Zhu Xiaodan noticed the strange expression on Ling Feng's face and asked, "Something to do with you?" ”

Ling Feng didn't have time to deny it, so he had to briefly tell the story of pretending to be a robber just now to force the man with glasses to retreat. Zhu Xiaodan rolled his eyes and felt that he was really the master of trouble.

Zhu Xiaodan said: "It's okay now, what should I do if I bring the police here?" ”

Ling Feng asked, "Do you have a secret path or something like that where you can hide?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "Nonsense! You think it's a tunnel war? ”

Ling Feng hurriedly said, "I'll hide under the bed!" After that, he crawled under the bed, but he didn't expect a bunch of stinky shoes, so he quickly pinched his nose. I thought, looking at the beautiful beauty on the surface, she is also sloppy in private, I don't know if she changes her underwear every day!

Zhu Xiaodan said: "The room is only so big, hiding is not a way, don't think that the police only have the level of playing hide and seek." Come out! ”

Ling Feng quickly crawled out, but he really couldn't hold it back. Sitting on the ground, he took a big breath to change the fresh air, and said indignantly: "TMD is such a sinister and vicious man with glasses, I have to split you!" Grass your ancestors'! ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "Save effort, get rid of the police first and then go to split people!" ”

Ling Feng had never been blocked by the police, and he was really a little helpless at this time.

Zhu Xiaodan was eccentric, his eyes rolled a few times, and he smiled: "There is a way!" ”

Ling Feng asked, "What's the solution?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan smiled and said, "If you don't want to be arrested by the police, don't ask anything, everything is arranged by me!" ”

Without waiting for Ling Feng to agree, Zhu Xiaodan pulled Ling Feng and went straight to the dressing room and asked Ling Feng to sit down. Zhu Xiaodan quickly smeared it on his face, and then changed into a wig with a gold silk shawl, and a kawaii hairpin was tied to the wig, and finally found a pair of her own red panties and black lace bra, and threw it on Ling Feng: "Hurry up and change it!" The police are coming soon! ”

Ling Feng was embarrassed, his face was as red as a monkey's ass, and he was about to hesitate, but when he heard that the police were coming immediately, he couldn't think too much. glanced at Zhu Xiaodan helplessly, and had no choice but to start changing clothes. Zhu Xiaodan covered her mouth and snickered, and quickly slipped to the bedroom.

Zhu Xiaodan waited for a long time and didn't see Ling Feng come out of the dressing room, so he couldn't help but wonder and shouted loudly, "Is it done?" Why is it so slow? ”

"Wait a minute, it'll be fine soon!" Ling Feng was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.

Zhu Xiaodan rushed over, only to see that Ling Feng's red underwear had been put on, but the hook behind the black lace bra couldn't be buttoned. Zhu Xiaodan couldn't help laughing and scolded: "Stupid! Stretching out his two fingers and pulling them on the hook of the bra at will, Ling Feng felt his chest tighten, and the lace bra had already firmly clamped his twin peaks, oh no, it was double breasts.

Zhu Xiaodan looked left and right, and felt that there were still shortcomings, so he quickly found two pairs of underwear, one yellow and one purple, and stuffed them into the bra that Ling Feng was wearing, and felt that it came out immediately, this time it was really Shuangfeng standing proudly and domineering! Zhu Xiaodan couldn't help but look at his twin peaks, his face changed slightly, and he suddenly felt a feeling of envy, jealousy and hatred.

Ling Feng grinned and said, "Don't envy me, yours is the real thing!" ”

Zhu Xiaodan came back to his senses, his face turned red, and he pinched Ling Feng's arm fiercely, and said, "When are you still in the mood!" Go to the bedroom! ”

Ling Feng screamed, when he heard that he went to the bedroom, he immediately thought of the bed, and when he thought of the bed, he immediately thought of ...... There was a commotion in my heart. But on the surface, he had to pretend to be reserved, and squirmed: "Why are you pushing me to the bedroom?" ”

But he half-pushed and half-walked to the bedroom. Zhu Xiaodan suddenly became angry, and pushed Ling Feng's shoulder, Ling Feng couldn't wait for this push, so he flew towards Simmons' soft bed and fell into a dog crawl.

Zhu Xiaodan was stunned, looked at his palm, then at Ling Feng, and thought, "This is too exaggerated, right?" However, she prefers to believe that she has cultivated into the Divine Palm. If so, she won't have to be so troublesome :))

There was a knock on the door outside. Ling Feng's heart tightened.

Zhu Xiaodan took off his coat in three times and five by two, revealing the three-point style inside. Ling Feng's mouth opened wide, almost drooling. Zhu Xiaodan jumped on the bed, kicked Ling Feng into the quilt, and bit his ear to confess. Only then did he pedal the pink flip-flops with white polka dots and walked slowly to the outside door.

"The third watch didn't sleep in the middle of the night to deceive the corpse? I don't even look at the time, what time is it? Zhu Xiaodan looked at it with the cat's eyes, and sure enough, it was the police, and he deliberately scolded and scolded.

"Open the door, less nonsense!" The man with glasses hiding behind the police outside the door, at this time, the fox was fake and mighty, and he rushed to the road with a lively spirit.

Zhu Xiaodan pondered his expression for a moment, and then opened the door with hazy eyes.

The police didn't expect a bikini beauty to appear in front of them, and they were all stunned.

Zhu Xiaodan smiled in his heart and shouted: "Oh, it's not from the door, there are a lot of security guards here!" ”

The man with glasses had already seen Zhu Xiaodan's hot body, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said, "Open your eyes and take a closer look, this is a policeman, not a security guard!" ”

The policeman at the head glared at the man with glasses, and the man with glasses was so frightened that he quickly silenced him.

The police said politely to Zhu Xiaodan: "We have received a robbery report, and the victim said that the suspect has fled into your house, please facilitate your investigation." ”

Without waiting for Zhu Xiaodan to agree, the police asked in a row: "Who else is in your house?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "Just me and my wife!" ”

"Your wife?" The policeman asked in surprise.

"Yes, my wife! Strange? Zhu Xiaodan glanced at the police and asked.

"Husband, it's noisy outside, and you don't let people sleep? Come and sleep with me! Ling Feng pinched his voice in the bedroom and shouted in a thousand charms.

"Good baby, don't make trouble, my husband will come to accompany you immediately!" Zhu Xiaodan said in a loud voice.

The policeman was so numb that goosebumps fell to the ground, and he shivered a few times. Meat and hemp are meat and numbness, but the basic case-handling literacy is still not ambiguous at all. The policeman then said, "Then please your ...... Wife...... Come out, we're going to do some investigation. ”

The police found it difficult to speak.

"Wife, come out, there are a few chiefs who want to see you!" Zhu Xiaodan turned around and shouted towards the bedroom.

"You've read too many novels, haven't you? This is not the Republic of China, the Republic of China is called the chief! The man with glasses couldn't help but correct.

"What happened to the crossing? I can still be a princess when I cross, but you don't deserve to be a princess who carries shoes! Zhu Xiaodan said.

Where is this? The policeman Zhengse said: "If you make nonsense again, sue you for a nuisance to the police, and put you in the police station to let you fight enough!" ”

The man with glasses quickly covered his mouth and didn't dare to say it anymore.

Zhu Xiaodan "cut".

Ling Feng said yes in the bedroom, and at this time Tingting had already walked out.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

The police rubbed their eyes and took a look, only to see a stunner with a pink face, red lips and eyebrows, apricot eyes, wearing a black lace bra and pink underwear.

This, this, this...... It's just like rain, fog and wind, like a man and a woman! The police were so disorganized that they wanted to leave