"I said brother-in-law, congratulations" Zhang Jiujiu's QQ window popped up an edited message.

"Who is taking advantage of? You're still a sister-in-law! "The question of Zhang Jiujiu's name has caused him a lot of trouble. As long as you enter: "xiaojiuzi" these pinyin, almost all the input method number one word is "brother-in-law".

"I'm sorry, my sister's hand is too fast, and I wrote it wrong. Good brother, don't be angry. The editor's tone was unprecedentedly gentle.

"Don't, your tone, goosebumps all over my body. Let's get it straight, what's the matter. I finished the update ahead of schedule today. "Zhang Jiujiu's biggest headache is urging the draft.

"Look at you, this stingy man, still a big man. I've seen your text. It's good, it's good. Good news for you, do you want to hear it? The editor complained and said.

"What's the matter, don't sue me, buy me out?" Zhang Jiujiu has also been on the website for a long time, dreaming about when his works will be bought out by the website. In that case, it will be a drought and flood to ensure the harvest.

"Your two chapters of the novel have received a lot of clicks, good reviews, and a lot of flowers. Congratulations first. If this trend continues, it will be a matter of time before you buy out your Wen'er. Don't worry. The editor congratulated him. Zhang Jiujiu was slightly disappointed.

Before Zhang Jiujiu could think about what to say, the news popped up again: "In addition, the editor-in-chief also read your article." The news I want to tell you is that the editor-in-chief has decided to give you a main promotion of the homepage of the main site. How's that, surprise, right? ”

"Wow, that's great. The editor-in-chief finally opened his eyes. Thank you, editor, sister. Zhang Jiujiu was numb, followed by a cute picture.

"What do you mean, you say this, not afraid that the editor-in-chief will regret it?" The editor scared the little girl.

"I was so excited that I didn't know how to say thank you. Hehe, I'm so happy. Sister, I'll treat you to lunch. Zhang Jiujiu took the opportunity to tease. It's almost noon.

His editor barely spoke to him that much. In addition to the amendment and filling out of the contract on the day of signing, there was a detailed exchange. Saying so many words today, it was the first time that the eldest girl got on the sedan chair.

"Okay, you fly here, my sister is waiting for you." As an editor, this female editor has seen a lot of such a little love and coping with it, and she also has a counter-flirtatiousness.

The two of them are two cities in different provinces, separated by 108,000 miles. Invite her to dinner? Zhang Jiujiu will go to the airport now, and it is estimated that he will only be able to catch dinner. For the sake of a joke, Zhang Jiujiu naturally wouldn't do it.

"Then you wait for me, don't eat lunch. I invite you to a candlelit dinner, a world for two. Hehe. "Zhang Jiujiu changed Bengali to.

"Hurry up and code words. is a little kid, not a big person, and he still learns to pick up girls. Add one more today. I'll arrange a homepage recommendation for you. As soon as the editor finished speaking, the avatar dimmed. It seems that it was specifically to tell Zhang Jiujiu about the news.

In fact, the QQ of the editors is always online. Their job is to communicate and coordinate. They need to know what the authors need at all times, and they also need to pay attention to the needs of some newbies.

However, in order to prevent being disturbed by a lot of harassing messages, they are all incognito. Only come out when something happens. Otherwise, if you contact him, he will ignore you. They set a fixed time or two a day to deal with the questions left by the author.

Zhang Jiujiu smiled happily. can be recommended on the homepage, the click-through rate, must be like a rocket, and it will go straight up. Zhang Jiujiu became more and more confident, and he began to fantasize about the days when he counted the money and counted the cramps in his hands. That's called a beauty.

Zhang Jiujiu was daydreaming alone there, but in the heavenly court, it exploded because of his online novel. It's not that his article is so shocking. The main thing is that those fairy bosses haven't gotten together for some days.

Because there are too many immortals in Heavenly Court, the members invited to each meeting are different, and they come in turns, so that each immortal can feel like they are participating. Although the meetings were frequent, there were not many opportunities for these immortals to meet.

"Guo Lao'er, didn't you ride your donkey today?" An old fairy with two horns on his head asked with a smile and a smile on his gray beard.

"No, it's on strike. What is it now, he is also a donkey god, and he wants gods and gods to be equal in the heavenly palace. also said that it is a handsome guy in the donkey industry, and if you want to go to the idol school, you have to pay attention to the image. You can't always be someone else's mount. Zhang Guolao's face was bitter.

"It's really no rules. Now these mounts, pets, and so on are making trouble with the independence of the gods. Playing the piano indiscriminately, is there any racial hierarchy? The white-bearded fairy said.

"My unicorn is also engaged in free love. It's just a mess of love! It is pursuing the peacock in the Yaochi Phoenix Exhibition Garden, which has not yet become a fine man. It is said that it is better to cultivate oneself than to extract the actual results. He lent all his inner pills to others to cultivate. Another middle-aged fairy with a square face, a broad nose and a red face also stepped forward to complain.

"It's all infatuation. True love is rare, it's the same in the heavens and on earth. Pei Hang, known as the god of love, also arrived with the goddess Yunying. They are veritable fairy couples.

There have been more and more famous pairs of immortal couples in the Heavenly Court in the past thousand years. What Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen, Tang Bohu and Qiu Xiang, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, their love touched heaven and earth, and they were exceptionally promoted to the fairy world by Heavenly Court. I really envy others.

