Early the next morning.

Had breakfast and went out.

Yingwu repeatedly failed to parachute in the community.

Wang Xiaochu refused to spare his shoulders to let it land.

Say nothing to keep it from going to school.

Yingwu asked him why.

He asked rhetorically what a parrot was doing at school.

Yingwu said to learn knowledge.

He asked the parrot why he wanted to learn.

Heroic and frank in order to invade humanity.

Wang Xiaochu said that for the sake of human life, health and future, Yingwu is resolutely not allowed to go to school.

Yingwu also said that as long as he could go to school, he would give up aggression against all of humanity.

Wang Xiaochu said that the happiness of all mankind cannot be pinned on liars.

Yingwu said that as long as he was allowed to go to school with him, he would make all mankind happier.

Yes, this is a great talk about the future and happiness and well-being of all humanity and all parrots.

It is a deep heart-to-heart communication between the earth and two species.

It is also a feast that hits the trend and hits the soul.

Be...... Belch......

"Go back! Don't come with me to school! If you go, you're going to pit me again. Wang Xiaochu complained.

"Oh no, I'm not going to cheat you, you're not my father." Yingwu patted his chest.

"I don't have a bastard son like you!"

"It's like you have a wife."

No matter what Wang Xiaochu said, Yingwu just won't go back.

"I'm not by your side, you will become a passerby in an instant, in order to complete the redemption mission successfully, I have to watch you, you must know that I have gambled on dignity and pride, otherwise what do you think I am doing with you to school."

Heroic and righteous, impartial and selfless.

Shameless! Isn't it just boring and panicked at home?

Wang Xiaochu secretly slandered.

When the bus came, Wang Xiaochu glanced at Yingwu, who was still hovering over his head, and patted his shoulder angrily: "Come up." ”

Yingwu landed urgently, returned to his familiar shoulder, gently grabbed Wang Xiaochu's collarbone, and swayed up and down with the amplitude of walking.

……

At the gate of the school, Wang Xiaochu once again warned Yingwu: "Don't go around talking to girls that I'm GAY, don't you hear it, I'm not so despicable as to rely on this method to deceive girls' attention." ”

"Sizzle~ I have a bad heart, don't scare me, you can't attract girls except for this method." Yingwu clutched his heart.

"If you can't attract it, you can't attract it, and when I want Su Kexin to believe that I'm not GAY, I'll make it clear to her, even if I'm no longer interested in me, I can't deceive people."

Yingwu said he was frightened.

"Teenager...... Your light of justice penetrates into my dark and obscene mind, and it can't be better, please let me be sure that you are not joking! "Heroic and solemn.

Seeing Wang Xiaochu's murderous gaze, Yingwu was moved.

It's true!

Wang Xiaochu really had this kind of thought.

Is this stupid and cute, or stupid enough?

It should be from the admiration of the internal organs, or cast a gaze at the pen.

"Are you going to make all the hard work I've done for you go to waste?" Yingwu felt that it was a pity.

"I didn't think there would be that kind of development." Wang Xiaochu said.

Yingwu put a wing on his face.

Wang Xiaochu looked at it like this and said, "Don't look angry......

"I don't want to see that piece of weed, don't be sentimental."

It turned out to be obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Wang Xiaochu shrugged awkwardly.

……

The morning self-study on the first day of the new semester is actually a place for chatting, after all, I haven't had a single class.

Those who have not made up for it do not understand the new content, and those who have made up for it are not bad for this early self-study.

Therefore, Wang Xiaochu found a good excuse not to read.

No one was surprised that he had Yingwu with him, after all, according to yesterday's performance, this guy has trained parrots to the point of obsession.

For Yingwu and Wang Xiaochu, it saves the trouble of being asked.

As a result, as soon as he lay down and was about to make up for his sleep, he was woken up by Su Ke's beautiful voice.

"Aren't you going to give me back your summer homework?"

Wang Xiaochu hurriedly took out his homework and gave it to Su Kexin, along with his own.

"Here you go."

Su Kexin took it: "By the way, the head teacher asked you and Chu Lengren to go to the office." ”

"What's the matter?"

"It seems to be about that weed, the head teacher seems to be quite angry, saying that it is only half done, anyway, you just go to the office."

Really.

