Damn, it turned out to be a rubber knife for children to play with!

Why didn't I see it? How could I be so careless? How could I do such a detrimental thing to the image of a police officer? How can I be worthy of the title of "sharp eyes" recognized by the police community? How do I ......

Countless huge periods are coming one after another, constantly hitting the hearts of the thin-waisted policemen.

The thin-waisted policeman, who was still showing off his might nine seconds ago, stood motionless, his eyes were dull, his face was expressionless, and he was silent, and he fell into an extremely embarrassing situation.

Seeing the embarrassed appearance of the thin-waisted policeman, the "goose yellow swimsuit" not only blossomed in her heart, but also quickly recovered her sharp teeth: "Hey, may I ask our police flower, is there a clause in this "Aviation Law" that you will be handcuffed if you bring toys on the plane?" ”

Hey, this girl who doesn't know what to do, it's endless, no, I have to stop it immediately.

The captain didn't think much of it and immediately stepped forward. However, she knows that in this atmosphere, she can't go straight, if it is hard, it will cause public indignation, in that case, the scene will definitely get out of control, and the consequences will be unimaginable.

Yes, we should pay attention to strategy and grasp the balance.

She calmed down a little, quickly brushed her head, first put a signature smile on her face, and then said softly: "Beauty, it's a pure misunderstanding!" I'm really sorry! On behalf of the crew, I would like to extend my humble ...... to you."

"Humph!"

The "goose yellow swimsuit" didn't smile back, nor did he look at the captain directly, but just snorted coldly. It can be seen that she did not accept the captain's apology.

We can't go on like this, we can't waste any more time, we can't ...... anymore Now it's time to solve your own problems. Yes, it's a great time to turn things around.

Jiang Feng's mind cleared up suddenly, and he immediately said with a smile on his face: "Hey, no one is to blame, if you want to blame, blame me!" Originally, I wanted to add a little happy atmosphere to everyone's journey, who knows, I saw so many of you beauties at once, I was excited, I got carried away, and the joke went too far, bringing unhappiness to everyone, here, I apologize to the beauties ninety-ninety-ninety! ”

Jiang Feng then looked at the "goose yellow swimsuit", bent down the thick waist of the tiger, and bowed deeply: "Beauty, I'm sorry!" I hope that there are a lot of adults! ”

Jiang Feng's trick of being in a hurry really worked, and the "goose yellow swimsuit" also happened to be a typical girl who eats soft and not hard, her heart softened suddenly, and she smiled at Jiang Feng: "It's okay, it's just a joke!" ”

Well, here's your chance!

The captain was immediately overjoyed, and immediately said with a smile on his face: "Since it's a misunderstanding and a joke, let's forget it, don't worry about it anymore, think about it, the earth is so big, there are so many people, and it is fate to be able to gather in one plane." ”

The cabin was suddenly quiet again, and no one spoke again.

I don't know if the beauties were so moved by the captain's words that they couldn't speak, or if the captain's "turn" came too quickly and didn't have time to find the wording to fight back.

The captain thought that the time was ripe and hurriedly said: "Let's hurry up and start today's trip!" ”

Hey, it's this critical moment, and it's this Molly again, for fear that the world won't be chaotic, so she was the first to jump out: "I said captain, what are you anxious about, the problems ahead haven't been solved yet, how can you set sail." ”

"yes, how can you set sail so easily?"

Then, other beauties stepped forward.

The captain felt that the situation was not good, and he had an idea, and proposed: "Either this is okay, everyone votes by show of hands, and the minority obeys the majority." ”

As soon as the captain's words fell, it was this eventful Molly who was the first to stand up, and said confidently: "Vote by show of hands, vote by show of hands, anyway,"

Without waiting for Molly to finish speaking, Jiang Feng, who was bent on turning things around, immediately interjected: "Beauties, I do have 100,000 urgent things to rush to Tiandu, and I want to take Flight 999, this is no way, definitely not to open my eyes, nor to have fun, I must ask everyone to raise their noble hands and vote for 'release'." ”

As soon as Jiang Feng finished pleading, many beauties in the cabin excitedly turned their heads and ears-

"Looking at this guy's expression, it looks like he has something urgent to rush to Tiandu."