"Ah, it turned out to be a virtuous couple. It's been good lately. We saw it on the day of your ascension. Are you still used to the days in Heaven? Is there anything I need help with, speak. The matchmaker smiled, walked over, and said teasingly.

"What do you say? If you don't help out with Yue Lao'er, how can you have time to come out and hang out here? On the day the couple stepped on the heavenly court, Pei Hang looked at the matchmaker twice. Yun Ying has always held a grudge, and when she saw the matchmaker, she was inexplicably angry. What's more, there is ambiguity in the matchmaker's words.

Although the matchmaker has never been married, her beauty can be regarded as a country and a city. She was promoted after death because she had accumulated virtue in the Yang world, and she became a member of the heavenly court.

But after all, she is young and frizzy, soft-hearted, and childish. Frequent business trips. As a result, the interface of the world is now full of glass hydrangeas and lace edges.

She herself didn't admit it, saying that the marriage was destined in her previous life, and she just followed the procedure. Yue Lao'er had to add another "Comrade Management Office" to wipe her ass.

"I'm here to represent Master at the Heavenly Court Board of Directors Meeting. It's not like you, it's just a follower. The matchmaker snorted arrogantly and glared again.

"Why don't I follow the ass and make room for you? Coquette! Yun Ying completely ignored her immortal image and scolded loudly.

"You're a vixen, your whole family is a vixen!" The matchmaker has been pulling the media for others, but she is lonely and single, and what she is most afraid of is that people will slander him as a junior.

"Yo, who is praising the mourners behind their backs? Girl, quarrels are quarrels, don't talk to me! Su Daji's eyes flew sideways, and several immortals on the scene, young and old, this soul flew away.

"You're not a good thing either. hook up three and four, and bring disaster to the country and the people. Why was Nuwa Niangniang so merciful back then, and didn't let you be destroyed? Yun Ying was not soft about such a role, and said bluntly and sarcastically.

At that time, Su Daji was ordered by Nuwa Niangniang to go to the capital of the Shang Kingdom to sing songs, confusing the king and ruining the Yin Shang world. was supposed to obey the heavens, but she was bewitched by Shen Gongbao, unprovoked evil, cruel thieves, poisonous and loyal martyrs, tragic and abnormal, and the virtue of heaven and good life, and the evil was pervasive, and it was reasonable to correct the law.

Nuwa Niangniang remembered that it was not easy for Su Daji to practice for thousands of years, leaving her remnant soul under the extreme northern ice field for thousands of years. Su Daji was blessed by misfortune, devoted herself to cultivation, and finally achieved positive results, and was canonized as the god of iceberg beauty by the Jade Emperor after being released. For this reason, the Queen Mother also had a big quarrel with the Jade Emperor.

"Okay, okay, you all don't argue. It's a lot old, and I can't hide it. I'm here today to discuss business. The white-bearded old fairy with long horns was a member of the board of directors, and he couldn't listen to it anymore, so he stepped forward to stop the quarrel.

As the saying goes, three women in one play. With Su Daji, the matchmaker, and Yun Ying, this is very lively. If it's okay, it's also a pleasant thing to watch the three beauty gods quarrel, and it's eye-catching.

"yes, stop arguing. Where are you all here? It's almost time, so let's all take our seats. Zhang Guolao also opened the circle.

"Old Zhang, didn't Gongzi Lu come today?" The matchmaker glanced at Zhang Guo's old man and asked. He had no ability to resist Lu Dongbin's gentlemanly demeanor.

"Death does not change!" Yun Ying muttered, and was suppressed by Pei Hang with divine power. He was afraid that if the war broke out again, he would be affected again.

"Today, I'm a representative, Miss Hong'er, I'm sorry. I'll bring your brother Lu over to you another day. It's been a long time since I've played chess with Yue Lao'er. Zhang Guo smiled hehehe.

"Elder Zhang, don't make fun of the slave family." The matchmaker blushed and hurriedly walked towards the seat.

"A few chatted slowly, and the mourning family also said goodbye." Su Daji still considers herself the queen. She said goodbye, and the gods and goddesses of all ages and children who listened to them were crispy and numb. It's useless.

"Everyone was quiet. All sit down, sit down. Now the meeting is open. "The person presiding over the meeting was the white-bearded old fairy who was chatting with Zhang Guo just now." Let's first learn the spirit of the Jade Emperor on streamlining meetings. Be sure to shorten the meeting time, reduce the number of meetings, and talk less nonsense......"

Half an hour passed. The old fairy was still holding a copy of the text and reading the charter. All the immortals in the audience were drowsy and crumbling. There were also a few hands under the table, heads down, and there was silly music.

"Okay, now it's time to officially vote on the case of Zhang Jiujiu writing an online novel to slander important members of the Heavenly Court. Zhang Jiujiu's loss has been placed in your virtual brain, you can check it for yourself. Next, please agree to let go of Zhang Jiujiu's immortal hand. The old fairy announced.

Somewhere down there is listening to him? Not to mention raising his hand, there was not even a reaction. These directors have never been very concerned about these motions that do not concern them.

The people who organized the meeting were also well aware of the situation, and in order to escape responsibility, they generally voted in the way of letting the suspect go by raising their hands. This is why the vast majority of mortal events that are submitted to the board of directors are guplotted.

"Okay, all the tickets are clear, and Zhang Jiujiu will be severely punished. After the meeting, the Zhaowen Yuan was asked to submit a punishment method, and the Metropolitan Criminal Court sent a god to the mortal world to enforce it. Meeting. ”