readx;??? Ling Yang suddenly felt that he had become a professional toilet cleaner, and he had been following Xiao Wu to wipe his buttocks. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Ling Yang said that the motorcycle girl who was kicked hated to leave, and when he left, the murderous eye nerve scared Ling Yang all over, but Xiao Wu lit a cigarette and smoked it as if he was fine.

Ling Yang originally wanted to slap Xiao Wuyi hard, but when he saw Xiao Wu's indifferent look, his raised arm hung down again: "Wu'er, brother asks you something!" ”

Xiao Wu shook his legs and said, "Brother, what are you talking about!" ”

Ling Yang let out a long sigh: "Brother just wants to ask, when are you going to die?" ”

Xiao Wu flicked the remaining cigarette butt into the snowdrift, spit out the last puff of smoke, and said puzzledly: "Brother, I'm still young, and I haven't thought about when I'm going to die for the time being...... Brother, why do you ask this, do you want to borrow a corpse to resurrect your soul? Brother, are you cultivating immortals? Have you cultivated the Yuan Infant now? Jin Dan summed it up, right? ”

Xiao Wu looked carefully at Ling Yang's stomach for a long time, as if he was looking for traces of Ling Yang's cultivation of "Yuan Baby", and his face was full of admiration. Ling Yang raised his forehead with his hand, pulled his hair in pain, and yelled at Xiao Wu: "I officially inform you now, I don't want to talk to you anymore!" I don't want to see you again! Also, don't call me brother in the future, you are my brother, no, you are my father, you are my father, okay? ”

Xiao Wu also felt that his imagination was too rich, and said, "Brother, don't be angry, don't I play with you!" You see you're really angry...... Give me another chance, brother, I beg you, just once, next time I will definitely do things beautifully, even if I pass by a mother mouse, I will be engaged to her on the spot, brother, do you think it's okay? ”

"No...... All right. Ling Yang was about to leave, but when he came into contact with Xiao Wu's pretending to be innocent, he was still defeated by this second-class clumsy acting skills: "I'll give you one last chance, if you can't do it, you'll wait to be a bachelor for the rest of your life, and after you die, you won't even have a person to carry the coffin, understand?" ”

Xiao Wu nodded obediently, not daring to talk nonsense again. Ling Yang's anger barely decreased a little, and he pointed at Xiao Wu's head and said, "Look at it, brother will show you another trick!" This is my brother's stunt at the bottom of the box, and I learned to use it for your life! ”

Ling Yang's eyes were more poisonous, and he saw that on the stall of roasted sweet potatoes, a beautiful woman dressed in fashion with a panda hat was taking out change to buy roasted sweet potatoes. Ling Yang walked over quickly, took out a hundred-yuan bill, threw it to the ground without a trace, and then patted the beautiful woman's shoulder.

When the beauty turned around, Ling Yang had already put on a harmless and warm smile, pulled the corners of his mouth, showed his white teeth, pointed to the ground and said, "Beauty, did you drop this hundred yuan?" ”

The beauty is obviously also a "lustful" master, she didn't care about the hundred yuan on the ground at all, but looked at Ling Yang carefully, and felt that Ling Yang was "sunny and handsome", which was more in line with her own aesthetics, so she giggled and said: "I didn't drop it, what's your name handsome guy?" ”

Ling Yang scratched his head and made a look of embarrassment: "Oh, what is my name, I really can't remember it for a while...... I'm sorry, I have a problem, when I see a beautiful woman, I can't remember anything else! ”

The beauty was praised by the "handsome guy in the sunshine", and giggled proudly, Ling Yang also laughed dryly twice, leaned over and picked up the money on the ground, with a literary and artistic tone: "Since this money was lost by someone else, that person has also done a good thing." If it weren't for this cute RMB, how would the two of us know each other? I don't think it's better to let this strong renminbi be used as a proof of our acquaintance, okay? ”

No matter how stupid the girl was, she could see that Ling Yang was deliberately accosting her at this time, and she was very happy. However, the girl still hesitated, although the guy in front of her was good-looking and polite, but now the society is complicated, God knows if he is a human trafficker or a bad guy who resells human organs. Besides, a girl can't be reserved and follow others after listening to two good words, so the girl still hesitated, exchanged names and addresses with Ling Yang, exchanged WeChat and phone numbers, and was ready to learn more about it for a while.

Things have developed to this point, even if Ling Yang has succeeded ninety percent of the time, as long as he grinds for a while, it will never be a problem for the beauty to be hugging. So Ling Yang proudly nibbled on the roasted sweet potato that the girl gave away when she left, and waved to Xiao Wuxian, who was full of admiration: "How is it, have you learned?" ”

Xiao Wu didn't answer Ling Yang's question, but rushed out with an arrow, Ling Yang turned around in astonishment, only to see another beautiful customer coming from the stall of roasted sweet potatoes, the beauty didn't look like an untrained girl, looking at the plump figure and a trace of lines and customs at the corners of her eyes, she was clearly a graceful wife and young woman.

Ling Yang nodded sincerely, and expressed his heartfelt admiration to the old man who sold sweet potatoes: "Uncle, where are you selling roasted sweet potatoes, you have clearly opened a free mobile beauty supply point...... Uncle is mighty! Salute to the uncle! ”

Xiao Wu has a good talent, he learns things relatively quickly, he ran a pair from the road to the sweet potato stall, reached into his pocket, took out the money and threw it on the ground, stretched out a devil's claw and gently put it on the young woman's shoulder, a gentleman's smile quickly appeared on his face, and the whole action was smooth, as accurate and natural as a textbook, which made Ling Yang, who was watching, amazed and secretly appreciated in his heart.

The young woman turned her head in surprise and saw Xiao Wu, who looked a little immature, she was stunned at first, and then glanced at Xiao Wu fiercely, and said in a vicious voice: "Who are you?" What are you doing? ”

Seeing the young woman's appearance of rejecting people thousands of miles away, Xiao Wu was not intimidated, pointed to the hundred yuan on the ground, and said sincerely: "Beauty, may I ask if you dropped this money?" ”

The young woman was stunned again, and then reacted, with a spring breeze smile on her face: "Yes, I dropped it, thank you, little brother!" ”

Across a narrow road, Ling Yang, who had witnessed everything, was first stunned: "Damn, isn't the script played like this?" Why don't you play according to the routine? ”

According to Ling Yang's plan, Xiao Wu should be improvised, and take the opportunity of the young woman's thanks to propose to find a warm café to have a drink to drive away the cold, and the result is the same. However, Ling Yang still overestimated Xiao Wu's wisdom, only to see this extremely professional little snitch stunned for a long time, and then his eyes were round again, and he was furious: "Hey my grass, you dare to hack my money, I really can't bear my temper!" I'll kill you......"