Liu was busy standing downstairs at his father-in-law's house, making a plan for young ~ female abduction ~ abduction, not abduction, just wanted to take a look from afar, but now it seems that the difficulty of both is not small. Originally, Liu was busy thinking about buying something and pretending to be a salesman to knock on the door, but he didn't expect 11-year-old Zhang Xiaoyun to come out of the hole of the building! Liu Xian has seen it in previous photos, this is his daughter-in-law! Who said that the fungus will never return to the powder? Has this young woman who is not born become Lori! Liu is busy and his mood is complicated and difficult to express,! This is my daughter-in-law, my own daughter-in-law! In an instant, Liu Xian's tears almost fell out. Xiaoyun's classmate completely ignored Liu Busy's chicken jelly, and jumped out to play, Liu Busy followed behind, it was originally a very obscene thing, why was it not obscene when it was put on his daughter-in-law?

Count the days, you have a holiday, Zhang Xiaoyun, who is in elementary school, must also be on vacation, not Sunday, her father-in-law and mother-in-law are at work, and when she sees the key hanging on the little girl's neck, she guesses what's going on, this is a good opportunity to start, where can you start?

It may be that they are about to start school, and her mother-in-law made her a new flower dress, the little girl is very smelly and beautiful, as if she is afraid that others will not see it, she is jumping and jumping, turning in a circle, turning a circle, and shaking the red bow on her head from time to time, Liu is busy following behind, and an obscene plan is formed in her mind.

Xiaoyun jumped step by step, she was having a good time, Liu Busy pretended to be in a hurry, ran past her quickly, and knocked her to the ground, Liu Busy controlled her strength quite well, Xiaoyun was helped up as soon as she fell to the ground, although she was not injured, but the new skirt was still dirty.

Xiaoyun looked at the big boy in front of her timidly, tears rolled in her eyes, Liu hurriedly squatted down, held her shoulder and said, "I'm sorry, little sister, I accidentally bumped into you and soiled your new dress, don't cry, okay?" ”

Originally, the little girl's tears hadn't come down yet, but when she mentioned the new dress, she couldn't help it, and she cried with a wow! "My mom...... Get ready...... Let me start school...... I just wore it, a new dress, I secretly wore it, and it got dirty, what should I do! Woohoo......"

This little girl is really stinky and beautiful, but Liu Xian just took the opportunity to say a few more words to his daughter-in-law, "Little sister, don't be afraid, it was the big brother who soiled your skirt, is it okay for the big brother to compensate you?" My brother will pay you a new dress and buy you a lot of delicious things, don't you cry, okay? Liu Xian himself felt that he was talking like a liar who abducted children, but his daughter-in-law was stupid and didn't cry anymore.

Xiaoyun! Forgot how you pumped me? Hmph, you also have today!

Liu Xian first took her to a nearby commissary to buy a lot of jelly, lollipops and other snacks, Xiaoyun has shown the demeanor of a foodie since she was a child, and as soon as she put the lollipop in her mouth, she immediately forgot about the skirt and let someone pull her away. Liu Xian finally understood why he raised a poor boy and a rich girl, if the little girl was not satisfied with material things when she was a child, the boy would give a lollipop and cheat it away.

Coming out of the commissary, Liu Xian took her to a nearby shopping mall and let her choose a beautiful new dress by herself. Liu Busy was also very happy, and simply asked the seller of children's clothes to choose two sets of new clothes for her from top to bottom, the little girl was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth, and took the initiative to run over and hug Liu Busy, saying Big brother, you are so good, Liu Busy hugged the little Lori in front of him, and felt very complicated in his heart. At most, he is a stocking control, but he is far from being perverted to the extent of liking **. But the little Lori in front of her is different from others, in that life, she grew up and became her wife, so that Liu Xian couldn't help but think of the various boudoir interests between him and Xiaoyun before, and he couldn't help but think of Xiaoyun's excited and intoxicated expressions when he was in bed, which was so similar to the pure Lori in front of him, but it was another taste. Big brother, little sister, is this playing role-playing? Liu Xian once laughed with his wife and said that he wanted to give his mother-in-law a bad review because she delivered the goods too late. The wife also smiled and replied, I knew it was you, and I should have slept with you at the age of 18. Liu Busy also said that 18 can't wait, you are 18 and I are 23, and I have been masturbating for several years. Smaller, 16 lines? The wife smiled and replied, it's okay! But look at the front of me, my wife is only 12 years old, and I can't do it anymore, I really don't know how the hearts of those principals and directors grow.

