The place to eat is naturally chosen in the alley not far from the door, in a small restaurant, the boss is a foreigner who speaks of Trump, we order a dish on average, and then everyone looks around the table and watches TV.

If you want to say what kind of show is the most popular in recent years, the answer is undoubtedly a variety of talent shows. To what extent, to what extent, to choose abroad, to select every contestant, there is an experience that makes you have to cry. In addition to sensationalism, I think the rest is hypocrisy. is a good person, a long-legged beauty of 1.7 meters, and her words are not good, and her smacking voice makes people's pores open. The only good thing about this is that your skin will feel better after listening to it for a long time. My skin is not good, I have not inherited white and tender, only fat. I generally don't like to watch this kind of show, in fact, it's not because of the above reasons, I mainly think that none of the judges have a light for me, and I see that they are all a sense of déjà vu, if they don't carry a number plate, I can tell you for sure that I can't tell who's who.

These are probably because of the proliferation of such programs in recent years, which has probably led to a certain degree of aesthetic fatigue, but on the other hand, several immortals, all of them watched it one by one, and their eyes did not flicker.

At this time, it is the rebroadcast time of a talent show. I lay on the table and touched the fourth child boredly. asked in a low voice, "Brother Qing, what do you think is the most beautiful among them?" ”

Mo Liqing heard my question and gave me a blank look. "It's all beautiful. It's just that the ninth girl is so pitiful, what she just said seems that their whole family is cancer, it's too touching. After finishing speaking, he quietly wiped his eyes.

I bit my chopsticks with my teeth in hatred, and then I noticed that the other pairs of eyes were looking at me, and the meaning in those eyes was all kinds of contempt for me. I had to bow my head in shame and ignore their food. At this time, I only heard a voice say compassionately: "The second child is not bad, but he is not compassionate enough." Amitabha. ”

Come on. Hearing this, I secretly despised this Marshal Tianpeng in my heart, and secretly said that it was really still a pig's brain.

Probably because I was not compassionate enough, several immortals ignored me during this period. I had to eat with my head bored, and while listening to them keep discussing the tragic experience of a certain contestant that caused people to cry, several immortals even analyzed from the physiognomy, until after analyzing all the contestants, they found that the ability of the immortals was actually gone, because according to the physiognomy, it is impossible to have so many tragedies.

Several immortals began to sigh again, and in the world, they didn't even have the ability to look at their faces.

I despised a few pure immortals from my heart, and then continued to eat in large gulps. A meal is eaten quite quickly, and when the big guys are full, three dishes were added intermittently during this period, but fortunately, the place we chose was affordable and the price was low. It doesn't hurt me when I check out.

I bought some melon seeds, a few packs of cigarettes, and then returned to the room with a group of immortals.

A group of people are still the same as before, each playing their own games. I was dragged by the old guy to sit on the couch and smoke a cigarette and look at the map together. The old guy watched most intently, and the soot fell on the map, and he didn't move.

After looking at it for a long time, I didn't see the old guy expressing his opinion, so I had to say, "Let's look at the map like this and find something?" ”

I despise the old guy very much, this fairy is too unreliable, he wants to do things with just a map, if it's so simple, why do you still come to me as an old undercover agent.

"Are you stupid? Just look at the map and get things done? The old man saw the look of a fool.

"Hey. I said since you can't, you're just watching so intently. "I also said that I looked at a fool.

"Grandpa was just thinking about things. Thinking about it. The old guy gloated.

"Holy. Then why do you want me to spread out the map and watch it with you here? "I'm very dissatisfied with the old guy, isn't he doing useless work, and he says that he is a god.

"Oh. It was when Grandpa liked to think about things and stare at something. The old fellow replied to me very shamefully.

I didn't want to argue any more, so I grabbed my cigarette and put it in my pocket, got up, and went back to sleep. At this time, the old guy suddenly asked me: "Tomorrow we will all go to find the old dragon of Jinghe?" ”

I thought about it, in fact, there is no need for everyone to go, this group of people round-trip fare, but enough to eat the refinement they requested.

"Then who do you say is going?" I asked the old guy.

"Who's going to ask?" The old guy waved his hand and motioned for me to ask myself.

In order to save some travel expenses, I had to go into the room, handed a cigarette one by one, and then chatted with them for a while about the hot weather that is not suitable for going out, and talked about some small views on food and drink. In the end, I timidly asked, "Who wants to go to Jinghelong tomorrow?" ”

Everyone pushed Mo Lihong, and unanimously expressed their willingness to have the fourth brother go to meet Jinghelong on their behalf. In order to show their respect for their work, the other three people surrounded Mo Lihong and admonished, and finally said that they had recently been unaccustomed to the next term, and they were unwell.

