Indeed, it's a weird thing.

The initial conversation can also be attributed to the shopkeeper's skill.

But the conversation that follows is like facing a person and being able to pick up at any time.

"You, who are you?" Wang Xiaochu's voice trembled a little.

Are emotions about to get excited? Will it scare people away?

Ying Wuzhi felt a chill in his body, and he was noticed, can he continue to pretend at this time?

If you can't pretend, what kind of attitude should you have towards the other party?

He likes to talk to people, after all, he was once human.

When he was in the pet store, he held back every day, and he could only wait for the shopkeeper's sister to leave, and then he dared to talk to himself alone.

He was afraid to scare people.

The Wang Xiaochu I met now looked pretty good, and he had a pet, so he couldn't help but chat a few more words.

The result was discovered.

Now, do you want to confess?

Or continue to be silent for a while.

Just when Yingwu couldn't figure it out, the bastard Sao Nian covered his stomach and laughed.

"Look at you, you're so scared that you don't move, haha, ouch~ I can't pretend anymore."

It turned out to be a joke! Bastard, bastard! Actually joking on a parrot!

It's the only guy who can do it!

Wang Xiaochu smiled for a while, and then looked at him with a little more curiosity.

"However, you are really spiritual, I listened to my grandfather, some old dogs and cats with spirituality can understand human speech, can you understand it too?"

Hum! was made such a dangerous joke, Yingwu didn't bother to pay attention to him!

He also has pets, and some of the animals that Wang Xiaochu said can understand human speech have also experienced.

But even if you understand it, there will be no such humane communication.

It's too special at this time, and I don't know if it's good or not.

"Are you hungry or not, I'll feed you something to eat."

Wang Xiaochu took out bird food, which was a golden grain of feed that looked similar to malnourished rat droppings.

Do you really want to eat it?

Yingwu was silent.

Under Wang Xiaochu's expectant gaze, Yingwu's left paw stretched out, grabbed a handful, and then threw it at Wang Xiaochu!

"I don't eat bird food! I want to eat! Eat vegetables! Eat meat! ”

Although Yingwu is now a parrot physically, he is still a human psychologically, and some aspects are difficult to accept for a while.

"No! How can you eat, eat meat, eat vegetables! You're not human! Wang Xiaochu felt that the parrot was very unbehaved.

You're not human......

It was as if something had hit him in the heart, and Yingwu was completely blown up.

"Food sovereignty, only war!"

Wang Xiaochu looked at the heroic warriors who were fluttering all over the cage and took out his mobile phone.

Yingwu wilted directly, buddy, don't call the police.

"Hello shopkeeper Yang, this parrot is very strange, it can speak human words, and it can go crazy, is it sick?"

"No, no, don't worry, our parrots here all speak human language."

"......, no, what should I feed it? It doesn't seem to like bird food. ”

"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to say, Xiaoying doesn't eat bird food, you need to take a bowl, put some rice, decorate the food, it will eat, oh, by the way, you need to take it to the toilet, it will be willing to excrete."

"Okay."

Hanging up the phone, Wang Xiaochu muttered unhappily: "Isn't it just an ordinary parrot, and it plays a big name, and it starves you to death if you don't eat." ”

What the? Ordinary?

Yingwu couldn't bear it anymore and said, "You must be scolded today." ”

"Me?" Wang Xiaochu pointed to himself, and saw that Yingwu no longer spoke, and he was not sure whether it was a parrot practicing pronunciation or prophecy.

muttered again: "I won't give you food, so squeamish." ”

Next, Yingwu will never say a word again, he will be despised by the little human being, and if he doesn't give him some skills, how will he mix in the future!

Anyway, it has evolved into a noble parrot now.

He didn't speak, Wang Xiaochu didn't speak, and he just didn't give Yingwu food, and kept staring at Yingwu.

