After eating and drinking, every member of the 503 dormitory was very satisfied and touched his fruitful stomach and lay on the bed and fell asleep, even the usual "big speakers" who love to talk also slept quietly, they were full and sleeping like a pig's rhythm, and only He Fan was left in the whole dormitory who was still taking a slow bath on the side of the sink, and the sound of "whooshing" made Lin Zimo unable to sleep.

"Big brother, it's all a little washed and go to sleep!" Lin Zimo sat up and looked at He Fan, and said helplessly.

"You sleep with you, and I take my bath, it doesn't affect you, right?" He Fan asked Lin Zimo confidently.

"The sound of running water, can you sleep in your place?" Lin Zimo sighed and asked rhetorically.

glanced at Lin Zimo, He Fan turned off the faucet, wiped off the water droplets left on him with a towel, took a pair of clean underwear from the bed and went to the toilet to change, climbed into bed without wearing clothes, picked up his mobile phone and played, and didn't know what he was playing from time to time Bursts of strange laughter, Lin Zimo couldn't sleep at all when he listened to his weird laughter, and remembered to say a few words to him, but after thinking about it, he still said it in vain, so he simply sat up and looked bored like an electronic novel.

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"Don't go, concubine!" A muffled voice came into Lin Zimo's ears, and he looked around strangely for a while.

looked down at the guy who gave him the nickname "Taijun" in the dormitory under his bed, and there was a reason why people gave him this nickname, because when he wore glasses, he was particularly like Kameda Taijun in the anti-Japanese drama, so he naturally became Kameda Taijun, referred to as "Taijun", he said vaguely from time to time, "Don't go, concubine", Lin Zimo couldn't help laughing, He Fan was attracted by Lin Zimo's strange laughter, and looked at Lin Zimo stupidly.

"What are you laughing at? Are you stupid? He Fan looked at Lin Zimo with a puzzled expression and asked.

"You're stupid, listen to Taijun talk in his dreams." Lin Zimo made a shushing gesture and held back his laughter and whispered.

"Don't go, concubine!" Lin Zimo's Taijun, who was removed from the shelves, began to talk vaguely about his dreams.

After listening to Taijun's vague sentence "Don't go, concubine!" He Fan on the side couldn't help laughing, and he didn't know if Taijun dreamed that he had returned to ancient times to become the emperor, and the concubines were dancing to him, and suddenly a large army attacked the palace, and the concubines abandoned the monarch and fled, so he shouted, "Don't go, concubine!" This vague dream sentence also wonders why his nickname is "Kameda Taijun", why didn't he dream of saying a few words "Baga" and "What kind of work" in his dream during the anti-Japanese period? "How funny it must be!

"You don't sleep at noon, what are you laughing at?" Guo Kidney didn't know when he was woken up, and asked with his eyes half-open.

"Listen to Taijun talking in his dreams, 'Don't go, concubine!' How funny! Hahaha............ "The more He Fan thought about what Taijun said, the more he wanted to laugh, and laughed.

"That's fine, he just doesn't snore, just talk in his sleep and don't make noise to others." Guo Kidney looked at He Fan with a fuss and said indifferently.

If Taijun just snored and said a few ordinary dream words, Lin Zimo and He Fan would not have laughed and their stomachs were about to cramp, and Taijun's vague dream words were extraordinary: "Don't go, concubine!" "It's so classic, I can't help but laugh when I think about it.

"Doot toot ........................" The school's annoying wake-up bell began to ring again, but few people in the entire 503 dormitory got up, to be exact, Xiaopang got up alone and went to the sink to wash up quickly, ready to go to the classroom to listen to the English listening of the high school entrance examination, and other people in the dormitory took the time of listening to the English listening of the high school entrance examination to sleep, they didn't go up to listen to the English listening of the high school entrance examination, one because they couldn't understand what kind of chirping birds were put on the radio, and two of them ate and slept one by one. I woke up and ate and ate and ate repeatedly, and I ate and slept and slept repeatedly, plus English is not understood by listening and listening.

