Maybe it was too late last night, and the next day, Zhu Xiaodan slept until more than ten o'clock in the morning, and he still slept soundly, and there was no sign of waking up at all. Her sleeping appearance has always been bold, and the incident of walking away has occurred frequently, but fortunately, she sleeps alone, and no one sees it even if she walks away, so she doesn't care much.

Zhu Xiaodan was still in a deep sleep, lying on the bed on all fours, and the little peach had already jumped out of her pajamas, but she didn't realize it.

Today is strange, the bustling sound outside is at least 50 decibels higher than usual, mixed with laughter. The laughter went from far to near, and it seemed to stop for a while when Zhu Xiaodan was downstairs, and then he walked away again. It didn't take long for another laugh to come from afar, laugh for a while, and then walk away.

The laughter became louder and louder, and Zhu Xiaodan was finally woken up. She struggled to open her eyes, and it was only 11 o'clock! She had the experience of sleeping until 3 p.m. without staying up late, so she was not surprised. glanced at Little Peach, smiled, and casually stuffed Little Peach into her underwear, turned over, and went to sleep again.

But it was getting noisier and noisier outside, and it was like exploding. Zhu Xiaodan became more and more angry, and the drowsiness did not completely subside, he bounced up from the bed, went straight to the balcony, closed his eyes and scolded wildly: "Do you have any culture? Is there a quality? Is there a sense of public morality? I went downstairs early in the morning, what did I talk about? If you want to laugh, don't hinder the old lady from sleeping! Get lost! ”

The laughter did not subside, on the contrary, it laughed even more! The rough and wicked smile of the man, the graceful sneer of the woman, the kind and kind smile of the old man like Maitreya Buddha, and the innocent laugh of the child...... What kind of laughter, everything.

Zhu Xiaodan was furious, opened his eyes in a flash, and shouted, "What about you? Are you deaf or stupid? The laughter is endless! ”

A short and chubby man covered his belly, which looked like he was five months pregnant, leaned forward and backwards with a smile, and shouted to Zhu Xiaodan: "Girl, take a look at the clothes drying on the balcony first!" ”

Zhu Xiaodan was puzzled, and hurriedly leaned over to look at the clothes drying on the balcony.

This look is simply five thunders! Oh my god! Shame on you!

It turned out that on each of her clothes, there were actually several huge turtles drawn with carbon strokes! The turtle's head was also painted with ulterior motives and was particularly large and fierce! There is a white shirt, and two turtles are actually drawn on the left and right chests. The rough lines, the ambiguous position, is simply reminiscent.

Zhu Xiaodan's face was hot, and he quickly put away all his clothes, picked them up and ran back to the room. The audience downstairs laughed even more when they saw Zhu Xiaodan fleeing in embarrassment. An old man with a heart attack actually had a heart attack with laughter, and the 120 ambulances all played the whistle and rushed to the scene like a wind.

This hilarious scene, not to mention Guo Degang, I am afraid that Guo Degang's master may not be able to suppress the scene.

Zhu Xiaodan, who fled into the room, was shocked, and couldn't think of who he had made a feud with for a while, so he suffered such a great humiliation. After calming down, he suddenly remembered that Ling Feng was still tied to the bathroom, and rushed to the bathroom to see that it was empty, and there was no hair!

Zhu Xiaodan was dumbfounded.

After a while, Zhu Xiaodan finally calmed down and said in his heart: "Absconded in fear of crime? So, did he do this? …… In my life, I have only had a grudge against him, and he has a motive for revenge like this, so it is not only eighty percent, it should be ninety percent of what he did! ”

Zhu Xiaodan was furious, raised his hands high, kept scratching, and hated as if he wanted to grab Ling Feng and crush his balls, shouting hysterically: "Stinky rascal!" Dead perverts! Bastard! I will not let you go in this life, I will definitely catch you, let you live better than death, roll on the ground, kneel on the ground and beg for mercy...... Let you taste all the torture in the world, and finally castrate you and send you back to the Ming Dynasty as a eunuch! ”

Zhu Xiaodan vented, hung his head weakly, and saw at a glance that on the right chest of the pajamas he was wearing, a big turtle was also drawn! Subconsciously look at the left chest...... The left chest was not spared, and a turtle with teeth and claws was still drawn.