"We don't care about this, don't you want to think about it, if we let a big man mix in with us, then how can we enjoy all kinds of services during the journey?"

"yes, isn't that a loss of freedom?"

"In this way, what is enjoyment, not suffering?"

"yes, are we paying a lot of money to buy sin?"

Jiang Feng's ears are naturally good, and although the whispers of the beauties are very light and soft, he still hears them clearly.

At this time, his face was slightly red, but he couldn't care about any embarrassment, and he didn't have time to be shy, so he said cheekily: "Alas, I said beauties, you don't have to worry about this, as long as you let me go along, I promise not to look at you, I can close my eyes and sleep as soon as I sit down, anyway, I was busy all night last night, and I just had a good night's sleep on the plane, what should you do and what to do, just when I am an air, oh, just as I am a robot without thinking and without **." ”

"Nonsense, can you sleep for more than twenty hours in one night?"

"Yes, I promise yes, you don't know, I can go seventy-six hours without sleep, or I can sleep for forty-eight hours."

"Then you haven't eaten for more than 20 hours?"

"Yes, all the time."

"This may be done, but you can't go to the toilet for more than 20 hours, right?"

"Usually it can be done."

"What if?"

"Oh, you don't have to worry about that, even if there is an internal emergency, I can not go to the toilet."

"What? Urgent not to go to the toilet? ”

"Just pull it on your pants?"

"It's disgusting!"

"It's incredible!"

"You misunderstood, I mean, you can use diapers."

"Oh my God, a thirty-year-old still using diapers?"

"It's a special situation."

"Okay, good, good, take 10,000 steps back, even if it's easy to use, then it's not now."

"Don't worry about it, I've got it in my bag."

"What, you have it in your bag?"

"yes!"

"Wow, you're so offbeat!"

"Well, what are you doing with diapers?"

"Do you need to ask more, it must be that the 'doorkeeper' of his playfulness is out of order, and he may be incontinent at any time."

"Oh, no wonder he's borrowing a knife to get rid of his play."

"It turned out to be a waste, and it's superfluous to keep it."

"No wonder he keeps saying that he doesn't want to be a father, it turns out that he is not qualified to be a father."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

There was another burst of laughter.

You laugh at you, Jiang Feng's face does not change and his heart does not beat. He said unhurriedly: "You aunts and grandmothers are too imaginative, and you will all be the material for being a big director in the future." You know, I'm an honest person, I'll tell you the truth, I'm not a strong point, it's just a special body, every part is intact, especially those key parts, there is not even a little problem, if any of you have the opportunity in the future, you can test it yourself. ”

"Phew, stop daydreaming!"

It's not good, the more you talk about it, the more off-topic!

The captain immediately stopped: "Enough of the jokes, everyone should get down to business." ”

At this time, it was this talkative Molly who stood up: "Who digressed?" Captain, can you let me say one last thing? ”

"Come on," the captain emphasized, "though, don't digress any more." ”

Molly looked at Jiang Feng and smiled: "Hey, even if you can do it without looking at us for more than twenty hours, we will see you unintentionally, especially me, I am your neighbor, I can't see you if I don't want to, unless I am like you, I close my eyes and sleep for more than twenty hours, but I don't have this special function." ”

"yes, we can't guarantee we won't see him."

"It's also said that it's not impossible to let a person of the opposite sex go along, it's just that his face is really uncivilized and unsightly,"

"It's also true, it will definitely affect the good mood of all of us during the trip,"

Jiang Feng reacted quickly and said, "This is easy to do, I can take a towel to cover my face, which will also help me sleep a lot." ”

As soon as Jiang Feng said this, Molly couldn't make it difficult anymore, and reluctantly said, "Okay, let's start voting, anyway,"

The captain reacted quickly, didn't let Molly go down "anyway", and immediately took over: "Since the opinions are unanimous, let's hurry up." In this way, those who raise their hands agree, and those who do not raise their hands disagree. The minority obeys the majority, if forty-nine beauties raise their hands, then everyone agrees that Jiang Feng will take this flight. ”

After the captain finished speaking, everyone had no objections, and the vote by show of hands officially began.