As for Brother Bajie, he simply said that it was inconvenient for him to go out, and it was not easy for immortals to snatch social resources from mortals.

After Brother Bajie said this, he said very treacherously: "The second brother is stingy. ”

Before I could blush, the other three Heavenly Kings did say, "The second fat person is really interesting." ”

In the end, who is your own person, at this time, it is suddenly clear. I glanced at Brother Bajie with some resentment, but was ignored. Without waiting for me to express my gratitude and understanding to the three Heavenly Kings, the three Heavenly Kings were all smiling and gave me a look that you understand.

As a result, I showed great suspicion of the discipline of the gods. Who's going to tell me, where did the festival go?

I was very satisfied with everyone's statement, and happily left the room, planning to go back to my room to sleep. I saw that the old guy was still sitting on the sofa in a daze, and in order to show my concern, I asked, "Old guy, are you unwell and unadaptable?" ”

The old guy didn't pay any attention to me at all. I suddenly felt that I couldn't get by, good guy, this is in my house, what's wrong with the gods, you have to respect people, I expressed my concern, this old guy actually ignored me.

So, I was very cheap and idiotic and asked: "Is there water and soil in the sky?" ”

My efforts were finally rewarded, and the old guy hatefully spat out a single syllable at me: "Get out".

I had no choice but to whistle and go back to my room to sleep.

I got up early, cleaned up, and quickly called Zhang Qing, under the pretext that there was a customer urging in Jingyang, and I had to rush over early in the morning, so I didn't go to the company to report.

I took a leave of absence and went outside to buy a bunch of breakfast. Except for Mo Lihong, who was yawning and washing his face and brushing his teeth, even the old guy was asleep. I had to shout one by one, no matter what, I had to let them eat breakfast, otherwise I would wake up hungry and my appetite would be different.

When I was about to go out, my brother suddenly asked me to keep an extra banknote. I knew that this Bajie brother looked honest, but he was not confused at all, he clearly knew that the meal I had just left before could only stay on solving the problem of food and clothing.

I threw down a bill in great pain, and went out with the two immortals, Tai Bai Xing and Mo Li Hong.

At the mouth of the alley, I hired a samo, and negotiated its shameless price, and sent the three of us to the station.

When we saw Jinghelong again, it was almost lunchtime, and we didn't delay on the way. Lao Chen was still wearing a pair of cloth shoes, and at this time he was putting down the hoe from his shoulder, and when he saw the three of us, he was surprised for a moment, and then said very shyly: "Wait, I'll go to incense." ”

After a few moments, Taibai and Mo Lihong stood on one side, and Lao Chen stood across from us. Yes, I decided to call Jinghelong Lao Chen in the future.

"Ahh It's you again. "Lao Chen (Jing Helong) obviously said that Tai Baixing and I are here again.

"Ahh Sure enough, it was him! "This is Mo Lihong speaking.

"Well, you're still here."

"Yes. We have to come. ”

It's the last time I didn't have a nutritious conversation, and I'm a little embarrassed. took out a cigarette, handed one to each person, and then motioned for everyone to sit down and talk.

"Have you eaten it?" Lao Chen asked.

We shook our heads together, and then, with anticipation.

"I didn't eat either. Or together? Lao Chen asked again.

We nodded together. Then, I hurriedly shook my head and asked carefully, "Lao Chen, are you talking about eating, or is eating fragrant?" ”

They all looked at me with disdain, as if I shouldn't have asked. However, can I not ask, the last time Jinghelong said it himself, cannibalism and fireworks, they all basically belong to the same class, and their tastes are naturally not much different. But I can't, like them, everyone gathered around a stick of incense, sniffed vigorously, and finally, asked each other, have you eaten enough?

I'm not stupid, I'd rather go hungry than do that. This is already a matter of my personal IQ, how can I allow others to trample on and despise me.

"I'm going to kill a chicken." Lao Chen said, listening to the two immortals Tai Bai Xing and Mo Li Hong, swallowing their saliva. I secretly said in my heart that it is not good, now Lao Chen no longer needs to eat the fireworks in the world, seeing that the peach is really useful, he can suck blood.

Before I could react, Mo Lihong had already helped Lao Chen catch a chicken, and Lao Chen took the knife, neatly. I couldn't bear to look at this scene and closed my eyes. It's not that I'm a good person, it's that I don't want to see the gods sucking blood, which will be a blow to my faith.

After a while, I wondered if they had finished sucking blood, and then I opened my eyes, only to see that Mo Lihong and Old Town were busy plucking the unfortunate chicken, and the old fellow was just babbling around the chicken with his hands behind his back.