Chapter 44: The old cow and the calf tease each other and talk about the cow
This midwinter afternoon, the sun is in the tropical clouds. Berries are also found in the trees in the company. She had to go to work early to turn on the computer and get into the secret file. She was happy when she saw what Mr. M said.
She knew that Mr. M was teasing her and encouraging her at the same time, and she couldn't help but feel attached to this old cow again. But his old cow has a family of children, and she can't interfere with his feelings; At the same time, she also knew that Lao Niu had her in his heart, and it was possible that after she left, he would miss her even more. So she said half-jokingly, half-seriously in the secret file:
Good afternoon, old cow. Well, Maverick has convinced you! It's just an old cow, where is there no "grass" at the end of the world? Maverick, I'm not talking about you, you're too modest and proud, it's not unreasonable for me to say that you are the dragon among men. You see, what does the dragon's head look like a cow from its forehead to its mouth and nose? So, don't talk nonsense in front of the calf, hehe. You're going to say the cow talk that the calves love to hear!
Good, good, talk about cows, say the cow words that calves love to hear. In fact, there is no country in the bull's eye, only grass. Yesterday I ran out of gas, and I went to the old store to eat at noon, first I saw the calf more than ten meters away on the road ahead, she walked like a Korean fashion movie star, I think it was not Cai Lin, or Huang Xiuzhen. And the gently flicking arm, the calf she still walked quite fast, although the old cow had no foot strength, but still desperately caught up with the calf!
Let's talk about it, hehe, the two Korean movie stars you said are so beautiful, I can't reach the calf! As for me to walk fast, it must be, calf, I'm hungry, I'm going to eat grass, and when I'm hungry, I can walk fast, so it's hard for you to catch up with me. But I didn't expect your old cow to have long legs and big hooves, and you will catch up with me in a short time.
Tell you the old cow, calf, I'm going to city A tonight, I'm going to fight back, see if my calf is enough cow, right? The calf will never live the same poor life as before, and he will live a life of wind and rain! Hee-hee, I had such a dream at noon, and I woke up in a wild song and laughter!
Maverick, the old cow is even hungrier, so I'm catching up with you soon, haha! The old cow is not long legs and big hooves, it is you who say that the old cow is the dragon among people, so he walks like flying. In fact, the old cow is an old dragon clock, just like an old cow returning from wild labor at dusk. He walked in the roundness of the setting sun, walking on the end of the road of Niu Sheng (life). So it won't take long for me to catch up with you.
It seems that when I walked up to you, I seemed to hear you ask me a question, and the voice was like a golden sandfly calling. I can't even answer you. Did you really "hit" go? Are you going to your brother Jin? It seems that our calf is really "there is no 'green' grass at the end of the world". Ha ha!
Hey, Brother Jin and I are just ordinary friends, don't think crookedly! His girlfriend is beautiful and noble, and I am sighing! Hehe, it's just that I seem to have forgotten the old cow, what did I ask?
You say "your lover should come out with you", alas! It's hard to say, calf! I was laughing in my heart at the time, saying that my cow wife is about the same, and she still loves people? The old cow laughed again. However, if you say I want to be crooked, I want to be crooked. In fact, Lao Niu has some words that want to make you angry, and the appearance of wanting you to be angry is also cute! It may be like a calf in a hurry to pick people with its horns, haha, you scold that old cow is not a good cow! It's the reincarnation of the Turtle King Eight!
Hee-hee-hee. Old cow, the little cow couldn't help but laugh! In fact, it is more reasonable to say that you love someone. You say that I won't be angry if you make me angry, but when I'm angry, I'll be ugly. Old cow, the calf doesn't dare to scold you, you are not a turtle or a king, just an old cow who looks like a turtle. And I scolded you like this, the calf is either a puppy or a pig reincarnated. Hee-hee! But old cow, it is you and I who dare to joke, because we are cows.
