Han Wei muttered: "If you have the intention to plant flowers and flowers will not bloom, you will unintentionally plant willows, and the willows will be shady." ”
Li Lin, who was far away, walked past the building opposite, as if he was out of the school gate, Han Wei aimed at it, and then dropped a sentence: "I have something, I am flashing." ”
Li Lin went to the gate doorman to get the letter, it was sent to her by a classmate of her junior high school, in the third year of junior high school, Li Lin was in class 38, a boy in class 37 would look at Li Lin from the window every day, and in his free time the boy would also go to class 38, he sat in the last row, just looked at Li Lin, never bothered Li Lin to study, on the day of graduation, the boy bravely ran to Li Lin, panting and said: "I have liked you for three years, hehe, every time I will wait for you to pass by at the intersection where you must pass, I can take a look at you." Sometimes, after lunch, after dinner, I will go to your classroom, you sit at the front, I sit at the back and look at you secretly, for three years, you haven't looked back, and now that I've graduated, I'll go out to work tomorrow, hehe, I want to tell you that there was once a boy who liked you for at least three years, maybe longer. ”
Another three years are about to wave goodbye to us, and the boy wrote to encourage Li Lin, and told her that he also has a girlfriend, and wished Li Lin to be admitted to a good university.
Han Wei ran over and said with a smile, "Whose letter?" ”
Li Lin said, "Classmate, what are you doing here?" ”
"I'm here to escort you, who are you writing to you, is it important to you?"
"Junior high school classmates, why did you suddenly care about my affairs and go back."
Han Wei followed closely, sullenly, and returned to the classroom, his face was full of melancholy, and his heart was heavy, Wu Liwu and Zhu Xiaohong sat together and muttered and whispered, Han Wei passed by, and said unhappily: "Wu Liwu, what are you doing, everyone is busy reviewing, what are you doing, you are greasy and crooked in the class all day long, is it interesting?" Don't know this is a classroom? It's not a park, it's not suitable for you to talk sweetly about love, and it's annoying to watch. ”
Zhu Xiaohong blushed and lowered her head and ran back to her seat, Wu Liwu was reprimanded by Han Wei in front of everyone for no reason, the anger in his heart was like a volcanic eruption in Japan, and there was no grass growing for thousands of miles, he stood up, pointed at Han Wei and scolded: "I went out and was bitten by a mad dog, right?" Biting everywhere, what's wrong with me, now I know the brazen righteous words about me, Jiang Xuesu didn't leave that time, didn't you stay with her all day? Oh, if you can do that, no one else can be? ”
Han Wei clenched his fists, and when he went up, he was about to beat Wu Liwu, Chen Biao hugged Han Wei away, and I stopped Wu Liwu from making a big move.
In the second class, Han Wei was angry, ran to Wu Liwu, and said with a hippie smile: "Brother Wu, brother, I made a mistake, can you not remember the villain and forgive my brother for this nonsense, I know that I am wrong, not that I can change my mistakes, and I am very good." ”
Wu Liwu smiled and said, "Forget it, I also have something wrong." ”
After dinner, Wu Liwu wrote on the blackboard: "After the evening self-study, a press conference will be held." "There was a boiling in the classroom, and the girls came and went to ask for the inside information of the press conference, and we would never reveal any information out of professionalism. Chen Biao also asked us in a daze, what were we tossing. We pretended to be deaf and dumb and laughed and did not answer.
Everyone restored order in anticipation, Han Wei and Wu Liwu went one after the other, talking and laughing and sat down opposite me, Han Wei looked at Shi Jieqiong, Wu Liwu sat opposite Shi Jieqiong, watching Shi Jieqiong study, Shi Jieqiong regarded them as floating clouds, and concentrated on studying.
"Vegacho, let's think about it, after the evening self-study, you go to admire the moon and watch the stars with the little beauty of the first year of high school, the two of us are responsible for settling Chen Biao's emotional problems, and the girls of the other family kindly invite you to soak her, you always have to give face to others, don't hurt a heart that loves you innocently." Han Wei spoke like a machine gun, and he suddenly said endlessly. Before leaving, they also said, "Cherish it, after the village, it will not be the shop of that village." ”
Shi Jieqiong quietly took out the love letter I wrote to him from the English textbook, handed it to me directly on the table, and then did her English reading comprehension.
I handed it to her again and said, "Since I received my letter in the morning, there was too much time between them, and I can't return it now after the time of returning it in person, and I will never return your reply." ”
The letter was placed in her English book, and she ignored it indifferently, or did her English topic. Silent and ignorant of me.
I said, "Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you don't collect the love letter I wrote to you, and it will be blown away by the wind, or other classmates will come to you to hand in their class assignments and see it?" Put away the paper. ”
Shi Jieqiong put the letter in the English textbook again, the girl's heart is relatively small, and she likes your girl very much.
After the evening self-study, Wu Liwu Han Wei ran to the podium and read the same letter aloud: "Because in the long-term revolutionary work, I have a pure affection for you that transcends the friendship of revolutionary comrades, I am very entangled in this, every time I see you feel like a hundred flowers blooming in early spring, I see you smile happily, I am also inexplicably as happy as you, I want to see you all the time, I don't expect you to be as sympathetic as me, the last half semester, I want to tell you, I like you, I want you to know that I like you, if you don't like me, It's okay, I'll try to make you like me. The letter writer Chen Biao, the recipient Xiong Weijuan, the confessor Han Wei and Wu Liwu, and the enthusiastic participation of Begacho, today's press conference is over, and we wish them not to miss each other and cherish this snowy relationship with warm applause. ”
The class was silent for a while, Chen Biao didn't react for a long time, Xiong Weijuan was full of shyness, lowered his head, and his forehead was almost in line with the desk.
After a while, the applause in the class was thunderous, at this time, Chen Biao did not explain or blame, a frightened bear like a praying mantis catching cicadas and yellow finches behind, we planted trees, and waited for him to go to the cool. Now they are a little embarrassed, but it will not be embarrassing anymore when you get used to it.
Han Wei and Wu Liwu had just finished the press conference, and saw me sitting in the seat like a statue, they hurried over, Han Wei said: "Begacho, what are you doing, the little beauty in the first year of high school must be waiting for you in the playground now, are you still dragging it?" It's better to pretend to play cards! The last time people went in the rain, you didn't go, and now if you don't go, then you don't have any grace at all, let alone know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. ”
I said, "I have a last resort, anyway, I can't go tonight, I won't go to kill me, what you promised, you solve it yourself, I won't wait, you flash away, see you upset." ”
At 11 o'clock after the evening self-study, we went back to the dormitory to sleep.