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Xiao Wu's mobile phone has been on the phone, and Ling Yang has heard the conversation between Xiao Wu and Guan Guan clearly, and has been smiling and enduring it very hard. It wasn't until there was no sound on the other end of the phone that Ling Yang hung up the phone and instructed Lao Zhan and Lao Pao to take turns to take turns and continue to do a good job of stalking, while he ran out to find Xiao Wu and pulled this stupid boy who didn't understand the amorous atmosphere into the corner and started ideological work.

Ling Yang is a warm-hearted young man, although he doesn't stick a knife in his ribs for his friend, it's still okay to insert two toothpicks. Ling Yang saw that Xiao Wu was almost at the legal age of marriage, but he had been focusing on trying to improve his theft skills, and he was as dull as a piece of rotten wood for the love between men and women, so he couldn't help but secretly worry about Xiao Wu.

It just so happened that stalking was a boring job, Ling Yang simply had fun by himself, and took advantage of his free time to teach Xiao Wuyan by example, thinking in his heart that even if he couldn't let Xiao Wu's dead wood meet in spring, he would have to let two dogs grow on this rotten wood.

Ling Yang first gave Xiao Wu a "word of speech" with a serious speech, dancing with his hands and feet, with rich facial expressions, spitting Xingzi almost drowned Xiao Wu alive. After more than an hour, Ling Yang saw that Xiao Wu was still looking demented, and a wave of sadness hit his heart: "Damn, it seems that all those words just now were said in vain, and this kid doesn't seem to have listened to a word!" ”

But Ling Yang was not discouraged, and dragged Xiao Wu to squat on the road together, looking at the endless flow of people, his four eyes emitted a thief's light, staring specifically at the passing beauties.

At this time, a girl in a fruit-green cotton suit passed by on a small bicycle, Ling Yang saw that the opportunity had come, and threw a sentence to Xiao Wu: "Look at it!" Learn a little! The whole person rushed out like a hungry wolf.

Ling Yang deliberately pretended to run across the road, the speed and time under his feet were very accurate, he just shoved one foot under the front wheel of the bicycle, and with a hard toe lift, he stopped the bicycle, and he fell to the ground exaggeratedly, holding his chest and moaning in pain.

Seeing that she had hit someone, the girl hurriedly threw the bicycle aside, squatted down, and tentatively stabbed Ling Yang with her fingers, Ling Yang moaned even more happily when she saw this, and the girl was puzzled: "I'm sorry, I didn't see you crossing the road, I remember it seems to have hit your leg, what are you doing with your chest?" ”

Seeing that the girl was a little alert, Ling Yang knew that he had acted a little too much, so he simply improvised and said, "Why do I have to cover my chest...... Because such a beautiful girl as you bumped into me, my heart beat faster with happiness, and the pain in my leg was nothing...... Why are you looking at me like this, I'm not touching porcelain, I'm really an innocent passerby...... Hey, I said, why are you so beautiful, and your voice is so graceful...... You bad girl, all the good things in the world are gathered in you alone, how can you let other women live......"

Ling Yang himself is good-looking, sweet words don't want money to greet the girl, a while of hard work made the girl dizzy, the girl's two eyes bent into crescents, willingly exchanged WeChat numbers with Ling Yang, and booked a time to meet for dinner.

"How is it, isn't my brother playing beautifully?" It wasn't until the girl left that Ling Yang proudly showed off to Xiao Wu: "Do you understand?" Do you see clearly? Later, you can do it according to my method, and my girlfriend has it, do you understand? ”

"Hmm!" Xiao Wu nodded heavily.

It turns out that Xiao Wu is not only not a qualified student, but also has a bit of a problem in terms of IQ, because Xiao Wu has not learned to choose the right target at all, as long as he sees a woman, no matter how old he is, he will rush up. If it weren't for Ling Yang's desperate dragging, Ling Yang even suspected that Xiao Wu would rush up and bark a few times when he saw a female dog.

Xiao Wu first fell under the bicycle wheel of an aunt, and the aunt was startled when she saw this, and fell to the snow with the car, and used high-pitched and fierce language to greet all the eighteen generations of Xiao Wu's ancestors, and threatened to make Xiao Wu lose his family. Ling Yang saw that things were not good, so he rushed forward quickly, helped his aunt up, and said with a flattering smile: "Oh, sister, why did you fall?" Sister, why are you so careless? Sister, are you alright? Sister, you have a lot of adults, don't be like that hairy boy, don't you say it's this Li'er, sister? ”

Seeing this, the aunt glanced at Ling Yang, as if an old face carved by ten thousand years of cold ice finally began to thaw: "You two together?" Okay, the young man's mouth is so sweet, sister is fine, let's go! ”

If Ling Yang was amnestied, he grabbed Xiao Wu's trouser belt and ran away, waiting for a long time before daring to reappear.

"You big shabi, the old lady just now is almost eighty, what are you rushing up, do you lack maternal love?" Ling Yang angrily counted Xiao Wu and slapped the back of Xiao Wu's head hard. Xiao Wu hid, stared at the middle of the road with the thief's bright gaze, and shouted softly: "Brother, don't beat brother, this is good, I look at this line!" ”

Ling Yang looked back, it turned out to be a middle-looking girl, riding on a pink electric motorcycle, and her figure was also good, Ling Yang nodded with satisfaction, and motioned for Xiao Wu to rush up and try again.

Xiao Wu grinned, and turned into an afterimage again with confidence, the speed made Ling Yang amazed, and he sincerely admired: "It is worthy of being a snitch who has accumulated for many years, and it is really a light achievement, Chu Liuxiang back then may be at this level...... Hey,! ”

Ling Yang's admiration came to an abrupt end, covering his eyes and not daring to look directly at the scene happening in front of him. It turned out that Xiao Wu was too excited, and the "light power" was overly played, resulting in the inability to control the movement, and he was hit by the electric motorcycle with a high speed and flew out.

Xiao Wu was hit by the huge inertia of the motorcycle, his ears were buzzing, and the lights went out in front of him for a moment, and he almost lost consciousness. When Xiao Wu came back to his senses, he felt that his head was pillowing a ball of softness, and someone kept fanning his mouth. It turned out that the girl squatted down and helped Xiao Wu up, raised Xiao Wu's head, put it on her thigh, and patted Xiao Wu's cheek anxiously, but the girl was in a hurry, and her hand was too heavy, and she almost swollen Xiao Wu into a pig's head.

Xiao Wu had just woken up, his brain didn't turn around for a while, and he was still immersed in the pickling plan formulated by Ling Yang, unable to extricate himself, and moaned: "May I ask this young lady, do you have a boyfriend?" ”

The girl was confused by the question, but fortunately, she finally woke up Xiao Wu, and said with a big heart: "No, why are you asking this?" ”

The pickle girl plan has reached this point, and according to Ling Yang's plan, the next step is to start talking about the phone number. It's just that Ling Yang never expected that he had calculated everything, but he missed that Xiao Wu was an out-and-out pure dias, only to see Xiao Wu caressing his hot cheeks, completely forgetting the plan of picking up girls, and jumped up from the gentle township in annoyance, kicked the girl over, and said indignantly: "You don't even have a boyfriend, and you dare to ride a bicycle to hit me, see who can stand up for you!" If I don't beat you to death today, I'll just take your last name! ”