Chapter 1 My name is Yingwu, a professional parrot
Heroic, as the name suggests, is currently a parrot.
Dressed in colorful "clothes" and combed with eclectic hair.
Non-mainstream, kill Matt, wash, cut and blow, that's what he's talking about.
In fact, he can also be very literary and fresh, for example, when the pet store is not sold.
At that time, the shopkeeper's sister always combed his feathers neatly and carefully placed them in the cage at the entrance of the store.
Then he showed a mesmerizing smile: "Today you are worth 50~"
Yes, that little smashes him so low!
In the end, he sold for 20.
He was angry that he had turned into a parrot.
Is it because his name is Yingwu?
Why!
Why let those who are called Gao Play and Yin Jing get away with it!
It's not fair!
Ahem...... Okay, let's not talk about this topic, children can't hold it at all after listening to it.
But if you think about it, what are you afraid of? Man! Can you complain?
No!
You should face the gloomy sky, the inverted dark clouds, the impending storm, and let out a cry from the bottom of your heart!
Cry.
Forgive him, he doesn't know the phrase 'let the storm come harder.'
He only knew that Uncle Andy Lau had sung 'It's not a sin for a man to cry'.
There is an essential difference between this, the above sentence, said by foreigners.
The following sentence is from our country.
Although the body has changed, the nationality cannot be changed.
The color represents the position, and sooner or later this miscellaneous hair will be dyed red.
This is by no means because the red variety is ten times more expensive than him!
Where to find a patriotic parrot like him? Isn't it?
He was bought, and the person who bought him was called Wang Xiaochu, a sophomore in high school.
The family background is ordinary, the study is average, and the appearance is beautiful.
He had very few friends.
When I'm usually bored, in order to live up to my parents' expectations, I always hide at home and play games hard.
I hope to travel to another world, change my face, change the world, just like all teenagers who love fantasy at this age, it is better to have a capable sister.
Belch......
Anyway, in the face of such a teenager, he is not interested in talking to the other party.
However, this teenager is a typical **, nagging him all the way.
"Do you speak? The shopkeeper said that parrots can talk, why don't you speak? Is it because I didn't feed you? Or are you afraid of life? ”
"It's pitiful to see that you're weak, ah, I forgot to ask the shopkeeper if you're male or female."
"Look at your thin and small, you should be a mother, then I'll call you Sakura."
Hehe, Sao Nian, you've watched too many cartoons, right?
You're Sakura-chan! Your whole family is Sakura!
This incident, Yingwu said that he couldn't bear it, and began to introduce himself with feelings.
"My name is Yingwu, the heroic Ying, the mighty Wu."
Wang Xiaochu was surprised: "Can you understand what I said?" No, it should have been memorized by the shopkeeper, just in response to other people's reactions. Listen to the name, you should be male. ”
"Nonsense!" Yingwu suddenly exploded!
"I'm not male! I'm a man! ”
Wang Xiaochu laughed, he was very delicate, his skin was very white, the corners of his eyes were soft when he smiled, and he felt very comfortable.
"The shopkeeper is so humorous, he teaches you this, and the men and men are the same."
All the same? That's because you haven't become an animal......
Yingwu didn't plan to continue, he wasn't sure about Wang Xiaochu's character, he was too prominent, and he didn't know if he would be sent to the Institute of Biology for dissection.
Wang Xiaochu's home is located in Room 111, Building 111, Community 111, look at how festive this address is, and it is destined to be lonely for a lifetime.
And his room, there is nothing peculiar.
On one side of the wall is a poster of Kobe, and on the other side is an anime character, Kinoshita Hideyoshi.
The whole room was a mess, the two packets of potato chips on the table were eaten without losing them, and there was some dust and confetti on the floor.
The monitor glowed, and there was a smell in the room that didn't exist.
Dispirited.
After Wang Xiaochu closed the door, Yingwu found that there was a particularly large photo posted behind the door, which was a beautiful girl.
Sure enough, the "sunshine" is always after the "wind and rain".
"Pretty, pretty." Yingwu screamed in a dry voice, pretending to be stunned.
Wang Xiaochu, the ** guy, really took the bait.
He smiled and said, "This is a promotional photo taken during our class flower games, it's beautiful, right?" The people are also very good, and the academic performance is also very good. ”
Yingwu's eyes rolled, and he called indistinctly: "Communicate, communicate." ”
Wang Xiaochu hurriedly shook his head: "I didn't think about it. ”
Haven't thought about it? Hmph, it's true that you don't have the guts.
"You stay here by yourself for a while, and I'll be back when I'm out." Wang Xiaochu said, holding a cardboard box and walking out.
Yingwu was hung near the window, the sun was warm on his body, clutching the plastic stick, and his eyes narrowed.
It didn't take long for Wang Xiaochu to come back with his head down, and he took out two photos from his arms.
A cat's, a dog's.
Show him in front of Yingwu: "This is my pet I used to have, the dog is called Rhubarb, and the cat is called Xiao Hei." ”
The cat's name is Blackie? I have to admire, this guy was stunned to give a cat and gave it the name of a dog.
"Rhubarb stayed at home for four months, and Xiao Hei stayed at home for six months, and now, it's all gone."
When Yingwu heard it, he was terrified, what happened? Why is it gone? Eaten? That yourself......
Yingwu trembled and said, "You...... Ate them? ”
"Nope." Wang Xiaochu shook his head, self-blame flashed in his eyes, and he suddenly yelled at Yingwu angrily: "What's the matter with you!" ”
Do you blame yourself too much, and you are afraid that others will see you weak and become angry?
Sao Nian, funny brother.
But why should he blame himself? Why guilt? Is the death of those two pets directly related to him?
Could he have convulsions?
Yingwu felt that his life was threatened, and looked at the locked birdcage door, and he was angry.
Originally, the door of the birdcage was not locked, it was a small gate.
Yingwu didn't want to be controlled, so a month ago, he opened the birdcage himself when the shopkeeper's sister was not paying attention.
Spread your wings and fly freely~~
"Ah, fresh air, blue sky, beautiful ...... Burst. ”
He fell to the ground.
Yes, he was in the birdcage for two months, and his feathers were all together, but he didn't fly, and he wouldn't.
The shopkeeper's sister took the opportunity to catch him back to the birdcage and wittily found a lock to lock it.
When he sold it to Wang Xiaochu, he didn't forget to instruct: "You have to lock it well, it's smart, and it will open the door by itself." ”
Really a good shopkeeper, thoughtful service, conscientiousness, and conscience in the industry.
moved Yingwu to tears.
Small ~ ~ smashed.
Just when Yingwu was very fond of the shopkeeper's sister who had been with him for three months, Wang Xiaochu was suddenly stunned.
"Eh, how do you understand me?"
Wang Xiaochu cast an incredible gaze, his face full of shock.
The atmosphere suddenly became weird.
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