Chapter 2 A Childhood Like Hardship
The living world has not seen death, and the enemy will not surrender!
Let's talk about my stepping on the children who are kissing: one or two years old, I don't know how to play the ball, I don't have to play, I only know how to drink grandma, but I don't have to drink, I only drink crucian carp soup, so now Lao Tzu is so "smart" Ha, hehe, proud.
Three or four years old, can walk, a few children as big as a fart, lying together to beat the fart, but generally Lao Tzu is beaten, bitter * one, and knows to go to the house next door to steal candy to eat, of course, Lao Tzu eats the least, but Lao Tzu also has to pry the door, and then bitter * one. Every peanut planting season, that is the time when we children are the happiest, people have just planted peanuts, the next day we go to dig up the peanuts and eat them (why dig them out and eat them the next day, do you know why?). I guess you don't know, or I told you well, peanuts can absorb more water after being buried in the soil for a period of time, and the fragrance in the soil, so it tastes delicious, this is technology, hey, hey, hey), what I thought at the time was that I had to dig it out after a few months after planting, and it became more when I dug it, which was very troublesome, so we went to help them dig it out in advance, and ate a few in order to treat myself, you see, my thinking is not very avant-garde, where is it like the children now, To do anything without thinking about it is simply stupid and reckless.
Five or six years old, ran to the bamboo forest to catch bamboo shoots and insects, remember that we are not playing with it, we catch a lot of that beetle, take it to burn and eat, this is the legendary barbecue, I don't know if there was a barbecue in the society at that time, maybe they were copied to us, forget it, don't blame them, this also shows that the wisdom of children is innovative, is powerful, persuade everyone not to just say that children are wrong, in fact, he is using his own way to explain and create the world, forget it, said, you don't understand, let's continue to talk.
Seven or eight years old, running, jumping, we can go up the mountain, can go to the sea, of course not really go to the sea, every rainy season we take a bucket to the field to fish, catch crabs, catch the lobster you shouted (of course, not as big as the Australian lobster), sometimes also use a stick to fish, I don't know if the fishing in the game hall is this evolution, this time I won't say they copied it, count them as borrowing.
At the age of nine or ten, we began to think about getting something in the sky to eat, we began to "develop" the projectile (slingshot), after the development was successful, we began to make bows and arrows, and began to hunt small birds and birds to eat, hahaha, that meat is suitable for yo, you know? CJ Bashi, of course, often can't shoot accurately, but I'm not discouraged, I began to develop bird nets to kill, we generally use covers (mosquito nets), you look at this is to insist on not "leaking", we just don't leak, just don't leak, don't leak to death, what can you do with me, hahaha!
At the age of eleven or twelve, I began to learn Alto car (that is, the super high bar bicycle, damn, are secretly used to practice), amazing, of course, it is inevitable that there will be pain in practice, but everyone is fine, there is no big problem, but Lao Tzu is miserable, practice the car and rush directly to the field, my one goes, it is really cool to me, it is really Xtep, the feeling of flying, when I landed, there is ,,,,, a worse than me, directly rushed to the bamboo forest to click, directly stuck, can not pull out, I still cut the bamboo to get it out, my one gloating, and there is one more NB, flying forks and forks rushed into the mouth (dung pit), at that time the mouth didn't have to cover it, and it ended up fishing a full poop, hahaha, I'm so happy.
In fact, as a rural child, we have a lot of plays, such as: bullet glass bomb, gray ash machine, sitting behind half a barrel to fight, weaving lace, using plucking to make pistols, machine guns, cannons, water fights in the field, using rubbing cannons to explode cow farts, etc., a lot of fun things, now think about it is really a lot of wealth, these things really have to be left behind.
Speaking of eleven or twelve years old, I have to say that I am in elementary school, not much else, I don't know how to mix up in the first to fifth grades, and the grades will not run out of the top three every semester, of course, they are generally countdown, homework is infinitely not done, sometimes I am too lazy to take books, of course, it is not that I don't do it, damn, there is so much work to do at home, there is time to write with balls, I can't eat enough, I also write, write wool, and finally lose the schoolbag, Mom Lao Han can't buy another bad schoolbag, continue to go to school,Okay,Then go to school again.,This time Lao Tzu became smart and made people's schoolbags rotten.,Everyone's schoolbags are rotten together, and no one will say that Lao Tzu's schoolbag is rotten.,Hahaha.。 When it comes to reading, you can't talk about the elementary school teacher, who beats Lao Tzu every day, and shouts Lao Tzu to find him a few golden strips to give him the whole, Lao Tzu is verbose, but Lao Tzu did melons at the time, and gave him a few strips of how big they are, and at that time I wanted to make it bigger, so as not to call me again, and the result is good, every time I use that big whole me, every time I get Guaxisi, and the result is still neat, alas, Lao Tzu's wisdom, where did I go at that time? Once, I didn't do my homework for half a semester, the teacher was hairy, I was hairy, just think about it, I'm hairy, the consequences must be very serious, the teacher is miserable this time, the teacher's hands are hurting, beat me whole, hit me all over the ground, and practice is rolling, but this practice is still very technical, roll to the place where there are many classmates, there is always someone to help me take it, hahaha, but in the end I was still cleaned up and swollen in the face, forget it, don't say it, it's all tears, blood and tears! Persuade you to calm down when you don't have the ability to resist, I am a lesson, there is a sentence that does not say so, "If you don't fly, you will die." Remember, this is a piece of advice and advice that I wish you would receive.