Chapter 1 The toilet exploded, and the water flooded the gold mountain
"There are many secrets in the world that cannot be touched, but those who are chosen have to devote themselves to a cruel fate even if they don't want to know, and then yes, I am the chosen one......" Bu Qingyun said affectionately as he looked at the sky with a wistful face.
"Huh~ It's disgusting! You see it's the pervert in Class 3 again, I heard that he talks to himself every day and says something inexplicably disgusting. The two girls who had just come to the rooftop to rest for a while saw him with goosebumps all over their bodies and hurriedly ran away.
"Cut, how can ordinary people understand the great essence of anime!" Bu Qingyun looked at their backs and said disdainfully, and after speaking, he closed his eyes tightly and put his hands together and prayed to the heavens.
"O God! Please give me a three-dimensional cute girl, Amen! This is what Bu Qingyun does every day, although it looks like an idiot in the eyes of others, but Bu Qingyun's "I like" defeated everyone!
"Hmm, the scent of white peony!" Bu Qingyun moved his nose and smelled a refreshing fragrance of flowers. In fact, it is better to say that it is a floral fragrance than a woman's fragrance! Bu Qingyun opened his squinting eyes.
The black hair is draped around the waist, a baby face makes people feel pity, and Joan's nose is slightly wrinkled, looking like a little Lori next door, provided that you ignore her height of 1.75 meters!
Bu Qingyun covered his eyes with a wail and said bitterly: "Mo Xiaoxi, why is this? Did you grow up eating GMOs? Why should you put on a Lori face when she's a strong woman, woo! ”
"Step Qingyun! Why is there an extra Detective Conan on the blackboard? Isn't it a good thing you've done? Mo Xiaoxi looked at Bu Qingyun, who was sad and angry, and gritted her teeth and said, she is the person in charge of this blackboard report! Making a blackboard newspaper every day makes her write her homework until more than two o'clock in the middle of the night! I didn't expect to be ruined by a Conan!
There is only one truth!
Bu Qingyun pushed his eyes and said, "This time, I also participated in the blackboard newspaper of our class!" Are you going to take away my last pleasure? Woo, you have such a ruthless heart! Bu Qingyun cried with a handful of snot and tears.
"You...... You're mad at me! Mo Xiaoxi raised his foot and kicked at Bu Qingyun, it would be difficult to dispel the anger in my heart if I didn't hit him!
"No...... Don't! Ah, help! "Poor Bu Qingyun was beaten like a sandbag by Mo Xiaoxi! Otaku + anime control + war five scum + single dog is step Qingyun.
"Woo, I'm too weak!" Looking at Mo Xiaoxi, who had a comfortable face, his heart cried.
"Go to Lao Lu to report in the afternoon, you look good when you are late!" Mo Xiaoxi looked at Bu Qingyun, who was lying on the ground gasping, and showed a little devilish smile.
Damn, I have to clean the toilet again! Bu Qingyun thought with hatred in his heart, but still showed a bright smile on his face and said: "Yes, the little one knows, congratulations to the mother!" ”
Looking at Mo Xiaoxi's back, Bu Qingyun clenched his fist, I will definitely become stronger, and when the time comes, you will beg for mercy in front of me, wow quack! Every day when I was beaten by the end of Xiaoxi, Qingyun felt deeply tired in my heart, who called us childhood sweethearts, this is just to let her!
Bu Qingyun relied on these excuses to successfully live to this day! Although it's a waste of wood, it has a small strong life!
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"Mom, I'm back!" I opened the door and shouted to my mother who was cooking, and then rushed to the room to watch the cartoon, which is a habit that Bu Qingyun can't move!
"Qingyun, you're in your third year of high school and you're about to take the college entrance examination! What will you do in the future if you watch anime every day? Zhang Jun opened the door and looked at Bu Qingyun, who was staring intently at the computer screen, and said worriedly.
"Well, that's it! It's a little funny, I will definitely be able to get into a good university if I study hard! Bu Qingyun waved his hand to signal his mother to leave it alone, this is really not Bu Qingyun's big words, although his academic performance is at the bottom of the class, but his superb memory gives him the ability to remember it, and it is really easy to be admitted to a good university, but Bu Qingyun uses it to memorize the lines in the animation and not use it for studying!
"Wow, this girl is amazing!" Bu Qingyun looked at the girls in the anime, her eyes were straight, and she had big white legs and little black silk in a miniskirt, it was really great to be born in this era!
Three hours passed, during which Bu Qingyun only ate once, and sat on a chair to watch anime the rest of the time! "Hey, hey, hey, this girl looks like Xiaoxi!" Bu Qingyun watched the anime characters comment.
"Hey, what did Xiaoxi say to me when she left? Why can't you remember? Anyway, let's go and get rid of it first! Bu Qingyun, who walked to the bathroom, suddenly thought of the sentence that Mo Xiaoxi said when he took out his brother's drainage: "Go to report to Lao Lu in the afternoon, you look good when you are late!" ”
After being silent for a few seconds, Bu Qingyun put on his shoes and began to run to school. I don't even know if my pants are wet!