Nine seconds later, not a single beautiful woman in the cabin raised her hand.

Even if it is a vote, it will be a superfluous move, and there will be no good results anyway, and the nerd will raise his hand!

Molly thought so, beaming with pride.

There are many beautiful women who are just like Molly, and they are also proud in their hearts.

Ah, one raised his hand.

Another hand raised.

……

The fortieth beauty raised her hand.

Fifty-nine seconds later, no one raised their hand again.

Oh my God, there are still nine votes left.

Jiang Feng's heart was so anxious.

The captain was also so anxious that his heart was pounding, and he hurriedly said: "Hey, hurry up, if you want to raise your hand, raise your hand quickly." ”

Hey, the captain's urging really worked.

The forty-first beauty raised her hand.

……

The forty-eighth beauty raised her hand.

It's just one vote away! It's just one vote away!

Jiang Feng's heart seemed to be about to pop out of his heart.

At this moment,

Molly was more nervous than Jiang Feng, and she shouted in her heart: "No one is allowed to raise their hands again!" ”

Somehow, everyone seemed to hear Molly's shout, and no one really raised their hands anymore.

Jiang Feng felt bad and hurriedly said: "Which beauty is good, vote for it." I have a love to make up for it, and when I get to Tiandu, I invite you to Zuixian Lou to eat crab roe soup dumplings. ”

"Then those who have already voted will not be invited?"

The beauties who have already voted are in a hurry.

"Please! All please! ”

"Phew! Do you think of us as children in a nursery school? A beautiful woman in a purple swimsuit pointed at Jiang Feng with her index point: "Aren't you sick?" A cage of crab roe soup dumplings is gone? ”

Although the two beauties in front of him were still very hostile to him, Jiang Feng was very happy in his heart, after all, he had already drawn everyone's attention to himself, as long as he worked harder, he would definitely be able to convince everyone. Immediately, his confidence increased greatly, and he spread his hands: "Oh, don't think the soup dumplings are of high grade enough?" ”

No one replied.

Jiang Feng immediately justified himself and said: "This is easy to do, when I get to Tiandu, I will invite the beauties to eat Jiang Xian, and it will be enough." ”

"Eat Jiangxian? Is it enough? A beautiful woman in a flesh-colored swimsuit shouted, "Talking counts? ”

"Of course!"

"Shall we order it?"

"No problem!"

"Shall we order pufferfish?"

"Okay!" Jiang Feng prompted: "However, the internal organs of the puffer fish are extremely poisonous, and if they are not handled well, they will be poisoned." So, I advise you, don't order pufferfish. ”

"Don't worry about that, you're talking about the old calendar, modern chefs are superb, and it's impossible to bring poisonous puffer fish to the table."

"I'm talking about what if." Jiang Feng added: "Your life is so precious! ”

"What is there to be afraid of. Ever since humans started eating puffer fish, there has been a famous saying, have you ever heard of it? ”

"What quote?"

"Climb to death and eat pufferfish."

"Oh, I already knew that, that's why I advised you not to order puffer fish." Jiang Feng reminded: "Hey, I'm not bad to see some anchovies, the taste, the nutrition, is not inferior to the pufferfish." ”

"Nope! It is said that people die for money, and birds die for food. I said, people die for money, and this girl dedicates herself to food. ”

"Yes, just order the pufferfish!"

"The spirit is commendable! Well, fulfill the wishes of the beauties. Jiang Feng replied briskly.

"Hey, is that enough for the puffer fish?"

"Of course! One per person. ”

"Alas, you underestimate us too much, we are all diners who travel from south to north, how can we enjoy eating one."

"Two for one person, no, five for one person."

"Hey, I said this master, have you ever been to Tiandu?"

"Nope."

Jiang Feng shook his head.

