Chapter 29: Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
In the blink of an eye, two hours passed.
Wang Xiaochu, who had been busy, finally straightened up, wiped his sweat, and shouted at the empty campus in relief.
"Knot~Bundle~It~"
In the office building, Yingwu, who closed his eyes and recuperated, raised his eyelids and glanced at them, and then closed his eyes again.
"Don't make a fuss, there's still half there."
Wang Xiaochu ran over panting, his short sleeves and pants were wet with sweat.
grabbed the corner of his shirt and wanted to take off his shirt, but Yingwu snorted solemnly.
"Pay attention to the image, don't take off your clothes indiscriminately, which protagonist have you ever seen who has nothing to take off his clothes?"
Wang Xiaochu thought about it and made sense.
"It's slimy, let's go back to the shower." Wang Xiaochu's heart is like an arrow.
Yingwu pointed to the grass that was still half left: "It's already done 50 percent, don't give up halfway, hurry up, we can go home early." ”
Wang Xiaochu shook his head: "No, this is contracted by me and Chu Lengren, I only need to do fifty percent, and I have fulfilled my promise." ”
It seems to make some sense......
However, Yingwu said solemnly: "You should change the analogy, if you and Chu Lengren contract a statue, and you don't carve half of it, you think that your part is complete......"
Wang Xiaochu nodded: "Yes, I have already finished carving my part." ”
Yingwu shook his head: "But is it useful?" Is a half-finished statue also called a statue? It's still a scrap, are you pointing at someone else to buy half of your statue? ”
Wang Xiaochu: "......"
"So, let's go and get rid of the other half."
“……”
Wang Xiaochu was stunned for a long time, and frantically carried out a variety of thinking calculations in his mind.
The more he thought about it, the more he realized that Yingwu made sense.
But then he will have to do more than his share.
This is not right, there is a feeling of being exploited by the capitalists.
"Uh, what happens if I don't finish the other half?" Wang Xiaochu decided to explore the answer directly.
"Oh, it's basically nothing, your head teacher just blames Chu Lengren, it may be possible to praise you by the way, or you can still be at the same table together." Yingwu came to the result.
The corners of Wang Xiaochu's mouth twitched: "Since it's not me who is to blame, you may praise me, and you can also be at the same table, so why should I get rid of the other half!" ”
Yingwu touched his chin with his wings, like, this is a problem......
"Go back! Ignore you, what bad idea are you guys playing? ”
Wang Xiaochu grabbed Yingwu and walked towards the school gate.
Yingwu struggled, looking at the neat and tidy school, there was only a small area overgrown with weeds, and he only felt extremely uncomfortable.
He hurriedly said to Wang Xiaochu: "Don't be in a hurry to leave, I have a high opinion." ”
Wang Xiaochu still didn't stop: "Say." ”
"You see, this is the result, we can look at the other outcome, what if you get rid of this last point?"
"What will happen?" Wang Xiaochu narrowed his eyes.
Yingwu smiled inscrutablely: "You guess." ”
"Die!" Wang Xiaochu circled Yingwu's neck.
"Don't pinch! Don't pinch! ”
Wang Xiaochu let go of his hand, Yingwu twisted his neck, and said excitedly: "You think, when you report to the teacher after you finish, the teacher will definitely think that the two of you have done it together, right?" ”
Wang Xiaochu nodded: "She didn't know that I did it alone, so she wouldn't praise me, so we want to leak secrets?" ”
"Do you want to be praised by the head teacher?" Yingwu was surprised.
"Uh...... I still don't want it, it feels weird. Wang Xiaochu shook his head.
"Therefore, in front of the head teacher, we have to hide our merit and fame, and she is not aware of it. However, Chu Lengren didn't have any labor, he knew that you did it alone, and he also completed his share, and he didn't say it, think about it, what would he be moved to be? ”
Looking at Yingwu's meaningful eyes, the corners of Wang Xiaochu's mouth twitched, and he didn't dare to think about it.
