Chapter 003: Press to the ground
Oh my God, there really are knives! It's still the sharpest nine-star knife in the world!
Jiang Feng was stunned, his two big goldfish eyes stared at the bright treasure knife in front of him in a daze, and his brain was blank.
Oh my god, someone really has a knife.
At this time, the ninety-seven beautiful passengers were also dumbfounded.
Hey, I wanted to play with the beauties and have fun, but I didn't expect to play with myself, and I regret it, I really fucking regret it. But what is regret? Let's think about how to deal with this group of difficult beauties in front of you right now.
At this moment, his head was no longer blank like just now, although he was still staring intently at the cold and shining sharp knife in front of him, but his head was running rapidly, rapidly mobilizing every brain cell.
Although Jiang Feng is not good-looking, he is definitely a man who is not panicked and in distress, and he is also a wise man who is resourceful and sees tricks, and he is also a gentleman who is full of words.
"Hey, uncle, aren't you clamoring to borrow a knife, why, don't you take the knife yet?" Molly shouted loudly, very relieved, and felt that the time had come to raise her eyebrows.
Jiang Feng didn't answer, let alone take the knife, just looked at Molly in excitement with an expressionless face.
Seeing that Jiang Feng didn't react, Molly didn't give up and continued to attack: "Hey, hurry up, you can't let us do it for you, right?" You know, you do it yourself, it's called self-harm, and no one can control it. If we do it for you, the nature will change, it's called a crime, and the police will take care of it. β
"Pink pajamas" is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and then coaxed: "Yes, take the knife quickly, anyway, you have to be knifed, sooner or later, it's better to be knifed early, and finish early." β
"Hurry up, let's finish it early."
Suddenly, a beautiful woman shouted, "Sisters, let's all applaud and cheer up this warrior who is about to attack him, okay?" β
As soon as the voice fell, the cabin "Wow! Wow! Wow! There was a sea of applause.
Time passed in "tick-tock" "tick-tock" nine seconds and nine seconds.
Jiang Feng, who is known as Zhiduoxing on weekdays, although he keeps using his brain for a second, he still has nothing to do in the face of the thorny problem in front of him. Since he couldn't dismantle the trick for a while, he didn't think of a good explanation, and in the face of the group of coaxing girls in front of him, he could only pretend to be naΓ―ve, grinned his already big mouth, and smirked.
He smirked while wondering if he would obediently turn around and walk off the plane, or should he bite the bullet and resolve the crisis in front of him?
"Hey, take the knife, don't hesitate, you probably don't know yet, right? The knife in my hand is the fastest and fastest knife in the world, it will never drag a grain of mud with a drop of water, and by the time you don't feel the pain, the battle will be settled. β
Jiang Feng still didn't answer, because he hadn't found the wording to compete with each other, so he could only smile lightly at the "goose yellow swimsuit".
"Goose Yellow Swimsuit" had a spring face, and while spreading the sharp knife on the palm of his hand, he asked triumphantly: "Alas, did you make us open our eyes when you started, or did you make us close our eyes?" β
Jiang Feng hadn't thought of a way to get out of the crisis, so he had to delay time in a funny way-
"Well, I don't have any requirements, whatever you want, anyway, all the people present are adults, it's not strange to see how much, if you want to see it, don't be modest, just watch it, see enough; If you haven't had the chance to see that play, don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. As the saying goes, after this village, there will be no such shop. Therefore, I implore these girls, who are still not fully ripe, to keep their eyes wide open. However, then again, whether to watch it or not depends on the guts of the beauties, after all, this is a bloody scene of a white knife entering a red knife. In order to take care of all aspects, I have a kind suggestion, the bold beauty can open her eyes to see enough, the timid, I think it is better to close your eyes, so as to save yourself from terrible nightmares at night. β
"Hey, respected Uncle Yiyan Jiuding, don't delay your precious time, we don't have nightmares at night, don't worry about it, it's really salty and don't worry about it. What you have to worry about now is whether you can take this flight or not, and think about how you can do it to solve it quickly. β
"Goose Yellow Swimsuit" is really a not simple character, he suddenly put away the spring color on his face, and while talking seriously, he slowly stretched out the cold knife in his hand to Jiang Feng.
