Chapter Twenty-Six: Indecent Assault
Liang Yi was stunned, Jiang Buzhi was stunned, and Rao is eccentric Nan Ke was also stunned on the spot.
Only Chang An reacted quickly, threw Qiu Yuebai aside, ripped his clothes, scattered his hair, and sat down on the ground as if the little lady had been wronged, saving even the time to brew emotions, pinching his throat and screaming,
"It's indecent, it's indecent, it's bright in broad daylight, and there are old women and sons who are indecent to others!"
Wait, wait, what's going on? Liang subconsciously looked at Chang An, who was bewitching and twisted into a snake, and watched him look so pitiful with saliva, winking at Liang while wiping.
Liang Yi and the three of them glanced at each other and took a few steps back with a tacit understanding.
It doesn't matter what happened to him, in short, we don't know that person, we don't know him when we were killed, we are innocent!
The person who came arrived quickly, but he didn't expect it to be a tolerance.
As soon as the man saw the old woman, he subconsciously wanted to run, but he didn't expect the old woman's sharp eyes to stop him immediately. He had no choice but to walk back and asked with a headache: "Old woman of the Wu family, what's wrong with you?" ”
Before the old woman could speak, Chang An immediately cried wolf and said: "Brother tolerance, you have to give me a comment, this old woman is disrespectful, she is her, she wants to insult me!" ”
The tolerance was stunned, and the crowd watching the excitement was also stunned, only the old woman's hands trembled, and she couldn't speak for a long time.
"Is she going to insult you?" Tolerance pointed at the old woman of the Wu family in disbelief, "Are you really sure that she wants to insult you?" ”
"Yes," Chang An pointed at the old woman with confidence, "yes, yes, she's she, she's who, she's in love with my beauty, and tries to insult me." ”
"You, you, you ......," the old woman opened her mouth to argue.
Chang An rudely interrupted the old woman's words, "When she saw that I was born handsome, extraordinary and heroic, she laid an ambush at the entrance of this alley early, and fell into my arms when she saw me coming." But how can I give in like this, and I'm not a beautiful woman like a flower, seeing her wrinkled face scared my baby's heart and liver almost jumped out. I hurriedly held her tight, but I didn't expect that she was going to kiss me in the face! ”
"Oh?" Although everyone didn't know Chang An's temperament, the temperament of the old woman of the Wu family still understood, and they immediately agreed.
"You, you, you......"
"What are you," Chang An was heartbroken, "In broad daylight, you didn't let you kiss my handsome face, you pulled my clothes, and you still wanted the overlord to force me to bow and forcibly insult me!" Poor girl...... Phew, poor boy, my ice and jade body......"
"Oh......" Everyone stretched their tones and looked meaningfully at the old woman of the Wu family.
"The old body is wronged, the old body is just ......" The old woman of the Wu family looked grief-stricken.
"Just what?" Chang An looked excited, "Did you suddenly crash into me?" Did I give you a hand? Do you want to fall again? So, are you trying to take advantage of me? You swear to your ancestors for eighteen generations, yes and no! ”
"Oh!" The expressions on everyone's faces were like this.
"You, you," the old woman's face turned from red to blue and then to white, stretching out her trembling fingers to aim at Chang An, and it took a long time to squeeze out a sentence, "Why are you so shameless!" ”
After speaking, he didn't take a breath, covered his heart, and fainted.
Everyone thought so, looking at Chang An, who patted his ass and left, thinking to himself, there are such brazen people in the world, but what a fucking good job!
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Chang An caught up with Liang Yi and the three of them, but before he could speak, Liang Yi and the three of them chatted about the weather.
Liang Yi looked up at the sky, "Today's weather is really bad." ”
Jiang Buzhi nodded, "Yes." ”
Liang Yi then asked, "Why?" ”
"Someone is so shameless that he doesn't even want to look at him again!" Nan Ke squinted at Chang An.
Chang An scratched his head and said with a wry smile: "I have played a role anyway, there is no credit and hard work, if it weren't for me, I ...... it."
