The hot rice was placed in front of him, and Yingwu looked at the terrible grains of rice, the dishes that he couldn't eat, opened his mouth, chewed and ate slowly, without making a sound.

Next to him, Wang Xiaochu stared strangely, ordinary parrots like to grab food with their claws and eat wildly.

However, the parrot in front of him gently swallowed a grain of rice.

Or tear off a trace of meat, chew it slowly, and be as elegant as a noble gentleman.

He didn't find it strange, on the contrary, he felt that it was normal, because Yingwu's performance was strange enough.

When he finally finished eating, Yingwu asked for a tissue, lowered his head and wiped his mouth clean on the paper.

He doesn't like to call his mouth a beak.

"I know you have a question, just ask."

Wang Xiaochu was already eager to try: "Who are you?" Is it really a parrot? ”

Yingwu didn't raise his eyes: "It's absolutely true, you can slap yourself to see if it's a dream." ”

Syllable.

Yingwu's tail is cocked, and he really fights......

"It's really not a dream!"

Wang Xiaochu rubbed his face, not knowing what to think, and suddenly asked nervously, "...... you Are you a goblin? Or, female ghosts? Or, fairies? ”

Yingwu's wings twitched: "I'm a man!" ”

"It's really not a woman dressed as a man?" Wang Xiaochu had a strong expectation in his eyes.

"What? Do you want to film the Legend of the White Snake or the love of people and ghosts, or the Seven Fairies descend to earth? You've watched too many TV series! ”

"Why not?" Wang Xiaochu looked disappointed.

"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a refiner." Yingwu's face was serious, he would never admit that he had tried cultivation and almost ruined his brain.

"Then why are you able to understand people? Isn't it a special existence? Isn't it because you have magical abilities? Moreover, I just bought it back. Wang Xiaochu didn't want to believe that these were just coincidences.

"Dear, because you only have 20 in your pocket! Don't think I didn't know that when you first entered the store, you kept staring at that 200 stupid red hair. ”

"I didn't know you were special at the time."

Wang Xiaochu scratched his head embarrassedly, but quickly widened his eyes again.

"You're really, really, really not here to help me?"

Form 2! Sure enough, it's the second in the middle!

Wang Xiaochu's tone was simply saying, "I'm the protagonist, won't you come to help me?" ”

Can you do it again? I won't help anyone.

"I don't have special abilities and can't help you."

Yingwu shook his head.

"I know, you must need me to help you collect special materials, and then you are willing to give me special abilities, I can exchange them for equal value." Wang Xiaochu's eyes lit up.

Yingwu shook his head helplessly: "Child, don't dream, I don't have those abilities, even if I have, I won't ask you to help me collect them, I don't see what you have at all." ”

"Won't you help me?" Wang Xiaochu was extremely disappointed.

"It's not that I won't help you, but I don't have the ability to help you...... Yingwu paused, and suddenly said lightly: "Even if I have the ability, I won't help you." ”

Now, I should be dead.

"Then why do you understand people? He can also speak human words. ”

Yingwu shook his head, sighed melancholy, and fell into deep thought.

It took him a long time before he raised his melancholy gaze, looked at the moon outside the window, and talked serious nonsense.

"Actually, I was an experimental subject of the National Biological Research Association, and they gave me a drug called HIV......

"Wait, isn't HIV AIDS?" Wang Xiaochu asked.

"Ahem, AIDS is the HIV virus, and I am an HIV drug, which can promote brain development and improve intelligence, so it opens up the language function of my cerebral cortex and allows me to talk to people."

"Originally, my mission was to be used as an intelligence agent for future wars and to obtain information."

"However, because my brain capacity is too small, after developing the dialogue function, I can't develop other functions, so our parrots are all abandoned and have to be destroyed centrally."

"I escaped in all odds and ended up in your hands, and in your eyes, I am special because you have not been in contact with me."

"But in the institute, I'm just a very ordinary one."

"They have trained a black cat with a high IQ, and they have named it Zheng ...... Forgot. And dogs. ”

"And cooperate with the Institute of Physics to transmit human brain waves back to the Cretaceous dinosaur, or back to the Paleolithic ape-man."

"And on the trees, and on the python."

"All of the above have a human mind, just like me."

Yingwu raised his head embarrassedly: "How is it?" Shocked, right? Do you have a fantasy war of the future in mind? ”

"Well, I only think about the animal world and people and nature." Wang Xiaochu said.

"Anyway, that's the case, don't go around saying it, I don't want to be arrested back to the institute." Yingwu fluttered his wings in a matter-of-fact manner, indicating that he was quite afraid.

"Okay, I'm not going to say that." Wang Xiaochu nodded.

"Really, you can't say it?" Yingwu was skeptical.

Wang Xiaochu nodded seriously: "Only fools believe this, don't worry." ”

"Did you believe it?" Yingwu asked.

"I believe it."

……

Yingwu was speechless: "Because you are a fool?" ”

Wang Xiaochu shook his head: "Because my life is already a mess, even if you say that you are an angel with broken wings in the next second, I will believe it if you want to test my qualifications." ”

Seeing Wang Xiaochu glance at his side, Yingwu ruthlessly shattered his last illusion.

"Don't worry, I'm not an angel, I'm just an ordinary parrot who understands human speech."

