Do you say you're a liar who can do your homework so carefully? Symantec also knows that this old liar is going crazy, isn't it just 8,000 yuan a month? Want to blackmail me?

"Dao Chang fairy wind Dao bones, born with visions, seems not to eat the fireworks of the world, and slightly out of the dust temperament, I am happy at first sight, suddenly feel close, I don't know if the fairy can appreciate the face to the car?"

"It's free in the car, there is a lack of wine in the stomach, and there is a lack of meat in the five elements, why don't you go to the small shop over there to make up for it, and by the way, you will be enlightened?"

Nima, is there still a shortage of meat in the five elements? Are you missing skewers, are you here to ignite or to order skewers? I don't know how I met such a superlative, the U.S. government is so in charge, don't send any mental hospital to China?

"Six beers and two big kidneys!" Yang Lao Dao sat down and shouted, this sentence is really straightforward, and there is no American flavor at all.

The small shop that the two of them came to is not as good as the one opened by Liu Busy himself, the smoke in the house is a typical example of dirty and messy, and even an informal person like Liu Busy wants to call the Health Bureau. But this old man doesn't care, could it be that the American people are really living in dire straits? Nothing to eat some meat?

"Immortal Chief, it seems to be a little pickled here, I have a lot of Chinese food, why don't you eat something else?" In this environment, Liu Xian's body has sent out warning signals, look around, I feel a little troubled in my stomach if I don't eat anything, although this old liar is not like a good person, but he is also a good life.

"The poor road has traveled all over the north and south of the river, eaten all the delicacies of the mountains and seas, drunk water in the Yangtze River and the Yellow River, kissed the mouth with firecrackers and mines, after all kinds of things, I still like the taste here, life is short and tired, there is wine and drunk today......

Immortal Chief, you should sing this passage and say, what kind of cow is a big nose bragging, and you eat all the delicacies of the mountains and seas, and you can't understand how the stuffing is put in when you give you a fried Lantern Festival, and you are a senior here?

"Since the fairy chief has this taste, that little student doesn't dare to obstruct it, but I still have to drive for a while, and I can't drink......"

"Poor Dao knows that you are going to drive as soon as you pinch your fingers, so those six bottles of beer are all poor Dao mine."

They all walked to my car, you still have to pinch your fingers, can you really use math to save your IQ? Liu hurriedly looked at this international strange in front of him, with a black line on his head, this father is really sent by God to play with me, if it is sent by God, at least it is a Chinese. Nima, if it weren't for the fear of causing diplomatic disputes, Lao Tzu would have whipped you a long time ago! But he couldn't offend him in front of him, he didn't know where he got the information, he knew his name, he knew his deal with Symantec, and the most terrifying thing was that he seemed to know that he had traveled back from the future!

"I hit it off at first sight, I don't know which immortal mountain you are a monk in? Where to cultivate? What is the name called? How do I know the kid's name, and how do I know my relationship with Symantec? ”

At this time, the beer and skewers had already come up, and a lot of them were roasted in a mess, and the old man said these words in Liu Busy, as soon as he raised his neck, half a bottle of beer had already gone down, and after listening to Liu Busy, he smiled slightly, and then burped, his mouth was bald, and a string of meat tendons went down, "Do you want to know?" Hehe, fill it up for the Taoist master! As he spoke, he pushed the half bottle of beer in front of him forward

You said that you came to China as a foreigner and didn't learn some of our broad and profound culture, why didn't anyone teach you this? It's really not easy to learn well, and it's a bad one. You said that you blew half a bottle with your neck up, and asked me to pour it into a cup for you, isn't it secondary pollution? How many people have used the cups in this small shop? Did you see how he brushed it?

Liu was busy slandering himself, but he didn't dare to bring it out on his face, and honestly filled Lao Dao with wine.

"Poor Dao Davin, by the way, what did you just ask?" Lao Daoyun asked lightly.

It took a lot of effort for Liu to stop his right hand holding the wine bottle, if it weren't for the fact that you were an American, you would have to slap you in the face.

"Oh, by the way, how do you know about your relationship with Symantec? Because I'm a shareholder of Symantec Corporation. ”

If I knew you were so unreliable, I really wouldn't cooperate with you! Nima is a good high-tech software company, and the shareholders go abroad to pretend to be scammers and fool people, do you cheat this string enough to pay for your air ticket?

"The ticket is exchanged for credit card points, and this outfit was given by a crew who pulled me to run the show, and I ran out wearing it, so this meal is a net profit."

This old man is only showing a bit of a master's demeanor at this moment, flying half the world to China, fooling people with clothes, and deliberately reciting more than 5,000 words of Tao Te Ching, I am really worth it! "Immortal Chief, I want to ask, you put other people's costumes on and ran away, where did you put the body you took off yourself?"

Devin fell into deep contemplation, and after a long time, he raised his head and said, "The poor road is compensated." ”

Oh, you threw your own clothes away from other people's crews, right? A brand, right? What about wallets and documents? By the way, now I don't have any money in my pocket, boss, he checks out!

Before the two words of checkout reached the ears of the boss, Liu Busy's ass had already left the stool, turned around, raised his legs, and his movements were done in one go, and he instantly rushed out of the shop, and heard Lao Dao jumping and scolding the street, "Liu Busy, grandson, you are not so angry!" ”

Lao Zamao, fighting with the little master, it's great to learn two sentences of Beijing dialect? If you want to scold the street, I will dump you two streets in English, paralyzed, what about my car keys?

