Post 3 Are you willing to be Lao Tzu?

"What? You haven't used a shower in the bathroom? Xu Qing asked in surprise.

"Ahem, this, I took a wooden shower when I was a child, but this little water is really not enough for me to take a bath!" Ye Liangchen pointed to the water in the toilet and said with a sad face.

"Huh? Ha ha! Xu Qing laughed out loud when she was amused, and it took a long time to regain her breath.

"No wonder, it looks like you haven't really used the shower." Xu Qing believed it now, Ye Liangchen in front of him should be a beggar, and he may not even have lived in a building.

"I'll teach you, this is the water switch, this is the temperature regulation, and this is the ......" Xu Qing explained impatiently, but Ye Liangchen has an excellent memory, and he remembered it once.

"Huh? It's amazing, what kind of magic weapon is this? Can it instantly increase the temperature of the water and drop it, and release the water indefinitely? It's a little more powerful than my magic weapon water swallowing hyacinth. Ye Liangchen fiddled with the sprinkler switch with curiosity.

Xu Qing rolled her eyes helplessly, it seemed that this kid was not lightly ill, so she didn't bother to answer, and said, "The soap bath shampoo should always know, right?" ”

"What is a soapy bath shampoo?"

"Okay, you win, this is shampoo, shampoo, this is ......" Xu Qing explained all the details, and finally Ye Liangchen nodded and said that he understood, Xu Qing turned around and closed the door of the bathroom.

"Do what I taught you, lock the door!" Xu Qing came to the sofa, turned on the TV and ate potato chips.

"Okay!" There was a click in the bathroom, followed by the sound of rushing water, and a cheerful howl, and from time to time there were a few exclamations, Ye Liangchen couldn't stop praising it, this treasure The power of cold and hot water transformation is really good.

"Strange, is this kid really from ancient times?" Xu Qing held a thumb-sized golden monkey on the palm of his hand, which looked extremely cute, and it was left by Ye Liangchen when he took a bath.

Xu Qing glanced at the bathroom, but then shook his head and smiled bitterly: "It seems that I also have a problem with my brain, I have watched too much TV, where did I come from, it must be that he likes costume dramas, and he has been stimulated by something, and he has become a little beggar who no one knows, it's really pitiful!" ”

After a while, Aunt Mei came back with a few bags of clothes.

"This kid hasn't finished washing yet?" Aunt Mei was a little surprised.

"He, he won't use anything, I've been teaching for most of the day!" Xu Qing pursed her lips.

"Hehe, it seems that this little guy is also a miserable person, here are his clothes, underwear and new shoes and socks, a total of two sets." Aunt Mei is also very kind-hearted, obviously to help Xu Qing reduce her burden in disguise.

"Thank you, Aunt May." Xu Qing said.

"Thank me for what? It's not for you! Aunt Mei smiled: "I'm going to leave in the next two days, and before I leave, I must send him away." ”

"Got it, I'll go grocery shopping first!" Xu Qing said with a smile, her beautiful face was particularly attractive.

"Oh, look at Aunt Mei's ~sex~, I forgot to buy vegetables, I'll go, you stay at home!" Aunt May looked in the direction of the bathroom.

"Oh, it's okay, Aunt Mei, there is nothing valuable at home, he can still move the house, and then he will buy vegetables downstairs, hehe, let's go!" Xu Qing pulled Aunt Mei and looked like a mother and son who had a good relationship.

"Liangchen, the clothes and shoes are all at the door of the bathroom, you can take the shower yourself in a while, and we will go down to buy vegetables." Aunt May put two pockets at the bathroom door.

"Got it, thank you Aunt Mei for taking care of me." Ye Liangchen answered in the bathroom, and then heard the footsteps of the two leaving, and the sound of the door opening and closing.

After a while, Ye Liangchen, who had finished taking a bath, turned off the water source of the sprinkler, but his face showed a thoughtful look.

"That Zhou Jia is obviously not well-intentioned, it seems that I have to take precautions, since Xu Qing saved me, I also have to work hard to make money to repay them, but the ten-day deadline to make money and pay the rent is a little hasty."

"What the hell is this place? It seems that these two women are ordinary people, but it is strange that they have such a strange treasure in their family! Ye Liangchen was a little surprised, and then opened the door and prepared to take his clothes and put them on.

"It's not the time you're from, it's a strange world you don't know." An old and hoarse voice came into Ye Liangchen's ears.

Ye Liangchen's whole person was excited, in this unfamiliar environment, and obviously there was no one in the room, this sudden voice startled Ye Liangchen.

"Who? Who's pretending to be a ghost? Go out...... Come out...... I'm not afraid, sir! "Ye Liangchen has naturally seen Yin Souls in ancient times, and he once used treasures to collect a lot of Yin Soul Ghost Objects to refine treasures, but he is not too afraid.

It's just that now he has no mana, and he has no power to restrain the chicken, even if he is a random ghost, he can hook his soul, so how much Ye Liangchen hopes that this is a person and not a ghost.

"Me? I'm not human......" The hoarse voice continued.

"Ghosts? It's not good ......" Ye Liangchen's face turned pale with fright, his originally weak body was strong at that time, and he rushed out of the bathroom with his bare buttocks without thinking about it, and then ran to the kitchen behind the living room, casually holding a kitchen knife across his chest.

However, the voice seemed to be inseparable, and it appeared in Ye Liangchen's ears for a long time.

"I'm not a ghost......"

Ye Liangchen was slightly stunned, and looked around blankly: "Master is not afraid, I am a cultivator of the Great Perfection of the Yuanhe Realm, it is best not to mess with me, what are you not a ghost?" Where are you? ”

"In your conscious realm."

