"Then I have nothing to say, but for a teacher like you who doesn't have any teacher morality, I just want to send you a sentence: 'Go home and sell sweet potatoes!' Lin Zimo smiled instead of being angry.

"Hahahahaha.................." The students under the podium couldn't help laughing, and they listened to Lin Zimo's sentence "Go home and sell sweet potatoes!" I support this sentence in my heart, what they have wanted to say for a long time, but they just don't dare to stand up and refute the perverted Mediterranean mathematics teacher Chen Yekun on the podium, because they are afraid that the Mediterranean mathematics teacher will have a manic attack, and the Mediterranean mathematics teacher Chen Yekun is no different from the bandits who burn and loot as soon as he starts a fire, and the students have been putting up with him and not daring to say no in front of him, but the Mediterranean mathematics teacher Chen Yekun is complaining like an old widow who has lost her husband, I really don't understand that he is not satisfied with his students who can bear him so much** Don't be a teacher, just be the boss.

"If you don't learn and don't know how to do it, go home and ask your dad to buy a cow for you to herd!" Chen Yekun threw the textbook on the podium and scolded angrily.

"My family has no money, cattle are too expensive to buy, if your family has cattle to bring over another day for everyone to play, I will help you herd cattle, but you have to pay wages, the salary is only a thousand a day, so you don't have to give more!" Lin Zimo said calmly with a smile on his face.

"You go and call your dad." Chen Yekun glared at Lin Zimo viciously and couldn't wait to eat him, and yelled.

"Eh, I'm also drunk, can you change your tricks? My dad will come to school again, and this school will be opened by me, can you call your parents if you don't have anything to do, do you think it's all you? If you are really idle, you will go home and sell sweet potatoes to increase the national GDP. Lin Zimo sighed and said speechlessly.

Calling parents again, Lin Zimo doesn't know how many times he has been drunk, are the teachers at school really idle? If it's okay, just ask the parents to talk about some trivial things, and if the teachers are really idle, go to Somalia to catch the pirate escort! It doesn't matter if you don't have physical capital to fight pirates by force, didn't teachers study education when they were teachers? It is very good at teaching people to treat those pirates who have not read much as students, teach them well, so that Somali pirates do not rob fishing boats and return to the right path, which is also a merit, and make up for the corporal punishment of students by teachers, which is detrimental to yin morality, and there is no need to go to hell if you die in the underworld.

"Get out!" Chen Yekun pointed out the door angrily and dropped three words viciously.

"Why don't you get out? Why should Lao Tzu get out? Lin Zimo glanced at Chen Yekun disdainfully and asked with a smile.

"Li Luoyan went and called the head teacher to come up and take the two of them down!" Chen Yekun glanced at Li Luoyan and said expressionlessly.

Mediterranean mathematics teacher Chen Yekun's words were like a dead order, Li Luoyan, a student who didn't have good grades but worked hard, didn't dare to disobey Chen Yekun's order, immediately got up and hurriedly ran out, Lin Zimo and He Fan stood there as if nothing was right, looking at the embarrassed look of Mediterranean mathematics teacher Chen Yekun, Lin Zimo and He Fan looked at Chen Yekun's current embarrassment and were happy, and none of the students under the podium dared to look up at Lin Zimo and He Fan. Because Chen Yekun's vicious eyes have been staring at them, if he is accidentally caught, he will have a good show.

After a while, there was a string of "kick kick ..............." high heels kissing the ground outside the corridor, you don't need to look at it to know who is coming, the high heels are so loud Who else is besides the head teacher? The head teacher Chen Maobing looked at Lin Zimo and He Fan with a stinky face that was worse than the school's stinky ditch, and Lin Zimo glanced at the head teacher Chen Maobing without the slightest fear.

"Then come down with me!" Chen Maobing said simply, put his hands on his buttocks and left.

The two looked at each other, and walked leisurely to the office of the head teacher Chen Maobing, arguing with each other from time to time, making a contemptuous gesture to the head teacher Chen Maobing who was walking in front, pretending to be grimaces and kicking forward, the head teacher Chen Maobing was like a big leader, with his hands behind his back and his head did not return to his office, and he didn't know the small movements of Lin Zimo and He Fan behind her.

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As soon as he entered the office, the head teacher Chen Maobing threw the bag on his shoulder on his shoulder on the desk as casually as he did at home, sat on the chair and drank a sip of brewed tea, looked at Lin Zimo and He Fan and sighed.

"You two, you! Can you stop causing trouble for me all the time? Can you stay well? Chen Maobing sighed and pointed at Lin Zimo and He Fan.

"Teacher, where are you talking! We didn't cause you any trouble, so we're on our own! Lin Zimo looked at Chen Maobing innocently and said aggrievedly.

"That's right! We didn't do anything, let alone do bad things. He Fan also looked at Chen Maobing with an innocent face and said aggrievedly.

