Zhu Xiaodan instinctively hugged Ling Feng from behind. In summer, the clothes are thin, and this close-fitting hug has the same effect as not wearing it. Ling Feng flicked forward as if he had been electrocuted, and his mouth screamed "whoa-" like a lone wolf in heat in the middle of the night.

Originally, this sudden direct light was scary enough, but I didn't expect Ling Feng's call for spring to be even more terrifying, so frightened that Zhu Xiaodan collapsed directly from Ling Feng's back.

Fortunately, Ling Feng has a foundation in martial arts, his skills are agile and his reaction is fast, and with a backhand hook, he lifted Zhu Xiaodan up without slipping to the ground. Raising his other hand, the halberd finger roared loudly: "What people! ”

No one answered. There is no sound at all, such as coughing up phlegm, farting, etc. However, the bright light was still shining at each other. This arrogance is too arrogant! Ling Feng was deeply puzzled.

Stung by the strong light, Ling Feng's eyes were temporarily blinded, and after a while, they gradually recovered. When I looked at it, there was no one. It turned out to be just a pair of LED powerful blackout treasures on the wall!

What a false alarm!

It may be that when Ling Feng had just knocked out a dozen street lights, it affected the circuits of nearby people.

Fortunately, the residential area had already fallen asleep by this time, and no one saw them.

Ling Feng picked up Zhu Xiaodan and quickly hid in the shadows and asked, "Where is your home?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan stretched out his hand to block Ling Feng's eyes, and said shyly: "You turn around, don't peek!" ”

Ling Feng couldn't cry or laugh, and threatened: "If you rub it off, I won't care if the street lights come back on." ”

Zhu Xiaodan stuck out his tongue and said, "Then I will command you to go." ”

"Say it!" Ling Feng urged.

"Oh, wait, this black light is blinding, I can't tell the difference between east and west, north and south." Zhu Xiaodan said.

Ling Feng shrugged and said, "Then you think slowly, I'll rest for a while." With that, he squatted on the ground angrily.

Unexpectedly, before his butt hit the ground, Zhu Xiaodan shouted happily: "I have found the direction!" …… Hurry up, lazy! As he spoke, he kicked Ling Feng in the ass.

Ling Feng jumped up like an electric shock and said angrily, "Why are you kicking people's butts? ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "Look at you want to sit down, I'm worried that you won't go, the conditioned reflex in a hurry, don't go to your heart!" ”

"Boring!" Ling Feng muttered hatefully, and then said, "Now that you have found the direction, then you can say it quickly!" ”

"Good!" Without further ado, Zhu Xiaodan hurriedly said, "You go straight forward, and then turn left......"

Ling Feng strode forward. Zhu Xiaodan followed behind him and commanded: "Turn left again...... Yes, yes, further on...... Turn right again, be smart...... Bypass that flower stand again...... Walk straight to the right for 10 meters and turn left ......"

Just as Ling Feng was about to faint, Zhu Xiaodan finally stopped under a building: "It's here." It's easy to find, right? ”

Ling Feng nodded and replied, "It's okay, it's okay." But he said in his heart: "TMD is like a labyrinth, Lao Tzu almost fainted!" ”

The corridor was pitch black, Zhu Xiaodan was secretly happy, and whispered: "I'll open the door in front of me." "After all, walking in front fearlessly is like two people who were timid just now.

Ling Feng was slightly surprised, aren't you afraid that I will peek at this time? When I opened my eyes wide, Zhu Xiaodan had already melted into the darkness around her, and I couldn't tell which was her and which was the wall.

Ling Feng said hastily in his heart: "No wonder you are so fearless!"

The two of them were safe and sound, silently walking a few steps, Ling Feng suddenly asked, "What floor do you live on?" ”

A terrifying scene has appeared!

The originally dark corridor suddenly flashed and became as bright as the morning light!

Ling Feng and Zhu Xiaodan stared at each other expressionlessly, opened their mouths wide, and were stunned for a minute. In the end, Zhu Xiaodan reacted first, squatted down, and shouted: "Oh, you're going to die, the lights in this corridor are 'voice-controlled', why are you so loud?" …… No, you must have done it on purpose! Isn't it?! ”

In fact, it is really said that the reaction is fast, Zhu Xiaodan and Ling Feng are not at the same level at all. Ling Feng was unconscious for a long time just now, and it was really deliberate. After all, although I also saw Zhu Xiaodan's body tonight, it was under the dim street lamp, and it was hazy and I couldn't see it clearly, how could I see it under such a bright lamp now? It's so close, it's much clearer than the island country A movie.

