twelve
The sun at noon in summer is more vicious than the teacher's corporal punishment of students, and the pedestrians on the road wish that Hou Yi would reincarnate again and shoot down this vicious sun in the sky and put it in the big glacier in Antarctica, cool down to remove the fire and put the sun back, so that walking under the sun will not be roasted by the sun and sweat so much.
"It's so hot, what the hell is the weather?" He Fan fanned his face with his hand and said with a frown.
"Yes! The driver turned on the air conditioner. Lin Zimo pulled his collar and said irritably.
"It's already the biggest block, it's too hot what the hell weather." The driver was also sweating profusely and scolded.
Lin Zimo and He Fan in the back row were speechless, the air conditioner was turned on in this ghost weather, as if it was not turned on, this still made people not live, the extremely hot Lin Zimo was about to start complaining again, looking at the sun outside, he couldn't wait to remove it and change it to a piece of ice to dissipate heat, and the taxi driver drove and didn't know what was going on, and suddenly stopped.
"This is fucking bad luck!" The driver got out of the car and lifted the front of the car to lift the frequency cover and cursed.
Lin Zimo, who felt that something was wrong, walked out of the car under the red scorching sun, and saw that the taxi driver was bending down and looking down at the engine in the front of the car, Lin Zimo got closer and saw that the engine was emitting a trace of white smoke, emitting an unpleasant smell of glue, at this time, an idea flashed in Lin Zimo's mind, this car is going to explode, run!
"Driver, this car is going to explode, run!" Lin Zimo said to the taxi driver with a panicked face.
"Blow up the ass! It's the engine burned out! "Driver, don't mess around here, said helplessly.
"You guys take another car! You don't have to pay for the money. The driver waved his hand and said helplessly.
"Oh well! Be careful not to get blown up, call 119 and call the fire brigade. Lin Zimo said very innocently.
The taxi driver was speechless and didn't know what to say, why did he run into such a fool when the car broke down so much today! What a bad luck! The driver took out his mobile phone and made a call, and after hanging up the phone, he was observing the burned engine in the front of the car under the scorching sun, Lin Zimo walked to the back of the taxi and knocked on the window, He Fan slowly lowered the window.
"How?" He Fan asked with a frown.
"The car broke down, get out of the car and hit other cars." Lin Zimo was shot by the scorching sun, and could only frown and talk to He Fan.
"Aang! It's quite far from the school, and there are not many cars back here! He Fan shouted in surprise and said with a frown.
"What ang? Get out. Lin Zimo opened the car door and said angrily.
As soon as he got out of the car, He Fan was sunburned by the scorching sun and a dying vegetable seedling, Lin Zimo was speechless for a while, so he had to help He Fan to rest under the shade of the tree on the side, or He Fan really fainted later, he was not so bullish, he was carrying a tall horse He Fan back to school, and after putting He Fan aside to rest, Lin Zimo stood alone on the side of the road under the scorching sun and waved to the passing taxis, but every passing taxi was carrying people, standing on the side of the road and stopping the car for more than half an hour, fortunately, Lin Zimo played basketball and practiced light-resistant" superpowers".
"Holy shit, what's going on?" Lin Zimo pulled his collar and scolded.
"Let's walk back!" He Fan, who was resting on the side, spoke coolly.
"So far away you carry me?" Lin Zimo walked over and said angrily.
Sitting in the shade of a tree without a cool breeze blowing, it felt worse than death, Lin Zimo simply took off his clothes as a fan, He Fan was also drunk and gave Lin Zimo a roll of his eyes, so he was polite like a little girl fanning himself with his hand, looking at He Fan's appearance Lin Zimo couldn't laugh at the moment, he really wanted to take a good look at the heat on his body now.
"Let's go!" He Fan stood up and said with a relaxed face.
"Let's go!" Lin Zimo gave He Fan a roll of his eyes and said angrily.
"Can't you go?" He Fan looked at Lin Zimo expressionlessly and asked.