Take the time to listen to the English listening time of the high school entrance examination to sleep, this seems to have become the habit of the other dormitory members in the 503 dormitory except for the little fat, it doesn't matter if they don't listen to it anyway, they can't understand it, and besides, English is a language science, not listening to it can understand it, and if you don't speak English, you don't understand it, even if you listen to it all day long, even if you listen to it more than the teacher remembers the textbook knowledge that does not change once in a hundred years, you also don't understand the consciousness, the language is to say, learning English is not just to communicate with foreigners, if you can only listen and can't speak, you will be drunk, coupled with just listening and not practicing mouth pronunciation is not standard, then it is better not to speak English directly with foreigners to speak Chinese, anyway, the pronunciation is not standard to say it is also a joke to damage the image of the country, and the English content taught in the curriculum of China's compulsory education stage is preschool education in English-speaking countries, it is conceivable that the IQ of students in China's compulsory education stage is so low.

English as long as you understand one or two sentences of "goodmorning" and the like, you don't need to learn deeply, one you don't do English teacher two you stay in the country most of your life to live, the Chinese people speak Chinese can not use English at all, English is useless for students in the compulsory education stage, if you add English to the curriculum of the compulsory education stage just to slap yourself in the face, let students devalue the status of Chinese in their minds and improve the status of English in the minds of students, Although the admiration of foreign countries is the favorite of Chinese, but you are forced to add it by the Chinese government, you can't blame the students for worshipping foreign countries.

"They're all up." Chubby kindly walked to the beds one by one and woke people up.

Those in the dormitory who have to be like a dead pig were woken up by Xiaopang, but they just half-opened their eyes, nodded slightly, closed their eyes and fell asleep, I'm afraid that now the boiling water scalds them, they may not wake up, patted around, no one woke up, Xiaopang was speechless, he could only go to the classroom alone to listen to the English listening of the high school entrance examination, I don't know when Taijun woke up, sitting on the bed with his hands supporting his face and looking at the ceiling in a daze.

"Taijun, are you still reminiscing about the dream just now?" He Fan saw Taijun looking at the ceiling in a daze, and couldn't help but ask with a smile.

"Don't go, concubine! Don't go, concubine! Lin Zimo couldn't help laughing, imitating the tone of Taijun's dream talk just now.

"I'm talking in my dreams again?" Taijun pointed to himself and asked with a puzzled expression.

"When don't you talk in your sleep?" Guo Nemin, who was still lying on the bed and woke up, interjected.

Thinking about the dream talk that Taijun just said and the sentence "What day don't you talk in dreams" that Guo Kidney said, He Fan sat on the bed and smirked heartlessly, Taijun looked at He Fan speechlessly, is the dream talk he told so funny? As for laughing like this? Lin Zimo also looked at He Fan with a stupid look, did this kid laugh and smoke, or chewed Xuanmai and couldn't stop at all.

"What's so funny, you're smoking?" Lin Zimo looked at He Fan in shock, and asked.

"You............ Tube...... I! He Fan clutched his stomach that was about to cramp with laughter, and spit out three words intermittently.

"I think you're really laughing and convulsive, just hit 120." Lin Zimo took out his mobile phone and pressed it casually on the phone, saying speechlessly.

Holding his stomach that was about to cramp when he was laughing, He Fan grabbed his pillow and threw it at Lin Zimo's head, Lin Zimo hit He Fan's pillow on the ground with a quick punch, and when He Fan smiled and came back to his senses, he saw that his pillow fell on the floor that no one had dragged for a few days, Lin Zimo looked at He Fan's expression when he saw his pillow falling on the ground and couldn't help laughing, everyone else took the two of them as fools, and they should get up when they should sleep.

"Taijun, help me pick up the pillow." He Fan's smile stopped abruptly, and he said anxiously.

"Oh." Taijun answered and picked up He Fan's pillow and threw it to He Fan.

"It's too late for you to laugh and make you cry!" He Fan put the pillow aside and glared at Lin Zimo and said.

"Come on! Come on! Come on! Lin Zimo hooked his index finger and teased.

The first bed frame at the entrance was He Fan's, Lin Zimo's bed was separated from He Fan's bed by an empty bed, and before Lin Zimo could laugh, He Fan stepped over his bed in two steps, and rode on Lin Zimo's body with his body that was stronger than Lin Zimo, making him unable to move.

