Hee-hee-hap-ha-ho-hop-huh

"Lao Fengxiang will give me saliva." Zhou Zhihong's skin is thicker than mud bricks, and he said with a dead face.

"Fuck off, there's no water!" Lao Fengxiang said angrily.

"Really? Remember when I played with you? Zhou Zhihong began to talk about the past again.

"Okay, Hongye's words are content." Deputy Liu applauded and said with a little stutter.

Other people in the dormitory also applauded, the reason is very simple, the people in the dormitory hate Zhou Zhihong's big mouth, he was named "the first master of the eighth class" and "Hong Ye", he doesn't care about that place all day long, his voice is always the loudest laugh and the most obscene, it all revolves around the games he plays and whether he has underwear to wear today, and he doesn't play as well as the third and fourth grade primary school students, and he takes it out all day long and doesn't know how to write the word shame, his parents really didn't give him the wrong name Zhou Zhihong, Zhihong Zhihong, all day long, only knows that those trivial things are really macro.

Clapping and applauding this move can be described as a thousand-year-old killing, killing Zhou Zhihong's big mouth, studying and living with him for almost three years, only to find out that he was afraid of this trick, since everyone found out that he was afraid of everyone applauding, as long as he spoke, someone would take the lead in clapping and applauding, calling him the first master of class eight.

"Fuck, Hongye is finally gone." Guo Kidney couldn't help but scold.

After the first master of the eighth class left, the dormitory was not quiet, and the singers were still singing out of tune, playing cards loudly and shouting their cards for fear that others would not know that they had a good card, this is the 503 dormitory nightlife has just begun, and the wonderful is still starting one after another.

"Fuck, send away a macro master in exchange for the noise of the whole dormitory." Lin Zimo wrapped his head with a pillow and scolded.

"Zimo, do you want to have a supper?" A white and chubby little fat man walked to Lin Zimo's bedside and asked with a smile.

"Oh, you don't have to eat." Lin Zimo waved his hand and said with a smile.

When I came to school, I ate a little bit, and I finally digested it a little, and now I don't know why, although I didn't eat Chubby's supper, Lin Zimo also felt warm in his heart, even if Chubby gave himself a small grape, Lin Zimo would feel very happy and warm, because it was a love, and the roommates in the dormitory could be said to be half-brothers, and they were considered a family in school.

"It's so late and noisy and noisy will deduct points, hurry up and go to sleep!" The dormitory uncle knocked on the door of the dormitory with a wooden stick in his hand and warned.

As soon as the people in the dormitory heard the uncle's voice, they all put down what they were doing, jumped into their beds and pretended to sleep, and the uncle didn't leave for a while, and the few people who jumped on the bed and pretended to sleep jumped down and continued to do what they didn't finish just now, Lin Zimo sighed secretly, it is estimated that after the morning exercise tomorrow, he will have to stay behind to listen to the head teacher's long-winded dormitory discipline, and everyone in the dormitory will have to run a few laps and write a review of several thousand words.

"Don't be so big, don't play cards, do everything you want to do and go to bed." Guo Kidney was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone and said loudly.

"This kidney has spoken." The four-eyed rooster laughed.

Guo Kidney didn't say anything, because he was wasting his tongue when he talked more, no one listened to him at all, the title of the head of his dormitory was just a false name, he would not do anything but yell at his roommates, everyone in the dormitory rejected him, he also knew but he just didn't dare to say it, he was consumed with others, the dormitory was deducted points for a period of time, he didn't listen to it, he went to make a small report, so that more than a dozen people in the dormitory were punished except for him. He is a complete double-faced, a well-behaved and disciplined student in front of the teacher, and every time he is exposed, he is cheeky and angry at others, just because he loves to brag like this, he has been beaten several times, he doesn't dare to say anything in front of others, he brags badly about others behind his back, and brags all day long, this kind of person deserves to be beaten.

After a while, the dormitory uncle downstairs ran up to warn him a few times, but the "big horns" in the dormitory were reluctant to stop his mouth, and the uncle simply stood at the door of the 503 dormitory after warning a few times, but this still didn't work, and the uncle was angry, so he simply didn't care about it, and directly took the notebook and wrote down the 503 dormitory, planning to hand it over to the principal tomorrow.

It wasn't until one o'clock that the "big horns" in the dormitory slowly became sleepy, they stopped talking, the whole dormitory was filled with the snoring of those "big horns", Lin Zimo couldn't fall asleep listening to their snoring, jumped out of bed and went to the toilet, and when he came back, he fell asleep with a pu fan and fanned it........................

