Ye Liangchen was naked, standing in the kitchen with a kitchen knife in his hand, bathing in the spring light with his eyes closed, and the silkworm-like little Ding Ding swayed left and right with his body!

Xu Qing snorted when she saw this scene, threw down her green vegetable pocket and ran out covering her face, but her eyes peeked through her fingers!

Although Aunt Mei is older, her face is also slightly red, and she immediately turned her head away and didn't dare to look more, maybe it was the little Ding Ding in the swing that made people can't bear to look at it directly......

"Liangchen, what are you doing kid? How not to get dressed? You hurry up and ......" After speaking, Aunt Mei couldn't stay any longer, so she went out of the room and closed the door.

"What?" Ye Liangchen's eyes suddenly opened, his consciousness returned to his body, he looked at the door in a daze, and then looked at his own shape, this figure......

Wow.

Ye Liangchen didn't say a word, ran to the door of the bathroom and tossed his clothes and put them on, he didn't know what the socks and underwear were for, and he turned around the pants three times before he studied putting them on.

As for the belt, not to mention throwing it aside, I turned out a T-shirt and didn't find an opening, but I finally saw a shirt, and I put it on my body after studying it.

"That, Aunt Mei, Xu Qing, come in!" After Ye Liangchen finished speaking, a moment later, these two people could be counted in.

Xu Qing found that Ye Liangchen was dragging his pants with his left hand, and his right hand was pulling the shirt placket to cover his chest, looking at the two of them with a red face and a thick neck, Xu Qing laughed directly, sat on the ground and couldn't stand up with tears in her eyes, and Aunt Mei laughed even more.

"What's wrong with you? Also, Aunt Mei, this dress can't cover it, it's too small, and it's still broken in the middle. Ye Liangchen pursed his lips.

"Giggles, your pants are worn backwards, why are the zippers behind your ass? I'm laughing to death, I'm not as good as a child! Xu Qing sat on the ground and patted her calf.

"Huh? You say that opening? It must be put in the back, the front of the pants must be covered tightly, and no one will look at the back! Ye Liangchen said that he thought it was very reasonable.

"Forget it, Liangchen, this kid, I'm afraid he hasn't worn much serious clothes." Aunt Mei couldn't cry or laugh: "That's it, Qing'er, you go cook first, and I'll teach him how to wear these clothes." ”

"Yes, hehe!" Xu Qing stood up, covered her mouth, picked up the vegetable bag and ran to the kitchen.

Aunt Mei took out the clothes and pants in the bathroom pocket, and taught Ye Liangchen how to wear them one by one, and finally Ye Liangchen learned them all, obediently cleaned up the mess, carried his pants and belt, and ran to a small bedroom to tinker.

"Qing'er, this kid doesn't look very sick, and he still has a kitchen knife in the kitchen, I think it's very dangerous, send him out quickly!" Aunt Mei said a little speechlessly.

Xu Qing smiled: "I know, tomorrow we will report to the school, take him out, see if we can think of something, if it's okay, we will send him away without taking him home." ”

"Yes, although this kid doesn't seem to have any bad intentions, he is mentally abnormal and prone to accidents, send him away, and Aunt Mei will be relieved!" Aunt Mei sighed with emotion, when she was sick, she really did everything, but fortunately, she didn't get sick.

It was enough to wait for Xu Qing to cook the meal, and Ye Liangchen finished the tinkering, and walked out with a push on the door.

A pair of white sneakers, small white socks and jeans, black belt and white shirt, although the outfit is not worth a few dollars, but it sets off Ye Liangchen's figure is very stylish, and his appearance is also very handsome and white (played by Huo Jianhua)

It's that black and shiny hair, which looks weird when it is draped over him!

"Aunt Mei, are you all dressed like this here?" Ye Liangchen asked with some doubts.

Aunt Mei smiled: "Well, you are still the first guy to put the zipper on the back!" ”

"Uh......" Ye Liangchen was a little speechless, a few people were quite happy to eat together, the key was that Ye Liangchen behaved quite normally, and when he slept at night, he was directly arranged in the small bedroom where Aunt Mei slept.

Aunt Mei went to Xu Qing's bedroom, but Ye Liangchen couldn't sleep at night!