"If you carry me, I'll go!" Lin Zimo looked up at He Fan and said as if he refused to leave.
didn't look at Lin Zimo, He Fan strode towards the direction of the school, Lin Zimo scolded and put on clothes with a thick smell of sweat and chased after him quickly, He Fan kept walking forward and didn't look back, Lin Zimo kept chasing after him, and the clothes on his body could squeeze out a bowl of salty sweat for salt water.
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More than half an hour after Lin Zimo was chased by him, Lin Zimo, who was still running behind He Fan, saw the cold drink shop next to the school gate, and overtook He Fan in one breath and ran quickly to the cold drink shop, He Fan looked at Lin Zimo, who was running without a shadow, and ran up quickly.
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Lin Zimo, who was sitting in the cold drink shop and enjoying the cold drink in summer, gradually disappeared a little, looking at He Fan who was panting outside the door, Lin Zimo wanted to go out, but after thinking about it, he still didn't like to come, He Fan gasped for a few breaths and walked into the cold drink shop tiredly, walked to the place where Lin Zimo was sitting and sat down, and saw He Fan coming Lin Zimo got up and ordered a cold drink for He Fan.
"Yours." Lin Zimo handed a cold drink to He Fan and said.
"Why don't you wait for me?" He Fan took a sip of cold drink and asked breathlessly.
"Lao Tzu has been chasing you just now, why should I wait for you if you don't stop? Besides, you walked like a snail, and when I waited for you, I would have been dried into salted fish. Lin Zimo got angry and scolded as soon as he talked about it.
"You only walked like a snail, and you deserved to be dried into salted fish." He Fan glanced at Lin Zimo and said angrily.
"It's hot, don't quarrel with you, so as not to get angry, I'll go back to the dormitory to take a shower first, drink snails slowly, and remember to check out!" Lin Zimo got up and walked out, and said with a smile.
"!" He Fan scolded.
Lin Zimo grimaced at He Fan, He Fan raised the cold drink cup in his hand and was about to smash it at Lin Zimo, but before He Fan could make a move, Lin Zimo ran away, and He Fan, who was drained by the scorching summer sun, had no choice but to put down the cold drink cup and order another cup of cold drink, sitting in the cold drink shop enjoying the air conditioner and drinking cold cold drinks.
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"Ding Ding .................." Lin Zimo stepped into the boys' dormitory and the lunch break bell rang, and several students hurriedly ran back to the dormitory from the teaching building to rest, and the teacher on duty blew the whistle hanging on his chest and shouted "Come back to sleep!" Back to sleep! "It's like making my wife call her husband to go home and sleep, Lin Zimo is also drunk for the teacher on duty who blows the whistle and yells to drive the students back to the dormitory for lunch break, does it have to be so fanfare to sleep?
"What a coincidence to be back!" Lin Zimo couldn't help but curse.
"Zimo is back?" A big fleshy hand slapped on Lin Zimo's shoulder, and then a familiar voice came.
Lin Zimo turned his head and saw that it was the little fat man nicknamed Little Fat in the same dormitory, nodded and asked with a smile: "Was you driven down by the teacher on duty?" ”
"That's right! I was about to take the high school entrance exam, and I couldn't learn more, but I was driven by the teacher on duty all day long! Chubby couldn't help but sigh and said with a smile.
"It's okay, just study hard, it's not a minute or two for him!" Lin Zimo patted Chubby's shoulder and encouraged.
"Yes." Chubby nodded in agreement.
"By the way, why didn't He Fan come back with you?" Xiaopang didn't see He Fan and felt strange Lin Zimo and He Fan are usually inseparable, why is Lin Zimo alone today, and asked with a smile.
"He, I'll be back in the cold drink shop and cold drink outside, I'll go up and take a shower first when the weather is too hot." Lin Zimo answered Chubby's question, and began to complain about the hot weather again.
Chubby smiled and nodded, the smile was very cheerful, sunny and positive, and he didn't feel that the high school entrance examination was approaching his troubles, Lin Zimo also smiled and patted Chubby on the shoulder, he hoped that Chubby could be admitted to his ideal high school, although Chubby's grades in the class have always been in the lower middle class, but a person who works hard for his dream is not a wasted person, plus Chubby is so cheerful, optimistic and positive, and has a few mentalities that can't learn, which can only prove that education is too failed and can't be saved, is not like the so-called genius students in the eyes of those teachers who frown all day long doing difficult math, chemistry, and physics problems; It seems that the brains of the top students only have quadratic functions, chemical formulas, and Newton's first laws in their brains and lives, but in fact, they almost don't need these in life, and they learn so much and waste brain power and energy, as long as you understand that 11=2 will not be deceived when you go out to buy groceries.