"Brother Fan, don't get excited, have something to say!" Lin Zimo drove He Fan with a frightened face and begged for mercy.

"Do you dare to talk nonsense in the future?" He Fan rode on Lin Zimo and asked proudly.

"Don't dare! Don't dare! ”

"Really?"

"It's true!"

"I don't believe it."

"It's true this time, I really won't dare next time."

"Okay, this time, I have a lot of them, so I'll let you go! There will be no next time. ”

"Well, it must be."

No one expected He Fan to get up, Lin Zimo pulled He Fan down on the bed with a quick hand, rode on He Fan's body, and smiled proudly at He Fan who was pressed under his crotch, He Fan tried his best to break away, Lin Zimo really didn't expect this guy's strength to be so big, he really regretted letting go of Lin Zimo, a sinister villain who eats soft and not hard, and pulled back his situation at the first opportunity.

"You sinister villain." He Fan glared at Lin Zimo viciously and said.

"It's in vain that you've been playing with me for so long, since you've forgotten what kind of person I am." Lin Zimo looked at He Fan and said proudly.

If you want to say that anyone who knows Lin Zimo better than Lin Zimo's parents is He Fan, who has been fighting with him since elementary school for almost nine years, but He Fan forgot today that Lin Zimo has been a soft man since he was a child, and he will definitely get back into his own situation when the time comes.

"I won't mess with you, it's a draw!" Lin Zimo got up and explained.

Every time the two quarrel or fight, the two will naturally reconcile as before, you let me let you and the matter will be solved naturally, the friendship between the two is also very deep, and the atomic bomb cannot break up their long-lasting friendship.

"Forget it this time, I don't care about you." He Fan stood up and said stiffly.

Lin Zimo has long been accustomed to He Fan's flat attitude, after all, he has been playing with him since he was a child, and his flat attitude has always been so hard-mouthed, plus the two of them often go out to play together and go out to eat together in junior high school, and even the punishment is together, the two of them are the same as brothers, Lin Zimo feels nothing about his flat attitude. "Rustle, rustle, rustle.................." The sun rained outside, and the rain hit the canopy and woke up the big lazy insects who were still sleeping in the dormitory, and a burst of coolness hit the dormitory, and the big lazy insects in the dormitory looked like they were enjoying and slept beautifully, the dry ground was really sweet for a long time, and the rain swept the dry ground and the smell of mud mixed with the smell of soil passed into everyone's noses.

"It's raining, how do you get to the classroom?" Guo Kidney looked at the rain outside the window and asked.

"Whose class is going to be in the first class later?" Lin Zimo jumped out of bed and put on his shoes, looked out the window and asked.

"Math class." He Fan also jumped out of bed and put on his shoes, saying unhappily.

It doesn't matter what class you take, what matters is who comes to class, Lin Zimo's math teacher is Chen Yekun, the director of the Political and Educational Office, he is a super pervert with a hole in his brain, and his brain is often short-circuited, and he is a bad old man with a bald head and a piece of hair that is almost half a hundred years old, so the students gave him the nickname "Mediterranean", but the students only dared to call him like this behind his back, and he would be dead in front of him, he had a very nervous way to rectify the tardiness of students, as long as the bell rang in his class, he had not returned to the classroom and sat down. The one who comes back later is going to stand outside and report that he doesn't bird you, and he will also treat the students who are late as absenteeism, and there are no strange ways to rectify the students' tardiness in the teacher, but there is no such strange nerve as him.

"It's raining so hard, wait for the rain to stop! Anyway, it's almost late to go up now, and I can't get in, so it's better to stay here. Lin Zimo sat back on his bed and said indifferently.

"You stay!"

"Let's go up!"

"Let's go!"

"You guys go all the way, can you go He Fan?"

"Don't go."

"If you don't leave, you will stay."

"Hmm."

The people who were still sleeping in the dormitory got up one after another and washed their faces, four or five squeezed into a not very big umbrella and left the dormitory and ran towards the teaching building, leaving only Lin Zimo and He Fan in the dormitory, still sitting on the bed, leisurely watching the rain outside the window fall little by little.

