"Husband, who has taken a fancy to me?" Ling Feng asked delicately as he walked lightly, and at the same time threw a flattering glance at the policeman.

The police were terrified again.

"Wife, in your heart, you hope that someone will take a fancy to you, right? Are you trying to cheat? Zhu Xiaodan said angrily.

Ling Feng took three steps and made one step, threw himself into Zhu Xiaodan's arms, beat Zhu Xiaodan's breasts desperately, took the opportunity to rub the oil, and said coquettishly: "Husband, you are so bad, so bad, so bad!" How can you think that? I only have you in my heart, you are my only one! I swear that even on the day the earth is destroyed, my heart will remain unshakable until death! ”

The man with glasses couldn't help but remind: "Do you live the day when the earth is destroyed?" ”

Ling Feng rolled his eyes and said angrily, "It's your business!" ”

"That's it! It's about you! Zhu Xiaodan turned to Ling Feng and said softly, "Wife, I believe in you, you don't have to pay too much attention to my momentary words." I just said, 'How many officers want to see you,' and you heard 'Who has a crush on me?' ”

"Oops, it turned out that I heard it wrong behind my ear, it's all my fault! Husband, can you forgive me? Ling Feng grabbed Zhu Xiaodan's hands and shook them desperately.

The policeman couldn't stand it anymore and asked Ling Feng, "Are you a man or a woman?" ”

Ling Feng cupped his towering breasts with both hands and said angrily, "You mean you want to check it yourself?" ”

The policeman hurriedly said: "No...... That's not what it means......"

The policeman looked at Zhu Xiaodan again, this one was more like a woman. Zhu Xiaodan saw that the police hesitated, relying on his twin peaks to be real, he deliberately took a step closer, shook his plump chest, and seemed fearless: "If you want to check, just say it, I am an enthusiastic citizen, and I am very cooperative with the police to handle the case!" ”

The man with glasses jumped out and shouted, "I'll check!" ”

The furrows on Zhu Xiaodan's chest are all exposed, do you still need to check them? The police immediately refused to be checked by the man with ulterior motives, and the man with glasses had to step aside infinitely lonely.

The policeman asked unwillingly: "You don't have anyone else hiding in your house?" ”

Ling Feng took the opportunity to say, "Husband, there's nothing for me to do here, then I'll go to bed first." You have to come quickly, don't keep people waiting! Kiss-" said that, he made a kiss motion.

Zhu Xiaodan also responded passionately, kissing his mouth in the air, and said: "Okay, then you go to bed first, don't fall asleep, let's ...... later"

This is too ambiguous, and it makes people think about it.

Zhu Xiaodan turned to the police, spread his hands, and said, "If you don't believe it, please search!" ”

The policeman looked at the man with glasses and asked sternly, "Think about it carefully, did the suspect run into this house?" Or next door, upstairs and downstairs? ”

The man with glasses replied: "I swear, I saw him run into this house with my own eyes, it's true, I'm not old and dizzy, absolutely not mistaken!" ”

The policeman looked at Zhu Xiaodan helplessly. Zhu Xiaodan stepped aside and said, "Search it, search it, I still have to do things with my wife after searching, don't let you spend it endlessly." ”

The police rushed in, searched everywhere, and even opened the Sakura toilet to see it. Zhu Xiaodan joked: "You don't have enough 110 people, right?" I think the anti-narcotics police have also been put together! ”

The policeman who lifted the toilet lid sneered and said, "You really saw it." Professional habits, sorry ha! ”

Zhu Xiaodan cut down disdainfully, and said in his heart: "Professional habits are also troublesome, can you use your brain?" You're looking for people, not drugs. ”

At this time, the man with glasses was not idle, he was also looking through the cabinets, found the bra bottoms, put them on the nostrils, and sucked greedily, the intoxicated expression was like taking drugs, and he wanted to die.

Ling Feng hid in the quilt, except for revealing his two eyes, the rest were all tightly covered, but he couldn't be happy in his heart.

After some searching, naturally nothing was found. Facts speak louder than words, the policeman no longer believed the man with glasses, glared at him, and said sternly: "Go, go to your house to make a record!" ”

Then, after saying a few words to Zhu Xiaodan, sorry for the interruption, the police began to retreat and walked towards the glasses man's house.

Zhu Xiaodan breathed a sigh of relief and said to himself: "I think I can go directly to Hollywood, the Oscar-winning actress is none other than me, who else is me, who is competing with me!" Hahahahaha......ha

As the policeman walked, he asked the man with glasses, "What did he steal from you?" ”

The man with glasses hurriedly said: "A mobile phone, a wallet." ”

The room was already in the room of the glasses man. The police looked around, and it was a mess, as if they had been ransacked.

Suddenly, a policeman said, "Boss, what do you think this is?" ”

Everyone gathered around.

The policeman had a cell phone and a wallet in his hand.

The police leader took his mobile phone wallet, shook it at the man with glasses, and asked with a gloomy face, "Is this yours?" ”

"This and this......" The man in glasses was stunned, "yes, yes...... Mine, but I know ...... Ming saw that he snatched it, how could he ...... Are you still there...... What about here? ”

The policeman said sternly, "I should have asked why you are here?" ”

Beads of sweat broke out on the forehead of the man with glasses, and he stammered and asked, "You, you, you...... Shouldn't we...... Doubt me my ...... Report a false case, right? ”

The police quickly reasoned: two beauties with ** figures; a sullen single man with glasses; In the dead of night; fabricated robbery; Pin; Grab one, and take advantage of the remaining one.

The police leader waved his hand and shouted, "Take it away!" Wrap up! ”

What's the situation?

The man with glasses came back to his senses in a daze, and shouted hoarsely: "Wronged, I didn't report the false case!" ”

"From the beginning to the end, we didn't say a word about your false report, we just asked you to go to the police station for further detailed investigation. Okay, stop howling, don't ask people to sue you for disturbing the people, then it's another crime! The police officer said.

What the? Sin plus one degree? Isn't that confirmed, I'm guilty now?

The man with glasses felt that he was more wronged than Dou E, looked up at the sky, and looked forward to the snow in June to prove his innocence, but unfortunately only a little spit star. It was Ling Feng standing by the window and vomiting.

The man with glasses wiped a handful of spittle, and the fox who was about to get excited wondered if it was Feixue, but was escorted into a police car by the police and roared away.

Ling Feng stood by the window, the lace bra and pink bottoms had not yet been changed, the evening breeze was blowing, and the gold wig that had been lifted up was brushing around his face, very itchy.

Ling Feng came back to his senses and hurried back to the bed, waiting for Zhu Xiaodan to sleep in the same bed.

After a while, Zhu Xiaodan really walked into the bedroom with a smile, and the three-point style had been taken off at two points, but he had changed to a palm-sized bandeau and wrapped it around his chest casually, just afraid that it would fall down if it was blown by the wind.