Six
"All teachers and students of the ninth grade are gathered in front of a school building, and all teachers and students of the ninth grade are gathered in front of a school building............" The same notice was repeated on the radio.
I don't know who pushed Lin Zimo, he was awakened when he was sleeping soundly, looked at He Fan who was sleeping on the table next to him, and listened to the repeated notices on the radio, Lin Zimo stood up and pushed He Fan, who was still sleeping, and He Fan came to see Lin Zimo standing in front of him.
"What are you doing?" He Fan didn't look like he was awake, and asked impatiently.
"Are you going to gather in the ninth grade?" Lin Zimo asked nonchalantly.
He Fan rubbed his eyes, walked out of the classroom and stood in the corridor to the white space below the teaching building, the ninth-grade students were wearing school uniforms like mourning clothes, Lin Zimo walked out of the classroom slowly and looked under the teaching building, why are you wearing school uniforms today instead of Monday or Friday? The white expanse was the same as the mourning procession.
"What day is it?" He Fan yawned and asked listlessly.
"Hell knows, go down and take a look." Lin Zimo said with an indifferent look.
There are fewer and fewer students going downstairs, Lin Zimo and He Fan walked downstairs slowly, and it won't be good if the assembly is late, anyway, the school leaders who spoke were talking about a lot of nonsense in front of them, and it didn't matter if they listened to it or not, and then the school suddenly concentrated all the teachers and students in the ninth grade, either to talk about the things to pay attention to in the high school entrance examination, or to teach students the skills of the high school entrance examination through the few old antiques in the academic affairs office, which is nonsense in nonsense for Lin Zimo, he would rather listen to the bragging of the first master of the eighth class than listen to those old antiques speak, at least the first master of the eighth class can sometimes brag and make a large number of people laugh, unlike the few old antique speeches in the academic affairs office, which are always just from the script.
When Lin Zimo and He Fan walked downstairs, each class of the ninth grade was neatly lined up in a phalanx, all wearing school uniforms and waiting in front of the big grave of the school like a filial son.
"Good morning students, I called everyone here this morning for a pledge meeting." The new principal stood on the podium and introduced the purpose of today's rally in a popular opening statement.
"Sit down." The new principal cleared his throat and continued.
The next can be imagined, the principal finished speaking and the school political and educational office of the academic affairs office of that batch of antiques came to the stage to speak, one after another are talking about the same content, and one is more verbose than the other, talking about things that are not touched, and finally sent two students from the top class to go up and publish a speech I don't know if they wrote or the teacher wrote the speech, although it is a student speech, but it is also nonsense, in short, for this kind of boring activity can be described as "nonsense, waste of tongue"
For this kind of boring form of the so-called speech meeting, Lin Zimo hates it to the extreme, and he can't understand why the school leaders and school teachers don't have much time to review all day long, and you have to review every lesson every minute and every second, so why do you make this kind of boring to the extreme to talk nonsense and meaningless oath meetings to those old antique leaders in the school? Isn't this a waste of students' revision time? If it is said that students should enter the tense review atmosphere of the high school entrance examination as soon as possible, there is no need for such a fanfare oath meeting, what is the use of always following the routine of the ancient generals who swore to boost the morale of the army when they went out to fight? Fighting a war is different from an exam, although the exam room is like a battlefield, but can this be the same? In the past, when you played Little Japan, you blew the trumpet and rushed forward, can you take an English dictionary and memorize English words for the test when you take the high school entrance examination? This is fundamentally two different things, students need more review time, not a big fanfare, when it is time to enter the tense review atmosphere of the high school entrance examination, students will unconsciously enter this tense atmosphere of the high school entrance examination.
Lin Zimo was already impatient to sit below, and wanted to get up and leave, but the head teacher was standing behind him, and now he couldn't sit still and couldn't walk, so he simply talked about his life ideals in a low voice, He Fan laughed while listening, he felt a little funny about Lin Zimo's praise of going to Haikou.
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More than half an hour passed, and I waited for the principal's sentence, "Okay, today's pledge meeting is over, let's go back to class in order!" ”
"Fuck, I'm almost numb in my ass before it's over." Lin Zimo stood up and patted the dust on his buttocks and scolded.
"Just rub it." He Fan glanced at Lin Zimo disdainfully and said helplessly.
"You come and rub it for me." Lin Zimo said shamelessly.
"you." As soon as He Fan's words came out, his right hand also slapped Lin Zimo's buttocks.
"Holy shit, it hurts!" Lin Zimo touched his buttocks, which was even more numb, and scolded.
When Lin Zimo reacted and wanted to grab He Fan and beat him well, he found that He Fan had run away from his team, and Lin Zimo was now chasing after him without caring about anything.