Wang Xiaochu and Yingwu glanced at each other.

patted Chu Lengren, who was at the same table: "Let's go, let's go to the office together, you are in danger." ”

In the corridor, Chu Lengren glanced at the weeds that were still half unpulled outside, and asked lightly, "You weeded yesterday?" ”

Wang Xiaochu nodded.

"Didn't I tell you not to get rid of it?" Chu Lengren frowned slightly.

Wang Xiaochu shook his head: "That's not good, as a man, even if you promise the old witch, you will definitely do it." ”

Yingwu was speechless, Wang Xiaochu was so arrogant, it was really not the right time to be arrogant.

Gotta help him.

He cleared his throat and said, "Chu Lengren is a tablemate I won with great difficulty, I can't let him slip out of my hands just because he refuses to work!" ”

Wang Xiaochu's whole body froze.

Chu Lengren was also stunned, glanced at Yingwu, and asked lightly, "Is your parrot repeating what you said before?" ”

Wang Xiaochu covered his face sadly: "Didn't you believe it?" ”

Chu Lengren quickened his pace: "Idiot." ”

Wang Xiaochu grabbed Yingwu, glared at him and asked him in a low voice, "What are you doing?" ”

Yingwu: "Help you, you can't be arrogant when making friends, you should say what you think in your heart." ”

"Why should I make this friend of him!"

"Boy! You have already made up your mind to break the line of Bai Fumei Su Kexin, we can't lose the line of befriending Gao Fushuai anymore, although he is shorter than you, he is still rich and handsome. ”

"Ahhh You gold-worshipping bird! ”

Yingwu retorted: "The old man helps you, but you don't even want to do discipline, you get cheap and sell well!" The old man's words just now are at least +1 favorability. ”

Wang Xiaochu is about to go crazy.

"Don't take it as an example!"

"Don't worry!"

There is only one middle-aged teacher with black glasses in the bright office.

Maybe it's the troubles of menopause, she has been coming early.

"Report!"

"Come in!"

Wang Xiaochu and Chu Lengren came to the head teacher: "Teacher, are you looking for something for us?" ”

"Yes, about yesterday's labor ......" The afterglow of the head teacher's eyes suddenly swept to Yingwu, and he immediately asked unhappily: "Why did you bring the parrot to school!" ”

The head teacher was very emotional, and it seemed that he was in a bad mood today.

However, Wang Xiaochu finally completed his part of the labor, but Chu Lengren ......

He glanced at Chu Lengren and found that he had his head down, as if he was ready to bear the wrath of the old witch.

I just don't know if it's really done well, or if it's pretending to be for face.

However, he relaxed and said to the head teacher very calmly: "Teacher, the parrot is not the point, let's discuss the point first, you want to talk about the meadow, right?" ”

The head teacher glared at Wang Xiaochu impatiently, nodded, and didn't get angry, she was not so rigid as to let Wang Xiaochu throw away the parrot immediately.

"Explain to me yesterday, are you going to fight against me on the first day of school? Have a comment about my arrangement? ”

The head teacher was very angry and took off his glasses rarely.

Wang Xiaochu felt that it was necessary to sort out the responsibility before the old witch went crazy, and then who should be scolded and who should be scolded.

You can't start a group ridicule like this, it's immoral.

Wang Xiaochu has made a plan, at this time, as long as he says that I have removed half of the grass, I will definitely be able to get rid of the relationship and responsibility.

Yingwu on his shoulder narrowed his eyes, and from Wang Xiaochu's flickering gaze and body language, he had a premonition of what Wang Xiaochu was going to do next.

This time, Yingwu decided to really help Wang Xiaochu.

Yesterday, he watched how hard Wang Xiaochu worked.

What a price to pay in order to make friends.

This expectation cannot be disappointed.

Patting Wang Xiaochu's ears, Wang Xiaochu turned his head and also saw Yingwu's determined eyes.

Knowing that having Yingwu pretend to repeat his words at this time would be more convincing than his own description of the hardships of weeding.

So, he nodded to Yingwu.

Finally, can he also have a positive image?

This moment, I have waited too long.

Yingwu took a deep breath, imitated Wang Xiaochu's tone and said: "Hmph, I don't weed, just let Chu Lengren weed stupidly, I heard that half of it was removed, hum......"

Wang Xiaochu listened. Tears of grief were shed again.

When I went back, I slaughtered the parrot and stewed it and drank it!