I picked up a piece of chicken and stuffed it into my mouth, it tasted good. It can be seen that Lao Chen is the kind of man who is very good at living, and he cooks a good dish, I am very satisfied with this taste, not spicy to the heart, only the tip of the tongue can feel this subtle spiciness.

Of course, if you have to say that this feeling is slightly spicy, I don't bother to bother with you, I eat too many chili peppers and get hot. As a man who has always been fat, I can't care about my face anymore.

"Lao Chen, you're a good cook." I let out a sigh of admiration, although the other two said that the other two were currently class antagonistic, but they were also embarrassed to eat other people's and say that other people's were not good, so they could only nod helplessly with me.

Everyone was still just eating, and I thought they all understood that after eating, it would probably be a laborious task. I thought that even if it was good to fight and kill, but the essence of Lao Chen was still Lao Chen, if there was really some accident, then my life would be ruined in the hands of these immortals. And it's so ruined that it can't be destroyed anymore. I don't dare to imagine that in the future, if I am suspected of a murder case, I am still young, and I have not married a daughter-in-law.

We must resolutely not let them fight, and we must immediately extinguish them before there are such signs.

Once it's decided, I'm going to do it. But what should I say, no one has mentioned it yet, I think about it, and then I take my time, before I get down to business, don't I have to be polite, I have just praised Lao Chen, I have to be polite to the old guy now.

I smiled at the old guy and said, "Old white." What were you just doing around this chicken? ”

"Rub ...... Steep"

The old guy is the old guy, patronizing and eating, and he can't say a word. I was so dizzy that I had to say again, "Rubbing beans? I didn't see you rubbing, I saw you circling. ”

"Phew." The old guy spit out the bones in his mouth, pulled out his teeth with his hand, pulled out a shredded piece of meat and shook it, and then said to me with a satisfied face: "Chaodu." Grandson, be obedient in the future, grandpa likes you to call me Lao Bai. ”

"Damn. When you kill chickens, you don't say that you want to be vegetarian, and after you kill them, you run backwards to overdo it. Are the gods so hypocritical? "I wasn't calm anymore, I thought he was just talking about getting the feathers clean. I'm good at everything, but I can't see anyone who is more hypocritical than me.

"Hey. Silly grandson, if you kill a chicken, will you run to it when it's over? ”

The old guy shook his head when he saw me, took a piece of chicken and said slowly, "So you kid doesn't understand." Grandpa made this chicken too much so that the meat would be more tender to eat. Hmph, grandpa really wants to kill it, and it also has to be grateful to the eighteenth generation of ancestors. However, in order to avoid affecting the taste, grandpa made it excessive. ”

I was skeptical and ate another piece of meat, and then I kind of believed the old guy's words, the chicken tasted so tender and indescribable, and I began to wonder if it was the chicken. From this point of view, the old guy's excession is actually the same as plucking, all for the sake of eating at ease.

For a moment, I actually had a slightly normal impression of the old guy, it turned out that the gods were not as hypocritical as I thought, and I suddenly felt that I could continue the topic happily.

"Alas. Lao Chen, you usually have a good life. I asked. Actually, I mean, he should be a good person and make a lot of money.

"Hmph. Why don't you say I'm aggrieved? Lao Chen's tone was a little unhappy.

I was very curious, and cooperated very gossipy: "How wronged." Let's talk about it. ”

"Hmph. The world is stupid enough now. Lao Chen opened his mouth and set the tone.

The old fellow looked up at me with Mo Lihong, and then, with a solemn expression, nodded in agreement.

Although I am not very satisfied with their evaluation of mortals, after all, I am more gossipy, and I am too lazy to bother with them. I patted the table and shouted, "Old Chen, pay attention to your words." Don't pull class hatred. Tell me how you were wronged. ”

Lao Chen blushed and snorted for a long time before he said softly: "Let's just say that two days ago, a widow came." As soon as I entered the door, I yelled that nothing was going well for me, and I was uncomfortable. He also said that he has a Buddha fate, and the fairy fate is heavy. You've got to show me what's going on. ”

"Did you take a look at that?"

"Look." Lao Chen blushed and continued: "I casually cast a spell and asked the local land and mountain gods, and they all said that the widow's appearance, even the perverts didn't want to go over to get involved, where can there be any Buddha fate, as for the fairy fate, it is barely fate with me." As for the sickness all over the body, hmph, what else can a widow do for. I told her at the beginning that there was no serious illness, but she didn't believe it, and she had to ask me to deal with her. I had to pretend to do it. ”

"It's not a grievance, the people who come to see things, in fact, are basically people who have no psychological bottom, to put it bluntly, it's to ask for psychological comfort, you should enlighten her, how can you say that you are wronged. Lao Chen, your ideology is not right. "I analyzed.

