Start checking the host's physical condition!

Retina locked!

Connect the nerve center!

Turn on custom teaching mode!

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Bu Qingyun slowly opened his eyes and felt the buzzing of his head, it seemed that he had hit it lightly! Looking down and seeing the hospital gown he was wearing, Bu Qingyun couldn't help laughing and said: "If you don't die in a big disaster, you will have a blessing in the future!" "Bu Qingyun is such a heartless person, the impact of the explosion at that time is equivalent to the power of a bomb explosion, so close to Bu Qingyun is only a lower leg fracture, a large area of abrasions on the back, even the doctor can't help but call it a miracle!

"Qingyun, have you woken up?" Zhang Jun, who pushed open the door of the ward, looked at Bu Qingyun who was sitting on the hospital bed and was excited, and hurriedly gave Bu Qingyun some nutritional products that he had just gone out to buy.

"Well, I'm fine!" Looking at her haggard mother, Bu Qingyun asked, "Mom, how long have I been in a coma?" ”

"You've been in a coma for three days!" Zhang Jun hasn't slept well at all in the past three days, and he's all taking care of his son! "The homeroom teacher of your class is too much, you were injured at school, but I didn't come to see you, or Xiaoxi came to see you!" As soon as he thought of this, Zhang Jun felt angry in his stomach.

"Mom, I'm fine. Look at your dark circles are boiled out, hurry up and go home and sleep, I'm fine alone! Bu Qingyun looked at her tired mother and persuaded her to go home and rest.

Zhang Jun touched his face, after all, as a woman, he still loves beauty, looking at his son Zhang Jun, who has nothing to do, he said: "Then I'll go back first, remember that you have to rest a lot!" And finish eating what I brought! With that, he opened the door and left.

The bored Bu Qingyun took his mobile phone and began to watch the animation, and there were bursts of ** laughter in the entire ward!

Mo Xiaoxi came to the door of Bu Qingyun's ward with the nutritional products she bought in her hand and sighed slightly, she didn't know why she came here! Although the two are childhood sweethearts, they are destined to not intersect. Well, I'm here to thank Bu Qingyun for saving me when I was a child......

I mustered up the courage to gently push open the door of the ward, and watched Bu Qingyun lying quietly on the hospital bed, and Xiaoxi calmed down a little! She doesn't want to face Bu Qingyun in a sober state, it's too perverted!

Looking at the sleeping Bu Qingyun, she looks delicate, her small hair is messily sprinkled on her forehead, and her eyelashes are longer than some girls', and she looks a little cute! "How nice it would have been if we had been kids!" Mo Xiaoxi stared at Bu Qingyun and sighed, thinking of when he played with Bu Qingyun when he was a child, he said that he wanted to be Bu Qingyun's wife, and Mo Xiaoxi's face was hot.

Looking at Bu Qingyun's slightly thin lips, Xiao Xi realized that he wanted to kiss him, and shook his head hard to suppress the evil thoughts in his heart. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't suppress the evil thoughts in my heart, and I secretly looked at the corridor, but there was no one!

"Anyway, I kissed him when I was a child, and I gave him my first kiss, so I should be fine if I do it again!" Mo Xiaoxi comforted himself and said, the justice in his heart is gone! Slowly leaning down and approaching Bu Qingyun's lips, Bu Qingyun's heavy snort made Mo Xiaoxi's face even hotter! Gently touched Bu Qingyun's mouth, Mo Xiaoxi shrank back like an electric shock, patted his chest, opened the door and fled!

She didn't see that the moment she went out, Bu Qingyun's closed eyes opened, touched her kissed lips and muttered, "I'm sorry, Xiaoxi!" Forgive me for deliberately alienating you, I don't want you to be hurt......"

Bang bang bang......

There was a dense heartbeat, and it sounded like a drum! Bu Qingyun touched his heartbeat that was beating faster and faster, and couldn't help but say: "Bu Qingyun, you are really depraved, you can become like this after being kissed by Xiaoxi, I look down on you!" ”

Just when Bu Qingyun was thinking of a solution, a cute voice sounded in his head, "The host's physical abnormality has been detected, and the spirit storage space is opened!" Then Bu Qingyun passed out, lying motionless on a white hospital bed, looking like dead!

"Mom, I'm scared to death!" Bu Qingyun closed his eyes and danced in a white space, just now he seemed to see the moment of the destruction of the earth!

When he opened his eyes and looked at this strange place, he felt as if he was in a pure white space, with only a purple chip-like thing standing above his head!

Bu Qingyun cautiously shouted, "Hey, is there anyone?" All around were empty, only Bu Qingyun stood here alone, lonely and devouring him little by little.

"Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat, slow goat, soft, red wolf, gray wolf, don't look at me as just a sheep, green grass because I become more fragrant, the sky because I become bluer, white clouds because I become soft......" Bu Qingyun began to sing Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf loudly, and began to dance alone!

It seems that there is no neuropathy, and the author thinks that he is excluding the loneliness in his own body!

Just when Bu Qingyun was playing high, a purple slap slapped to Bu Qingyun's head at a lightning speed, and then we saw the birth of the gymnastics world champion, split-legged side flip and body 7200 degrees! The action is picturesque......

