The courier uncle asked, "Is there really a way this time, or is there a fake way?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "This time there is really one! ”

The courier uncle has completely lost hope in Zhu Xiaodan, who is peeping naked, and finally remembered that he still has a lot of couriers to deliver, so it is still important to do business, and send this order to the next one quickly.

The courier uncle asked, "What can you do?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan raised her eyebrows and said, "It's very simple, you put the box at my door, and I'll come out to get it after you leave, isn't it okay?" ”

The courier uncle shouted: "Don't you sign for the receipt?" Otherwise, I would have left the goods at your door and left, and I would have to wait until now? ”

"It's easy, too!" Zhu Xiaodan paused for a moment, then smiled, "You stuffed the receipt through the crack in the door." ”

"What?" Uncle Express's pig brain, except for peeping, is more clever, but at this moment, he doesn't know Zhu Xiaodan's intentions.

"I'll sign for you!" Zhu Xiaodan said.

The courier uncle suddenly realized, the pig's brain spun around a few times, and he said with some scruples: "What if you take the signed receipt and don't return it to me?" ”

"Uncle, are you a pig?" Zhu Xiaodan laughed.

"Yes, I'm a pig. Strange, how do you know? Uncle Courier said curiously, "Can you see me?" ”

"You don't have a pig's head, so what's the use of seeing you?" Zhu Xiaodan smiled even more happily, "Actually, you don't need to look, you can listen with your ears, you can know that you are a pig!" ”

The courier uncle shook his head, still puzzled.

"Uncle Pig, hurry up and stuff the receipt in!" Zhu Xiaodan urged.

The courier uncle took the receipt and hesitated, and said: "You haven't answered me yet, what if you don't return my receipt?" I can't pay the difference when I go back to the company! ”

"Uncle Pig, you're so stupid!" Zhu Xiaodan said with a smile, "I don't return your receipt, don't you give me the cargo box?" Besides, my dozens of clothes, seven or eight thousand yuan, I am in a hurry to wait for the clothes to wear. What do I want your receipt for? Can it be eaten as food, or can it be worn as clothing? ”

At this time, the courier uncle suddenly opened his mouth, patted his forehead, and said happily: "Yes, yes, yes, it makes sense!" How can a large piece of paper be worn as clothes? You can't cover anywhere! ”

Zhu Xiaodan's ears were a little hot, and he changed the topic and said, "Now you can stuff the receipt in, right?" ”

Stop up? Stop up!

The courier uncle suddenly felt how ambiguous this word was, and immediately burst into flames, and shouted dizzily: "Sister, then you bear with it, Uncle is stuffed in!" ”

Zhu Xiaodan was taken aback, and said in her heart: "Why do I endure it?" ”

"I'm stuffed, I'm stuffed, I'm stuffed ......" the courier uncle gasped outside the door.

Zhu Xiaodan saw a piece of paper slip stuffed in through the crack in the door below, patted his chest, breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help blurting out: "I thought he stuffed that in......"

"Girl, what are you talking about?" Uncle Courier asked.

Zhu Xiaodan was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "It's nothing, nothing!" ”

"Do you think I put that ...... Stuffed in? Uncle Courier asked in a humming voice.

"No, no, I didn't think you shoved that in. Never thought of it! Zhu Xiaodan tried his best to argue.

Uncle Ying smiled lewdly: "It's pretty much the same!" Don't think about it, the crack in the door is so small, don't think that Uncle is a toothpick! ”

"No, no, no! Uncle is very powerful and fierce, and he is also handsome and chic, graceful, Yushu in the wind, sinking fish and geese, and everyone loves him! Zhu Xiaodan poured out all the beautiful words he could think of in one go.

Uncle Express hasn't read a book for a few years, "Yushu Sinking Fish and Falling Geese" definitely doesn't know what it means, but fierce and fierce, handsome and chic, loved by everyone, this kind of little white words are still easy to understand, they are all praises, it is estimated that Yushu is not much worse than sinking fish and geese in the wind, and he is smiling from ear to ear.

After the courier uncle laughed, he didn't forget to be humble and said, "Where, where!" ”

"There is a fierce ......" Zhu Xiaodan blurted out in a panic.