"Oh, it's you again, Bu Qingyun, don't you take me seriously? The toilet is almost your home, and it's all up to you to beautify! Lu Qinghua looked at Bu Qingyun in front of him and said with disdain, he once bluntly said to Bu Qingyun: "I pity you for being able to stay in our class just because of your garbage appearance, remember this!" ”
"I'm sorry teacher!" Bu Qingyun's nails pierced into his flesh, but he didn't feel pain, there was only infinite anger! In this class, he is the most unloved student by the teacher, and whenever someone makes a mistake, he always becomes the man who carries the blame, and can only swallow the grievances in his stomach.
"It's good to know, go clean the toilet! Teachers' toilets should also be cleaned carefully! Lu Qinghua threw a mop and a broom to Bu Qingyun and admonished! Although the Bu Qingyun in front of him has lowered the promotion rate of his class, but he can still get the title of Labor Glory Class by letting him clean the toilet, and he may become the director of teaching because of his good management of the class!
found a ball of paper and rolled it into two paper balls and stuffed it into his nostrils, Bu Qingyun looked at the dirty boys' toilet and felt bitter in his heart. I started to pick up a mop and clean, although it was to clean the toilet, but the girls' toilet can also be cleaned! Hehe, Bu Qingyun, who thought that he could go to the girls' toilet openly, was happy for a while! But I can only clean the girls' toilet after school, and I feel a pain when I think of the first time I cleaned the girls' toilet and was scolded by the girls out of the women's toilet.
"Isn't this our little prince of toilet cleaning? Sent out to clean the toilet again? A boy laughed presumptuously behind Bu Qingyun's back.
Wang Qiang, a martial artist who only knows how to use brute force! With well-developed limbs and a simple mind, his favorite thing to do is to find trouble!
Seeing that it was Wang Qiang, Bu Qingyun hummed reluctantly. The situation is stronger than people, and you let a scumbag Bu Qingyun challenge the captain of the basketball team is completely an egg hitting the earth - looking for death!
"Upset to see me? Have you forgotten my fists again? Ahh Wang Qiang felt annoyed when he saw Bu Qingyun's bland reaction, opened his mouth and spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground, asking Bu Qingyun to wipe it clean.
Biting his lip, Bu Qingyun used a mop to clean the phlegm on the ground. Why were you born in this world? I want to go to the anime world!
"That's right!" Wang Qiang patted Bu Qingyun's face, hummed a song, and peed comfortably!
Watching Wang Qiang leave, Bu Qingyun gave a fierce middle finger, "God, can you send an angel to help me?" Bu Qingyun looked pious, of course there was no movement!
An angel falling from the sky can only happen in fiction!
Hey, hey, I heard the school bell ringing, and there was a sly laugh from Bu Qingyun, you guys hurry up! I'm going to heaven, I licked my lips and looked so evil in the sun!
Pushing open the door of the girls' toilet openly, Bu Qingyun seemed to have returned to his own home, it was so comfortable!
Looking at everything in the women's toilet, Bu Qingyun said: "This is the paradise of otaku!" Speaking of which, I would like to thank the donkey! ”
"Wash, scrub, scrub, oh! I rub I rub, oh oh! Humming a tune-changing song in his mouth, Bu Qingyun began to work hard! If there is a girl here, she will definitely scold "perverted!" ”
Whew, the sun sets. Bu Qingyun wiped the sweat on his head, looked at the new women's toilet and laughed: "If Xiaoxi sees it, she will definitely fall in love with me, hehe!" ”
Pick up the mop and broom, and the target - the female teacher toilet! This is also Bu Qingyun's favorite place to do, basically all the female teachers of Hongfeng High School will be relieved here, including Bu Qingyun's favorite English teacher Zhao Xiangrong! He is a college student who graduated from a normal university, only 23 years old, and he is the dream lover of all students in an intellectual and decent dress! The plump figure is even more yielding, and Qingyun can't stop in English class!
"Hehe, I'm here!" Bu Qingyun walked into the teaching building, and the moment he just entered, a thunderclap sounded! The sky, which had been dyed red by the setting sun, turned black like ink! It's a pity that Bu Qingyun didn't know all this.
Smelling the smell of the female teacher's toilet, Bu Qingyun said happily: "The Sprinkle family has not worked in vain in this life!" "It's not as bad as the smell in the student toilet, and the teacher's toilet is a toilet, so it's also the best to clean! In particular, the smell of perfume on the female teacher fills the toilet, and the fragrance is fragrant!
Pushing open a door, Qingyun began to stroke the toilet seat, and drooled while touching it! "Hehe, I'm the happiest!" Bu Qingyun has reached the stage of terminal illness! It's simply an invincible metamorphosis in the universe!
"Hey, why is there a sound in the toilet?" Bu Qingyun touched it and heard a very rapid sound of running water coming from the toilet! The speed sounded very fast, Bu Qingyun stared at the inside of the toilet, and there was a crack at the bottom of the toilet!
Bu Qingyun secretly said that it was not good, and when he was about to turn around and run away, there was a loud noise! A ferocious impact slammed Bu Qingyun into the wall, and he couldn't pick it off!
"The toilet is blown up, and the water is flooding!" This is the most beautiful view that Bu Qingyun saw before he lost consciousness! If you dream like a phantom moon, if you are a flower!
The unconscious Bu Qingyun didn't see that in the turbulent water, a thing that emitted purple light, similar to a computer chip, flew into his head strangely!
The sky is beginning to clear, and the wheel of fate is beginning to turn slowly!