"Do you know who you're fighting against?" Chen Maobing looked at Lin Zimo and He Fan and shook his head, and asked angrily.

"The Mediterranean." Lin Zimo replied indifferently.

"Terminally manic patients." He Fan said casually.

As soon as Chen Maobing wanted to open his mouth to speak, the door of the language department was pushed open, and a middle-aged man wearing a blue and white checkered T-shirt on his upper body and a pair of white trousers on his lower body, a somewhat fat body, and a Chow Yun-fat hairstyle, but no Chow Yun-fat, but not handsome, walked in, Chen Maobing recognized at a glance who the person who came in and hurriedly stood up.

"Hello Principal Chen!" Chen Maobing respectfully greeted the middle-aged man.

"Hmm." Principal Chen smiled and nodded.

"By the way, why don't the two of them go back to class during this class time?" Principal Chen looked Lin Zimo and He Fan up and down and asked.

"Isn't this a high school entrance examination? Give them both to do the thought work! Chen Maobing smiled and explained unhurriedly.

"Well, I'm optimistic about you two!" Principal Chen nodded and looked at Lin Zimo and He Fan and said.

"Hahahahaha............" Lin Zimo and He Fan couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Principal Chen looked at the two of them with a puzzled look on his face and asked.

The door of the language department was pushed open again, and Chen Yekun, the director of the Political and Educational Department, who was short and fat on the top of his head, walked in with an unhappy face, looking at his stinky tofu that was more stinky than the stinky tofu sold on the street, Lin Zimo felt sick, his stinky face should be pure enough to make stinky tofu, but no one should eat his old and astringent stinky face.

"Principal Chen, I want to tell you something." Chen Yekun said with a look of suffering.

"What's the matter?" Principal Chen asked.

"Just the two of them, they are often late for class, often absent from class, insulting the teacher in class, and the arrogance is too arrogant, today we must put out the arrogance of these two little thorns, otherwise they will definitely run to the school teacher in the future to and pee!" Chen Yekun pointed at Lin Zimo and He Fan, frowned and said earnestly.

The head teacher Chen Maobing's hard work towards Lin Zimo and He Fan just now was completely eaten by Chen Yekun, the director of the Political and Educational Office, Chen Maobing glanced at He Fan and Lin Zimo with some helplessness, and I don't know if the two of them can study here this time, whether they can or not, although they have not made any contributions to the class, but after all, they are their own students and still hope that they can stay and spend the last ten days.

"You two come with me to my office!" Principal Chen listened to Chen Yekun's bitter words, turning his face faster than turning a book, and said with a very angry look.

"Look what tricks he can play!" Lin Zimo was not afraid at all, and said with a smile.

"Let's go." He Fan looked indifferent and said disdainfully.

The two of them followed behind Principal Chen unhurriedly and leisurely, talking and laughing, Principal Chen is still a so-called big leader, but in the eyes of Lin Zimo and He Fan, he is pretending, the principal is not even a small official with sesame mung beans, but in front of students and teachers, he looks like a high leader, in fact, the principal is the same thing in front of students and teachers, he is nothing in front of the leaders of the Education Bureau and other big officials, and an insignificant boogers is not counted.

Two or three minutes down the stairs, as soon as he entered the principal's office, Lin Zimo sat on the sofa as soon as he returned to his home, He Fan also sat next to Lin Zimo very casually, Principal Chen walked back to his desk and just sat down to talk when he saw Lin Zimo and He Fan sitting on the sofa uninvited, and a nameless fire slowly ignited in his heart.

"Who told you to sit? Stand here! Principal Chen came up angrily and patted his desk, pointed to the front of his desk, and said angrily.

"Don't be so stingy when you sit down! Wouldn't you be so strong in a school? Lin Zimo hugged his chest and lifted Erlang's legs, teasing.

"I'll let you sit when you should sit, and stand here when you shouldn't!" With a fake smile on his face, Principal Chen pointed to his desk and yelled.

"Principal Chen, how many years have you been practicing the lion's roar, my eardrums are about to be shattered by you!" He Fan dug out his ears and said to Principal Chen with a frown.

"Yes! Does this count as a personal attack? Lin Zimo smiled on the side and asked.

"Do you want to go to the school doctor's office?" Principal Chen yelled angrily.

"Noise pollution, hurry up and call the Environmental Protection Bureau!" Lin Zimo blocked his ears with his two index fingers and said with a frown.

"Stand here!" The anger that had been depressed in Principal Chen's heart for a long time exploded, and he stood up and pointed to his desk and shouted.

"Headmaster, are you intimidating students? It's against the law! Lin Zimo kept shaking his legs and said with a smile.

"It's useless to sue the Education Bureau? When have I ever been afraid of you two little ruffians! Principal Chen looked like he was towering and invincible, and said angrily.

"Really? So awesome? Do you want to give you the title of 'the best principal'? He Fan smiled faintly and asked in a ridiculous way.