Coming out of the mall, Liu Xian had already mentioned a lot of things, seeing that it was still early, and he didn't want this date with his wife to end too early, so he squatted down and asked: "Sister Xiaoyun, these clothes and food are all for your skirt, but I also want to buy you a small gift, we bumped into each other is also fate, give you a small gift as a souvenir." At this time, Xiaoyun was completely immersed in the happiness brought to her by beautiful clothes, and she was completely at the mercy of others, if Liu Xian was really a human trafficker, she would have succeeded at this time. Liu Busy took her to a philatelic shop around the corner of the mall, spent more than 3,000 yuan, bought a 1980 monkey ticket Quartet, Liu Busy remembered that his father-in-law was a stamp collector at that time, he should know the value of this set of stamps, and when Xiaoyun got married, this Quartet Monkey Ticket should be able to rise to 15,000 or six, no matter who she married at that time, just take it as her own share of the money.

Calculating the time, her father-in-law and mother-in-law were about to get off work, and Liu hurriedly sent Xiaoyun downstairs to her house, and told her to take good care of the stamps and give them to her father. Although Xiaoyun doesn't understand stamps, she spent a thick stack of RMB when she bought it, she saw it in her eyes, she shirked it and didn't dare to accept it, Liu Xian smiled bitterly, and lied to her that this is for your father, is your father's name Zhang Youguo? She was a little puzzled when she heard this, but when she saw that the other party knew the names of her parents and did not suspect him, she accepted it. Maybe it's really a woman's sixth sense, 11-year-old Xiaoyun seems to feel that Liu Busy is inextricably linked with her, she untied the bow on her head and gave it to Liu Busy,

"Big brother, I don't have anything else, this bow is for you, it's a gift in return." Liu Xian smiled, but tears fell. My daughter-in-law! My own daughter-in-law! Although I have nothing to do and pour you footwash water for so many years, I don't regret it at all.

"Big brother, what's wrong with you? Don't cry! ”

"I'm fine, little sister, can you let my brother hug ......" Liu Xian said such a rogue words so affectionately for the first time.

On the return train, Liu Xian looked at the bow in his hand, and felt a lot of emotion in his heart, I am afraid that he and Xiaoyun will not come together again in this life, but there is one more person worth caring about. Traveling through time and space has brought too many feelings, Liu Busy looked at the strangers around him, if he crossed again, maybe the strangers around him would also become vital in life, different choices, different environments, different people, sometimes an accident will connect the fate of two people, and sometimes a sentence can make two people go their separate ways, Liu Busy doesn't know if these strangers around him at this moment are also his beloved, dearest relatives in a certain life, but now Liu Busy really doesn't dare to easily rule out this possibility.

At that moment, I had mixed feelings, and at that moment, I seemed to be unencumbered. Liu Xian silently blessed every kind person in his heart, unprecedentedly pious, because traveling through time and space let him know why he should be fraternity, because everyone can be your relatives. Unconsciously, Liu Busy made a decision to help Zhang Xiangdong rescue his wife.

When he returned to Shengyang City, the sky had already darkened, the lights of thousands of homes were lit, there was no cooking smoke, and the meeting with his wife in his previous life made Liu Xian have a strong sense of unreality about the world in front of him. Walking out of the train station, before he got to the place where he parked, he suddenly heard a voice behind him: Immeasurable Tianzun!

Liu Xian didn't look back, near the train station, there were many liars, and it was not strange to see it, but it was self-defeating. Liu Xian pursed his lips and sneered in his heart: "You still want to fool me? Uncle is not in the mood today, otherwise he may not know who deceived whom! ”

"The white horse passes through the gap, the two lives are human, yesterday is like a dream, and it is also fantasy and reality."

