Chapter Twenty-Six: I Have Special Hookup Skills
In the gap between the slender eyelashes, there is a dangerous light.
As if he wanted to see through Yingwu thoroughly.
Originally, Su Kexin was not interested in this, but Wang Xiaochu and his parrot were really weird.
At the end of the day, I kept talking.
"No, I didn't say anything." Wang Xiaochu hurriedly waved his hand.
"Really nothing?"
Su Kexin's eyes were piercing, and Wang Xiaochu had no doubt that her next sentence would be: "There must be a shocking secret hidden behind it." β
"It's really nothing, it's just teaching it to speak." Wang Xiaochu touched his head in embarrassment.
"It's weird, you're just a budgie parrot, aren't you? Do parrots also talk? Su Kexin's eyes narrowed even more.
Wang Xiaochu's eyes lit up: "Have you raised it before?" β
Su Kexin shook his head: "No, but it's common sense that the little parrot basically can't speak." β
Wang Xiaochu cried silently in his heart, at that time he believed the ghost story of the shopkeeper's sister, saying that budgies are also very good at talking.
If you don't buy it, it's Yingwu......
Little smashed.
Heroic and vain, what a naΓ―ve child.
"Young man, hurry up and introduce me, and I'll help you turn the tables in three sentences." Yingwu has a plan for the enemy.
Wang Xiaochu's spirit was shocked, and he solemnly introduced it to Su Kexin, his tone full of pride.
"This is my family's heroic, heroic, and mighty. Don't look at him as a little tiger skin, but he is very good at talking. β
Su Kexin narrowed his eyes: "What do you usually teach it to say?" β
Wang Xiaochu said: "Generally, it is to imitate me to say three sentences, such as ......"
"I'm interested in cute boys." Yingwu answered.
"Uh...... Or rather......"
"I like boys."
"Ahem...... Hehehe...... I'm really a fan of some male celebrities, okay, let's not talk about it, I usually end up learning from me......"
"I'm GAY."
Wang Xiaochu shed tears of despair in despair.
I only feel the breeze blowing with sadness.
It's over, and I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River.
"Are you really, really really that aspect of your sexual orientation?" Su Kexin was extremely shocked.
Wang Xiaochu shook his head innocently.
He didn't speak, he knew very well that it was useless to say anything at this point.
Yingwu's answer was simply terrible, and he said three words to help him turn the situation around.
How could he be so naΓ―ve as to believe the words of a parrot who had been given strange hormones by scientists?
How can this help him? This is ruining him.
"Uh-huh, you're not, I know you're not, I'm not going to say it."
Su Kexin's answer sounded very convincing Wang Xiaochu, but no matter how you look at that expression and tone, it is actually you, but I understand your difficulties, so I won't say it!!
Wang Xiaochu is about to collapse, good guy, don't think about further developing a relationship with Su Kexin in this life.
Moreover, will it be hated now and ignored from now on?
Wang Xiaochu's worry did not appear, but found that Su Kexin's eyes had a lot more brilliance.
As if discovering a new continent, he circled around him, and his slightly squinted eyes made his whole body numb.
"Tut~Tut~ At first, I thought you were, but then I thought you weren't, and finally I found out that you were really, very hidden." Su Kexin's expression was ambiguous.
"I ...... I'm not, I'm not. Wang Xiaochu was about to cry.
"Uh-huh, you're not."
Perfunctory!
The answer was not sincere at all.
"Take it, this is my number, call me when the courier arrives, I'll pick it up." Su Kexin tore a note and gave it to Wang Xiaochu.
Wang Xiaochu asked as he answered: "Express?" Isn't it not going to be sent to my home? β
Su Kexin tilted his head, his eyes shining: "I just suddenly felt that I could trust you." β
After speaking, Su Kexin walked out of the school gate and got into the car that had been waiting for a while.
Wang Xiaochu held the note in his hand and watched Su Kexin leave with mixed feelings.
"The person left, but the number was given on his own initiative." Yingwu said with a smile.
"yes, and besides, you're willing to trust me again, but ......"
Wang Xiaochu grabbed his shoulder with one hand and threw himself into the air.
Yingwu flew in the air, and he sneered: "Young man, old man, I have been prepared, you are not skilled enough, and you still want to use the capture skill on me, and you can't do it yourself." β
Wang Xiaochu raised his head, his eyes were full of terrifying bloodshots, and his voice was low and hoarse.
"Yingwu, pick up your weapons and duel, today is either you die or you die!"
"So you don't have a choice?"
"Yes, self-punishable!"
"It's not that I'm dead?"
"Do you think you're still alive?"
"Uh...... Young man, I know your anger is uncontrollable, but we have to be reasonable......"
"I just want to kill you!"
"Don't mess around, I'm your benefactor, and I'll help you turn the tables in three sentences, not a word, not a lot of words."
"I only know three sentences, so Su Kexin and I have no possibility of development."
"Say it as if you had the same ......"
"Ah~ah~! Come, let me break your neck and send you to God. β
"Isn't it God who you are responsible for?"
"Then you are responsible for my life?"
"yes, didn't I say I'm going to make you a?"
"Tell me where I became a winner in life?"
"Just rely on Su Kexin's dignity as a goddess-level girl, ignore other people who are more handsome than you and better than you, and trust you alone, and you still say that you haven't become a winner?"
"......, that's good for me."
"Nonsense, why didn't anyone pay attention to you before I helped you?"
"......, like, it's a little bit."
Wang Xiaochu lowered his head sullenly, his face full of frustration.
"Forget it, it's impossible to be with her anyway, it doesn't matter if the image or anything."
Yingwu flew to the tree, patted his chest and promised: "Don't be afraid, young man, I think she is a rotten girl to say this, this is based on your charm value estimate, and the only place that can attract girls." β
"Do you want to show that my charisma is negative?"
"If you answer correctly, add 100 points."
"You've succeeded in provoking my anger again."
"Don't get excited, teenager, do you know what to do if you want to capture the hearts of girls? That's right, if you want her to be interested in you, now Su Kexin is very interested in you, you just need to have a long-term relationship with her, and the misunderstanding will be eliminated over time. I've already arranged a strategy plan for you, you just need to go with peace of mind......"
Looking at Wang Xiaochu's expression that you didn't believe when you said the flowers, Yingwu resolutely stopped his mouth.
I saw Wang Xiaochu patting him on the shoulder, and said dejectedly: "Come on, I'm going home." β
"Figured it out?" Yingwu asked tentatively.
"Hmph, can't you get up? If you don't come up, you fly back by yourself. β
Standard tsundere, it seems to have figured it out.
Yingwu fell on Wang Xiaochu's shoulder with confidence, and sighed with some emotion: "Actually, you are a good child......"
Wang Xiaochu grabbed Yingwu, his eyes were bloodshot again, and his smile was extremely terrifying.
"Hehehe...... Finally got you. β
Yingwu said that he retracted that emotion.
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