Boom! Bu Qingyun was slapped on the wall and smashed out a human-shaped pit! Looking at the wall that recovered instantly, Bu Qingyun couldn't help but touch his body, it didn't hurt at all! Where the hell is this?

"Could it be that the host this time is an idiot?" A cute voice resounded in this space, although it was scolding, but looking at Bu Qingyun's intoxicated expression, it was not good to say anything, he was really cheap!

Click, click! Bu Qingyun saw that the purple chip on the top of his head suddenly began to change, "Transformers?" Nima is obviously a girl! A dazzling purple light flashed and blinded the merry eyes of Bu Qingyun.

What a powerful aura! Bu Qingyun, who had his eyes closed, felt a very powerful qi that made him tremble, even Sakura had never put such a huge pressure on him.

I felt like I was about to be wet with sweat, so I reluctantly raised my head and opened my eyes to take a look! Bu Qingyun felt that he was dyed and resurrected by 100,000 volts, and the one in front of him was a girl! There is no reality at all, and the most delicate computer can't draw a smile from the person in front of you! Beauty, beauty to the extreme, it will become a demon, I'm afraid that if you don't sit still, Megumi Yanagishita will be obscene once! This woman's going out will definitely cause a world war, Bu Qingyun covered her nose, although there was no bloodshed, but she still felt a sense of weakness!

"Forget what you earthlings can bear!" As soon as the words fell, I saw a soft light shining on the woman in front of her, Bu Qingyun felt that the powerful pressure on the woman was gone, and now she looked like a woman who had brought disaster to the country and the people! I don't have the urge to die before!

"There are really angels falling from the sky! Beauty, who are you? Where is this? Bu Qingyun looked at the girl in front of her, her soft purple hair was curly, full of tension! The body is dressed like the light armor worn by women in anime, and it instantly reflects the bumpy figure!

"Please call me 7028 eumpire! We're in the inner space of the chipset in your brain! For you, we are the borrowers......" 7028 began to introduce Bu Qingyun.

“7… 70… 28 is such an awkward name! Can you change the name? ”

"I don't have the right to change my name on my own!" 7028 said coldly, but the cute voice made people feel very warm when they heard it!

"Can I change your name? Is it okay to call Zixin? Bu Qingyun looked at 7028 expectantly.

There was a look of resistance on 7028's face, but he nodded!

"Ahem, Zixin! What's the deal with overnight stays? "Bu Qingyun is now anxious to figure out what happened to him!

"It's the same as saying that the fallen leaves on your earth return to their roots, and the stay of the set chip means that it recognizes you......" Zixin said embarrassedly, did she really want to recognize the disgusting man in front of her......

"Haha, does it mean that I will be your master in the future...... Burst! Bu Qingyun said excitedly, he probably guessed that he was their master, but he didn't expect to be slapped on the wall by Zixin when he just said it.

"Disgusting man, Jihua has recognized you, I haven't agreed with you yet! You scum with only five combat power! Zi Xin looked angry and secretly sighed at the recklessness of the chip!

Don't play like this! Bu Qingyun said with a sad face: "Little one knows, Zixin, when I just came in, I saw the scene of the destruction of the world, what's going on?" And will we have an impact on the reality of me here? ”

"That's a subconscious reaction deep in your brain! Staying here will not bring any negative impact to the ** in reality, here is your spiritual body, this is the best place to cultivate! You won't feel pain and the time outside is also 1:3, so you can practice with confidence! ”

Bu Qingyun touched his chin and suddenly realized, no wonder he felt that a back figure when the world was destroyed just now felt very familiar, it turned out to be Ultraman! "Huh? What to cultivate? What is this episode? ”

"Scumbag! Cultivation is something that everyone has to do, by tempering their bodies to make themselves break through the limits and fly to the sky, they can do anything! The Microchip is the proudest work of our Dapra Constellation! It seals all the wisdom and knowledge of our constellation! Zixin looked at Bu Qingyun, who looked like an idiot, and said proudly.

"Then why did you come to Earth?"

"Beep, I can't answer if I don't have enough permission!" Zi Xin's pupils dilated all of a sudden, and she returned to normal in an instant! "What did you just say?"

"I didn't ...... Nothing! Bu Qingyun looked at Zixin and knew that it was like this several times!

"I decided that I would do whatever I wanted in the future! I didn't expect that I could become a strong person even if I was a step forward! Hahaha! Bu Qingyun laughed wildly, it seems that he didn't wipe the toilet in vain, hahahaha!

"IMHO! Although it is possible that you may become a cultivator, please take a look at your body data! Zixin waved her hand, and an amethyst screen suddenly appeared in front of Bu Qingyun.

Health: -50

Brawn: -100

IQ: 180

Emotional Intelligence: 15

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Summary: I didn't expect to see the most disgusting scumbag in history! If you have a girlfriend, please take care of it, please let me go and vomit first......

The corners of Bu Qingyun's mouth couldn't help twitching, "Can I dismantle it?" ”

"Seeing your situation, have you decided that you still want to continue cultivating?" Zi Xin asked with a serious face.

"Of course!" Finally, when he encountered an opportunity to become stronger, how could he easily let it go!

"It's almost time, you go out! I'll call you to practice on time tomorrow! Zi Xin waved her hand and disappeared! Only Zixin was left alone and sighed in place!