Therefore, Ling Feng had an idea at the moment, pretending to be stupid, and the benefit in exchange was that he was feasting his eyes.

But hearing Zhu Xiaodan say that he was deliberate, Ling Feng was not happy again, and he had to quickly clear up the suspicion. The pervert had to pretend to be tall and dignified on the surface, so he argued: "I've never been here, how do I know it's a voice-activated street lamp?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan thought about it, but he was still angry, and said: "Okay, even if you don't know that it's a voice-activated light at first, but the light is on, why are you looking at me for so long?" ”

Ling Feng cut through and said, "Then why have you looked at me for so long?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "I, I...... I didn't look at you! ”

Ling Feng said: "I don't understand this, since you didn't look at me, how do you know that I'm looking at you?" That's ridiculous, isn't it? Unless ......"

Zhu Xiaodan asked curiously: "Unless what?" ”

"Unless you have eyes on your breasts and buttocks, so you can see me from any side!" Ling Feng laughed.

"You ......" Zhu Xiaodan was furious, and really wanted to run over and kick him to death, but thinking that he was still naked, it was too revealing to show his shadowless feet in Foshan. In desperation, he had to swallow this evil breath, and smiled coldly in his heart, "Let's see!" ”

Ling Feng laughed enough, but he still felt that it was not enjoyable, and added: "The three eyes of the Erlang God, you calculate how many you have, one on the left and right peaks on the top, one on the bottom two petals, my God, you are worthy of two Erlang Gods......"

"Die!" Zhu Xiaodan took out the rubber shoes on the soles of his feet and threw them at Ling Feng, who was trembling with laughter. Ling Feng's eyes were sharp, flashing left and right, and the two rubber shoes swept past without danger.

Originally, if he hit Ling Feng, he could comfort Zhu Xiaodan's almost angry heart a little, but it backfired, Ling Feng was unscathed, Zhu Xiaodan was even more angry, and shouted: "Did you say enough?" Is there an end? ”

Seeing that Zhu Xiaodan was really angry, Ling Feng suppressed his laughter and said, "Enough is enough!" ”

Ling Feng suspected of admitting his mistake, and Zhu Xiaodan didn't give up, turning around and returning to the previous topic: "You just said that I look at you, but don't forget, you are wearing clothes, and I am not wearing them, you say, I look at you and you look at me, are the interests equal?" ”

"Reciprocity." Ling Feng didn't think about it and said

"What? Is this called reciprocity? Zhu Xiaodan was both shocked and angry, and asked rhetorically.

"I have no distractions in my heart, in my eyes, you are not wearing it as if you are wearing it." Ling Feng said.

"I'll you, there's a kind of you standing up straight!" Zhu Xiaodan instigated.

"Just stand, the body is not afraid of shadows!" Ling Feng said, and a standing upright straightened up.

Suddenly feeling a fold below, Ling Feng grinned in pain, looked down and saw that he had actually propped up the tent again.

Looking at Ling Feng's painful expression, Zhu Xiaodan gloated and laughed. Because of the pull back of the game, the face is very proud.

The two were speechless for a while, and were silent for a while. The voice-activated lights went out suddenly. Zhu Xiaodan whispered: "You go ahead, don't speak loudly!" ”

Ling Feng didn't want to waste any more time here, so he obediently walked past Zhu Xiaodan and tiptoed up. Zhu Xiaodan stood up and followed. She didn't feel at ease with Ling Feng, if she continued to walk in front, she couldn't be sure that Ling Feng would deliberately make some noise to turn on the voice-activated light.

Zhu Xiaodan was triumphant about his perfect strategy. Suddenly, the voice-activated lights suddenly turned on again! Zhu Xiaodan instinctively hurriedly squatted down, only to hear the sound of footsteps sounding "oh oh......

Someone is coming downstairs! Zhu Xiaodan's face turned pale and he looked at Ling Feng in panic.