Zhu Xiaodan wanted to say goodbye, purely delaying time. The courier uncle was anxious and asked, "What can you do, say it quickly!" ”

Zhu Xiaodan is not delaying time, in fact, she is embarrassed to say. To put it bluntly, what's the point of tossing with this bald and lustful fat uncle?

Zhu Xiaodan twisted and said: "This method still needs your full cooperation." ”

"Mating?" It seems that this bald uncle hasn't been back to Songhua River for a long time, and he choked enough, Zhu Xiaodan just said "cooperate", and he wanted to "mate", so he said excitedly, "I, I, I...... Dingding Lili...... ...... mating and mating, we ...... Northeast ...... It's all live Lei Feng......"

Zhu Xiaodan sweated wildly and corrected: "It's not copulation, it's cooperation!" ”

"Mating is also a matter of cooperation! This is not a contradiction. The courier uncle recalled, "I remember that in my hometown Songhua River, my big yellow cow was in heat and wanted to ride a heifer, and the heifer stood up and split his legs and buttocks, and the cooperation was seamless!" ”

Saying, he kept sighing and admiring, the expression was really envious, jealous and hateful, he paused for a moment, and then said: "The heifer is so aggressive, it makes my uncle's heart itch, but it's a pity that people and cows have different paths, and my uncle can't do the things of birds and beasts, so he had to run to the cornfield and arrest my daughter-in-law back, and the clothes didn't have time to untie, and there was a ...... when he pressed on the kang."

Originally, Zhu Xiaodan really couldn't listen to it, but this last sentence aroused her curiosity, and she couldn't help asking: "What does it mean to have a shot?" ”

"One shot!" The courier uncle suddenly came to his senses, and explained Lehehe.

"I still don't understand." It's also that Zhu Xiaodan is too innocent, she really doesn't understand this codeword.

"Do you understand?" The courier uncle asked in a different way.

"I don't understand." Zhu Xiaodan shook his head and said.

"Where's the sheets?" The courier uncle said step by step, "Do you understand this?" ”

"I don't understand." Zhu Xiaodan's eyes widened and replied ignorantly.

"And what about '**'?" The courier uncle was anxious, "Xingfang should always understand, right?" ”

"I don't understand!" Zhu Xiaodan said anxiously.

The courier uncle was furious and shouted, "Get on bed!" Straw! The day is coming! Do you understand this? ”

Zhu Xiaodan was sweating profusely, and he really regretted that he shouldn't have asked him this, and there was no way to do it, so he had to keep silent.

The courier uncle slowly calmed down and continued: "Your uncle was originally a quality person, sister, you don't understand anything, if you force your uncle to say something that is not qualified, in fact, you can't complain about your uncle, right?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan's face was red and his ears were hot, how dare he say anything more? Seeing that the courier uncle was about to talk endlessly, Zhu Xiaodan frowned, suddenly his eyes lit up, and said: "Uncle, I just remembered that I wrote a wrong word on the receipt, please stuff it in and I'll rewrite it." ”

The courier uncle hurriedly unfolded the receipt and looked at it carefully. Helplessly, Zhu Xiaodan's signature, where can he recognize it? smiled and had to stuff it into the crack of the door: "Sister, the bell is still the bell tie, or you can see it yourself!" ”

Zhu Xiaodan laughed, suddenly changed his face, and said, "Are you worthy of cooperation?" If you don't want to, you can go, I don't want this product! ”

The courier uncle suddenly realized that the wrong signature was fake, and it was true that he deceived the receipt back. If you can't get the receipt back, it means that the courier uncle has to pay in full.

"It's worth it! What do I want that colorful woman's clothes for? I don't have a daughter, and I'm not a pervert. Isn't it a big mistake for me to pay? No way! The more I thought about it, the more scared I became.

Zhu Xiaodan continued: "Isn't Taobao an unconditional return within seven days? After the goods are returned, the account still has to be returned obediently! Also, what's the big deal about placing an order? It's a big deal that I'll just stay naked for another day! Cool, comfortable, I do! ”

The courier uncle's heart sank, panicked, and said hurriedly: "Don't don't, good girl, I will cooperate with me!" I don't have a problem with that. "Hey, hey, hey, hey,

Zhu Xiaodan said: "I thought you wouldn't say 'cooperate'!" ”

The courier uncle is lustful and happy, and at this time he still wants to be serious and flickered: "I didn't come out to work before, in Songhua River, I caught my daughter-in-law and copulated as soon as it was dark, and said that I was used to it, you are a cultural person, and I was asked to change my mouth and cooperate, and I really couldn't turn the corner." Hey! ”

"Mating and mating are two different things!" When Zhu Xiaodan saw that he was still pretending to be crazy and stupid, he suddenly became angry and shouted loudly.

