Susu is soaked in blood, tears can't hide sorrow, the beautiful queen of death, the port by the Lechuan River, the flowers have been gentle when they die, the demon king wants to confiscate his conscience, worship the coffin in the heavens, blooming with enchanting and colorful skeletons, resentment is endless, time is unbearable, waiting for whose rescue, and then repeating whose eternal ......

Since ancient times, there is a place called "Embassy" in the world, and the owner of the embassy is the messenger sent by the demon king Satan to the world.

As long as you exchange your most precious things with the festival envoys, you can get anything you want, money, honor, fame, and beauty are up to you!

My name is Tang Yi, and on the surface, I am an ordinary high school student in Linchuan City, but in fact, my real identity is a human festival envoy stationed in the ancient country of China.

Actually, I was originally an ordinary high school freshman, but in ...... Well, I don't remember how many years ago, I made a pact with His Majesty Satan, and since then I have unlimited money, immortal power, and power that no one else can imagine...... At the same time, I have also become an extremely empty human festival......

I sat in a boss's chair and looked with interest at a middle-aged man in his thirties.

His name is Huang Hao, he is a businessman, but in recent days, his business has been very unsatisfactory, about three days later, he will be completely bankrupt, forced to follow the ancient ancestors handed down the method to come to my embassy, at this moment, Huang Hao is also looking at me with surprised eyes, "Mr. Huang Hao, I am not a panda in the zoo, is it a bit rude for you to keep looking at me like this" I said to him in a slightly unhappy tone.

Huang Hao smiled wryly after hearing my words and said, "I'm sorry Mr. Tang Yi, I just didn't expect the legendary human festival envoy to be so young."

Young? Depend on! Boy, I'm no problem with being your grandfather's grandfather in terms of age!

I clapped my hands twice, and a very cute "seventeen-year-old" beautiful girl in a white dress came in from outside the door, with a harmless smile on her pretty face, "Lord Tang Yi, what do you command?" "The voice is pure like a child.

Huang Hao's old face turned red when he saw her.

Her name is Mu Xiaoyin is my assistant, don't look at her pure and cute appearance, she looks like a good girl, but in fact, it is more difficult than His Majesty Satan, and it once gave me a headache for decades......

I said in a commanding tone: "Go make two cups of coffee".

"Okay" Xiaoyin obediently agreed, and soon brought two cups of coffee.

Huang Hao held the coffee in his hand, and his eyes always stayed on Xiaoyin's body.

Hey, you're so old and embarrassed to be in heat with a "seventeen-year-old" girl.

Xiaoyin tilted his little head and smiled at him, his face instantly turned a little redder, bastard! How many times have I told you, don't sell cuteness to customers! You're going to kill them!

I glared at Xiaoyin with a warning look, then coughed twice to attract Huang Hao's gaze to me, and then said, "Mr. Huang Hao, is there anything I can do to help you?" ”。

When Huang Hao heard this, his face showed a little worry, "I'm a businessman...... I've been in some trouble with my company lately, so ...... I thought......""Is 300 million yuan enough?" I interrupted him with some embarrassment, "What? He didn't react, "I mean, 300 million yuan is enough for you to repair your company's deficit."

His face turned red again, but this time because of excitement, "Really, are you really willing to lend me so much money" I responded with a polite smile in response to his excitement, "The embassy never breaks its word".

"Don't worry, Mr. Tang Yi, I will definitely exchange this money for you as soon as possible" He swore and said, "No, Mr. Huang Hao, you misunderstood, our embassy never lends anyone anything" Huang Hao was stunned, "Then you ......" "Exchange!" I explained, "Then something of the same value as these 300 million yuan will be exchanged" Huang Hao smiled dejectedly, "If I had something of the same value as 300 million yuan, I wouldn't have fallen to this."

"Elsewhere you don't have it, but at the embassy...... There you have it! A blue glint flashed in his eyes, "You are a very filial son, are you willing to exchange your love for your parents for 300 million yuan?" "Love for your parents?" Huang Hao looked a little confused, I smiled, and held it out of thin air, a black paper and a red pen appeared in my hand, and I put the paper and pen in front of him.

Huang Hao unfolded the black paper, which was printed with a red magic talisman, which he obviously couldn't read at all.

"This is a trade contract, as long as you sign it, you can get 300 million yuan, but from then on, your love for your parents will disappear, only hatred and disgust will remain, sign or not sign it, no one will force you" I said this by looking him directly into the eyes, a glimmer of light appeared in his eyes, swallowed his saliva, it was obvious that he was tempted.