"Doodoo doodoo dot ........................" The annoying wake-up bell rang again and again, the dormitory who used to get up early, took the lunch box to the cafeteria early to eat breakfast, and a few were still slowly brushing their teeth next to the sink, scrubbing the pimples on their faces with facial cleanser.

"Zimo, get up." Guo Kidney walked to Lin Zimo's bedside and pushed Lin Zimo, shouting.

"Hmm." Lin Zimo replied with half-open eyes.

Probably because he went to bed very late last night, Lin Zimo wanted to close his eyes as soon as he opened them, Lin Zimo fell asleep again after Guo Kidney left, and the few people who usually got up late in the dormitory also got up to brush their teeth and wash their faces, and hurriedly dared to go to the cafeteria to eat breakfast with their lunch boxes.

I don't know how long I slept, as soon as He Fan woke up, he heard the morning news of the school, which meant that it was not long before doing morning exercises, and the "big speakers" in the dormitory also got up to wash their faces and brush their teeth, He Fan jumped out of bed and walked to Lin Zimo's bed and knocked.

"Zimo, get up quickly." He Fan also looked like he hadn't woken up and shouted.

"I'll sleep first, I'm so sleepy." Lin Zimo's eyes didn't open, and he said vaguely.

"It's about to be, and I'm going to be scolded by the head teacher again." He Fan yawned and continued to shout.

"Well, you go brush your teeth and wash your face first, and I'll get up right away." Lin Zimo sat up as if he hadn't woken up and nodded.

He Fan didn't say anything more, took a toothcup, toothbrush, towel or something, walked to the sink, and began to wash without hurry.

When He Fan finished washing and put the toiletries back in his place, he glanced at Lin Zimo, he actually fell down and fell asleep again, He Fan sighed, put the toiletries back onto Lin Zimo's bed, and dragged Lin Zimo who was still sleeping up, Lin Zimo was very reluctant to sleep as soon as he was dragged up, He Fan simply pinched Lin Zimo's thigh, and Lin Zimo jumped up and screamed in pain.

"You're sick in the head!" Lin Zimo suddenly sobered up a lot and scolded.

"Brush your teeth and wash your face." He Fan jumped out of bed and pointed to the sink, and said impatiently.

After glancing at He Fan, Lin Zimo jumped out of bed and took his toiletries and walked to the sink to wash without hurrying, He Fan stood aside and looked at Lin Zimo, and he couldn't stand it anymore so he urged Lin Zimo to say a few words, Lin Zimo still did his own thing.

"Big brother, hurry up?" He Fan and the others were impatient, and they were a little irritable and urged Lin Zimo.

"Big brother, it takes time to wash, okay? I woke up early in the morning and urged you to want my life! Lin Zimo spit out a mouthful of toothpaste foam and said angrily.

"I don't quarrel with you." He Fan looked at Lin Zimo with an indifferent expression and said with annoyance.

After brushing his teeth, Lin Zimo wet the wet towel and wiped it on his face, washed it and wiped his neck, He Fan couldn't stand it anymore, he really wanted to rush up and give him two punches to wake him up, others washed up in minutes, Lin Zimo took ten minutes, it was a man who would be impatient to wait, just as He Fan was about to say Lin Zimo, Lin Zimo took the toiletries and placed them in the original place, He Fan couldn't stand it, and couldn't help but step forward to help him arrange them neatly.

"Let's go, so slow touch!" Lin Zimo tapped his collar in the small mirror hanging on his bed and urged.

"Who the fuck is slow to touch? It's not that you got up late, and you didn't put things out after washing, Lao Tzu was kind enough to help you set them up and said I touched it slowly! He Fan was angry and couldn't help scolding.

"Goo goo .................." Lin Zimo's stomach screamed, he touched his empty stomach a little embarrassed, the young man's stomach is the best clock.

"Hehe, go to breakfast or not?" He Fan couldn't help but smile and asked.

"Go, go, go." Lin Zimo quickly responded.

"Let's go." He Fan said with a smile.

Walking to the place where he usually puts the lunch box, He Fan took down his lunch box, took Lin Zimo's and handed it to Lin Zimo, after taking the lunch box, Lin Zimo opened it and looked at it, it was very clean and did not need to be washed, and slowly walked out of the dormitory and looked downstairs.