"He drew a turtle on my chest, and I didn't wake up?" Zhu Xiaodan sighed in his heart, and suddenly stretched out his hand to cover the triangle below, his face turned crimson, "No...... He wouldn't be so shameless, would he? …… Don't let it go here? ……”

Zhu Xiaodan tried his best to think about Ling Feng among the outstanding youths, and after thinking for a while, he still didn't feel like it, how could a stinky hooligan and a dead pervert blend into the team of outstanding young people? It's a fantasy!

Since Ling Feng was not an excellent young man, what else could he not do? Zhu Xiaodan's face was pale, and he uncovered the hem of his pajamas, revealing pink duck bottoms......

There is no suspense at all! Not a single possible accident happened! This is too much in line with his stinky rascal, dead pervert nature!

The first thing that caught Zhu Xiaodan's eyes was the iconic net-shaped cauldron lid on the turtle's back, and then the turtle's huge head, which was actually grinning at her!

Zhu Xiaodan was nauseated, hurriedly kicked off the pink duck bottoms, screamed and threw himself into the toilet, vomiting wildly.

He vomited until the gastric juice was all gone, and Zhu Xiaodan sat up panting, with tears in his eyes and trembling all over.

After sitting for a while, Zhu Xiaodan clenched his fists and said hatefully: "Dead pervert, you wait for me." Even if the old lady plows the ground for three feet, she will plow you out and unload eight pieces! ”

As he said it, Zhu Xiaodan wiped tears of shame, stood up with a pout, and ran to the wardrobe to find clothes. She wants to go out to find Ling Feng, even if she is looking for a needle in a haystack, she has to go to find it!

turned out a pair of white silk underwear and a pleated apricot yellow skirt from the wardrobe, and when she looked at it, Zhu Xiaodan was really completely collapsed! I hurriedly rummaged through all the clothes in the closet, every one, every piece, every style, whether it was bra or bottoms, whether it was silk or cotton, whether it was expensive or cheap, all of them were painted with ugly big turtles and cute little turtles!

It's a total annihilation! No one was spared!

I can't even find a clean dress and go downstairs to buy a drink! Zhu Xiaodan really wanted to cry without tears.

"I'm the eighteenth generation of your ancestors!" Zhu Xiaodan jumped to his feet and scolded, suddenly felt bad, his face turned red, and corrected, "Oh, it's not all...... Except for male members......"

This is the first time Zhu Xiaodan has scolded dirty, and the first time he has scolded so happily.

Naturally, the clothes with the turtle painted on them can no longer be worn. Zhu Xiaodan took off his pajamas, and the bottom was originally empty, but now he became naked again.

Zhu Xiaodan was sad for a while: "I'm not an exhibitionist!" But for no reason, he swaggered naked through the market! It's all caused by that dead pervert stinky hooligan, if he hadn't deliberately delayed the time to rescue, how could I have fallen to this point? Alas! ”

You can't be naked forever, can you?

Zhu Xiaodan immediately opened his Apple laptop and hurried to Taobao to buy clothes! While secretly rejoicing: "Fortunately, the notebook was not taken away by the stinky hooligans, otherwise...... The consequences are unimaginable! ”

After shopping for dozens of clothes in one go, the style will be ready, and I don't have time to choose carefully, as long as I can wear it out. Put it all in the shopping cart, pay for it immediately, strongly demand that the store ship it immediately, and threaten to give it a one-star bad review if it is not delivered the next morning, and never change it!

This trick really worked, Taobao Express sent a text message to Zhu Xiaodan at 8:14:36 a.m. the next day, saying that it will be delivered within 10 minutes, please prepare to receive the goods!

Still sleeping so early, Zhu Xiaodan just glanced at it naked, and fell asleep again.

"Ding-dong...... Ding dong! The ringing of the doorbell, in this quiet morning, seemed unusually deafening.

"Receive, receive!" Zhu Xiaodan bounced up directly from the bed, and when he saw himself hanging up, he let out a frightened scream.

It's impossible to wear a turtle outfit to go out and receive the goods, right?

What to do! What to do!