Before the end of the night shift, Chang Berry saw that M Jun didn't reply to her, so he must have gone out to run errands. At this time, just after finishing the task at hand, she suddenly remembered that she had said that she had asked the old cow to eat grass and drink soup, so she hurriedly entered the secret file and said something:

Oh, old cow, are you out busy? I'll leave a word here, didn't I say that I would invite you to drink soup and eat grass, we won't work overtime tonight, do you have time? I'm going to invite you with that little sister in the dorm, I'll pay for it, how?

Oh calf, it's something to go out, and I've just returned to the cowshed. Ha ha! The old cow and the calf eat grass together? Absolutely! Actually, I rarely dine with little girls. Then if you invite me to eat grass, I will definitely invite you to eat grass.

Oh well, old cow! We'll call you when we arrive!

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After dinner, Mr. M came to the night market at the invitation of Chang Berry and went to the "Shopping Paradise" shopping mall at the agreed location.

I haven't been here for a while, but I saw that some places have a new look on the walls and are particularly conspicuous. They are advertisements for real estate or amusement parks, such as the Oriental "Venice", the "Louvre" or the Chinese "Lake Seine". At night, under the high-rise buildings illuminated by the lights, there are rows of large and small vehicles parked, and the road is full of dazzling waves of people and traffic, and the flickering neon lights have been flickering like lightning and flint in the high places......

Mr. M's mobile phone rang, it was Chang Berry, and he replied that he had taken the lead in coming to the "shopping paradise". M Jun suddenly thought of a question. Since it was a party at the "Shopping Paradise" mall, it meant that she wanted to buy something for Chang Berry and the little girl she came with. I rarely go to the mall to shop, think about it and look at it later, it is better to have something simple and meaningful or interesting.

When Mr. M came to the entrance of the shopping mall, he just stood and waited, and saw a small girl with a graceful posture and a small girl with a swaying skirt walking towards him. Although her cheeks were slightly red, she was smiling but also a little reserved, and the little girl was beaming with joy. Jun M looked at the beautiful appearance of them coming, and suddenly his mind soared, and he actually thought of an ancient and foreign picture......

Looking at the two little women who had come closer, he couldn't help but laugh. What are you laughing at? Mr. M said that he didn't laugh at anything, Maverick, I'll tell you later. Chang Berry pursed her lips and smiled, and then took M Jun and her little sister to a boiled food hall in the corner of the big shopping mall.

The big guy sat down with a smile, and Chang Berry took the boiled menu and handed it to Mr. M: Old Niu, you can order it! What you like to eat is what we like! M Jun smiled: Where? You order, what you little cow likes is what my old cow likes, or else, today your little sister has just arrived, M Jun smiled at the little sister who came with her, and smiled at the berry and said, let your little sister order, she is the first time to eat grass with us.

It's okay to say that the berries are good! Then you can order it, little sister. The little sister laughed and took the menu unceremoniously, and Chang Berry also leaned over to point with her......

After a while, I saw a few boiled vegetables and a large bowl of soup on the table. A plate of boiled fish with spines removed with coriander, a plate of boiled greens with tofu, a cauliflower with enoki mushrooms, and a large bowl of kelp corn broth. Berry went to buy some drinks, and the big ones ate and drank happily. At this moment, the little sister brought by Chang Berry laughed and said: I heard Sister Berry say that you can tell a story, tell a joke, let's listen?

In fact, when you browse on the computer, you can see a lot of jokes, all kinds of ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign. So the jokes I'm telling may not be funny. Berry said, "What you say is not funny, and we have to listen to it." Mr. M said okay, I'll start talking. What to talk about? By the way, first ask a question for you to answer, if the answer is correct, I will continue, if it is not correct, I will not speak.

Berry and her little sister both smiled and nodded in agreement. So he said, "If the camel has wings, what do you think will be?" Or what will happen? The little sister hurriedly said that we could ride this camel and fly across the desert. Mr. M smiled and said yes, it's a good result, but it's not funny; Then tell me about it, calf! The calf groaned and said, "If the camel has wings, I don't want my "sheep......

Haha, Mr. M said this is good, it makes sense, then, why? Chang Berry said, this is not known to be an old cow! I rode this camel around every day and then went to the zoo together. Hee-hee! M Jun laughed and said that it makes sense, and it's funny, but the result I said is different from yours, it's very simple. But you might think it's funnier when you think about it. That is: if the camel has wings, the roof of my house will suffer!

So there was a burst of giggling and trembling in the food hall. But Mr. M didn't smile much, but the corner of his mouth was raised in a bracket shape. Then he said, "Your answer isn't quite right, so I'll only be able to complete a joke or two." At this time, Chang Berry took over and said, "Think about it, old cow, our answer is also funny." Why are you only talking about one or two? Mr. M said that it was because my question was a joke in itself. Ha ha......

M Jun couldn't resist the two little women, so he had to tell the jokes of his hometown. He said that my jokes were definitely not found on the computer, but about the characters in my hometown, or the stories I made up. It is said that one day, a person who was called "Brother Kun" drove a walk-behind tractor, muttered black smoke and ran on the narrow cement road in his hometown, somehow overturned the car and turned over to the paddy field on the side of the road, the tractor crashed, but the two wheels were still alive, and "Kun Ge" was full of mud on his face, and only two eyes were left.

A person named "Brother Hua" passed by and laughed and said: Lao Kun Lao Kun, you can drive! What do you say about this "Brother Kun"? He hurriedly continued, I will open it, I want to have a wide road!