"What is this place? Those who have no cultivators, no supernatural powers, are all mortals? It's weird! Ye Liangchen swept his eyes and suddenly found a magazine with colorful food and humanities, and some model photos attracted Ye Liangchen's eyes.

"It's wonderful...... It's a pity that these words ...... It knows me, I don't know it......" Ye Liangchen felt that he had to learn the knowledge of this world quickly, otherwise he wouldn't be able to get along, and he made such a big joke when he wore clothes today.

"You want to learn words?" In Ye Liangchen's mind, the voice of the Divine Dragon Spear Spirit came out.

"yes, yes, will you?" Ye Liangchen was happy.

"Mom, how could I? Don't you have 10 random experience? If you're not in a hurry to make up for your little dingding, you can exchange for the 'literacy hyphenation' item first. The Divine Dragon Spear Spirit said.

"Works? Let's try it first! Ye Liangchen closed his eyes and entered the realm of consciousness, and pulled out the small interface windows on the 'face slapping system', which looked very novel, but unfortunately he didn't know it.

"Come on, let's change the literacy and hyphenation for me first." Ye Liangchen said eagerly.

On the big screen of the crystal layout, the white-haired old man spoke: "Congratulations, the exchange skill 'literacy hyphenation' has been successful, 5 experience points are consumed, and 5 points are left!" ”

Immediately afterward, Ye Liangchen felt a buzz in his head, and a large number of messy characters poured into his mind, and it took more than an hour to slowly sort it out.

"It's amazing!" Ye Liangchen suddenly felt that he knew a lot of words, and he had learned a lot of Internet buzzwords, and he could understand that magazine.

"The 'face slap system' was successfully launched for the first time, and the mission mode was opened."

At this moment, the system sounded again: "The first main quest - zero-level slap in the face, the deadline is one day, 10 experience points will be rewarded for completing the task, and 10 points will be deducted for failure, and if the experience value is not enough, the existing genus ~sex ~ will be deducted in turn, and when all attributes are deducted to zero point, the host will die!" ”

"What?" Ye Liangchen stood up with a thud.

"Still playing like this? If I can't complete the task, I will lose experience points? If you don't deduct it, you still have to detain my body ~sex~? The health value is not high, and Lao Tzu is easy to be deducted by him into a negative number. "Especially when Ye Liangchen remembered ~sexual~ ability 33, he estimated that the iron pestle had been sharpened into a needle a few more times......

"Old man, what's your name?" Ye Liangchen looked at the Divine Dragon Spear Spirit.

"You can just call me Long Lao!" The Divine Dragon Spear Spirit said.

Ye Liangchen nodded, he remembered that he once learned a kind of body forging technique with his master, and he also used a stick to beat his body to exercise and stimulate his potential.

"Old man Long, isn't it just a slap in the face? I'm going to let the experience points crack and fly tonight, and fight for the experience points! ”

As he spoke, Ye Liangchen stretched out his hand and looked at his palm, and began to snap at his face, half an hour passed, the experience value did not rise, and his face rose a lot, like a big steamed bun.

Ye Liangchen cried: "Old man Long, are you fooling me?" Don't you say that a good slap in the face sends experience? Will you be able to have fun like this in the future? ”

"Ahem, damn it, this is not what I said, it was this bird system control I said this, what is going on, Lao Tzu doesn't know!" Old man Long looked at Ye Liangchen's steamed bun face with a wicked smile.

"Is it okay to slap someone in the face?" Ye Liangchen was a little speechless: "This system didn't say the specific details?" ”

"I told you a long time ago!" Old man Long blew his beard and glared.

"Grandma's, it's not easy to mix up some experience, it can't be done to slap yourself in the face, Xu Qing and Aunt Mei saved me, I can't beat them either, it seems that I have to go out for a walk tomorrow, otherwise the experience value will be deducted as a negative number and hang, especially ......" Ye Liangchen opened his pants and looked at Xiao Dingding, with tears in his eyes......

"Forget it, let's familiarize ourselves with the system first, and see what bonus items are available!" As he spoke, Ye Liangchen looked at the big screen.

There are several small squares at the top, which are written in five categories: 'technology', 'skills', 'self-defense', 'learning' and 'survival', Ye Liangchen tried to click on the technology.

Rows of high-tech top-secret technology come into view, various scheme designs and drawings, water, land and air three-purpose human-computer interactive cars, especially the one called the god machine battle armor, it is said that it can fly when you wear it, and it is invulnerable!