"Then you may not know, this puffer fish is a rare fish species, and its nutritional value is very high, so the price is very expensive."

"Oh, I've heard of this, this kind of fish, as early as the twenty-second century, the world has disappeared, but the water quality of Tiandu is special, has not disappeared, but the number has been limited, the beginning of this century, has been decreasing year by year, there is a tendency to disappear, so the price is increasing day by day, all the way soaring, has long surpassed gold."

"Oh, so you know the history of fugu, and you seem to be a foodie. Do you know the price of puffer fish? ”

"I don't know." Jiang Feng shook his head: "More money?" ”

"Outsider."

"How?"

"Puffer fish is priced regardless of the catty, and the price is denominated on the article."

"Oh, that's a lot of money?"

"It scares you to say it, so let's not say it."

"Say, as long as you don't want my life, you won't scare me."

"It doesn't scare you to death, it scares you half a life. Nine thousand pufferfish. ”

"Nine thousand? Not expensive! ”

"I'm sorry, I didn't make it clear, it's not 9,000 dollars, it's 9,000 dollars."

"Oh, it's only nine thousand dollars. It's so scary, I'll pay $90,000 a piece. Jiang Feng said again: "Actually, I already knew, that's why I invited you to eat puffer fish, first, to show sincerity, and second, to show the noble value of all beauties." ”

"Even if there is this sincerity, then we are ninety-eight people, five each, can you count this account? Can you afford it? ”

"Well, it doesn't matter if it's worth it or not, the key is that I can afford it, so you don't have to worry, it's ten per person, and it's also a drizzle."

"Hmph, running a train with a mouth, who are you when you are?"

"Yes, that's the tone of liars."

"Yes, he must have tricked us into raising our hands first, and then when we arrived in Tiandu, we got off the plane and fled."

Jiang Feng twisted his head, glanced at the beauties, took out a stack of glittering gold cards from his jacket pocket, took out one of them in a dashing manner, and said confidently: "Don't underestimate these five gold cards, just take out one, you can buy one or two thousand puffer fish." ”

"Hmph, just blow it to the sky, we are not clairvoyant eyes anyway."

"yes, who knows how much money you have in this card, maybe you can't even afford a puffer fish tail."

"That's right, the liar is Cardo, and the bigger the liar, the more cards."

"No, bank cards are their deceptive props."

"If you're really not at ease, just sign an agreement."

"Sisters, don't be fooled, the court doesn't care about this kind of bullshit agreement."

"What age is it, how many liars are there, just like the puffer fish, they are all about to become extinct, at best, at most, there is a maximum of 100 million miles to hide, besides, how can you have such good luck, say that you will meet it."

"Alas, I say liars, who said we don't have this luck? You see, aren't we being bumped into a rare monster like you? ”

Ha! Ha! Ha!

There was another burst of laughter.

No matter how you coax or humiliate, Jiang Feng didn't pay attention to it at all.

He raised his eyelids and rolled his eyes: "Okay, any of you know the top ten richest people in the Jin Kingdom?" ”

"What? Let's stay away, do the top ten richest people have a dime to do with you? Will they pay for you? ”

"Yes, there is no dime relationship, but there is a penny relationship, and any one of them can prove that I am not a liar, and can prove that I never write empty checks."

"You big liar, you know we don't know these rich people, can you use their names to fool them around?"

"Humph! There are no doors! ”

"Oh, I don't know, forget it, think of another way."

"Forget it?" The "flesh-colored swimsuit" squeezed forward from behind, stood in front of Jiang Feng, put his left hand on his waist, and pointed at the tip of Jiang Feng's nose with his right hand: "Think beautiful, I know, Butterfield, the richest man in Jinguo, is my husband's buddies, I'm going to call, today I have to show your true form and get off the plane obediently." ”

"Flesh-colored swimsuit" is a girl who talks about fighting and wrenching her legs, and after she finished speaking, she immediately took out a pure gold ninety-ninth generation Apple mobile phone from her small bag and quickly pulled out the 15859814888.