The night fell, the banquet was dispersed, and all the people headed towards Zhou Kai's house again, they had to continue to play cards, and they would not stop until they had finished watching the highlight of the new house. Mei Ying's feet couldn't stand the pain anymore and changed to slippers. Zhou Kai's family lives on the second floor, more than a dozen tables of mahjong have been set up downstairs, and the colleagues who got off work have come over, Xu Ran and Yan Ling are helping her greet these friends, Zhou Kai and his parents are entertaining the older generation's old friends and Zhou Kai's colleagues. Cigarettes, candy, and melon seeds were all ready, and Mei Ying was sleepy, and she wanted to smoke a cigarette to relieve her fatigue and refresh herself.

"Zhou Kai, come here, you help me watch it, I'll smoke a cigarette, and your mother will cough when she comes." Every time Mei Ying is addicted to smoking, she also asked Zhou Kai to learn to smoke, and in the future, if there is a smell of smoke at home, it will be good for him to rely on it.

"Xiaoying, it's okay, you can smoke it, my eyes are sharp, there are so many people as cover, how can my mother see it." Mrs. Zhou Kai will be on her, it can be said that he is obedient to her, he wants to hold Mei Ying firmly, he often says to her very worriedly, "I always feel that one day you will leave me."

Mei Ying doesn't know, she is very contradictory, she is a person who knows how to repay her kindness, when she is with Zhou Kai, she will still try to make him happy, no matter how she says it, she is also a childhood sweetheart, and the two of them still have the same disease. Mei Ying was called a fat man and a pig by other friends when she was a child, and Zhou Kai was also called "Ugly Eight Monsters" because of the birthmark on her face, it stands to reason that the two of them should cherish each other, but fate makes people, he is not Mei Ying's ideal man, every day with him, what she thinks about is Leng Xu, and even Lin Yumo. She is not born a woman who is safe, she does not have all the virtues of the Chinese nation that belong to women, she does not think that it is immoral for red apricots to go out of the wall, on the contrary, she feels that it is a challenge to the world, unwilling to submit to fate, and it is a game for the brave.

Finally came to this point, everyone laughed and pushed her and Zhou Kai into the house. Under the persecution of everyone, Mei Ying had no choice but to ask Zhou Kai to take out the marriage certificate, and the two of them stood in the middle of the room and recited, in the midst of everyone's coaxing, she saw that Zhou Kai's face was red, which also made his face even uglier, and the beige suit carefully selected by his mother didn't seem to be suitable for him, and the big red tie around his neck was too dazzling, Mei Ying closed her eyes sadly. Then he was asked to stand on the stool and bite a piece of candy that had been chained, the two of them staggered, the sugar didn't bite, and Mei Ying's whole body threw herself into Zhou Kai's arms. There was another burst of laughter, everyone should be quite satisfied, let them make trouble on the big day, Mei Ying found that she was mature, and she no longer threw her face in public, she satisfied their wishes and tried her best to cooperate.

The last show is that the groom kisses the bride, and he can't bear Zhou Kai's twisting, Mei Ying pulled him and kissed him on the lips, and looked around demonstratively, "Is it enough, do you want another one." There was a full house of applause again, and even Zhou Kai's colleagues in their unit looked at her sideways. Since he is called "Brother Shadow" by his friends, he naturally can't be disappointed in them, and he has swept away their interest, who said that shyness must be used to describe women. Isn't it just a hole to make everyone happy, and it's not like they want to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, just fulfill their wishes.

Mei Ying was suddenly very grateful to these people in the cave room, so that she and Zhou Kai could sleep in a daze, anyway, he had drunk a lot today, his brain was so clear, and he would care about whether the women around him were virgins or not. She pinched and pinched this day before, and counted it again, and she couldn't be wrong. It's best to let Zhou Kai's mother see the bloody sheets, so that she can be more justified and speak more confidently in the future.

In fact, she didn't want to sleep, although she was very tired, but she really wanted to use the bride's luck to play a few rounds of mahjong, and they all said that the newcomer had good luck, but she really wanted to confirm it. Looking at the lively scene downstairs, she also had to join, and it would not be too late to wait for Zhou Kai to come up again when he was asleep, lest he turn on the light to examine her body.

"Xiaoying, what are you doing? Let them play slowly, my sister will take care of it, I didn't see so much food in the kitchen, I can't starve them. Zhou Kai was afraid that he was worried about this wedding night early in the morning, and he was a little anxious to stop Mei Ying, who was about to go downstairs.

"I want to go down and play mahjong, and they all say that the bride has good luck, and she hasn't tasted winning money for a long time."