Just as this "horror blockbuster" was about to kick off, the cabin suddenly fell silent, and the girl who had been coaxing just now stopped coaxing. Women are women after all, they are more or less scared, they know what is going to happen next, not just to tease the lips, but to bleed like a lot, to ...... Although they had not seen the horrific scene with their own eyes, they could all imagine the horror of the scene.
To pick up the knife, or not to take the knife?
If you take the knife, then there is no way back. If you don't take the knife, you will lose face.
No! The knife can't be connected, the man doesn't have that thing, what kind of man is he called?
No! You can't lose face, especially in front of beautiful women. If you really lose face, is it still called a man? Even if the body is fully equipped, it is not a real man!
Jiang Feng, who has always been true to his word, at this moment, is in a dilemma, extremely contradictory, and it is difficult to decide for a while.
After nine seconds of careful consideration, Jiang Feng, who still hadn't found a countermeasure, slowly stretched out his hand to pick up the bright sharp knife in front of him in desperation. He thought that if he didn't take the knife again, he would lose face in front of all the beauties, or wait for the knife to be taken and then think of a way to delay and then find a way to get out of danger.
Ouch my mother, is he really going to take the knife and harm himself? He's crazy, isn't he?
Suddenly, the cabin was even quieter than just now, as quiet as death.
Ninety-seven super beauties all stared at Jiang Feng's hand that was reaching for the sharp knife with big beautiful eyes. At the same time, ninety-seven young hearts were pounding uncharacteristically.
Gradually, Jiang Feng's hand got closer and closer to the knife, and it was only ninety-nine centimeters...... Eighty-nine centimeters...... Twenty-nine centimeters...... Nine centimeters.
At this critical moment, a person, brushing the ground, pulled the burly Jiang Feng away, and then pounced on the ...... like lightning
Ahh
In the dead cabin, a deafening scream suddenly sounded.
Ninety-seven beauties were stunned by the scene in front of them that could only be seen on TV, and they didn't know what was going on.
When the beauties came to their senses, they saw clearly that it was the thin-waisted policeman who pressed the "goose yellow swimsuit" to the ground just now, grabbed her neck with his left hand, and grabbed her hand holding the knife with his right hand.
Why did the thin-waisted police help themselves out of the siege? No, I teased her just now.
Seeing the scene in front of him, Jiang Feng was very puzzled, and he couldn't figure it out.
Hey, this cop is taking the wrong medicine, right?
Molly, who was one meter away from the thin-waisted policeman, also muttered in her heart. After a while, I finally couldn't help but ask: "Alas, comrade policeman, have you figured it out?" This gentleman was self-harming of his own volition, why did you come up and relieve him? Besides, he's not a thing, and he was rude to you just now. β
The "pink pajamas" standing next to Molly, with a slanted head and thick shoulders, also followed Shen Zhangzheng: "Yes, what's wrong with you policeman today?" Do not distinguish between black and white, do not distinguish between right and wrong. Everyone can see it clearly, it is obvious that he took the initiative to borrow a knife, but you treat this sister who is happy to help others as a gangster, and you are so vicious. β
"That's right!"
"How did you become a police officer?"
"Crazy? Or stupid? β
"How can you do it to your kind? And he made such a ruthless move. β
"Yes, you should be so cruel to that shameless other."
"Please let go! Please let go! β
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After a while, the entire cabin became lively, with scolding, coaxing, and screaming one after another.
When you ask, you shout, you are angry, you are angry, the policemen do not listen, ignore everything, do not give any answers, and only act according to their own procedures.
Yes, not only did she not let go in the slightest, but also snatched the cold light nine-star knife, and then quickly took out a pair of golden gold handcuffs from her waist, and with a click, cuffed the "goose yellow swimsuit" that fell to the ground.
