Chapter Twenty-Five: Old Woman, I Recognize You

"Song Zheng, Song Zheng, Zhaifan, Zhaifan." Xuankong opened his eyes wide and looked at Song Zheng innocently.

"Eat, eat, eat, know to eat." Song Zheng patted Xuankong's bald head and reluctantly gave him a big spoonful. Xuankong took the bowl, bowed happily, happily ran to the kid's side, and unceremoniously squeezed An Ning aside, so angry that An Ning's eyes widened.

The kid laughed and looked at An Ning's angry face with interest. An Ning was not to be outdone, and directly twisted the kid's ear, and the painful kid screamed.

"Peace and tranquility, you are not at peace at all." The kid gritted his teeth.

"That's why I'm called An Ning." An Ning was very satisfied, and patted the kid's face, "How is the injury?" ”

"It's just that we were robbed of some gas, and when we arrive in Chang'an, it's almost fine." The kid turned his face and said.

An Ning glanced at the kid deeply, and did not pierce it, so he was silent.

They are now in Xiangyang, five states away from Chang'an, and the martial arts people outside are noisy, but the atmosphere in the room is extremely strange, but this does not affect the appetite of the little monk at all, he solved the fast rice in his bowl with the momentum of the wind and clouds, and looked at Song Zheng again.

The kid looked at Xuankong's bald head, "You starve to death and reincarnate." ”

After speaking, he directly handed over his bowl.

Xuankong was very happy, and after bowing, he didn't look at An Ning's strange face, and feasted happily.

"Once upon a time, there was also a person who floated down the river like you," the kid looked at Xuankong in a daze, "and he is as greedy as you, and he is always robbing others of food when he is old, and if he doesn't give him food, he will blow his beard and stare at him, and he will not look like a grandmaster." But he is different from the little monk, he loves meat and drinks the most, saying that when he was a child, he looked at those heroes like this, slapping the table and shouting, "Xiao Er, open a jar of wine, come two taels of beef"! He was so envious in his heart, he always thought that it didn't matter if Lao Tzu didn't do well in the future, with this style, in this life, enough! ”

The kid learned vividly, and said with a smile: "Others are magnificent, but why is he full of obscenity?" These eyes, no matter whether the woman's posture is good or not, he will aim if her breasts are big enough, and I don't know how many times I have been beaten. Once, he aimed at a girl's chest again, but the girl was very wild, her chest was straight, and she directly put down a sentence that she had the courage to see that she couldn't touch it! Guess what? ”

An Ning shook his head, knowing that the kid wanted Jiang Dongliu to flow, so he obediently didn't speak.

The boy said to himself: "The old man was a fool when he was young, and he blushed with his neck and cried out, 'I have both courage and kind!' But before his hand touched the heavy chest of the girl, he fainted directly, and he fainted! Hahaha, I didn't laugh at the old man at the beginning, but I didn't expect the old man to be very proud, otherwise how could I be robbed by your teacher, you must know that when I was proud, there were many little ladies who rushed to meet me! How can I believe it, just his stinky and shameless one, a sow takes a fancy to him, he can boast that it is a state's daughter's daughter who takes a fancy to him! But ah, Shi Niang died not long after, that is, she died during the New Year's Festival, the old man, other times he was happy, but it was about this time, he didn't listen to what he said, he didn't eat anything, pointed to those lights and asked me, 'They all have daughters-in-law, why don't I have daughters-in-law?' ’”

An Ning held the boy's hand and squeezed it gently, and Song Zheng and Xuankong also hung their heads slightly.

The people outside the house are lively, there are martial artists practicing, children playing, hawkers hawking, women doing laundry, but who do these bustles belong to?

Who doesn't feel that way?

The bustle is theirs, and the desolation belongs to me alone.