"Bang" He Fan, who was running in front, had dark eyes, his forehead felt a little painful, and when he looked up, he saw an expressionless face looking at him, and Lin Zimo, who had caught up, didn't dare to breathe, and his eyes looked directly at the expressionless Vice Principal Chen.
"Where's your two's review?" Vice President Chen asked expressionlessly.
The two didn't know how to answer the expressionless Vice Principal Chen in front of them for a while, Lin Zimo and He Fan had never been so afraid of a school leader, but now the Vice Principal Chen in front of him was different from other school leaders, he had a terrifying spirit, since last night's incident made Lin Zimo and He Fan's attitude towards the Vice Principal Chen in front of them have changed dramatically, and the two no longer dare to venture against him.
"What about the review you were asked to write?" Vice President Chen repeated what he had just said.
"In the afternoon, I'm handing it over to you." Lin Zimo looked at Vice Principal Chen's terrifying face and said with a little stutter.
"No, I'll leave it to me after the big recess." Vice President Chen still said with a blank face.
Looking at Vice President Chen's expressionless face, Lin Zimo felt that this person was paralyzed? Or did his wife and children run away with someone? Since I first saw him until now, he has not had more than three expressions on his face, and he has a depressed face all day long, people are not unlucky, and bad luck will stick to you.
Lin Zimo and He Fan nodded, and several school leaders standing on the side couldn't help laughing and discussing when they saw Lin Zimo and He Fan's respectful appearance, each of those school leaders knew Lin Zimo and He Fan, the two of them were notoriously problematic students, and they did a lot of things that made them lose face in front of the students on weekdays, and today they finally saw that someone could subdue the two of them and felt that their good days were coming.
Walking past those school leaders, Lin Zimo glared fiercely at the school leaders who laughed at him and He Fan just now, he is now eager to tear up the mouths of those school leaders and feed them to the dogs, these school leaders are also very gossipy, Lin Zimo used to pass by their office several times to hear them talk in the office about what this teacher is doing at home, that student's family is rich and powerful, don't provoke it, although they are all a few big men who brag and drink tea together on weekdays, But as soon as they are free, their mouths start to gossip, and they are not men when they gossip together.
Those teachers who usually don't have classes in the office, they like to gossip about what car and what room when they have nothing to do, but the students think that they are seriously preparing for the lesson, but in fact, they are not, those teachers have been teaching for many years, and now the content in the textbook has only been changed once for a long time, and it is just a matter of changing the order of the chapters, what lessons do they have to prepare there, and they have long remembered the knowledge in the textbook as the ninety-nine multiplication formula table they learned in elementary school. As long as the teacher does not lose his memory, they can tell it without textbooks.
So those teachers who sit in the office shout that they are tired and tired all day long, and I don't know what they think, do those teachers just want to sit and wait for food like pigs? Those teachers don't change students' homework and change student test papers on weekdays, and those have reference answers for them to change, and there are classes to spend money on the line, anyway, whether students understand or not is not the teacher's business, how easy things are still bitter, the teacher's profession can be said to be the happiest profession without sun and rain, the country supports the country, teachers and those who sell their physical strength, it is simply impossible to compare a day and a place, they are still complaining all day long, teachers are really in the blessing and do not know the blessing! Those teachers who shouted bitterness should really go back to their hometown and plant the fields.
"Rustle, rustle.................." When I returned to the classroom, I turned on the fan, which was the sound, and I didn't know that I thought it was raining.
"Fuck, this fan is so noisy how I sleep!" Lin Zimo scolded impatiently.
He Fan threw a notebook to Lin Zimo, and said helplessly: "After writing the review book, I don't know how I will die if I sleep or not." ”
"Review the book, I won't write it, you can write it for me." Lin Zimo put the notebook on He Fan's desktop with a dead face, and said with a smile.
"Big brother, if I can help you write it for you in normal times, but this time it was Vice Principal Chen who asked us to submit the review book, and you didn't see his expressionless face last night, if he knew that I wrote it for you, you would know the consequences." He Fan slapped the manuscript on Lin Zimo's desktop again and reminded.
Lin Zimo was angry with He Fan, and took out the only pen he had from the drawer, this pen is still a 2b pencil that he usually scribbles on the book when he is bored in class, and he doesn't know what he is drawing, and he doesn't know what he is drawing, and it is really enough to write a review book with a 2b pencil, anyway, Lin Zimo thinks that he can write a review book for a rotten pen and a toilet paper, and the review book is still not crumpled into a ball and thrown into the trash after reading it to the teacher. No matter how good the pen is, no matter how good the paper is, in the end, it is a waste of pen and ink, and a waste of paper.
