It's good to stay at home alone, watch TV, and blow the air conditioner at noon.

"Wang Xiaochu! It's 2 o'clock! Why haven't you been to school yet! ”

Mom rushed out when she heard the TV in the living room.

Then I saw only Yingwu who pressed the remote control with his paws.

Mother: "......"

Yingwu: "......"

"This ...... Hey, really, I don't turn off the TV when I go to school, and the parrot can't read the TV. ”

Mom turned off the TV.

Yingwu glared at his mother, and then turned on the TV in front of his mother.

“……”

Mom turned off the TV again.

Yingwu turned on the TV again.

Mom turned off the TV again.

Yingwu turned on the TV again.

TV: "Blame me?" ”

Mom didn't feel the resentment of the TV, and directly unplugged it.

Then she saw Yingwu plug in.

“……”

"Are the parrots now so capable of imitating? Not only can you speak, but you can also imitate movements? ”

Mom felt more and more how unconscionable the current merchants were, and behold, parrots were mutated by hormones.

Thinking about turning off the TV again.

Yingwu was about to turn on the TV, and found that his mother took out more than a dozen thick books, threw them in front of the TV, and blocked the switch.

Hum! Noble parrots can't deal with stupid humans.

Yingwu flew back to his room.

It's good to stay at home alone, play with the computer, and blow the fan at noon.

"Wang Xiaochu! It's 3 o'clock! How did you slip back from school! ”

Mom, who heard the movement, rushed into the room.

Then I only saw the heroic warrior who tapped the keyboard with his paws.

“……”

Yes, in the end, even the computer was blocked.

Stupid humans, ignorant humans, clumsy humans.

None of them knew the nobility of parrots.

Wang Xiaochu is, and so is his mother.

One did not let him accompany him to school, saying that he went to school and wanted to slander him.

The other did not let him play with electrical appliances, saying that he had a high IQ because he had taken hormones.

You humans only eat hormones!

Sad, sad, no more love.

He decided to go and see the shopkeeper's sister, mainly to see if there was anything new, and the boy's pocket money should be sent soon, right?

By the way, go see your siblings who grew up together and consider whether you want to free them.

Taking advantage of the breeze, Yingwu flew to the door of the store.

The shopkeeper's sister is holding a comb and carefully grooming the hair of a small parrot.

Just like it back then, nested in the hands of the shopkeeper's sister, intoxicated like in heaven.

Then, the shopkeeper put the little parrot in the cage at the entrance of the store and smiled with a mesmerizing smile.

"You're worth 50 today~"

Déjà vu, like yesterday.

Yes, it's still that little smashed back then, and it's still that taste.

I am back!

Yingwu shouted at the room full of parrots, in parrot language.

With a "bang", the parrots in the room boiled.

"Twitter......"

"Twitter......"

Translated into human language, it's probably the eldest brother who is back! Brothers, hurry up and say hello.

As soon as I heard it, it was the taste of the gangsters and the gangsters reuniting after a long absence.

Combined with the cage of freedom around it......

Well, the cell boss who had just been released from prison was arrested again, and he was welcomed by his fellow inmates.

Yingwu waved his wings and smiled with satisfaction.

"Hello comrades, comrades have worked hard~"

It's only been a little over a month, and there are many old faces missing from the store, and some new ones have been added.

It's really embarrassing for the birds.

"Die! Small! Hero! ”

The shopkeeper's sister looked at the scene of birds flying around because of the riot, and covered her eyes in pain.

She didn't have to guess to know which guy was showing up.

When she found out that Yingwu had opened the birdcage and wanted to escape, she knew that it was very smart.

How can ordinary parrots open their own bird cages?

At that time, she was still secretly happy, such a smart parrot, as long as it was trained well, it would definitely be able to sell for a good price.

However, when she locked the cage with a lock, the desperate hero became restless.

If there is nothing to do, he will drive the other parrots to make a lot of noise, and the bird feathers will be scattered all over the ground.

Afterwards, she silently cleaned up alone.

After many times, she had the urge to let her go.

But, this is the money.

People can't go against money, and the teacher has taught geese to pluck their feathers.

Therefore, in the end, he still got 20 yuan from Yingwu.

It's really a matter of putting what you've learned into practice.

"Where's your master! Didn't I tell him to lock you up? Why is he stupid enough to help you pick the lock?! ”

The shopkeeper's sister looked sad and began to clean the bird's feathers desolately.

Yingwu knew that she was lonely when she looked at the store alone, so she would have a habit of talking to herself, so she ignored it.

It flew to an English-style high-end birdcage, lowered its head, and communicated with the large scarlet-breasted parrot in the cage.

This big scarlet-breasted parrot is a guy that Yingwu often communicates with.

The reason is simple, this guy is so expensive, the price tag is 3000, which is 150 times his price.

It's the most expensive bird sold in this small shop.

However, in the world of parrots, it is still only the middle class that has just escaped poverty.

That doesn't stop it from dominating here, though.

All parrots can feel that the shopkeeper's sister takes the most careful care of it, and carefully examines it when it is a little uncomfortable.

Through this delicate relationship, it is natural to become the head of all parrots.

Yingwu wasn't in the mood to deal with them, as it was plotting to escape from prison.

As a result, after the failed escape from prison, the parrots were all shocked and felt incredulous at Yingwu's behavior.

At that time, this big scarlet-breasted parrot, the guy who was called Little Scarlet by Yingwu asked Yingwu.

Twitter...... Uh, which translates to, how do you get through the cage?

Yingwu looked at the lifting door that opened as soon as the little scarlet cage was pulled, and sighed in his heart, if you can't get out, you can only blame your IQ for being too low.

Since then, in the eyes of parrots, Yingwu has become the boss.

However, it is of no avail.

This time, Xiaofei saw Yingwu again, fluttering her wings excitedly.

Xiaofei: "There's nothing outside, what did you do out there?" ”

Yingwu: "Huh? Nothing out there? There's a lot of stuff out there. ”

Xiaofei: "No, I can't even see it." ”

Unseen?

Yingwu looked at the door of the store, and the world that could be seen in the store was always a fixed façade.

He asked Xiaofei: "Do you think that the outside world is only as big as you see?" ”

Xiaofei: "Yes, yes, it's so small outside, it's so small, why have you been in such a small place for so long." ”

Yingwu is speechless, it turns out that the story of sitting in a well and watching the sky is true?

Han Yu, who wrote this story back then, would he also have a parrot?

In the shop, the shopkeeper's sister was still sweeping bird feathers and complaining about heroism.

Xiaofei: "Why does she have to sweep away our hair every day, I finally lost a few hairs, so that the world is full of my breath, she swept away the hair." ”

Yingwu: "You have to understand the stupid humans, they are just dying and struggling, and sooner or later, they will succumb to our big parrot empire." ”

Xiaofei: "Hasn't the world always been ours?" When was it human? ”

Yingwu: "......"

Is this the only store in your world!!

At this time, the shopkeeper's sister finally cleaned up, glanced at Yingwu, and took out her mobile phone.

Toot, toot.

"Hello, your pet Xiaoying is ...... in my store"

"Uh-huh, no, how could it be causing me trouble? That's what I liked the most......"

"Well, you don't need to rush here, we'll ...... in a few days What the? You're really not coming?! ”

(I seem to want a recommended ticket, a recommended ticket~~~)