"Is there anyone else upstairs? Hurry downstairs and the door is closing. The dormitory caretaker whistled and shouted.

"Yes, yes, yes." A boy on the third floor stood out of the hallway shouting wearing pants.

"Hurry up, it's closing!" He Fan stood at the top of the stairs and urged.

Looking at Lin Zimo, who was in a daze under the dormitory, he reacted suddenly, and walked downstairs slowly with a lunch box, even if the female administrator of the dormitory closed the dormitory door, she could easily climb out, and Lin Zimo and He Fan did not do much to climb the dormitory gate and climb the school wall, and they were found to be just carrying a punishment, anyway, they and He Fan also carried a lot of punishments, and it didn't matter if there were a few more.

"Big brother, hurry up, okay? Otherwise, I'll really have to climb the iron gate and go out. He Fan turned around and urged.

As soon as she walked downstairs, the door was locked, and the female administrator of the dormitory had not gone far He Fan stood in front of the iron door and shouted a few times, the female administrator of the dormitory came back impatiently to open the door for He Fan and Lin Zimo, and walked out of the dormitory to look at the canteen.

"No need to eat." He Fan said nonchalantly.

"What if I'm hungry?" Lin Zimo asked like a child.

"I'll go to the classroom first." He Fan smiled and said with an indifferent look.

"I don't want to go up, I want to have breakfast." Lin Zimo said reluctantly.

"Stay here, I'll go up." He Fan smiled faintly and said gloatingly.

Before Lin Zimo could speak, He Fan walked to the teaching building alone with a lunch box, Lin Zimo looked at He Fan who was walking towards the teaching building and followed, Lin Zimo walked behind He Fan and his stomach rang several times, He Fan laughed heartlessly all the way, and finally climbed into the classroom, Lin Zimo sat on the chair and panted as he watched others eat fragrant breakfast, swallowed saliva and touched his empty stomach.

"He Fan, let's go out and buy something to eat, or we'll be starved to death." Lin Zimo pushed He Fan's elbow and pleaded.

"Go yourself." As soon as He Fan sat down, he lay on the table and slept lightly.

It seems that He Fan will definitely not go out with him to buy something to eat now, Lin Zimo kicked the table irritably, a bag of breakfast hung on the hook next to the desk, Lin Zimo picked it up and saw that it was two fried buns and an egg and a bottle of breakfast milk, and it was steaming and fragrant, no need to think about it, Lin Zimo knew that it was the girl who had a crush on him who prepared it for him, under normal circumstances, Lin Zimo would give the breakfast prepared by those girls to the people nearby, but now it is different, and he is still hungry, Lin Zimo looked at the fragrant breakfast and hesitated for a while, then took a fried bun and gave it to He Fan.

"For you." Lin Zimo whispered in He Fan's ear.

"Eat it, I won't eat the love that your admirers give you early." He Fan sat up and said with a smile.

glanced at He Fan, Lin Zimo forcibly stuffed the fried bun into He Fan's mouth, making He Fan almost choke to death, Lin Zimo smiled proudly and threw the breakfast milk to He Fan, He Fan saw the breakfast milk as if he saw a life-saving straw, picked it up and inserted a straw into it and sucked it in a big gulp, Lin Zimo couldn't help laughing.

"Fuck, you're trying to choke to death!" He Fan gasped and scolded angrily.

"I can't stuff your stinky mouth if I give it to you." Lin Zimo picked up a fried bun and took a bite, and said coldly.

Glancing at Lin Zimo, He Fan didn't speak and slept on the table, Lin Zimo was eating fried buns and vaguely heard a burst of girl's laughter, he didn't dare to look in the direction of the laughter, the person who laughed with his intuition was the girl who prepared love for himself early, in case he looked at his eyes and collided with her, it would be bad, Lin Zimo was very hungry now and didn't care about his image, what was the use of his image when people were about to starve to death? began to gobble down a small fried bun, and after eating the fried bun, he peeled an egg to eat.

After eating, Lin Zimo touched his not very full stomach with satisfaction, but there was no way to eat it, it was good, first pad his stomach and wait for a while and then find a way to solve the problem of being full, Lin Zimo took a tissue and wiped the oil on his mouth, and faintly heard the girl's laughter just now, Lin Zimo was embarrassed to get up, so he simply lay on the desk and pretended to sleep, who knew that he really fell asleep while pretending............