The living world has not seen death, and the enemy will not surrender!!

Before the story begins, I would like to make a few points first: this is an article with a degree of about 90% truth, and it is basically the real life experience and bizarre insights of the protagonist who has lived for so long.

Second: Some of these insights are also some summaries of my life, and if they are useful to you, you can borrow them; If there is the same, then you will treat me as if I copied it, and it doesn't matter.

Third: There will be a lot of Sichuan dialects in the text, and some are particularly special, just like Fangzi's Fangha, I hope you understand.

First of all, let's introduce the main protagonist of the story: my name is Xiao Leng, a drop in the ocean, a lot of cold below zero, a bitter child in the countryside, may be as bitter as eating poop, but it is also a happy life harvest. What should his personality be like? Actually, I don't know very well, maybe I want his immortal board to know. In fact, I am such a person in the 2008 Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan, many black and black people died, collapsed a lot of houses, and buried a lot of tickets (of course, here, for the compatriots who died in the earthquake to express deep condolences, for your family I will express my deep spiritual condolences, I didn't have to dig up any tickets, I can't give you some material support), I am in this disaster left behind the motherland's fast flowers, but for the time being, I still don't have it, is struggling to breathe and think about the motherland's votes, hehe. Xiao Leng I was admitted to the university after these two years, I remember that after the enrollment in Sichuan at that time, everyone was excited, rushed to burn incense and eat quack to see the results, after seeing the results, it was a face like eating baba, I have a deep understanding of this matter, Lao Tzu is one of them, I thought I could take the test very well, but the teacher did not give me face, only gave me so many points, let me go home to comfort the blind dates, it's not that I don't work hard, it's really not that I don't work hard, okay, even if I don't work hard. At that time, my old man saw the score, sighed several times, smoked a few dog cigarettes, and said, "xxx baby, (my name is three words, my old man is called my name and then add a baby, this is how it has been since childhood, mom is used to it) I think your score, okay, read a teacher or something is still very promising, you see that the salary of a teacher is very good, and there are a lot of holidays, you can often come back to help you old man and me carry dung (my one goes, dung)", " Why don't you learn some technology and come back and follow your old man and I, you can see what the waves look like? "I don't know a few words, I definitely can't listen to all what he says, so then I pretended to fill in a few volunteers, the first choice I still filled in a university in Beijing, of course I can't go, and I didn't have any hope, and the next few volunteers filled in seriously.

In fact, when I applied for volunteering, one of my biology teachers warned me seriously, and he often said to me: "xxx, for your current grades, the test is really bad, but I think that if your baby repeats a year, he will definitely be able to go to a good university, if you go to a junior college, then you don't come back to see me." Lao Tzu's sweat was full of tears, and he just wanted to say to you quietly: "You really lift me up, in fact, I have a university, I will definitely go to it, no matter who he runs a university, as long as he goes, Lao Tzu can say that Lao Tzu is a college student and B is a farmer in vain." (Actually, it wasn't until later that I realized that my thoughts at the time were wrong, I should really listen to your old man's words, forget it, and here's a warning to everyone, in fact, many of what the teacher said are still right, even if you didn't feel it at the time, it will come true later.) ）”

My parents actually often go out to work, my mother is often on the construction site, my old man is a bricklayer, is to use a brick knife to cut bricks, I asked me why the old man chose to cut bricks, but he just didn't tell Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu was angry, but still didn't dare to say anything, only ask my grandfather, my grandfather told me about my old man when he was young, my old man was very good when he was young, often picked up a knife to cut people, help fight, grab things, steal things, at that time, only I have to find a way, My old man thought of a more direct way, in fact, I still agree with my old man's approach, of course, it will definitely not work now, (persuade everyone not to do anything illegal, when the time comes, I will definitely not be responsible for you, in case of being arrested by the police grandparents, I don't care about it.) Later, my old man found my mother, and in my mother's stern and gentle country, he was tamed, alas, no matter how much a man is worth a woman, this is the truth! After my old man corrected the "shoes", he began to make some slightly legitimate things, why do you say that it is slightly legitimate, you must not think of it, damn, I will tell you slowly later. My old man began to follow the old man, followed to school to make up for the child (repair shoes), began to be very obedient, of course very angry, my old man has been doing it for so long, or quite a long time, or for a few days, my old man feels that to make up for the child, uneasy, feel very ashamed (in fact, Lao Tzu still thinks so, damn the dignified man, make up for the child, make up for your uncle), and then secretly go to his fox friends and good friends to do business, to buy and sell eel, silver carp and some other things, As a result, he begged for a loss, his friend ran the ball, Mo Defa, he was a person, and begged for no money, and then thought of a way to take Lao Tzu to block, you can settle the account (at that time, Lao Tzu was born, and there is a fart so big, and the ball does not understand), the result was known by my grandfather, at that time my grandfather split his head and covered his face to my old man to cut Oh, and then my old man was painful, so he left me, of course, my grandfather also sold a lot of my grandfather's antiques (in fact, it is some boxes, and some worthless things, My grandfather told me, the most valuable thing he sold was a bowl that was very old, it was specially used to fill me with rice at that time, and it was fluttering that I ate, no wonder Lao Tzu never had a long ball, the bowl was sold, and there was a hair), and then the money was returned, and my grandfather asked my old man to learn to cut his skull (now called a haircut), it seems that he is still following some old man, damn, why is Lao Tzu's old man so much, but my old man still failed to get the momentum, alas, otherwise my old man must be a rich second generation, Counted. In the end, my mother forced my old man to divorce, and it turned out to be a problem, and my old man was obedient as soon as he had, damn, it's still the same sentence, a man who doesn't want to win a woman's gentle township, the truth!

