Chapter 2 Mirage Boss - Fu Gubai!
The city of Linchuan is busy in the early morning, many people are running for a living, and the pleasing scenery around them does not slow down their pace by half a minute, alas, human beings are really pathetic animals, and they are tirelessly running on the road all day for the future and money.
I breathed in the fresh air while walking slowly on the busy street, Xiaoyin jumped up and down behind me, her extremely cute face won her a lot of heads, damn, I knew that this girl would come out with a mask.
After a while, we came to a very quaint antique shop, the name of this antique shop is "Mirage", although it is in a bustling place, it is not frequented by too many customers, because of the note on the door: "Don't come in if you are not a beauty......
Push the door in, the first thing that catches your eye is all kinds of antiques, among which most of them are in the Qin and Han dynasties, what Qin terracotta warriors and horses, Han swords...... The whole nine yards.
A middle-aged man in his thirties with an elegant appearance was talking about something with a little girl who looked to be seventeen or eighteen years old.
This gentle-looking but well-dressed man is the owner of this antique shop - the former embassy owner Fu Gubai, don't look at him in his thirties on the surface, in fact he is at least a thousand years old, although I don't want to admit it, but he is indeed my mentor.
He always said that this "mirage" was built to facilitate meetings with his companions in the Demon Realm, but I think he was purely for the sake of picking up girls...... For example, the way he looks now......
Fu Gubai (with an affectionate face): "Xiaoxue, I don't want to leave you, even if it's only for a second"
Girl (that is, Xiaoxue): "Mr. Fu, no, Gubai, I don't want to leave you, you know, you are so important to me"
Fu Gubai: "Xiaoxue, let's get married"
Xiaoxue: "Well, after Gubai gets married, I will give you a child, I have thought of the name, if it is a boy, it will be called Xiaobai, and if it is a girl, it will be called Xiaoxin......
I'll rub it, eldest sister, you're a little fucking bullish, what kind of trouble are you going to make if you think about it so comprehensively, and you pay Gubai, you are going to prepare against the sky, and you hooked up with a new girl in just three days, and then this progress is too fast for Nima, it's only three days before you get married, are you acting in a drama or making a movie, bastard!
A hint of excitement flashed in Xiaoyin's two lovely big eyes, "Lord Tang Yi, let your subordinates pull Fu Gubai's breeding pig over" After speaking, he was about to walk towards Fu Gubai.
"Slow" I waved my hand to stop Xiaoyin, "Let Lord Ben go in person" After speaking, I walked towards Fu Gubai alone, quite a bit of the momentum of a lonely hero.
"Mr. Fu hasn't seen you for a long time, how are you doing?" I pretended to greet Fu Gubai enthusiastically.
After Fu Gubai saw me, a trace of panic flashed in his eyes, "Tang ...... Mr. Tang, it's been a long time, hehe", he pretended to greet me and winked at me wildly.
"Huh? This is ......" I pretended not to see Fu Gubai's eyes, and slowly looked at Xiaoxue.
"Hello, my name is Xiaoxue, and I am the fiancée of Lonely White" Xiaoxue greeted me generously, and I pretended to be surprised and said, "What!?" Did Mr. Fu change his fiancée again? "New fiancée?" Xiaoxue frowned slightly.
Fu Gubai wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and didn't speak, "Hahahaha, Mr. Fu is really unruly, it's only been three days and another one."
"What the hell is going on!?" Xiaoxue looked at the silent Fu Gubai, her eyes flashed with suspicion and anger, and I continued to fan the flames next to me, "Huh? Miss, haven't you heard of the name of the mirage boss Fu Gubai's amorous affairs" Xiao Xue heard this, and an expression of extreme disappointment flashed in her eyes, "Of course I have heard of the mirage boss's romantic name, but I didn't know that the name of the mirage boss was Fu Gubai, and I didn't expect him to be the man in front of me."
With tears of grievance flashing in her eyes, Xiaoxue stared at Fu Gubai on the side: "Gubai, is what this Mr. Tang said true, are you really the boss of the mirage", obviously, she still wants to make the last struggle.
Fu Gubai took a deep breath and nodded, a trace of despair flashed in his eyes, and Xiaoxue asked again: "Then you have been playing with my feelings all along, and you have never really loved me, right?" "Don't be stupid, sister, since you've heard of the mirage boss's romantic name, why do you ask such stupid questions," Xiaoyin said with a smile as she walked over to us.
Xiaoxue sighed softly as if resigned to her fate: "I know, everyone, I'll go first, goodbye" After speaking, she ran out of the mirage crying.
"Alas" Fu Gubai sighed, "The toy that I finally found was lost by you again", after speaking, he looked at me, "Hey, what did Tang Yi say, I am also your teacher, can you save face for me, don't come to destroy my good deeds every time."
poured two cups of hot tea from the side, and said with a white look: "You're really fucking embarrassed to say, I've worked hard to do business in the embassy, you're here to be happy and happy pickle girl, your uncle, a little conscience, okay."
"Who said I was picking up girls", Fu Gubai defended himself very cheekily: "I'm looking into the latest developments of various forces in the world", I said in a ridiculous tone: "Yes, Master Master, but I just heard something like having a child, may I ask what is going on."
Fu Gubai coughed twice and said: "That's me, add new blood to the Demon Realm, don't talk nonsense if the child doesn't understand......" "Don't" Xiaoyin interrupted Fu Gubai's shameless words and said: "Adding new blood to the Demon Realm This kind of thing is left to me and Lord Tang Yi, I don't need you to interfere" After speaking, he hugged my arm, and said coquettishly: "You say yes, Lord Tang Yi" I pulled my hand out of her arms and gave her a shudder, "It's your brother-in-law, don't hold my arm all day long."
Fu Gubai suddenly slapped the table, "Tang Yi, you are enough!" Xiaoyin and I looked at him puzzled, what's wrong, did I make a mistake, it seems that he picked up the girl first, and he made a mistake if he wanted to make a mistake, Fu Gubai's next sentence almost made me vomit out the juice I drank yesterday, "It's almost time for Xiaoyin to hug me."
"Lord Tang Yi, can I slaughter this breeding pig" "Okay, yes, you can do it as you please" "Hey, Xiaoyin, you don't have to be so serious, it was just a joke"......
took a sip of the hot tea in the cup, sure enough, it was a good tea, it was really fragrant, Fu Gubai's face became serious, "Tang Yi, do you know why I called you to the mirage this time."
Putting down the teacup in my hand, I said, "Isn't it because there is a new mission", "No" Fu Gubai played with a ring on the middle finger of his left hand, this ring is not too fancy, it is not so much a ring as a miniature version of the wrench, silver, with dense magic charms carved on it, which looks very old.
"Do you remember, now you are not a real human festival envoy, just a trainee festival envoy" Fu Gubai said very casually, "Of course remember, only by passing the test can you become a real human festival envoy" I said.
"Yes, only by passing the test can you become a real human festival envoy" Speaking of this, he looked at me playfully, and I was stunned, "You ...... ......"Yes, yes, tomorrow you will have this lifelong test, and if you pass you will become a true human festival, but if you don't, you will be destroyed!" I'm the examiner who will give you the grades."
Heh, it doesn't seem like a harsh punishment......