Chapter 8 The Beginning of Miracles

For the city's nightlife, the midnight is definitely not the end, but just the beginning. For example, this main road is full of traffic during the day, and at night, the chengguan accompanies his wife after work, and then it is the world of street vendors.

Along the sidewalks on both sides, there are those who sell rubber bands and headbands, women's bras, counterfeit LV bags, films, chaotic rice balls, and clothes on catties...... And so on and so forth.

The passers-by who come to patronize it are called one after another, which is really the same as visiting a temple fair.

Therefore, when Ling Feng walked out of the alley and saw this scene, he couldn't help but be dumbfounded. Looking back at Zhu Xiaodan, there was no one directly. After looking for a long time, it turned out that Zhu Xiaodan was afraid of being seen, so he had already retreated a long way, and at this time he was hiding in a dark corner, with a sad face, at a loss.

Ling Feng walked up to Zhu Xiaodan and said, "You have a way to spread it, isn't your method just now very good!" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said with tears in her eyes: "I'm out of line." You want to! ”

Ling Feng looked at the bargaining crowd outside, and he had an idea, and he thought about it. Smiled lightly and reached into his pocket...... Empty! Touching it again, as long as he touched all the pockets one by one, he still didn't find what he wanted.

Ling Feng smiled awkwardly and asked, "I have a way!" Do you have any money? ”

Hearing that there was a way, Zhu Xiaodan's heart was full of hope: "I have money!" With that, he hurriedly went to dig out his pockets.

This is really embarrassing, she doesn't have a single yarn on her body at this time, where does she get her pocket? After hollowing out with one hand, Zhu Xiaodan's face suddenly turned red like a monkey's buttocks, and it was even more embarrassing than Ling Feng just now, not to mention that there were cracks in the ground, even if there were cracks in the sky, I was afraid that I would jump into the sky at this time.

"I don't have a pocket,......," Zhu Xiaodan said pitifully.

"I see!" Ling Feng patted his head and shouted.

Zhu Xiaodan was startled, looked left and right, and complained: "You light!" You haven't recruited anyone! ”

Ling Feng stuck out his tongue, and then rushed towards the place where he had just discarded his clothes like a gust of wind.

"Why are you going?" Zhu Xiaodan was puzzled and hurriedly shouted.

Ling Feng's running speed was too fast, and as soon as Zhu Xiaodan's words fell, the person had already disappeared. Zhu Xiaodan had no choice but to fall into anxious waiting......

In fact, it was only a minute later, and Ling Feng ran back, but Zhu Xiaodan felt like he had been waiting for a long day. That kind of mood is actually very understandable, the more urgent the time passes!

When Ling Feng came back, his face was dark and gloomy, and the shrew scolded like a street: "TMD has never seen money in his life? This kind of unconscionable money is also needed, be careful to give birth to a son, cut off the son and grandchild......"

Zhu Xiaodan listened to Ling Feng's scolding, frowned, and said, "What are you talking about?" ”

Ling Feng sighed and said, "Didn't your wallet fall in the pocket of your clothes?" I went to look for it, but the clothes were still there, the wallet was gone, and it must have been a turtle grandson who picked it up! ”

Zhu Xiaodan asked suspiciously: "By the way, I haven't asked you yet, what do you want money for at this time?" ”

Ling Feng pointed to the bustling night market outside, and said dejectedly, "I want to buy you clothes, why don't you leave!" ”

Zhu Xiaodan suddenly realized, but the wallet was gone, and this plan definitely didn't work again, so he couldn't help sighing and said, "Otherwise, I'll still wear your clothes!" ”

Ling Feng was surprised and asked, "Aren't you afraid of stink?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said: "It's all at this time, and there is nothing I can do if I'm afraid of smell." ”

Ling Feng became happy and said, "Say it earlier! As he spoke, he took off his shirt and handed it to Zhu Xiaodan.