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Before he walked into his dormitory, Lin Zimo heard the "big horns" in the same dormitory blowing loudly on the stairs, and one was more fresh and refined than the other, and Lin Zimo just wanted to say "You can be a salesman, otherwise you will waste such a good tongue." "Walking up the stairs and wanting to walk into his dormitory quickly, his front foot was just about to cross the door of 504, and a basin of black laundry water splashed out of the 504 dormitory, fortunately, Lin Zimo hid quickly, otherwise he would have been hit.
"Who did they splash?" Lin Zimo stood at the door of 504 angrily and scolded.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" A frightened apologetic voice was heard from the 504 dormitory.
"Zimo go back and take a shower and sleep! It's just a joke. Xiaopang patted Lin Zimo's shoulder and said with a smile.
Glancing at the kid who splashed the water, Lin Zimo walked into his dormitory angrily, as soon as he entered the dormitory, all of his roommates didn't go to bed, and his posture was strange, noisy, fighting, making trouble, and shouting like crazy, only in the toilet, five or six people were piled up in a toilet, and the brothers who stood in front of the faucet and then flushed the water pipe to the people in the toilet were the most happy, and they were all washed by the cold water.
"I'm coming." Lin Zimo took off his clothes in two or two clicks, kept a pair of underwear, and rushed to the toilet, shouting.
Before Lin Zimo rushed into the toilet where five or six people were crowded together, the brother who was holding the water pipe spraying cold faucet water in his hand turned the head of the water pipe to Lin Zimo, and the cold faucet water shot on Lin Zimo's body made him feel cool for a while, but the water pressure was too high to rush Lin Zimo couldn't move forward, and in desperation, Lin Zimo picked up a basin next to him to block the water sprayed and ran into the toilet.
"Hahaha, it's time to make you feel refreshed!"
The faucet water sprayed out of the water pipe sprayed on Lin Zimo and the others, and bursts of coolness penetrated into the heart, invading every inch of everyone's skin in the toilet, like volcanic magma, the heat was extinguished, and bursts of coolness surrounded the body, without the summer heat, everyone in the toilet felt very refreshing and relaxed.
"Don't wash it, you guys play slowly!" Guo Kidney shook the water on his body like a water dog and said with a smile.
The brother standing next to the faucet holding the water pipe didn't want him to go, he raised the water pipe and shot it at Guo Kidney like a high-pressure water gun, the water shot out of the water pipe was like a mad dog scurrying around Guo Kidney's body, and he screamed, and several other brothers who had stayed in the toilet and had washed enough also took advantage of the chaos and ran out one after another to change into dry clothes and sleep, leaving Lin Zimo alone in the toilet.
"Why are they all gone?"
"They're all gone, Zimo, I'll help you rush!"
"Hurry up and die of heat!"
As soon as the words fell, the water shot out of the water pipe scurried around Lin Zimo like a mad dog, but the mad dog made of this water left a burst of heart-penetrating coolness on Lin Zimo's body, and the heat on his body slowly washed away with the faucet water sprayed out of the faucet.
"Brothers, I'm back!" The door of the dormitory was kicked open, and He Fan walked in with a large bag of snacks and shouted.
"It's time to eat." He Fan put his things on an empty bed and said with a smile.
As soon as the foodies who couldn't sleep on the bed heard that there was something to eat, they didn't even wear slippers and jumped off the bed, looked at the snacks on the empty bed with their eyes, and ran towards the snacks quickly.
"Eh, don't go!" Lin Zimo walked out of the toilet and shouted.
"Haven't washed it yet? I'll wash with you. He Fan took off his clothes and only had a pair of underwear left, and said with a smile.
"What are two big men bathing? Isn't it disgusting? Lin Zimo said angrily.