Mr. Huang Hao, your company will close down in three days, I don't know if you will be sad after you go bankrupt, and the old people will suffer with you, but if you keep your company, the situation will be different, although your parents will lose your love, but they can still enjoy the life of fine clothes and food, I believe you will definitely make the wisest decision" I tempted.

A few drops of sweat appeared on Huang Hao's forehead, and after hesitating for a while, he finally made up his mind and said, "Okay, I'll sign!" With that, he signed his name on the deed.

The contract emitted a burst of blue light, I put it away and smiled at Huang Hao, "The transaction is complete, Mr. Huang Hao, I promised you that your 300 million yuan will arrive as scheduled, if there is a place where you need an embassy in the future, you are welcome to come again, goodbye" After speaking, I waved my hand, Huang Hao turned into a basket and disappeared in place, don't get me wrong, I just sent him home and didn't kill him.

As soon as Huang Hao left, I suddenly felt a sense of relief, and exclaimed-this month has finally made another deal.

Xiao Yin, who was standing on the side, ran over and said with a look of adoration: "Lord Tang Yi is really amazing, this is the seventh transaction this month" "Less nonsense" Obviously, I don't eat her set "How many times have I told you, you are not allowed to sell cuteness to guests!" Xiao Yinqiao's face flushed, her hands behind her back, and her eyes looked at her feet, "Could it be that Lord Tang Yi is eating the vinegar of the Lun family...... Dislike...... The Lun family will be shy, "Bastard!" Don't maliciously sell cuteness!

Ignoring Xiaoyin, I walked straight out of the room.

The embassy is located in a city called Linchuan City in the ancient Chinese country, to be precise, it is really in the different space of Linchuan City, without my permission mortals can not enter or see, it is a legendary castle.

In addition to me and Xiaoyin, there are five hundred or more ghost attendants in the embassy, the so-called ghost attendants are human corpses without souls, they don't rot, but they don't know anything except work, and they can't do anything, thanks to them, this huge castle will always remain spotless.

Back in the room, I took off my suit and lay half-dead on the soft bed, how many years, how many years I repeated the same life as today, it was really empty, mortals want to live forever...... It's really uncomfortable.

Squandered wealth, great power, these can't make up for the injuries I have suffered, watching my relatives grow old and die day by day, but I will always be in the prime of life, who can know this kind of pain, I have tried to love a few women in order to make up for the emptiness, and I have also made a vow together, but what is the result? It's just watching the oath wither over time......

Falling in love again and again and failing again and again is like a never-ending absurd game.

Every woman who falls in love with me will say, "Trust me, I won't make your heart ache", but every time she gave me hope and then let me down, and finally I despaired......

It's not their fault, it's my fault, it's my fault! They are the victims......

I am an envoy of human festivals, an alien between humans and demons, an animal that can't shed tears when it's hurt, and can't sleep when it's tired.

I can't fly in the sky as pure as the angels, nor can I be as bad as the devil, I can only sink into this endless red dust day by day......

In desperation, I chose to isolate, whether it was the devil or a human, I would no longer have any emotional relationship with any living beings except His Majesty Satan, so I became a cold-blooded teenager in the eyes of outsiders, but I was indeed a cold-blooded animal without sympathy, and only a minor little devil like Xiaoyin, who had only lived for a hundred and fifty years, would think I was cool. (Note: One hundred and fifty years old for the devil is roughly equal to fifteen years for human beings.)

Sent by His Majesty Satan seventy years ago, she has a terrifying amount of dark magic and potential in her.

When she first came, she was very willful, and made a mess of the embassy every day, although I was ashamed, but I have to admit that she was very strong, if I didn't have the power that His Majesty Satan gave me, then I would have been killed a long time ago, until one time Xiaoyin was called by His Majesty Satan to give a lecture, and after returning from His Majesty Satan, she seemed to be a different person, became very well-behaved, and ...... Fell in love with me.

I don't think that Xiaoyin was magically applied by His Majesty Satan, because His Majesty Satan is very fond of her, and it is impossible for him to do anything to hurt her, let alone cast magic to make her like me.

As for how His Majesty Satan "tamed" this little demon I don't know, but as long as she doesn't cause trouble for me, although there is still some trouble from time to time, it is much better than in the past.

What I care about the most is that she likes me, I really don't know what she likes about me, alas~ I don't want to, anyway, thinking so much is not just adding to the troubles, let's take one step at a time.