Rang the doorbell for a long time, only to hear someone in the house chanting words, but did not open the door, the courier uncle was completely angry, and began to smash the door with a round fist, shouting while smashing: "You still want this goods?" I've come all the way here, there is a wooden elevator on such a high floor, and I lost half of my life to carry it to your door, but you don't receive the goods, aren't you playing monkey? ”

Zhu Xiaodan hid behind the door, and from the cat's eye, the courier uncle was really sweating like rain, and he couldn't bear it for a while, and shouted anxiously: "This uncle, I'm really not a monkey." Let me explain, maybe you don't necessarily believe ......"

"What's that?" The courier uncle stared at him like a bull's eye, and said angrily, "I don't believe it, what else are you talking about?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "I don't say it, how do you know whether you believe it or not?" I just said, maybe you don't necessarily believe it! ”

"Ouch! My good girl, please stop molesting your uncle! The courier uncle cried with a sad face, slapped his thigh, and pleaded, "Poor and poor uncle, come out and receive the goods!" Your uncle still has a cart of goods downstairs, and if you delay any longer, I am afraid that all of them will be taken away, then your uncle will only have the life of jumping the Songhua River. If your uncle jumps the Songhua River, and your sister-in-law pulls five children alone, do you say that you are evil? This is not counted, the key is that I will secretly tell you a thing, although your sister-in-law is over forty years old, but that face, that figure, to paraphrase the words of praising women in a drama, that is really 'charm', she wants to go out and show her face, I don't know how many wild bees and butterflies to provoke, how many green hats to wear for me, and then I will be over there, not to mention the king of Hades, even the little ghosts look down on me......"

The courier uncle is usually a giant man, but as soon as the conversation box opens, he turns around, and I don't know which grandma's house he went to.

Zhu Xiaodan listened to the cross talk, giggled and laughed, and whispered: "The charm still exists, you are your wife and a?" I'm embarrassed to brag about the atmosphere! ”

The courier uncle simply sat down cross-legged and said calmly: "Sister, have you encountered something you can't think of?" Your uncle has eaten more salt than you have walked, so he is still qualified to enlighten you......"

Zhu Xiaodan sneered and corrected: "I said uncle, you said something wrong!" ”

The courier uncle was confused and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "It should be said that you have eaten more salt than I have eaten, and you have walked more bridges than I have walked." ”

The courier uncle patted his head and suddenly said, "Yes, that's what I said!" ”

Zhu Xiaodanqi said: "You didn't say that just now. ”

The courier uncle said: "I know, I just combined two sentences into one sentence, don't they all talk about efficiency, and the same is true for speaking, you must be efficient, but the premise is that you can understand, no, you understand better than me, right?" Hehehehehe......"

Zhu Xiaodan rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, you are reasonable!" ”

Uncle Le Hehe said: "I listen to you and talk to you is a cheerful and lively girl, why can't you think about it all of a sudden?" Bullied? You talked to the uncle, maybe the uncle can help you resolve it! ”

When Zhu Xiaodan heard the words "being bullied", he recalled the sad memory of a day ago, and he was so aggrieved that he cried first.

The courier uncle was startled and asked nervously, "Sister, what's wrong with you?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said with a crying voice: "I was bullied. ”

The courier uncle pricked up his ears and said, "You tell the uncle, what's going on?" Also, the eight lambs who bullied you, how is his facial features, tall, short, fat and thin? Speaking of which, if your uncle touches him, he promises to capture him in front of you, Ling Chi is still a palace punishment, and you will personally cut off your hair! ”

Zhu Xiaodan's eyes rolled, omitting the ins and outs, only picking up what was reasonable to him, and sobbed: "Here's the thing, a bad guy ran to my house and ...... while I was asleep."

The courier uncle took out a cigarette, lit it and put it in his mouth, and said, "Don't worry, speak slowly, your uncle has time." ”

"Uncle, don't interrupt." Zhu Xiaodan said, "While I was asleep, all my clothes were painted with turtle ......."

Hearing this unheard of strange thing, the courier uncle's head obviously couldn't turn, and he stammered and asked, "Clothes...... ...... turtles? ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "Yes, the clothes are full of turtles!" ”

The courier uncle finally understood, and was furious: "It's really thundering, and the deception is too much...... By the way, you mean all the clothes? There is a question that needs to be confirmed, do bottoms count as clothes? ”

Zhu Xiaodan paused for a moment and said, "Forget it!" ”

The courier uncle asked seriously: "You mean, the bottoms were also painted as turtles by the bad guys?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan's face turned red, and he said softly: "Yes." ”

The courier uncle beat his chest and stomped his feet: ", such things that are inferior to beasts can actually be done!" …… By the way, how many bottoms do you have? ”

Zhu Xiaodan's face burned again, and he said in a low voice: "Ten ...... A dozen of them! ”

The courier uncle slapped his thigh, stretched out three fingers, and said in disbelief: "More than a dozen bottoms, and they didn't let go of any of them?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan bowed his head and said, "Yes!" ”

Uncle Courier raised his right hand and said, "On behalf of the Secretary-General of the United Nations, I declare that that beast has been expelled from the earth, and what he has done is no longer worthy of being an earthling...... Alas, I'm ashamed! ”

Zhu Xiaodan asked in surprise: "Uncle, you are not that villain, why should you be ashamed?" ”

The courier replied, "I'm ashamed to have been a human being with him...... Thankfully, he's not anymore. ”

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Zhu Xiaodan rolled his eyes and felt quite speechless.

The courier uncle asked with concern: "Sister, then you are wearing turtle clothes now?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan blushed and said, "No! ”

The courier uncle said strangely: "No, what do you mean?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said in a voice like a mosquito fly: "I don't have any clothes on......"

"What?" The courier uncle stood up suddenly, as if greatly stimulated, "Didn't you wear anything?" "Standing on tiptoe, trying to look into the cat's eye.

"So......" Zhu Xiaodan said pitifully, "I didn't dare to come out to receive the goods...... Uncle, did you believe me this time? ”

"I'm ...... Xinxin Xinxin...... "The courier uncle replied while still looking at the cat's eye unrelentingly, but the cat's eye is from the outside, and it is impossible to see the inside anyway. The courier uncle was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks.

The courier uncle tossed for a while, and finally deflated like a ball, and said dejectedly: "Sister, how to receive this goods?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "If you believe me, this will be easy to do." ”

The courier uncle asked in surprise, "Do you have a way?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "No." ”

The courier uncle immediately cried again, and said, "There is no way, then you still say that it is easy to do?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said mischievously: "You help me figure out a way together!" ”

"Okay!" Uncle Courier lifted his jaw and really thought about it.

Zhu Xiaodan thought for a while and said excitedly: "I have a way!" ”