Wang Xiaochu suddenly wilted like an eggplant.

He threw himself on the messy bed in frustration, took a comic and read it for a while, threw it away irritably, and swiped the novel with his mobile phone.

After a while, I turned off the computer irritably and turned on the computer to play games.

After half an hour of playing, he turned off the computer.

I turned off the lights and lay in a dark room, with my eyes open, looking at the ceiling, in a daze.

The moonlight hit him, reflecting a faint sadness from his pupils.

"I'm so helpless."

He spoke suddenly, in a quiet room, softly and clearly.

"My parents only value grades, forcing me to study, I want to become a machine, I am a human being, I don't care about my feelings at all, except for reading, life is meaningless?"

"Those classmates in school are too, talking about boring and childish topics every day, isn't that a little? What does it mean, I really don't bother to talk to them. ”

"Other things have always annoyed me, I feel so powerless."

Listening to Wang Xiaochu's sudden complaints, an image that was not liked by his classmates and always went to and from school alone, and he didn't praise it when he returned home, so he had to immerse himself in virtual worlds such as games and animations, and he jumped on the paper.

Yingwu ignored it and continued to comb his hair.

Don't say it, without the care of the shopkeeper's sister, I just feel a little uncomfortable.

"Why do they have to help others make up their minds? If you can read, it's good, if you don't read, it's bad, my grades are average, but am I bad? ”

"Why do you always have to talk to your classmates about innocuous topics, so they can't be more mature and have something meaningful?"

Well?

Yingwu cocked his tail, glanced at Wang Xiaochu, shook his head slightly, and from Wang Xiaochu's tone, he read full of rebellion and disease-free**.

Obviously longing for the approval of others, but not doing something that others agree with.

Guys in this state really don't want to pay attention to it.

You must know that this is the age when teenagers like to look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and they have to hold back two tears without any.

He was also so sentimental back then.

Youth.

Yingwu continued to comb his feathers.

"Yingwu, they are not satisfied with what I do, what do you say I should do?"

Feeling Wang Xiaochu's earnest gaze for help, he pointed at the wall with heroic kindness.

"Crash to death."

……

The early morning air is good, but unfortunately it can't smell.

Wang Xiaochu, a dead otaku, slept directly until noon the next day, thanks to the fact that the summer vacation had not yet passed.

As soon as he saw him get up, Yingwu immediately expressed his dissatisfaction.

"Boy, you're not kind, you don't eat breakfast, I'm hungry for hours! Again, food sovereignty, only war! ”

"Next time, I'm not going to say I like to be quiet or something, let you try something more powerful."

Wang Xiaochu stretched, nodded in a daze, didn't make the bed, and went to wash in slippers.

It's really a sloppy person, it's hard to like it.

After eating, Wang Xiaochu took Yingwu and prepared to return the bird food.

As soon as I went out, I saw a little Lori in a red floral dress on the green grass, kicking the air sullenly.

Little Lori's name is Qiao Yangyang, and because her parents run the only supermarket nearby, not only people in the community know her, but people outside the community also know her.

Little Lori is ten years old this year, quite cute, with a double ponytail and baby fat, which makes people want to go up and pinch it.

Even with a little frown now, it's too cute.

"Yangyang, what's wrong with you? Playing here? Wang Xiaochu ran over with a smile.

Seeing that it was Wang Xiaochu, Xiao Lori immediately hugged his waist, as if she had found a safe haven, and called sweetly: "Brother Xiao Chu." ”

Squatting down, Wang Xiaochu found that Yangyang's eyes were red, and he was taken aback: "What's wrong?" Who bullied you? ”

Yangyang lowered his head and didn't say a word.

"Look, who bullied you? Tell me, brother will help you get revenge! Wang Xiaochu patted his chest.

Yangyang still didn't say a word.

She didn't speak, and Wang Xiaochu couldn't help it, so she asked helplessly: "Did your classmates bully you?" Don't be afraid, I'll help you, will they call you Grandma? Isn't it those two naughty bags? I'm going to find them! ”

"No, Brother Xiao Chu!" Little Lori dragged Wang Xiaochu tightly and didn't let him go.

"If not, who do you say?" Wang Xiaochu squatted down again.

Yangyang lowered his head, and his voice was as thin as a mosquito: "I did something wrong and was scolded by my mother." ”

"Really?" Wang Xiaochu didn't believe it much.

Yangyang's eyes widened and he nodded vigorously.

"And what did you do wrong?" Wang Xiaochu asked again.

Yangyang lowered his head: "Can I not say it?" ”

Wang Xiaochu wiped the crumbling tears on Xiao Lori's face, gave her a smile, and didn't ask again.

This is someone else's family affair, Yangyang is young, and it is normal to do something wrong, who didn't get a few scoldings when he was a child?

"Huh? What a beautiful parrot! Little Lori's gaze finally fell on Yingwu, who had always wanted to be invisible.

Yingwu trembled, he didn't want to be noticed by the child, but he was still noticed.

"Can I play with it?" looked at Wang Xiaochu as if pleading.

"Don't!" Yingwu couldn't help it and called out directly.

Wang Xiaochu was stunned: "Why?" ”

(Author: It's June 1st again, do you want to celebrate the holiday, friends?) ）