He suspected that Yingwu's next sentence would be a strange line like a personal promise.
As a result, Yingwu said with burning eyes: "As soon as Chu Lengren is moved, maybe he will customize a parrot headset for you!" ”
Wang Xiaochu: "......"
Well, Wang Xiaochu was wrong.
He examined deeply, when did his mind begin to become corrupted?
"Hey, why don't you stop? As long as you get rid of that meadow, you can make a bosom friend with the same interests, and moreover, you are also a local tyrant friend! Save a lot of money! ”
"I'm not interested, I just think he's more interesting than others, but I haven't thought about being friends with him." Wang Xiaochu walked out of the school gate without looking back and went to the bus station.
"Don't, it's good to have friends, the last time the comic con was no friends, you couldn't find anyone to borrow money to buy tickets, not to mention a local tyrant, as soon as the local tyrant was happy, you even saved the ticket money." Yingwu spared no effort to persuade.
"You're trying so hard to get a parrot headset, right?" Wang Xiaochu snorted coldly, took out two yuan, and looked at the bus coming in front of him.
"NO, NO, don't get in the car, go back and get rid of that piece of grass, as long as you get rid of it, even if you don't buy me headphones."
Hey?
Wang Xiaochu looked at Yingwu with a tangled face in surprise, this guy could actually give up his favorite parrot supplies in order to get rid of that piece of grass for him......
This is not scientific!
"What the hell do you have in mind? You can't be so concerned about things that don't benefit you. Wang Xiaochu expressed serious doubts.
Seeing Wang Xiaochu stop, Yingwu's black eyes suddenly narrowed.
"Nothing is impossible, I just want to help you make good friends......"
Wang Xiaochu smiled coldly: "If you don't tell the truth, I will put you in Xiaohong's cage and be Xiaohong's companion." ”
Yingwu frightened: "Let me go, I'm just a child." ”
"Tell the truth."
Yingwu shrugged: "I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. ”
……
At night, Wang Xiaochu, who had taken a bath, curled up on the bed and laughed.
"Obsessive-compulsive disorder...... Ahh ”
Yingwu ignored Wang Xiaochu's smile and said lightly: "Laugh, laugh, isn't it normal to have obsessive-compulsive disorder?" ”
"It's not normal at all." Wang Xiaochu shook his head.
"Copy your homework, that's a lot." Yingwu gave him a roll of the eyes.
When it came to homework, Wang Xiaochu suddenly thought that he hadn't copied his summer vacation homework, got up tiredly, and threw himself in front of the desk in pain.
At half past ten, Wang Xiaochu, who had been tossing for a day, finally finished copying the dragon and snake.
When I picked it up, I saw that the words I wrote really had the majestic momentum of a calligrapher.
None of them are recognized.
"Wild grass is probably like this~"
He nodded with satisfaction, and the calligraphy realm was about to catch up with the doctor.
He threw himself back on the bed and muttered, "I'm so tired today, I want to sleep." ”
Yingwu saw that the time was not early, turned off the computer, and said, "I will also go to sleep, tomorrow I will see the last bit of grass that has not been removed, your head teacher will definitely go crazy, and he will not spare Chu Lengren." ”
"No, the old witch doesn't have obsessive-compulsive disorder, he won't be treated like this." Wang Xiaochu didn't look worried at all.
"Why not? According to psychologists, everyone has different degrees of OCD. Yingwu said.
"If you don't believe me, prove it to me." Wang Xiaochu looked at Yingwu funny.
"For example, there are many novels that will leave a suspense at the end of each chapter, and then it will be gone, and your heart will itch, you feel that you can't read enough, and it is very uncomfortable, forcing you to want to send the author a blade, which is also obsessive-compulsive disorder."
Wang Xiaochu hummed softly: "Whatever, I just want to sleep well and then welcome a better tomorrow." ”
Ignored, Yingwu snorted unhappily.
"You guy...... If I were to write a novel, I would be going to break the chapter here and force you to death this obsessive-compulsive disorder. ”