"How to write it?" Lin Zimo stretched his head over He Fan and asked with a smile.
"I can't help you this time by writing it myself, so let's do it myself!" He Fan blocked his review book with a textbook to prevent Lin Zimo from reading it, and said very seriously.
"Stingy, Lao Tzu wrote it himself." Lin Zimo glanced at He Fan and said angrily.
said that it is difficult to write it by himself, Lin Zimo is usually punished by the teacher for disciplinary violations, what kind of review letter, guarantee letter, letter of repentance, application for punishment and revocation, there are any books, and there is almost no penalty to write a suicide note, but these things are not what Lin Zimo personally thought, either he copied He Fan, or He Fan helped him write it, how easy it is to write now, no matter how many Lin Zimo wrote three big characters on the manuscript paper, "review book", the one behind him did not know how to write, like a giraffe, and stretched his head over He Fan's side to copy the review book written by He Fan, He Fan can't help anyone to let himself stand up to such a brother, just copy it!
"I'm done." As soon as Lin Zimo finished writing, he threw the pen aside, picked up the review book, shook it in front of He Fan, and said in a smug voice.
"What? It's not copying me yet. He Fan glanced at Lin Zimo and said angrily.
"Look, I didn't copy you this time." Lin Zimo slapped the review book he wrote in front of He Fan and said with a smile.
He Fan glanced at the review book on the table, the one in front of him was exactly the same as his own, and he said that he didn't copy himself, he knew that he wouldn't copy it for this shameless guy, and it was really a little different when he looked down carefully, but Lin Zimo, those things were not related to the review, and he was still here to defend himself, but the defense was quite eloquent, He Fan was also drunk, what is this review? Or a letter of justification? But Guan Lin Zimo has what he can suffer.
"Good handwriting!" He Fan slapped Lin Zimo's review book on his desktop, and a few words couldn't help but pop out of his mouth.
"Of course, the words are as they are." Lin Zimo's hand slid over his handsome face and said without humility.
After seeing Lin Zimo's movements across his face and what he said, He Fan felt inexplicably nauseous, and he didn't know what to say for a while, he really had to admit that Lin Zimo's facial features were indeed very exquisite, and his dressing could keep up with the trend of the times, but the more good-looking he was, the more he used capital to say that he was handsome and said that he was a beautiful person, and narcissism would be super disgusting, to figure out that narcissism is not self-confidence and narcissism is also a psychological disorder, narcissism has no temperament and no connotation, If you have capital to say that you are handsome and say that you are beautiful, don't say it easily, if you say it, you will not be beautiful or handsome, and if you make a wish, your wish will be beautiful, and it will not work if you say it.
"I don't know what to say about you!" He Fan looked at Lin Zimo and said speechlessly.
"Isn't it okay for you to just say that I'm handsome or not?" Lin Zimo threw another disgusting eyebrow and asked softly.
"Yes, yes, you are the most handsome in the world." He Fan didn't want to see Lin Zimo's disgusting movements again, and he was not ambiguous at all when he bragged.
Lin Zimo looked at the words on his review book proudly, touched his handsome face and smiled narcissistically, He Fan looked at Lin Zimo now like an innocent little girl, if he was touting him a few words, I don't know if he would become an innocent birdman and fly to the distant sky, and then it is a birdman, you fly slowly, fly to the sky, hit the thorny rose, and accidentally be beaten back to the human form.
"But your writing is very backbone, you don't seem to have it!" He Fan looked at Lin Zimo's narcissistic appearance, and a sentence popped out of his mouth.
"I'm spineless, every time something happens, I'm not the first to rush up!" Lin Zimo became angry when he heard He Fan's words, and said unconvinced.
"Don't get excited, you dare to rush at you, and having momentum doesn't mean you have backbone, right? Let's take the matter of Vice President Chen of the Political and Educational Office last night, did you shout when you were pinched by Vice President Chen, if you were in normal times, you would have scolded his ancestors for eighteen generations. He Fan spread his hands and asked rhetorically.
After Lin Zimo heard He Fan's words, he didn't know what language to refute him for a while, thinking about it, he was also a full of momentum, and he was the first to rush up regardless of the cause and effect of anything, and then he said, if you want to say that you are spineless, it is not completely spineless, in front of people who are stronger than you, it is called the big husband who can bend and stretch, and suffer a little grievance to beg the whole ancient and modern times, I don't know how many people, those who are unwilling to submit to softness are the most stupid, leaving Qingshan without worrying about no firewood.
"I'm a big husband who can bend and stretch!" Lin Zimo paused before blurting out this sentence.
"Lin Zimo He Fan, when are you two still talking outside!" A super disgusting female voice came into Lin Zimo Hefan's ears.