"Hmph. I haven't said anything about grievances yet. Lao Chen took out a cigarette in an angry manner, handed one to each person, and then continued: "I just slapped her all over the body, and said that it had been dealt with, and there was nothing wrong." As a result, she was still not satisfied, so she had to tell me anything, and other masters could use the method of double cultivation to cure the disease. ”

"Hahahaha......" I was immediately happy when I heard it, and asked Lao Chen with a winkled eyebrow: "Then did you promise her to come to a double cultivation." You're single anyway, not. ”

"Phew." Lao Chen asked me angrily: "The blind man can eat because he can't see?" ”

"No, it won't. But when the blind man is hungry, don't he have to eat? I said.

"Do blind people eat because they're hungry?"

"No, it won't." Mo Lihong replied.

Suddenly, I understood. I was ashamed of what happened to Lao Chen, it seems that Lao Chen's work is not just as simple as lighting a stick of incense, but more about psychological endurance, of course, in some cases, it may also require good physical fitness. The atmosphere was awkward for a while, and I wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh.

At this time, Mo Lihong actually asked me with an ignorant face: "Lao Chen, why don't you double cultivate with others?" ”

"," I said very elegantly, spitting out a smoke ring.

"What does that woman look like?" Moli blushed with anticipation and continued to ask.

"Brother Hong. Lao Chen has already said that the woman looks like a piece of, and she looks dissatisfied. I had to whisper.

"Huh...... Ahem, "Mo Lihong didn't give anyone a face, so he laughed wildly.

I looked at Lao Chen very innocently, and motioned to Mo Lihong to laugh at you, but it has nothing to do with me, a mortal. But the old fellow never spoke, and I was very puzzled, so I touched him with my arm.

"Oh. The old man was thinking about how many calamities she had to suffer to grow like that, which was really amazing. The old guy sighed, as if he had never seen it with his own eyes.

I really hate these unreliable immortals, and I don't have any sympathy at all. Still, I decided to gossip to the end.

"And then? What happens after you reject her? ”

"Naturally, I refused her request. Later, she said that I had just slapped her body, which made her feel a lot more relaxed, and she had to slap her a little longer. Then, I did as I was asked to ......"

I almost choked on a puff of cigarette, so I calmed down, pointed at Lao Chen and said, "Lao Chen, you're not right." You belong here, the blind man has no toys, and he plays with. ”

When Lao Chen heard this, he didn't look at me at all, got up, took the dishes, cleaned up and went back to the kitchen.

After eating, Lao Chen took out four large mouthfuls of old bowls, grabbed a handful of tea leaves, and flushed them with boiling water. Everyone began to sit in the courtyard with a bowl of tea, and they all drank tea silently.

As soon as people are idle, their mouths are prone to cheapness. I'm such a person, I didn't open my mouth when I saw it, so I couldn't help but open my mouth again and said, "Lao Chen, apart from double cultivation, are there any other grievances?" ”

"There is no double cultivation." Lao Chen was very angry and thought that I was insulting him.

"I didn't say you had a double cultivation with her. Is there anything else? I continued

"No, but she came to me every three or five days to let me give it a beating."

...... I didn't know what to say, so I touched the old fellow and said, "Let's get down to business." Old fellow, you say. After speaking, I dared to admonish: "Say it well, but don't do it." ”

"Jinghe Dragon, you really haven't seen other demons?" When it came to business, the old guy's momentum suddenly changed, and his tone was quite solemn.

"Hmph. No matter what the old man said, he was also a god in the heavenly realm at the beginning. How can you be in the company of evil spirits? "I found that when Lao Chen said this, he gave people a very sacred feeling.

"Okay then. If you see it in the future, you'll have to contact us. Just call, and I'll let Er Fat leave the number for you. ”

"What do you mean by that? Come to me this time, have a meal and ask a question, and then plan to leave? Lao Chen was immediately a little unhappy.

"Hi. Isn't this a normal procedure to get down to business? The old guy had an unintentional look on his face.

"I don't care. Now that I've met you. You have to solve the problem for me, I can't always count on Lao Chen's skin to practice here, after a long time, it is not good for Lao Chen's health. You have to solve the problem of the place of cultivation for me, you can't keep imprisoning me here, right? ”

I can understand that Lao Chen is similar to a retired old worker, asking the original unit to solve the post-retirement housing benefits. I looked at the old guy gloatingly, eager to hear how he solved the problem.

"Well, I've already learned about you. Well, let's go later, you go and write a written application report, and I'll hand it in for you. "My hometown has a prevaricating look, and I feel annoyed when I look at it.

"Oh. Okay, the little god forgot to write a piece of music in a hurry. If you turn back, you will have to trouble going to the immortals. Lao Chen actually had a shy face and stammered too platinum star.

At this moment, I am full of deep worries about Lao Chen's future spiritual career.