In fact, there are some people in China who are not as witty as your old cow, nor as naughty as my calf, I like to raise the bar with others, make some jokes against others, and make others embarrassed or even disgusted! Only you old cow understand, in fact, the jokes are all kind! It's really easy to change, but it's hard to move.
Others don't understand it, just be funny, and people who can't even make jokes aren't stuffy? Anyway, we drove our own joke cars and let those people "hit" them...... Ha ha.
You say strange things again, Lu Xun said go your own way, let others say it. I saw your old cow just now, at Ah Jing's place, I was standing next to her, you walked in from outside, and after a while, you went out again. It's like you don't have eyes looking at me! Hum.
Oh calf, the old cow moves like a cow, he walks along the ploughed ditch, and the bull's eyes are stupid and he always "doesn't squint", but I don't see you when it's dangerous. Hehe, the old cow is going to plow the field now.
Then you go, calf obedient. Alas, old cow, see you absentmindedly teasing me with some absent-minded words, the calf is not an uninteresting calf. But what do you mean by "it's so dangerous that you didn't see me"?
Hey, what are you talking about? How can the old cow be absent-minded to you? At that time, I was so busy that I wanted to step on two Hot Wheels, and I left before I finished speaking, the so-called "so dangerous, I didn't see you", that is: I will eat you raw on the spot when I see you! Haha, you still say I'm absent-minded, right? Maverick is freaking out now, right?
Well, eat it raw, the calf's bones are hard, and you can't gnaw it! Cows eat grass, no big cow eats a calf! Now it's almost time to get off work again, old cow. We'll see you tomorrow. Good people and good dreams.
Good dreams, good dreams, just dreaming that the old cow and the calf were eating grass together! I also watched the moonlight on a hill. Oh, by the way, I'll come over and pay you in the evening. It's just that it won't bump into your "sheep", right? Ha ha!
Okay, old cow! It just so happens that I don't work overtime tonight. Don't say anything "sheep"! My calf welcomes the old cow to the cowshed! I'm afraid that the calf is not well entertained, so I ask the old cow to forgive me in advance.
The night in the deep winter of the tropics was a little cold, so Mr. M added a sweater jacket and black casual clothes, dark gray pants, and a pair of black and brown leather shoes, walked out of the dormitory, and walked straight to the branch where Chang Berry was located.
Mr. M came to Changberryzi's dormitory and greeted each other with a smile. But Mr. M saw that only Chang Berry was alone, so he took out the money from his body and asked, What about the girls in your dormitory?
Chang Berry smiled: It's all dead and crazy outside, or go to other dormitories. As I said, Lao Niu, generally the company does not work overtime on holidays or usually, they are not in the dormitory, and generally only I am the only one who guards "Chengdu".
M Jundao: This gives you 40 yuan for the manuscript, haha, it turns out that your calf is an otaku! I didn't think that the calf, who was diligent and crying when he was a child, turned out to be a quiet lady.
Oh, thank you, old cow! This is true, I didn't joke with you before, I'm everyone's best girl. Old cow! I only have two activities after work or on holidays, either going out shopping or reading a book at home. Other than that, no other activities will be involved.
Hehe, calf, thank you! You can really keep the loneliness. You see, the other girls don't want to stay in their dorms.
Of course, they are them, I am me, nails are nails, rivets are rivets! But Lao Niu, haven't you paid attention to us little women, some of them actually like to hang out for fun, and some of them don't even say that they are looking for their best friends to go to a tryst.
Ha ha! Mavericks you ...... too Don't talk about it, I'm afraid that you will be angry and I want to see you angry!
I know what your old cow is going to say, in fact, I haven't been in contact with the "sheep" for a long time, and I only occasionally contact by phone. They have all become strangers! Don't think that the girls in our company are very pure, and some of them really make friends and friends. This one doesn't speak. Of course, in this outside world, they are afraid of loneliness and loneliness, and they can only pursue excitement through socialization. For example, the girl named Chun, she is really bold.