"Cut!" He Fan glanced at Lin Zimo with disdain, and said disdainfully.
At this time, Lin Zimo had already picked up the water pipe and aimed it at He Fan's body, the water in the water pipe rushed out like a mad dog, He Fan suddenly felt refreshed, the cold faucet water hit the hot skin, not to mention how refreshing, just when He Fan was enjoying it, Lin Zimo began to spoil, Lin Zimo turned the head of the water pipe to He Fan's underwear, and the strong water pressure on He Fan's underwear rushed He Fan's underwear to his feet at that moment, and as soon as the underwear fell, He Fan immediately lifted it up and stared at Lin Zimo.
"Do you have a hole in your brain or is it sick? Are you psychopathic? It's time to see a psychiatrist! He Fan became emotional and scolded.
"I didn't mean to." Lin Zimo looked aggrieved and said pitifully.
"Ghost Believe!" He Fan glanced at Lin Zimo and said angrily.
The group of foodies in the dormitory who were still frantically sweeping the snacks that He Fan brought back, they didn't notice what was going on in the toilet at all, they were now chewing their eyes and looking at the snacks in the shopping bags on the empty bed, and they still had time to watch what was going on in the toilet, as long as they were not careful, they would be eaten by others on the empty bed, and it was enough to watch them eat, one by one, they were gluttonous like cats smelling fishy, However, in this kind of fully enclosed boarding school where students are kept as pigs, it is normal for students to see snacks outside like vicious dogs grabbing food.
Lin Zimo screwed the faucet to the maximum, and rushed it from head to toe against his hot body, a burst of refreshment swept through Lin Zimo's body, picked up a towel to wipe off the water droplets on his body, He Fan took the hose and flushed it on his body from head to toe over and over again, after drying his body, Lin Zimo wrung out the towel and hung it back in place, feeling refreshed.
"I don't wash it, you wash it slowly." Lin Zimo said with a smile on his face.
As soon as the words fell, a powerful and powerful water flow rushed towards Lin Zimo's lower body, and the weak underwear was always unable to resist the impact of the strong water current, and collapsed with one blow, He Fan couldn't help laughing, Lin Zimo blushed like a monkey's butt and quickly pulled up his underwear, and looked at He Fan who was laughing viciously.
"You've got water in your head?" Lin Zimo glared at He Fan and scolded.
"Hahaha, look at Lin Zimo's ass leaking!" He Fan laughed heartlessly and shouted.
None of the foodies in that group turned their heads to look, because the snacks He Fan brought back were more tempting than Lin Zimo's buttocks, and now they only focused on the bag of snacks He Fan brought back and didn't pay attention to whether Lin Zimo's ass was black or white, even if He Fan shouted and broke his throat, no one would turn his head to look, they were all foodies, he only knew how to eat, the ideal of foodies was far away, everything was to eat, nothing was more important and tempting than eating, before He Fan could laugh, Lin Zimo quickly took off most of He Fan's underwear, He Fan's white ass was exposed.
"You're laughing! It's called a tooth for a tooth, you know? Lin Zimo tightened his underwear and laughed.
As soon as he pulled up the half-dropped underwear, He Fan picked up the water pipe and aimed the direction of the water pipe head at Lin Zimo's ass to the maximum and rushed his ass hard, but Lin Zimo's underwear was dragged by him like a piece of kraft candy, and he couldn't rush it down, so He Fan could only turn the direction of the water pipe head to Lin Zimo's face, and Lin Zimo hurriedly covered his face with one hand and pulled his underwear with the other hand.
"I won't mess with you! I'm going to sleep. Lin Zimo took a towel and walked out of the toilet quickly to wipe the water on his face and begged for mercy.
glanced at Lin Zimo with disdain, He Fan began to entertain himself and sing pop music again, the singing surrounded the entire dormitory, the most important thing is that he was out of tune, if the original singer heard him sing his song like this, he would have to commit suicide, but the people in the dormitory didn't say anything to sing, anyway, he also ate other people's things, eating people with soft mouths and short hands, and then talking about the unpleasant place in the future, he picked up the water pipe in his hand and shot twice at his bed, so he didn't have to sleep.