Berry and her little sister giggled and said funny and funny! That's funny, I went on to talk about it, M Jun said, it was also "said that one day", two school teachers visited the house and came to the house called "Brother Hua", and they (she) asked: Where is your son? Do your homework in the room? What do you say about this "Brother Hua"? He said oh! The teacher was not in a hurry, I went to the room to have a look, and as he said that, he walked into a room and came out immediately.

He said, "Teacher, I'm so sorry! The long ladder in my room is gone again! When he said this, the teachers were stunned, why did we ask his son what he said about the ladder? "Brother Hua" then said: No, you sit, I'll go find a ladder! Son, he went to heaven again!

And then there was another burst of giggling...... Chang Berry said that your hometown people are also really funny! Hee-hee! How many more can you talk about? Mr. M said that he didn't have it, so he wouldn't talk about it. Chang Berry and Little Sister almost didn't eat or drink, and one persuaded Mr. M to continue. M Jun has no choice but to say, then I made it up, it's not funny but it's a little interesting. The two little women hurriedly urged to talk about it!

Mr. M said, "Let's talk about one day", there is a thief who sneaks into a secret room, but it doesn't really look like a secret room. There was plenty of light, the room had beds, cupboards, tables and chairs, and of course no one, not even the sleeping women. So the thief rummaged through the cupboard, masturbated on the bed, and there was nothing! The thief got impatient, and said to himself: "There is a thief in this room outside." But damn the poor ghost, nothing! Not even a woman!

Speaking of this, the thief suddenly saw the bed shake itself a few times, and said in a muffled voice: Who said there are no women? She just ran away with a man, don't want me anymore! The peep was shocked to hear it! It's a ghost! Hurry up and get out! Thinking like this, he was about to walk out immediately, but suddenly he caught a glimpse of a safe in the corner of the wall, so he frowned and strengthened his courage and stopped leaving.

He rushed straight to the safe, squatted down to see how to open the door of the safe, but he didn't expect the safe to open the door automatically, and the thief touched it and said, Damn, there is nothing, just a few cold shelves! It's still made of steel. Unexpectedly, at this time, the safe also buzzed: Damn, look! What else is here? The woman took it all, and there was a ball! Now the thief is really scared! He fled the scene and screamed at me!

Unexpectedly, after he left, the safe actually said to himself in the corner of the wall: "all fools!" Hey! I didn't expect my steel plate to be made of gold!

Chang Berry was already eating and laughing, and then he hurriedly said: Lao Niu is really a genius! How can you make up such a funny and meaningful story? Her little sister kept laughing and saying Oh my God! Mr. M said Oh my God, I said Wild White......

Mr. M knew that girls loved to go shopping, so before leaving the "shopping paradise" to say goodbye to them, he bought two pale green roses and gave them to them. While saying goodbye to Mr. M, he said that they still had to go shopping. Mr. M reminded them to go back early, and then waved to them and went back to the "house".

The next day, Chang Berry came to work, and hurriedly entered the secret file to talk to Mr. M:

Good morning, old cow! Last night you were in good spirits, with a smile in your eyes and a loud voice. Everyone had a great time! Especially the joke you told made the calf and me laugh and the little calf dropped our jaws. Later, we wandered the streets for hours before we got home! And the roses you gave me were so beautiful and eye-catching, we both almost slept on them last night!

Good morning, Mavericks! yes, that's good! Last night, the old cow slept well, because the calf invited the old cow to eat well! Died at 22 o'clock and came back to life at 6 o'clock in the morning and slept for a full 8 hours, haha! Now celebrate, when we ate grass there, my joke finally made you laugh off your jaws! Haha, it's okay, let you walk in your shopping era without chin. Then I went home and put my chin on? If not, Lao Niu will be free to come and help you put it on!

But Maverick, you have to listen to the old cow in the future! Haha, I came back late at night yesterday, and I told you when I left, don't play too late. Unexpectedly, you still had to go shopping for a few hours before you came back, haha! At this moment, there are still a lot of perverts outside! Don't stay too late outside in the future. Otherwise, my old cow will bend the right angle of your calf to 90 degrees!

Hee-hee, thank you Lao Niu for your concern, after all, we are two little women walking together, if there is only one calf, then don't you follow your old cow back to the cowshed? However, the chin will not work for your old cow to drive, and we will put it on ourselves. Hee-hee! You old cow too, my calf's horns you say bend it? Think you're an old cow and you can be invincible? Hum! I'm worried that my calf will straighten your corners into two parallel lines!

Oh, by the way, why were you so happy when you met us in front of Paradise Shopping yesterday? It's the first time I've seen your old cow smile! I remember I asked you, and you said that you would tell Maverick later. Tell me, old cow!

O calf! The old cow was grunting and laughing again. Haha, we're talking, but I didn't move your right angle, 90 degrees is a right angle. I'm really embarrassed to say that question.

Why, old cow? We've been cow friends for a long time, so what's not to say? Why do you say it! Why don't you pull your old cow's horns?

Actually, Maverick, I was looking at the way your calf and the calf walked together, and I remembered a poet from centuries ago, and in fact, the old cow used to talk to you about it. It's the story of the Italian poet Dante and Petrice, that is, the painting I said, haha, the old cow actually imagined himself as Dante, and you and the little girl as Badrich and her maid.

Oh yes! Hee-hee, I remembered, you told this story and that painting, and said that Dante saw Patrice, who was a childhood sweetheart, and his heart beat faster and pressed his hand to his chest, and Patrice, who was smiling, but when she saw Dante, her expression changed and she smiled. Alas, old cow! That calf still keeps smiling when he sees you!