Don't talk about my old man, talk about Lao Tzu, Xiao Leng I was born only more than three catties, a few dollars to four catties, I began to think that I couldn't live, but I raised it for a long time and didn't die, alas, this is a mistake, it may be that my Lao Tzu's life should not be extinguished, Lao Tzu was born without milk, called Lao Tzu to go with other milk, Lao Tzu did not drink, and then Mo Defa, just cook porridge for me to eat, Lao Tzu's home is high on the edge of the reservoir, my old man went to fry fish for me to eat, no matter whether it is cold or cold or gray, a few handfuls of cold jump to the reservoir to get fish, This is still gray and touched, thinking about it is a handful of bitter tears, alas, please allow me to cry tears * Ha,,,,,,, good ball, continue. My mom Lao Han finally raised me to death, my mom Lao Han still has a high consciousness, knows to send me up to study, Lao Tzu began to read the first grade at the age of three and a half, there was no kindergarten at that time, Lao Tzu talent nb, directly from the first grade to start walking, the result of a few years or in the whole first grade, damn, this is the pit, at that time Lao Tzu carried an empty schoolbag (my mother sewed it for me, the belt is a little long) can not support the head, and finally there is no way, has been carrying the schoolbag, until the fourth grade or the fifth grade, Lao Tzu just changed to a new school bag, alas, I am a bitter b, count it, don't talk about this.

Let's talk about the kissing children in our place: the first one, a woman, one or two years older than Lao Tzu, called X Tinghong, gentle personality, should be called "gentle and elegant", fight without hands, generally touch what to take what to do Oh, of course, Lao Tzu is deeply affected, often ravaged gently, what ball things dare to be rectified, damn, which point is like a woman, Lao Tzu didn't do the ball to understand, after n years, Lao Tzu finally understood why she is a woman, because she has less things than Lao Tzu, hahaha, Be proud.

The second, her younger brother, a few months older than Lao Tzu, is called X Tingyong, why did he take this name, Lao Tzu thought about it, in fact, it still has a lot to do with his behavior, hehe, when he was a child, he took his little brother to the baking cage (the poor man's stove is used to roast the fire, made of bamboo) to roast, and as a result, the mouth in front of him was burned and swollen, why is it burned, because Lao Tzu helped him apply lard, and also stained some hay, and the result was burned, so his bravery is not comparable to me, I admit it, But I still like Dazhi very much, the two of us together are Dazhi Dayong, hahaha.

The third, the other, called the X-ray sword, is more than a year older than Lao Tzu, but I admit that the wisdom of others is not comparable to me, every time he causes trouble, he thinks of an idea, and he also thinks of a way to solve it, this is a talent, of course, being scolded and rectified is me and Yong Wazi, he ran the ball, every time we also say that it has nothing to do with him, it is me and Yong Wazi, mom Lao Tzu was so righteous at that time, of course, there is Yong Wazi, I have to praise Yong Wazi.

The last one is me, I look "withdrawn", my personality is "withdrawn", my ability is "incisive", anyway, it's a fart, what I say is also regarded as a fart, of course my mother won't, every time something big happens, my mother will help me, no matter who scolds me, my mother will help me scold back, and then after I go home, I will clean up on me, alas, my mother's general torture tools are decorated (barbed strips), my thunder, and then I feel that there is nothing to get used to, anyway, it is all pain, with a little thorn, afraid of a hairy clue.