Liu hurriedly walked to his car, touched his pocket, wallet, bow are there, but the car key is missing, just now he and Lao Dao are still using it here? It's definitely not lost, the biggest possibility is that it was taken away by this old miscellaneous hair. This old thing, I really underestimate him, this trick is empty-handed, my little Liu is busy with it, and it is planted in the hands of his old rascal.

Liu Xian wanted to go back to the shop to find this fake old man named Dai Wen, but he stopped when he walked to the door, this old liar only took my car keys, just waiting for me to go back to settle the bill for him, the master will consume with him, and wait for him to come out and ask for the car keys! It's up to you to check out if you don't have money!

Liu was busy standing not far from the door of the store, and the old liar could even see him eating and drinking inside, and at this time he regretted it a little, he should eat some and run out again, he was still young and too impulsive.

The old guy can really drink, six bottles of beer, there is no left, two big kidneys, a large handful of meat skewers, meat tendons, all go down, the meat skewers are really not bad, the fat and thin are moderate, the golden brown straight oil, the smoke and dust of the barbecue drift to this side downwind, it is really fragrant.

It's time to get the show, you're full of food and drink, it's time for the old thing to settle the bill! I saw that Dai Wen was not in a hurry, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, pressed his finger a few times, and Liu Xian's phone rang. Hehe, do you want to use the key to blackmail the master? You thought wrong, Liu was busy and didn't even look at it, and refused to answer directly! I hit it again, and I still refused! Which one of the shops near the train station doesn't have the strength? Want to eat a bully meal here? It's a good thing that people don't beat you, for the sake of you being an international friend, call the police, and you will have to do it.

Unexpectedly, after Dai Wen called twice and didn't get through, he beckoned the boss over, and the two of them pointed inside and didn't know what to say, and then the old miscellaneous hair patted his ass and left, and the boss nodded and sent it to the door!

Are you Chinese? Why don't you even have a bone? If you don't beat you up when you eat a bully meal, you are too embarrassed for my country's catering industry! You bear-like foreign devil must be the goods that lead the way, and if the Japanese lose a bicycle, you will find it the next day! Bah!

"Apprentice, are you here to be a teacher?" Dai Wen looked proud.

You're still in the play! Wearing a Taoist robe and treating yourself as an old man? Can you tell the difference between a Taoist robe and a eunuch's robe? I'm going to tell you, you're wearing a eunuch suit, can you change your voice when you talk for a while?

"How did you get out without checking out?" Liu asked depressedly.

"I didn't bring any money, I could only sell my labor, and I just gave him some feng shui!" Devin smiled.

This foreign devil doesn't know feng shui and can still be surprised, what surprised him was the second devil in the shop, a big nose to give you feng shui, you believe it? Aren't you afraid that he will confuse your yin house and yang house? Forget it, your ancestors don't believe the nonsense of foreigners, and they are speechless about this kind of goods.

"Give me back the car keys."

Dudu, Dai Wen unlocked the car first, then handed the key to Liu Xian, and sat in the co-pilot's seat, "I live in a Merchant Hotel." ”

Living in a four-star hotel, you are really weird, Liu Xian didn't say much, drove the car to send this foreign uncle first, today he has lost, I waited outside for nearly an hour, watching people eat and drink, but I didn't see any play, I wanted to play someone once, but the result was still a bad move. You don't have to turn your head to look at it, you can know the smug expression on this old thing's face.

"Do you want to take me as an apprentice to teach me this skill?"

Davin's expression froze after hearing this, and he shook his head helplessly. Let this old guy eat this deflated, Liu Xian felt a lot more comfortable.

The Traders Hotel is very close to the train station, and it doesn't take a few minutes to walk, so Liu hurriedly parked the car at the door of the hotel and turned his head to look at this old wonder.

"You already know my number, I will stay in China for a few months, but not necessarily in Shengyang, I will call you later." Devin lowered his head and got out of the car, "Oh, by the way, you can't deny it, we're already friends, right?" Also, I'm having a great day! ”

"Yes, from the perspective of a friend, let me tell you something that others don't know, you wear this dress, you have to walk with your head down, hunched up, you can't be arrogant, and you have to pinch your throat when you speak, you know? Come again, say hello to you, yes! ”

"Hello, isn't that so?" Devin is very studious.

"By the way, as long as you act like this, others are allowed to treat you as a Chinese expert, although your Chinese is already very slippery, but this is a change in temperament, substance, understand the change from quantity to quality!"

This old thing is quite serious about learning, Liu is busy with this joy in his heart!

"What did you teach me? Etiquette? The Taoist priests I've seen don't have this set of etiquette, huh? It's not even time to do it. ”

"Ordinary Taoist priests don't, only people close to the Son of Heaven will use this kind of etiquette, this kind of thing can only be understood but not spoken!"

"By the way, my friend, what are you looking for me?" Liu was busy for a long time, and suddenly remembered that he should ask something serious.

"Make friends! Also, I'm interested in where you came from. ”

Originally, it was a gratifying thing to make new friends, but today Liu Xin always felt a little depressed, I don't know if it was because the other party was interested in his origin.

Where am I from? Am I a member of this world? The question that was already about to be forgotten, because of the reminders of his wife and Devon in his previous life, came out again to torment Liu Busy.

Perhaps, it doesn't matter where you come from, but where you are going.

Liu was busy thinking about it, and sent this sentence to Dai Wen by text message.

Liu Busy Diary:

1. Why do I despise this kind of foreign slave who doesn't want his ancestors and treats the nonsense of foreigners as a classic? Huan Nima is really a foreign monk who can chant scriptures!

2. Perhaps, it doesn't matter where you come from, but where you want to go; Gender, skin color, and race do not matter, but freedom and equality matter.

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