That is, some girls don't think too much when they are young, and they think it's fun and they care about other things. In fact, some men are the same. For example, my fellow countryman, who is old, often seems introverted in front of his male compatriots, but it is different in front of girls, and sometimes I remind him.
It was when I first came to the company and lived in the dormitory, and a girl came to our dormitory to play and talk, and he almost dragged someone else to sit on his bed, while he squatted on the ground, that is, he was talking while laughing maliciously across from the girl. Later, I transferred to the general office, and he was transferred to the branch as a kitchen worker. Now we only get together occasionally on holidays. He contracted a lung disease because he was working in the workshop. But I also pity him, his wife is old enough to give birth to a child, and now she is at home with the child and has not come out.
Oh old cow! You're talking about your fellow guy we met on the train. It's not serious! I didn't seem to like him no matter how I looked at him. Although he is not ugly......
The next day, Mr. M came to work and entered the secret file to talk to Chang Berry:
Haha, good morning, Maverick, we had a good chat last night, I didn't like to chat with me very much, I thought it was a waste of time, but since you came to the company, Lao Niu has changed a lot. Last night, your hair was so beautifully combed! Hehe, now the old cow is going out to plow the land. You rest in the cowshed, but don't go out and run around.
Good morning, old cow. Yes, we're cows who talk about everything. Whether I'm beautiful or ugly, you won't dislike it! Is it? Hehe, you old cow says I'm pretty, I'm pretty! Then if you have land to plow, step out of the hooves, and the calf will stay in the barn and wait for you.
Oh calf! I just went back to the cowshed, and the old cow looked at what you said and laughed knowingly. If you're too busy, don't brag for now. Bragging takes effort.
Maverick I am only a little busy, I can't find any interesting cowhide to blow, I have to wait for you Bull Demon King to play on the stage, Maverick I stayed in the audience and listened to and watched and imagined.
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Old cow, are you back? Just now we were all looking at Mr. Hong's newly bought Apple phone, which is too high-end! Oh, by the way, the sheep called at half past eleven last night, I slept in a daze and got up with my eyes closed to grab the phone, he said why is your phone turned off? And you always answer the phone in your dorm? I said that my bed was against the telephone base, and that the other girl's bed was next to the door, and that they were rarely in the dormitory. Of course, I'm answering the phone!
He said that you should find a way, tie the microphone with a rope, and pull the microphone to your ear with a pull of the rope when it rings. I said that my phone was broken and I didn't fix it, if I had a better phone, put it under the pillow, rang and reached out and touched it. He said what is good about a good mobile phone, and I said that if you say it badly, it is not good. And he said you want me to buy you one. I'm noncommittal, I think one is that he is stingy and won't buy better, and the other is that most of the things he promised are unintentional. Alas, what I said, you have to keep it secret from me, and you can't reveal the slightest rumor. After all, my calf hasn't been separated from the sheep yet.
Ha ha! Maverick, if Brother Sun Wukong doesn't come, of course the Bull Demon King will take the stage to "perform".
Maybe your boyfriend is right, and some of the better phones are just as practical, but it's not right for him to talk about it and not act on it. And as a young person, it is inevitable to pursue this. Of course, I will keep this secret for you. Actually, I still use the old mobile phone I bought a few years ago, this broken mobile phone used to be worth a little money, but now it is obsolete, and it is as old, ugly and outdated as me.
Lao Niu, in fact, there is no high-end mobile phone to live. I will listen to what he says. Lao Niu, when it comes to buying a mobile phone, I'm a person who would rather be short than overwhelmed, not that I can't afford it, but I'd rather not buy it than buy a bargain. Therefore, if it is high or low, it will never be bought again, so that its own people are not like people and cows. I didn't even bother to fix this phone. In fact, in the dormitory and office, the telephone is stretched out.