"Yes, you guys stand up and stand here!" Principal Chen stood up, propped one hand on his waist, and pointed to his desk with the other, and said angrily.

"Why don't you just sit down? What are you looking for us for? If you have a fart, I don't have time to spend it with you, and it's not uncommon for me to sit here with you! It's just that the glue is a little tired and doesn't want to stand! Lin Zimo stood up and looked at Principal Chen with disdain, and said with an indifferent expression.

"You like to be straightforward, don't you?" Principal Chen looked at Lin Zimo and was angry now, and pretended to ask calmly.

", if you have, just cover your nose and wait for you to release your!" Lin Zimo looked at Principal Chen impatiently, and said angrily.

"I won't talk nonsense to you, but now I'll give you three choices." Principal Chen said with a serious face.

"Say!" He Fan said with a look of indifference and curiosity.

"1. Automatic withdrawal; Second, the roll covers the day of the high school entrance examination; 3. Call your parents to come, and I will have a good talk with them to sign a copy of the regulations for parents to assist the school in managing students, and if you repeat the offense, you will withdraw from the school immediately. Principal Chen stretched out a finger every time he said a condition.

"Which one do you choose?" Principal Chen asked with a faint smile.

Of the three choices mentioned by Principal Chen, Lin Zimo wanted to choose the second one, but today these three choices were proposed by Principal Chen, and seeing that he looked like he was invincible, Lin Zimo didn't want to choose any choice, he wanted to play with this high-ranking principal, so that he would know the serious consequences of offending problem students.

"I'll choose the fourth one to stay here and play, and if I'm tired of playing, I'll go home and play for a few days, what do you think?" He Fan couldn't help but smile when he heard the three choices given by Principal Chen, and asked.

"Hehe, you think the school is your home, you can come and go as you want? I think I'll help you choose one! Go home and stay well, don't go out and make trouble, just take the test again on the day of the high school entrance examination, and I won't remember you! Principal Chen couldn't help but smile and suggested.

"Are you sure you want that?" He Fan stood up, put his hands in his pockets, looked at Principal Chen, and said with a little ruthlessness.

Looking at He Fan's current appearance of being an invincible second ancestor, Lin Zimo felt a little scared, because he had never seen He Fan with such terrifying eyes before, his eyes were full of endless arrogance and arrogance, Principal Chen looked at He Fan in front of him, who looked at him with a little invincible eyes, and just smiled faintly, and did not put him in his eyes at all.

"Or else?" Principal Chen was not afraid at all and said with a smile.

Smiling coldly at Principal Chen, He Fan took out his mobile phone from his pocket and dialed a call, walked out of the principal's office freely, stood outside the corridor of the principal's office, said a few words to the phone with a smile on his face, and then walked into the principal's office arrogantly and arrogantly, and glanced at Principal Chen in front of the desk with disdain, as if to convey, "Your death time has come!" ”

“1…… 2…… 3…… Ling Ling Ling ............ "He Fan walked in and counted to three, when the phone on Principal Chen's desk rang.

Glancing at He Fan, who had an invincible face, Principal Chen didn't know what this little ruffian had done, why as soon as he came in and counted to three, his phone rang, and Principal Chen felt an ominous premonition and quickly lifted the phone.

"Hey, who?"

"Chen Zhijun, right? No, it's not President Chen. ”

"Director Li, what's wrong with you?"

"I heard that your new official took office three times, and you are very capable of burning the fire on my nephew's head?"

"Director Li, what are you talking about? How dare I burn your nephew's head! Your nephew and surname? ”

"He Fan."

"What?"

"What?"

"Nothing? I know what to do. ”

"It's good to know, take good care of my nephew, and come to your school to inspect the work in a few days."

Before Principal Chen could say the next word, the phone was hung up by the other party, and he was familiar with the caller, who was he? I really didn't expect this He Fan to be the nephew of the director of the Education Bureau, but fortunately I didn't do anything to him, otherwise my position as the principal would be played, Principal Chen gasped, put down the phone, and looked at He Fan with a smile.

"Principal Chen, if you have anything to say, just say it! We can't afford it! He Fan smiled faintly and asked.

"It's okay, you guys go back to class! If there is anything to come to me in the future, I will help you solve it! After hanging up the phone, Principal Chen's face was extremely ugly, and he forced out a little smile and said.

Lin Zimo, who was standing on the side, listened to Principal Chen's tone of speech, right? Why is it that his attitude towards himself and He Fan is a 360-degree rotation in the time of a phone call, which is too strange because of a phone call? Who has the courage? Lin Zimo fell into a chaotic thought, and He Fan on the side patted Lin Zimo, who was standing there in a daze.

"Gone!" He Fan said to the stunned Lin Zimo with a smile.

Lin Zimo, who fell into confused thinking, wanted to ask He Fan what was going on, but after thinking about it, it was not too late to ask again, and he didn't think much about it, so Lin Zimo left the broken principal's office as if nothing had happened.