"Okay, good, two different things, two different things, I absolutely cooperate, never talk about mating again." The courier uncle saw that Zhu Xiaodan was really angry, and he didn't dare to say crazy things anymore.

Zhu Xiaodan was so angry that his chest swelled and closed, like the ebb and flow of the tide. After calming down for a while, Zhu Xiaodan ordered: "You move these two boxes of clothes downstairs!" ”

"Shish...... Is it? The courier uncle was very surprised, "Move...... How do you receive the goods downstairs? ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "Why do you say so much? If you are told to move, you can move, less nonsense! ”

The courier uncle opened his mouth and didn't dare to say anything, so he had to reluctantly move the two large boxes of clothes downstairs, and then shouted towards Zhu Xiaodan's balcony: "Sister, what's next?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan hid in the room and shouted, "Shut up!" Wait! ”

The courier uncle had no choice but to look at the fourth floor, and he didn't dare to come out. After a while, a rope was suddenly thrown from the balcony on the fourth floor, and Zhu Xiaodan shouted: "Tie the container to the rope!" ”

The courier uncle suddenly realized, and had to praise Zhu Xiaodan's whimsy: "Oh, my mother, it's so imaginative!" ”

Quickly bolted the cargo box, Zhu Xiaodan pulled the rope, and the cargo box did not move at all. The courier uncle shouted anxiously: "Hard, haven't you eaten?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan remembered that he really hadn't eaten for a day, and couldn't help but say angrily: "I haven't eaten, what's wrong with my lack of energy?" The old lady won't pull it yet! ”

After that, Zhu Xiaodan threw the rope and sat on the ground and snorted angrily. Thinking of Ling Feng, he couldn't help but grit his teeth with hatred.

However, I have to find a way to pull my clothes up! Otherwise, how could he go out into the vast sea of people, fish out Ling Feng with a needle in a haystack, and take revenge?

Zhu Xiaodan remembered the "Baidu experience", immediately opened the Apple notebook, and desperately searched for the experience of saving effort and pulling heavy objects. The network is efficient, with a few clicks of the finger, a whole bunch of experience hula flashes on the screen. After screening, a simple and feasible solution was finally determined.

That's hands-on making a set of moving pulleys.

The next question is, where to find pulleys?

There are so many bad ideas on the Internet. Some netizens suggested dismantling things that can be rolled at home. Because since it can roll, it must be equipped with a small pulley, and it is ready-made when it is removed.

Zhu Xiaodan fell in love with the trolley box placed under the bed at a glance, aren't the two wheels pulleys? Three under five divided by two dismantled, according to Baidu experience, made into a labor-saving pulley, fixed on the balcony.

Zhu Xiaodan put the rope on the pulley group and tried to pull it, but the cargo box was pulled up very easily, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed.

The courier uncle looked at the gradually rising cargo box, scratching his ears and cheeks, I don't know why Zhu Xiaodan suddenly became infinitely powerful, he was really puzzled.

When the courier uncle saw the cargo box turn into the balcony on the fourth floor, he shouted: "Sister, don't forget to throw down the receipt and return it to me!" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "When the second container is pulled up, it will naturally be given to you!" ”

With that, the rope that had been pulled up was thrown down again. Zhu Xiaodan shouted: "Bolt the second box!" ”

It's been busy down there.

"Bolted!" The courier uncle shouted.

Zhu Xiaodan pulled it as easily as last time, and suddenly felt that it had sunk a lot this time, and there were large and small cargo boxes, which was not surprising. Zhu Xiaodan took a deep breath, exerted his strength to eat, and finally pulled up.

Is this the clothes? Zhu Xiaodan was panting and suspicious. The twin peaks were also much more tense and swollen than usual because of the excessive force. If you usually look like a peach, now I'm afraid it's as big as a melon.