Liu Xian stood still, two lives as a human being, the previous life was like a dream, and the white horse passed through the gap to describe the passage of time, what does this old Taoist behind him know? Listening to these proverbs is in a special tone, not any kind of dialect that Liu Xian knows, could it be that this old Tao is really a little capable? Could it be that he could see that he had traveled back in time?

"Donor, you and I are destined, Poor Dao wants to give you a few words, I wonder if you are interested in listening to it?"

Liu Busy's mood is very complicated, knowing that the other party is very likely to be a liar, but he can't help but turn around, he is uncertain today, I am afraid that he will capsize in the gutter! Liu hurriedly turned his head and scolded in his heart, why is his will so unfirm?

"Donor, according to my opinion, you are missing five elements!"

"Dao Chief, you have such thick lenses, can you see accurately?"

"Weird, weird!"

Dao Chief, please, what kind of old Taoist do you say you are a foreigner! is wearing the same as Lin Zhengying, this robe is too exaggerated! You put all your blonde hair in the crown and I can't see it? You don't look at how big your nose is, your eyes are still blue, who are you pretending to be old-fashioned? Go back to the West and become a priest and a priest with a promising career! I said that how to speak has a feeling of reciting the Sanskrit song, and Nima turned out to be inaccurate in pronunciation!

"Isn't there a saying in your country that foreign monks can recite scriptures?"

Monks and old Taoists are originally two different things, okay? Just now, thanks to the immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, if you recite Amitabha, I would have pumped you a long time ago! Is it better to cheat and spend some money? Are you a government official when the Chinese are all citizens? Even if the officials let you take advantage of it, it's not because they're stupid, it's because they're cheap!

"Liu is busy, you are frozen."

"Can I not get excited? You said that if you look at a blue-eyed and big-nosed person who wears like an old-fashioned person, who can stand this shock? Wait, you know my name? Or are you scolding me? ”

"Hehe, classmate Liu Xian, I see that you have a wonderful root, and you are a rare immortal cultivation genius in a hundred years, why don't you vote for me and let me enlighten you?"

Big brother, no, uncle, can't you find a home? Take me to this slap? America, right, you just go west, and you go west! is also a genius in cultivating immortals, this is a fantasy when you are a brother? Throw yourself under your door? Have you figured out which one you are? It's better to let me ignite you, looking at your tall donkey, big nose and blue eyes, playing religion will definitely be no fun, it's better to say that you are a professor at Harvard, or you came to China to invest, and those who have never seen foreigners may be able to be blinded by you one or two, so what kind of old way can you pretend? Can you memorize the Tao Te Ching? Dao Ke Dao, very Dao, name can be named, very famous, what's underneath?

"The beginning of the nameless world. The mother of all things. Therefore, there is often no desire to observe the wonder. There is often a desire to observe it. These two have the same name and different names, and they are the same mysteries. Mysterious and mysterious, the door of all wonders. How, worship me as a teacher and don't suffer. ”

"That...... Don't speak English! "Liu Busy moved in his heart, I haven't studied the Tao Te Ching, but I still have an impression in the first few sentences, since people dare to wear a robe, it is not difficult to memorize the Tao Te Ching of more than 5,000 words." It seems that some effort has been put into it, but it's useless for you to memorize it word for word, you look like you're violated! ”

"Donor, you have a problem right now, if you don't put yourself under my door, I'm afraid it will be difficult to resolve, do you still let me point it out?" The big nose said slowly, as if there were two green onions in his nose, and he was pretending.

"What if I don't listen to you? What if I don't invest in you, right? This trick has long been outdated in our country, can't you cheat and keep pace with the times? Let's change the trick! ”

"If you don't take me as a teacher, Symantec's $1,000 monthly stipend will be gone!"

Liu Busy Diary:

1. If you believe in past and present lives, then everyone can be your relatives, and your love has a theoretical basis, which is the greatest contribution of religion to the world.

2. We are atheists, and we talk about class struggle.

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