In the evening, Wang Xiaochu said proudly: "You said I was scolded today, where was I scolded?" ”

After saying that, he grimaced, smiled and went to eat, and when he returned, he mysteriously took out a bag of things from his arms.

The bag was wrapped in newspaper, and I couldn't see what it was, and it was stuffed under the bed.

Yingwu despised again and again, what else could a teenager who was in adolescence hide under the bed? Isn't that a broken book?

"Xiao Chu, why haven't you taken out your stinky clothes to wash? Forget it, I'll get it myself. ”

After a while, Wang Xiaochu's mother came in.

Yingwu twisted his neck, and finally, he could show his abilities.

I saw him clear his throat and shout: "Jingjing, I like you, I have been since junior high school." ”

Wow~

clothes, fell to the ground.

Wang Xiaochu's mother slowly straightened up and cast a shocked gaze.

"This, isn't this the parrot that Xiao Chu bought today? How could it say that? Did you hear Xiao Chu say this and learned? ”

Yingwu shouted again: "Jingjing, I like you, it's been since junior high school." ”

This time, the sound of the shower in the bathroom came to an abrupt end.

The TV in the hall was also turned off.

Soon, Wang Xiaochu's father rushed in and saw Yingwu.

Hearing the movement, Wang Xiaochu in the bathroom expected something and hurriedly exclaimed.

"Dad! Mother! Listen to me! ”

However, I only heard Yingwu shout leisurely: "The things behind the door can't be seen by my parents." ”

The couple immediately closed the door, only to see a large photo of a girl hanging behind the door.

The temperature is close to freezing.

The atmosphere was very depressing, and Wang Xiaochu could only be heard crying and shouting: "Dad! Mother! Listen to me, the parrot is talking nonsense, I don't know Jingjing! I don't like to be quiet, Dad, Mom ......"

The couple did not speak, silent and depressed.

Yingwu has a hunch that a war about whether high school students should fall in love will break out soon.

He spread his wings in a very dashing manner, raised his head, and shook it slightly.

"Complete IQ suppression, stupid human."

……

In the living room, Dad questioned Wang Xiaochu very seriously.

"Say, what do you have to do with Jingjing? What a stage of development! ”

Mom persuaded on the side: "Early love is early love, you can admit it, so that your father will not be so angry, say, what's wrong with you and Jingjing?" ”

Wang Xiaochu wanted to cry without tears: "Dad, Mom, don't say it anymore, I want to be quiet." ”

Dad was dumbfounded: "You still dare to want to be quiet in front of me!" It's against you! I won't kill you! ”

"Dad! Father! No! You misunderstood, I want to be quiet, not quiet! ”

"Husband, you should be quiet."

"What should I be quiet? This bastard son should be quiet. ”

"Yes, yes, that's why I want to be quiet!"

"Bastard! You still dare to think quietly! ”

"I ...... Kill me!!! ”

……

The night was dark, and Wang Xiaochu returned to the room in a depressed mood and said nothing.

After a long time, he said quietly: "Three hours, three hours." ”

Yingwu only replied with one sentence: "Food sovereignty, only war." ”

Wang Xiaochu was stunned for a moment, took out the package of suspected vulgar books from under the bed, and held it in the palm of his hand.

Yingwu despised the young man's complaining behavior.

The bag was slowly opened, but no vulgar books appeared.

Instead, there was a bowl in it, and the bowl contained cold meals.

Under the light, he turned his back and said complainingly: "Do you think I really can't bear to starve you, so I will fill a bowl for you in the evening, ready to tease you and take it out again." ”

Forehead...... Boy, can you stop being tsundere next time? Yingwu was speechless.

"Now that the food is cold, I'll help you warm it up."

Seeing that the boy was scolded, he didn't want to lose his temper, but explained to himself that Yingwu was a little embarrassed.

"Although it's a good-for-nothing secondary school student, but the heart is not bad, it seems that there will be no big problems with frank communication, can you finally speak well?"