"Although I don't understand what this means, it looks like it's very powerful...... Ye Liangchen shook his head, the experience value used by the Divine Machine Battle Armor is an astronomical amount, and he doesn't have to count on it at present.

Immediately looked at self-defense, learning, survival, skills, there are a lot of good things, but his experience value is too little, Ye Liangchen now feels that these are not important, the current physical strength is the most important, and it is really not good to be sick and sick for a day.

Especially that little Ding Ding, you must hurry up and go out to slap your face to gain experience, so that Xiao Ding Ding can grow long and long, how long can it be?

Ye Liangchen tinkered with it for more than three o'clock in the middle of the night, feeling that time was pressing and he was in a hurry to make money, in order to survive and to help Xu Qing pay the rent, he must not let the evil idea of the yellow-haired Zhou Jia succeed.

Unconsciously, Ye Liangchen fell asleep in a daze, sleeping very soundly and deeply, but he didn't feel that he had slept for long, and he was called up by Aunt Mei, today Xu Qing was going to report to school, but Aunt Mei said that she would send Ye Liangchen away by the way.

"Liangchen, how did you sleep last night?" Aunt Mei seemed to have gotten up early and brought the prepared meal.

"Yes, it's okay!" Ye Liangchen pushed open the door and came out, and replied in a daze.

"Hey, what's wrong with your face?" Xu Qing looked at Ye Liangchen with strange eyes, and the half of his face looked like a small steamed bun, although it was stronger than last night, he could still see it.

"Face?" Ye Liangchen suddenly remembered what happened last night: "I don't know, that's it for sleep!" ”

Aunt Mei looked at Ye Liangchen's face, and there were clear slap marks, and when she saw that she was beaten, she whispered to Xu Qing: "Look, he is so cruel to himself when he is sick, he may do something to others, and he must be sent away today." ”

"Well, Liangchen will go brush your teeth and wash your face first, it's all ready for you, by the way, you still can't, right? Aunt May teaches you! Aunt Mei pulled Ye Liangchen to the bathroom and taught him carefully.

"Hey, there's no spell, you have to do these things yourself!" Ye Liangchen was a little speechless, after washing, the three of them began to eat, Xu Qing finished eating in a hurry, and was embarrassed about how to talk to Ye Liangchen to take him out, Ye Liangchen spoke first.

"Aunt Mei, Xu Qing, I want to go out and have a look today, maybe I can think of something more!" After Ye Liangchen finished speaking, Aunt Mei's eyes lit up, and she agreed to come down at that time, and after eating, Xu Qing took Ye Liangchen and set off.

Before leaving, Aunt Mei put a hat on Ye Liangchen and covered her shawl hair!

"Ye Liangchen, I'll go to school, you can just walk outside." Xu Qing didn't say much on the way, and always felt a little guilty about leaving him outside like this.

"Okay." It was only when they were about to arrive at school that the two of them spoke.

"Yo, isn't this a good student Xu Qing? How? Got the object? At this moment, a woman's voice came from ahead, sounding strange.

Immediately afterwards, two girls came out of the Malatang shop in front of them, they were about the same age as Xu Qing, and the tall and thin figure who spoke was okay, one was short and fat, and the two looked at Xu Qing without good eyes.

"Wang Lili, Du Juan, are you also here? What a coincidence! Xu Qing pretended not to see the hostility between the two and accompanied the smiling face.

"Don't come to this set, report today, the dormitory will be cleaned by you, do you think you're afraid of you with a little white face?" The tall and thin girl called Wang Lili glanced at Xu Qing, and she didn't know why she was a little angry.

"You ......" Xu Qing was a little angry but didn't attack, clenching her pink little fist, but Ye Liangchen couldn't stand it.

"Shut up! Who is Little Whiteface? Ye Liangchen stood in front of Xu Qing and said to Wang Lili: "Hehe, don't deceive people too much, otherwise, Liangchen doesn't mind playing with you, you have to remember that Liangchen never talks empty words!" ”

"However, I, Zhao Hao, am not ......convinced" At this moment, a handsome young man in white casual clothes and a pair of big sunglasses walked out of the Malatang shop, and walked towards Ye Liangchen with a disdainful face!

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