It's weird, it seems to be staging a Hollywood blockbuster, it's exciting enough! Exciting!
The sudden change in the scene, ninety-seven beauties were dumbfounded.
The noisy scene in the cabin just now suddenly fell into a deathly silence.
Nine seconds later, the outspoken Molly once again took the lead in breaking the breathless silence: "Hey, you're really crazy, aren't you?" Instead of letting go, he handcuffed her? β
"Why did you cuff her?"
"Why did you cuff her?"
"Let her go!"
"Let her go!"
ββ¦β¦β
Immediately, ninety-six beauties followed suit and protested.
Although the momentum was huge and the spittle was flying, it did not play a role at all, and the thin-waisted policeman was like being deaf, without any special expression on his face.
She still went her own way, in order to push the plot of the "Hollywood blockbuster" in the cabin to **, she pulled up the "goose yellow swimsuit" that was spread on the ground, and said loudly: "Go, get off the plane with me!" β
"Take her off the plane?" The "pink pajamas" thought that they had heard it wrong, and asked urgently: "What are you going to do?" β
"Go to security."
What, go to security?
Jiang Feng's heart shook suddenly, and he suddenly reacted, and immediately stretched out his thick arms, stopped the thin-waisted policeman at once, and shouted: "No, you can't take her away!" β
"Why?"
The thin-waisted policeman shot two cold gazes at Jiang Feng.
"This is not in her way, she doesn't have any responsibility, what happened just now, everyone can see it, I took the initiative to borrow the knife. If there's something wrong, it's mine. β
"Get out of the way, don't get in the way!"
"Comrade policeman, you really can't take her away, she doesn't have a dime to do with her, if you really want to take her, then you just take me away."
"Please get out of the way!" The thin-waisted policeman was a little impatient and shouted: "If you stop it again, I will take you away." β
Do you continue to stop her, or do you let her go?
Jiang Feng's palms were sweating. He was in a dilemma, extremely contradictory, thinking, if you let her go, it would be unbearable, after all, it was caused by himself; If you forcibly block it, it will hinder official business and be illegal, after all, you have always been a law-abiding citizen.
At this time, the "goose yellow swimsuit", which was so frightened just now, finally came to his senses and stammered: "Police, police, for, why, cuff me, for, why do you want to take me, take me away?" β
"You've broken the law!"
"I, I, I, I've broken the law?" When she heard "Goose Yellow Swimsuit", she was stunned, and her two big grape-like eyes rolled straight over, after all, she had never done anything illegal, and her mouth stammered even more than just now: "Criminalize, criminalize, what is the law?" β
"You got on the plane with a knife, violating the ninth paragraph of Article 99 of Chapter 999 of the newly promulgated Aviation Law."
"Ha, ha, I see!" Somehow, the "goose yellow swimsuit" suddenly stopped stammering, and said confidently: "Then handcuff me quickly, I didn't break the law, oh, to be precise, this girl didn't get on the plane with a knife." β
"What, you want to do it?" The thin-waisted policeman glared at him and raised his voice: "Don't think that your knife was snatched away by me, now that the knife is in my hand, you can talk nonsense in broad daylight?" Don't daydream, the cabin is equipped with the world's highest resolution probe in 360 degrees. β
"I'm not telling nonsense in broad daylight, mine is telling the truth in broad daylight." Because his hands were handcuffed, the "goose yellow swimsuit" had no choice but to tilt his chin towards the hand of the thin-waisted policeman, and said word by word: "What you just took from my hand was not a knife, but a toy brought to my little nephew." β
"What, toys?"
The thin-waisted policeman's heart "sighed" for a moment, and he hurriedly broke the bright "nine-star knife" in his hand with both hands. With this break, the original form was revealed, and the treasure knife was immediately folded in half. Oh my God, it's a high-fidelity rubber knife, it's a toy.
Suddenly, the thin-waisted policeman was stunned, crying and laughing, half-open cherry mouth, not knowing what to say for a while, his face was red for a while, white for a while, and red for a while.