"Consciousness Realm?" Ye Liangchen frowned, now that he has no mana, he has no ability to enter the Nian Realm at all: "What are you doing in my Nian Realm?" What are the intentions? ”

Ye Liangchen was the first to think of the soul devouring attachment, which is equivalent to taking away the ** rebirth, and generally the old monsters with strong strength do this when they are injured, and a wisp of soul division enters the realm of other people's consciousness and minds, swallowing other people's souls and occupying the body, am I going to hang up today? Ye Liangchen thought of tragedy.

"Damn, do you think Lao Tzu is willing? Didn't your essence blood drip on the dragon spear and turn me into the spatial crack, Lao Tzu can enter your mind realm and protect you from death? The angry scolding echoed in Ye Liangchen's ears.

"Keeping me from dying? Hehe, do you have this kindness? Ye Liangchen sneered.

"Lao Tzu is not so kind, but the dragon spear was recognized by you with blood, you hung Lao Tzu and fell asleep for I don't know how many thousands of years, and I have to be injured, you are willing to protect you when Lao Tzu? Do you know how many injuries Lao Tzu suffered through the spatial rift? The voice seemed to be far and near, Ye Liangchen sensed it carefully, and it really came out of his mind.

"Oh? Are you a dragon spear spirit? Wowha! Ye Liangchen laughed, the Divine Dragon Spear was actually obtained by himself, and he would definitely be able to soar into the sky in the future: "I see, I also said why can't I find you, now it's okay, hurry up and take me out of here, I want to resume my cultivation quickly!" ”

"Restore the fart!" The Divine Dragon Spear Spirit cursed: "Now you and I can't leave, you hurry up and become stronger, rescue me and then talk about it, Lao Tzu must have a way to help you." ”

"Get you out? You're an artifact spirit, aren't you? Don't say I'm out of cultivation? Even an immortal isn't as powerful as you, right? How? Are you also injured and powerless? Ye Liangchen asked timidly, this is the most feared thing after the surprise.

"That's not true, just a spatial crack is not enough to make Lao Tzu's power disappear and cannot be recovered." The Divine Dragon Spear Spirit sneered.

"That's easy, you recover slowly, I'll wait for you!" Ye Liangchen put his mind at ease, this can be said to be the biggest surprise after coming to a strange world.

"Damn, recover a fart, I'm now fused by a bird system in your mind realm, I can't even go back to the body of the divine dragon gun, you come in and take a look yourself!" After the Divine Dragon Spear Spirit finished speaking, Ye Liangchen only felt dizzy, and he actually appeared in the consciousness realm in his mind.

Of course, this is nothing more than a projection of one's own consciousness.

In the void, the Divine Dragon Spear was quietly suspended there, and just when Ye Liangchen was puzzled, a huge screen appeared in front of Ye Liangchen.

The screen seems to be made of crystal, with a row of characters on it, and boxes on the bottom, with the names and details of some genius treasures, as well as other options, such as technology, skills, survival, and strength!

The big computer screen in a living sci-fi film, it's just that this is really incomprehensible to Ye Liangchen!

"The unidentified weapon spear has been fused and has begun to bind the host......"

At this moment, such a character appeared on the screen, and there was a voice to match, but this voice was so strange, there was not only the voice of the dragon spear spirit, but also a stiff female voice.

The two voices came together and sounded weird.

"Damn, you see, after I was fused by this bird system, I involuntarily became a part of the system, and I also said that paragraph involuntarily."

Swiping it, a beautiful woman's face appeared on the crystal screen, but it was immediately covered by an old and slightly obscene white-haired old man.

"Damn, you're competing with Lao Tzu for the right to show, don't come out in the future!" The image of the white-haired old man steadily suppressed the image of the woman, and the voice was the spirit of the dragon spear.

"This is also okay...... Ye Liangchen said speechlessly, and suddenly found that the font on the crystal screen changed again, and at the same time, the white-haired old man also couldn't help his voice to broadcast.

The host binding is successful......

Name: Ye Liangchen

Age: 16

Main Properties Panel: Face Slap System: Level 0

Health: 70/120

Power: 60/120

Speed: 50/120

Sexual Performance: 33/80

Enlightenment ~ Sex ~: 15

Experience: 10

Normal people have a full score of 100 points in various indicators, and the host's main nature is different from that of ordinary people, and most of the indicators exceed ordinary people to reach 120, but the indicators of injuries on the body have not recovered to full grid.

The normal person's perception is 10, and the host's perception is 15, which exceeds most normal people in this world, and the random experience value is 10, which can be exchanged for increased attributes, and can also be exchanged for other props!

"Wowhaha, not bad, not bad! It seems that I am a super overlord level in this interface! Ye Liangchen looked at the big screen with a smug expression.

"Huh? Something doesn't seem right. Ye Liangchen suddenly found that the Divine Dragon Spear Spirit was looking at him with a playful look.

"Nima? Sexual performance is only 33? Less than 100 full? Lao Tzu doesn't have a double cultivation partner, this is not good! Ye Liangchen suddenly looked down and saw that his little Ding Ding was only the size of a small silkworm chrysalis at the moment.

Crunch.

At this moment, the door opened gently, Aunt Mei and Xu Qing came back from shopping for vegetables and entered the room, the two of them suddenly opened their mouths into an O shape and were stunned there, the green vegetable pocket in their hands fell to the ground with a click, looking at Ye Liangchen naked with his bare buttocks, and holding a kitchen knife with his eyes closed, Xu Qing immediately screamed! (If you want to know what happens next, please see the next chapter for more exciting!) )

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