There? There!

Mighty! Agile and brave!

The courier uncle was moved to tears, stretched out three fingers, and said to himself in the signature trilling voice of the singer Jacky Cheung: "For the first time in my life, for the first time, someone said that I was fierce and fierce...... Your sister-in-law never said it, she just said that I was a silver-like wax head gun, and I didn't look good and didn't use it! Woo woo woo ......" said and actually cried.

Zhu Xiaodan was embarrassed, slapped his forehead, and said, "It turns out that I am also a pig!" ”

The courier uncle cried for a while, wiped his tears, and asked, "Sister, have you signed the wood?" ”

Just now I was just talking, and I forgot to sign the receipt. Zhu Xiaodan suddenly said: "Okay, okay!" Running back to the room naked, he took a signature pen, brushed a few strokes, and the three beautiful words of dragons and phoenixes jumped on the paper.

Zhu Xiaodan stuffed the receipt out of the crack in the door and said, "It's signed!" ”

The courier uncle picked up the receipt and looked at Zhu Xiaodanjuan's signature, and couldn't help but praise: "The ancestor said that the words are like their people, and the girl must be very beautiful!" "My heart shook, and a strange feeling rose inexplicably below, making people flutter.

"It's not pretty, it's ugly!" According to common sense, Zhu Xiaodan still wanted to show his modesty, and then urged, "Uncle, the words are also signed, you can go downstairs quickly, so that it is convenient for me to come out and pick up the goods." ”

"Oh! Then come out and get it, don't let the family leave. The courier uncle turned around step by step and reluctantly walked downstairs.

"I see!" Zhu Xiaodan watched the courier uncle go downstairs from the cat's eyes until he couldn't see it, clapped his hands happily, and was about to open the door.

Suddenly, the footsteps of the courier uncle stopped abruptly. Zhu Xiaodan was stunned in his heart, and his outstretched hand suddenly hesitated, and he looked at the cat's eye again uneasily. I wondered in my heart: "Why is it that when you are walking, there is suddenly no sound?" Did he fall straight from the fourth floor to the first floor? It's incredible! ”

From the cat's eye, the stairs were empty, and Zhu Xiaodan breathed a sigh of relief, blaming himself for being too suspicious. Just as he was about to look away, suddenly, a small handful of hair appeared on the staircase floor in the distance, and the center was still bald.

Zhu Xiaodan was taken aback, and said with hatred in his heart: "This old fox is really cunning enough!" ”

This person is the courier uncle, in order to feast his eyes, he did not hesitate to put down his dignity, climbed from the third floor to the fourth floor, and risked his life to peep at Yibo.

When the courier uncle's greedy and frightened eyes were revealed, Zhu Xiaodan shouted: "Uncle, what are you doing? ”

The courier uncle was obviously defenseless, and this shout was like a scorching thunder on the ground, which shocked him all over his body and almost became impotent. I thought he was an old treacherous and cunning drop, a little girl, innocent and flawless, how could he have so much vigilance. However, the truth was very surprising to him.

The courier uncle quickly threw out the key to the electric car that delivered the courier, and said with a wry smile: "The key was dropped just now, and the uncle came back to find the key...... I'll go, I'll go! ”

With that, he stood up and turned to leave.

"Uncle, come back!" Zhu Xiaodan won't believe him anymore, maybe he will sneak up and peep.

"I ...... Come back? The courier uncle pointed to himself in surprise, "What's the matter with my sister?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan excused himself and said: "I don't think this method works. Because, when I open the door to pick up the goods, maybe someone upstairs and downstairs happens to pass by. How embarrassing it would be to be seen! ”

"I see, the girl didn't suspect me!" The courier uncle was complacent, and said repeatedly, "Not bad, my sister thinks things very thoroughly, it's really like when my uncle was young!" ”

Zhu Xiaodan's appetite plummeted, and he almost vomited.

The courier uncle asked, "This method doesn't work, what should we do next?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan's eyebrows moved, and he had another plan, and said with a smile: "Of course it won't be 'cold salad', I have a way!" ”

The courier uncle was dumbfounded, sighing that this girl was weird and scary.