Before he finished speaking, the man who dealt with the matter ran out after them and saluted, "Brother, please stay, can you have a drink with me to ......?"
"Good!" The four of them agreed directly in unison, and before the tolerance could react, Chang Anliang and the others dragged him directly to the nearest restaurant.
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"This old woman of the Wu family, every year when the New Year is approaching, she will pretend to fall down and rely on the heads of foreigners to make a fortune." Xing Zheng looked at the endless stream of dishes served, and his heart was a pain, he knew that he would not provoke this group of starving ghosts.
"Whatever?" Jiang Buzhi frowned and asked.
"The New Year is approaching, outsiders are in a hurry to celebrate the New Year, as long as the price is not too ruthless, they will generally give money, after all, all year round in the run, these money is still there, no one wants to have a big New Year's touch. In addition, I think the old woman of the Wu family should have something to do with the people in the Yamen, Brother Xing, you are not afraid of getting into trouble? Nan Ke saw through this at a glance, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Xing Zheng with a smile.
Xing shook his hand, and was looked at by Nan Ke, a beauty, not only was he secretly happy, but a little panicked, he waved his hand again and again, "Although I am just a tolerance, but although I am a small tolerance, I can't help each other when I see injustice?" Man, you have to have this conscience, otherwise what's the difference between it and animals? But ah. Xing Zheng laughed, "Don't look at what I'm saying now, in fact, today is my last day on duty, how dare I do it usually, at most, let those outsiders be careful, and walk around the old woman......"
"So, all the money of my Wu family was let go by you?" A middle-aged man put his feet on the table with a full face of anger, and without saying a word, he slapped Xing Zheng in the face.
But before this slap could be swung, it was blocked by Nan Ke with a scabbard. She raised her eyebrows and said coldly, "Don't go too far." ”
And the middle-aged man was still amazed by Nan Ke's appearance, and what did Nan Ke say? When Chang An saw this, he was hit with a black foot at the moment, and by the way, he also deducted a plate of vegetables on his head.
Although the middle-aged man is not a master, his body is still quite tough. Although Chang An had no intention of killing, that kick was enough for him to lie in bed for ten days and half a month, but he didn't expect that he could still stagger up after just spitting out a few mouthfuls of blood.
Before Liang Yi and the others could speak, an arrogant voice came, "Who dares to beat my brother, do you know that my brother Wu Liang and my Wu Yan are the tyrants of Taicheng County!" ”
Hearing this, Liang Yi couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "His father is really talented, an unpredictable prophet." ”
Chang An and the three nodded, deeply agreed.
The little man who made an arrogant voice immediately wailed when he saw Wu Liang's miserable appearance, "Brother, what's wrong with you?" Don't die, I'm counting on you to marry me a daughter-in-law!" If you want to die, you have to marry my daughter-in-law, leave a piece of family belongings, and then die! ”
Wu Liang, who could still hold on, suddenly trembled with anger, and his breath didn't come up, just like his mother, he rolled his eyes and fainted.
"Brother!" Wu Yan supported his brother's body and howled miserably, but the afterglow was aimed at Nan Ke and Jiang Buzhi.
Nan Ke and Jiang Buzhi, one is casual but charming, the other is indifferent but cold.
How had he ever seen such a superb beauty, staring at Nan Ke and Jiang Buzhi in a daze, throwing his brother aside, and shouting at the throat of the male duck,
"You guys, you guys, you guys! Snatch those two beauties back to be my daughter-in-law! What the? My brother? Love is not dead, daughter-in-law matters! ”
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ps. Liang Yi: I can beat these two two goods, right? I've been able to beat it. I can beat it! Say the important thing three times!!!!!!
South to South: Yes. Look at your excited little look.
Liang Yi (angry): It's not all you! The villain's force doesn't drop, his IQ is still open, I fell before I was awesome, and I have to abuse me every time, is it easy for me to be a protagonist?
South to South (squint): It's okay, you're still in the back, and it's all hors d'oeuvres in front.
Liang Yi: I [beep-......