The boy tilted his head and continued; "But I didn't understand it at that time, so I had to hand my lard rice to the old man. No way, I, there was nothing at that time, just a bowl of lard rice. At that time, I was very stupid, thinking that being able to eat lard soaked rice was the happiness of the sky. It's a pity that the old man didn't eat, and after the two rows of white teeth were exposed, and he taught me kung fu again, he drove me out to practice martial arts. At that time, it was cold, so angry that I scolded him for this stinky old man, and swore that when I learned kung fu well, I had to knock his teeth down, who made him so unappreciative? But this old man thief, go directly first, now no matter how high my realm is, no matter how strong my force is, I can't find him, I can't beat him, Jiang is still old and spicy. You say, "Is this old man a thief?" ”

"Amitabha, donor's day of mourning." Xuankong wiped his mouth and folded his hands.

"So, little monk."

"Huh?"

"Is lard soaked rice delicious?"

"Ahh

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"Speaking of which, the people of Khotan are really hospitable, and they haven't collected much silver...... Chang An said with a chatter, and was suddenly rewarded by Nan Ke.

"Who told you so much?"

Chang An reacted at this time, looked at Liang Yi, who was speechless, and turned his head to Nan Ke aggrievedly and said, "Because I'm hungry ......."

"Didn't you just eat it yesterday?"

"Yesterday is yesterday, today is today, Nanke, I'm hungry."

"Don't be such a little bird, it's disgusting."

Liang Yi listened to the noise of the two, and he was so annoyed. Since they escaped from Khotan, they have been rushing to Chang'an, originally only separated by two states, but unfortunately they have been walking for several days, and they have not yet reached the nearest Anzhou, if there is a horse......

As for why not buy a horse?

Poor......

As for why poor......

Nonsense, no money.

The four of them were chased and killed all the way, beaten and beaten, Nan Ke's money bag didn't know where to fly for a long time, and Jiang Buzhi never brought anything gold and silver, and Liang Yi Chang'an was two poor boys, so he fell to such a point.

"Can you stop arguing?" Liang Yi asked with weak eyes.

Chang An stopped playing and cautiously got up, "Liang Yi, aren't you angry?" ”

Liang Yiyi is a carefree and nosy person, Ye Chen's incident just reminded him of the past, although he was still a little uncomfortable in his heart, but he was still very grateful to Nan Ke for his vigilant words at that time.

Liang Yi looked at Nan Ke, who seemed to be casually but was actually aiming at death, and said with a smile: "This young man's mind is wider than the sea, and he can fit at least a hundred girls." ”

Nan Ke sneered, "Yo, whose sea is so shallow?" ”

Liang Yi smiled and said: "It is said that women have needles in their hearts, and I can accommodate a hundred women, but it still doesn't prove that I am broad-minded?" ”

Nan Ke sneered, Chang An also smiled, only Jiang Buzhi, who was walking behind Liang Yi, silently gave him a black foot, which was a small punishment for his unscrupulous words.

Liang Yi leaned forward, originally just wanted to make a pie, make the two girls a little happy, and forgive him once, but he didn't expect an old woman to bump into him, Liang Yi hurriedly stopped, but the old woman seemed to be unstable on her feet, and she was about to fall, Liang Yi had to hurry forward to support her, so that she fell into her arms and stabilized.

"Old Man's ......"

Before Liang Yi finished speaking, the old woman's legs were weak, and she fell to the ground, her breath was disordered, and she was about to die.

Liang Yi hurriedly grabbed the old woman's wrist and was about to send her to the nearest medical center, but he didn't expect the old woman to grab Liang Yi so hard that even Liang Yi was stunned on the spot.

Immediately, a neutral voice resounded throughout the county.

"Come on, help, the stranger knocks down the old body and wants to run!"

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ps. Liang Yi: What I want is a villain woman to seduce me, not this product!

South to South: Yes, yes, it's a villain, it's a woman, and it's still in your arms, and I used the bridge you wanted.

Liang Yi:, you, you...... You are ruthless, shameless, and vexatious.

South to South: You dare to scold me? Wife, on! Give us Liang Shaoxia a lesson!