"Xiaoying, are you nervous? Tonight is our wedding night, how can you be a bride like this, my mother will be unhappy when she finds out. What kind of money to win, you don't seem to be a person who cares about money, and you don't want it every time you give it. ”

"Okay, if you don't fight, don't mention your mother to me tonight, haven't you seen her keep a straight face all day, isn't it just that my dad didn't come, my dad is not in good health, it's impossible to come to the happy bar, he is not considerate at all, he knows how to call others like this and that all day long, and he doesn't know how your mother is an official, just this quality, it's less than one ten-thousandth of me."

"You're always right, okay? Let's take a shower, let's sleep, we're tired all day. ”

"You go wash first, I'll clean up the bed, why do these people send so many sheets and quilts, it's better to cash out, I don't know where to put it, it's really annoying."

"You, I really don't know what to say about you, do you love money or have a grudge against money, I don't want it for you, you have to be angry if people don't send money."

"Actually, I like the saying that human affection is as thin as paper, isn't money also paper, if you exchange these papers for money, what do you need human favor to do? Just count the money at home all day. ”

"You, I really don't know what you have in your little brain, it's all crooked paradoxes." Zhou Kai shook his head and took a shower with slippers.

Seeing that he was gone, Mei Ying closed the door and quickly took out the two agreements that had been prepared early in the morning from her bag.

Postnuptial agreements

Party A: Mei Ying

Party B:

Based on the principles of voluntariness, equality, fairness, honesty and good faith, and in accordance with the concept adhered to by Comrade Mei Ying, a citizen of the People's Republic of China and the previous agreement, Party A and Party B hereby sign this agreement, and Comrade Zhou Kai is requested to abide by and implement it.

Article 1: In married life, Comrade Mei Ying does not have to cook, not to avoid the pain of oil smoke, but to let the youthful appearance last as new, not to let Comrade Zhou Kai bear the bad visual impact, produce aesthetic fatigue, and more importantly, not let the whole family suffer from the fatigue of work and stomach. After all, the cockroaches in the kitchen and the flies in the summer are not something that Comrade Mei Ying can control and control, these nature-raised pets are always willful and naughty, and it is inevitable that Comrade Mei Ying will come out to sing a little song when she is stir-frying, and accompany her to relieve her boredom, because Comrade Mei Ying is also very willful and naughty. Comrade Zhou Kai is also a rich family, helping the poor is the unshirkable responsibility and obligation of every citizen, people's hearts are good, in order to give more people a chance to work, in order to make this social family more harmonious, and in order to make this home more bright and clean, just hire a nanny! I believe that Comrade Zhou Kai's most beloved mother, Comrade Huiqin, will not oppose this proposal, and her old man will never miss this immeasurable meritorious act.

Article 2: In married life, Comrade Mei Ying does not have to do laundry, although there is a thing called a washing machine in this world, there is also a kind of business called a dry cleaner. Although the washing machine is very labor-saving, its principle and structure need to be improved, because there is a lot of dirt that cannot be eradicated. Comrade Mei Ying's hands have always been delicate, and if she is not careful, she will be injured or allergic, which is really unsightly. In order not to affect Comrade Zhou Kai's yearning for all beautiful things, and in order not to affect Comrade Zhou Kai's touch when Comrade Lameiying's small hands are small, please consider it carefully and implement it well. If there is no objection to the first article, the second article does not exist.

Article 3: In the life after marriage, Comrade Mei Ying does not have to spend time and energy on having children, although Comrade Mei Ying is not full of poetry and books, but is also a new youth with higher education, the "four modernizations" are still waiting for us to realize, the spring breeze of reform and opening up stirs our youthful hearts, first everyone, then a small family, the skin does not exist, Mao will be attached? I believe that Comrade Zhou Kai, who graduated from China's highest university, is more well versed in this principle. We must break all feudal thoughts, the old concept of the older generation passing on the family is despised by Comrade Mei Ying, although he has started a family, but he has not established a business, please Comrade Zhou Kai do not bear Comrade Mei Ying's hard work, a good man should be ambitious in all directions, not a wife and children. The road is long, I will seek with Comrade Zhou Kai!

The right to exist, validate, interpret and terminate this agreement belongs to Comrade Mei Ying! If Comrade Zhou Kai has the intention of refuting or refusing to apply for a visa, it is up to the Civil Affairs Bureau to decide how to deal with it.

This Agreement shall be executed in duplicate, one for each party for the record, and the copy shall be invalid.

This Agreement is signed by both parties and is effective today. Chin this!

Party A: Mei Ying

Party B:

30 December 1991