Zhu Xiaodan couldn't hold back his retching and put on his clothes helplessly. After a while, when he calmed down, he stared straight at Ling Feng.

Ling Feng asked in surprise, "What's wrong?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan said embarrassedly: "Don't you take off your pants for me?" ”

Ling Feng hadn't thought of this. When I heard that I wanted pants, my face was frightened, I covered my pants, and said in my heart: "I only have one pair of pants, and if I give it to you, won't I also show my stuffing?" ”

Zhu Xiaodan seemed to see through Ling Feng's thoughts, and reminded, "Don't you still have underwear!" ”

In normal times, what is it for a man to show his bottom, right? But not tonight.

Zhu Xiaodan said again and again: "Why not? ”

Ling Feng was taken aback, what he thought in his heart, how could this Zhu Xiaodan know? Ling Feng's forehead was sweating. Ling Feng was embarrassed and said, "It's really not good! It's really not good! ”

Zhu Xiaodan was surprised and asked, "Aren't you wearing it inside?" ”

Ling Feng said, "I ......"

Zhu Xiaodan nodded: "What's so embarrassing about not wearing it?" Say it earlier! ”

Ling Feng was speechless and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Beads of sweat the size of beans are dripping down.

In fact, Ling Feng has a hard time speaking! Just this morning, Cui Niu urged him to get up and put on underwear, but he also made a mistake in his busyness, touched a pair of underwear, and immediately put them on without looking. After going out to the bathroom, I found out that I was wearing Cui Niu's underwear by mistake! What a shame! No wonder I feel that today's underwear is one size smaller, and the hoop below is tight and extremely uncomfortable.

Zhu Xiaodan was so anxious that he stomped his feet again and again.

In fact, Ling Feng must be more anxious than Zhu Xiaodan, this ** moment is worth a thousand gold, isn't it too wasteful to spend it here in vain! Ling Feng thought about it, and finally said in his heart: "It seems that there is only one last trick...... "After thinking about it, he lowered his head and found something on the ground.

Zhu Xiaodan asked curiously, "What are you looking for?" ”

Even if Ling Feng used this last trick, he didn't want Zhu Xiaodan to know, so he grinned and said casually: "Let's see if there is any money to pick up on the ground." ”

Zhu Xiaodan "cut" and said, "Silly hat!" You're going to be whimsical! ”

Ling Feng smiled, stood up, and walked straight out of the alley.

Zhu Xiaodan shouted: "Why are you going? ”

"I'm going to see the beauty!" Ling Feng smiled evilly.

"You...... When is this still looking at the beauty! Dead migrant workers! Pervert! Hum! Zhu Xiaodan was so angry that he scolded, but he didn't dare to speak loudly, although his tone was vicious, but in fact, Ling Feng probably didn't hear a word.

Ling Feng walked out of the alley and deliberately avoided Zhu Xiaodan's gaze. Gently weighing the stones he had just picked up in his hand, he looked at the bright street lamps standing high on both sides of the main road, and smiled coldly.

Suddenly, Ling Feng pushed with both hands, only to hear the "whoosh", and more than a dozen stones flew towards the street lamp. After a crisp sound, the street lights went out. The unsuspecting passers-by jumped up in fright, and then lay down with their heads in their hands, silent and did not dare to move.

The night market, which was as bright as daylight just now, suddenly became invisible. Ling Feng turned around and grabbed Zhu Xiaodan's hand, ran wildly all the way, and quickly crossed the road,

The man lying on the ground, at this time, never dreamed that there would be a fruity beauty slipping under their noses at this time, if they had expected such a good thing to happen, they would have to carry night vision goggles with them to wait for the rabbit. It's a pity, it's a pity! It's useless to walk through and miss, beat your chest and stomp your feet! :))

Ling Feng pulled Zhu Xiaodan to the opposite side of the road, turned a corner, and suddenly a strong light shot straight over, frightening Zhu Xiaodan's face like white paper.