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I don't know how long the rain has been falling, the raindrops are getting smaller and smaller, the sun is getting bigger and bigger, the moisture on the ground is also dried by the scorching sun, and the heat on the ground is slowly steaming up, He Fan felt a burst of stuffiness, jumped out of bed and walked to the corridor to see that the ground downstairs was almost dry, and the rain stopped.

"Let's go, stay here, the two of us are really idle and go to the classroom." He Fan put his hands in his pockets and turned his head and said boringly.

"Are you sure you want to go up?" Lin Zimo asked reluctantly.

"Nonsense, why don't you stay here?" He Fan asked angrily.

"Let's go!" Lin Zimo didn't want to be willing and he didn't want to stay in the dormitory alone, and said with a smile.

Jumping out of bed and twisting the joints on his body, Lin Zimo stood in the corridor with his hands in his pockets and looked at the dormitory building, only to see that the dormitory door was closed and it seemed that he could only crawl out, and he was downstairs in a few minutes, Lin Zimo and He Fan climbed out of the big iron door of the dormitory very skillfully, and climbing the iron door of the dormitory was a piece of cake for Lin Zimo and He Fan.

"This iron door is really wet, and my crotch is wet." Lin Zimo patted his crotch that was a little wet and scolded.

"Can it just rain without getting wet?" He Fan was speechless for a while, and said disdainfully.

"Cut." Lin Zimo said disdainfully.

For Lin Zimo, He Fan was also speechless, and continued to walk towards the teaching building, just walked down the fifth floor, and now he has to climb up the fifth floor, the weather is hot enough, and he has to climb up and down, the two climbed to the fifth floor of the teaching building, and the sweat on his body was the same as when he just came back from playing ball on the basketball court, as soon as he arrived at the staircase on the fifth floor, Lin Zimo did not hesitate to start the first cannon to report, He Fan walked slowly behind.

"Report!" Lin Zimo stood at the door of the front door of the classroom and shouted casually.

"Report!" He Fan shouted weakly.

Chen Yekun, the math teacher who was in a lecture, put down the chalk in his hand and glanced at Lin Zimo and He Fan who interrupted his class, his eyes were full of disgust and looked down, Lin Zimo looked at Chen Yekun's burning eyes and wanted to go to the fire-fighting facility cabinet at the staircase to get a fire extinguisher to extinguish the fire.

"When is it? Forget about what class you want to take and go home! Chen Yekun threw the book on the podium with fire in his eyes and scolded.

"How do I know?" Lin Zimo didn't put Chen Yekun in his eyes at all, and said nonchalantly.

"Go outside!" Chen Yekun pointed to the outside of the corridor and said angrily.

Chen Yekun's words Lin Zimo just treated it as a stinky fart he put and covered his nose and passed, his class was late enough to give him face, and now he didn't let himself in, he didn't put himself in his eyes as a person, and he didn't want to put him in his eyes as a person, just treat him as a fart and talk nonsense, without waiting for Chen Yekun to turn around and write his blackboard words, Lin Zimo swaggered into the classroom.

"Who called you in?" Chen Yekun angrily slapped the podium heavily and said angrily.

The students under the podium were still talking and doing things that he shouldn't do in class, all sitting upright, looking at the math books they couldn't understand, Lin Zimo turned his head and clapped his hands with a smile, he was also drunk with Chen Yekun's rough behavior.

"What right do you have to deny me class? Just because you're a teacher? Lin Zimo looked back at Chen Yekun and said calmly.

Those who do not manage students well in their own classrooms and call students out of this kind of behavior without a little teacher morality I am afraid that only Chinese teachers can do, teachers since ancient times are teaching and educating people instead of teaching students badly to drive students out and ignore them, besides, teachers have no right at all not to let students receive education, education is the obligation of students, no one can take away this right, if teachers only because students are late to affect their classes, do not let students come in to receive education, then the teacher's temperament is too small! Where have all the virtues of the teachers who are lenient to others gone? Have you fed them all to the dogs?

"Yes, just because I'm a teacher, this is my class, and if you affect me, I'm going to call you out!" Chen Yekun propped his hands on his waist and said confidently.