Chapter 150
These immortals have only been brought to Heaven in the past few hundred years, and they have no merits, so naturally they have no grade, and they are placed in this department that they have experienced experience. Exercise their eyesight and analytical skills to replenish the reserve strength of Heavenly Court.
The department they are currently in is the "Network Monitoring Office Group" temporarily established by the "Mortal Current Affairs Monitoring Office" under the jurisdiction of Yangde Yuan.
Yangde Yuan was originally the department of the Heavenly Court in charge of "the virtue of the world". It's just that with the emergence of the new thing "Internet" in the world, the management of moral affairs has become more complicated and difficult. So a separate group was created to do this.
The gods sent to this group are some who have recently been promoted to Heaven. Heavenly Court originally thought that they were closer to the real mortal world, and they knew more, but they knew that even the newly promoted immortals were all a hundred years old. And the "Internet" has only existed for a few decades.
The people of the "Network Monitoring Office Group" were also black-eyed, so they had to cross the river by feeling the stones. They watched and learned, and they could be regarded as touching some doorways.
For example, the rise of this online novel is only a matter of the mortal world for nearly ten years, and it is only ten days with them, how can they be familiar with it so quickly. Even if they know the entire content of a computer with a glance, there is still some negligence in analyzing and filtering.
In fact, there are many situations where they can't be fully monitored, just like the TV series filmed by mortals, there are many of them that do not conform to the rules of the heavenly court, and even leak some of the ** of the heavenly court, and they can only cast a big net and leak small fish.
Zhang Jiujiu is also a guy who has a lot of ideas, and he has written several books in a row to write about the battle of the gods, which has caused some minor gods to read with him. This is the hidden danger of today.
Those little immortals were just bored, and when they saw the online articles of their predecessors, their curiosity rose, and who knew that there would be a heavy discovery today. This caused a dispute between several immortals.
Zhang Jiujiu still has some immortal fate among these little immortals, and there are a few immortals who have been selected into the heavenly court before they are deeply involved in the world, and they are very interested in the divine characters fabricated by Zhang Jiujiu, and they must read every time. When something like this happened today, they still wanted to keep it down.
In addition, there are a few minor gods who want to invite some credit from the gods of the heavenly court. If there is a peaceful place in the upper and lower ground today, how easy is it to make meritorious contributions? Sorting out the way of words has become a shortcut for all the immortal soldiers.
As a result, more and more people joined the warband. There was a lot of hype in the office group. Among them, there are also a few yellow-haired, blue-eyed and big-nosed guys who have also joined the battle group.
Nowadays, the immortals of the Western world and the Eastern world have also strengthened exchanges. They respectively sent the "young" immortals in the prime of life to study in each other's heavenly court, saying that they wanted to keep up with the trend of the times in the mortal world.
The Eastern Heavenly Court also received a few priests from the West who came to preach from the mortal world under its jurisdiction. However, people from the Eastern mortal world who went to Western countries were rarely able to integrate into the Western immortal world. It is mainly the teachings of the West that are increasingly recognized by more Easterners. The teachings of the East, on the other hand, are relatively complacent.
Western sects even have the status of state religion in some countries in the Eastern mortal world, so it is no wonder that the Eastern Heavenly Court can also accept some small immortals with Western faces.
When these big-nosed immortals were originally in the mortal world, they knew more about modern mathematics, physics, chemistry and other knowledge, and they were faster to understand new things like the "Internet". So most of them were sent here as technical priests.
"Such an arrogant and ignorant little person should be severely punished, otherwise where is the power of God? Where does God exist? It must be judged harshly to set an example! "The second generation of gods is shouting there.
"Yes, this is punishable by capital punishment in the West. He is blaspheming, and his actions are of the same nature as blasphemy. "A big nose is there too. In his bones, he has not fully accepted the arrangement of the gods of the Eastern Heavenly Court, and he still respects God.
"You guys are alarmist. Writing a few stories would damage the majesty of the gods? "An iron fan of Zhang Jiujiu is able to stand up.
"Haven't done any damage yet? What do you see written there? See for yourself, why are all the roaring dogs coming up? A little fairy who advocated strict handling saw Zhang Jiujiu's new code, and his nose was crooked.
"Well, and the Howling Dog? Haha, this time Erlang God should have fun. "A person who didn't join the brawl was also attracted to it. He is responsible for monitoring film and television works, which belongs to post-tracking. As long as it is not made into a movie or TV series, he generally does not express his opinion.
The Heavenly Court is now bloated and redundant, and the gods are all in their own positions and do not invade each other. I am afraid of being accused of overstepping my authority, and I am even more afraid that the party who meddles in things will turn around and look for trouble. He was also attracted by the content of several people's conversations.
He hopes that these people in charge of online article monitoring can miss some prohibited works and be able to go on the screen in the future. Only then will he have credit.
"Isn't the whistling dog black? How did he write the spotted pattern? Or a bubble? He'd really think about it. Dogs can be male and female. A little god who read the text seriously said.
"According to what he wrote, is there still a temperance? Won't all of us immortals suffer? Is there still a 'man and dog love affair' in the back? The other god also said worriedly.
"I'm afraid there will be more comrades. Heavenly Court is originally a monk with more meat and less meat, even if pigs, horses, sheep, cattle, chickens, ducks, fish and dogs are all counted, there are not a few holes. That's how he wrote, hum, it's not that I'm sensational. Most of the heavens will suffer. The brothers of the film and television team can't care about any taboos at this time, and interjected.
"If my life is good, can you write a paragraph between me and the goddess? Even if it's a meal together, it's enough **. Hehehehehe. "Someone was stupid.
"Just you, it's about the same as the goddess's jade rabbit. You see that your mouth is forked, and it happens to be a pair with Sister Jade Rabbit. Ha ha. "Someone hit it directly.
"I saw a joke that day, saying that the Jade Emperor tried the case of the rape of the Jade Rabbit by the Roaring Heavenly Dog, and the Jade Emperor said this: 'Now the Heavenly Realm is holding a trial to try the case of the Jade Rabbit raped by the Roaring Heavenly Dog of Erlang God, and the defendant will be summoned! Hey! Howling Dog! Call you! Still looking at text messages! And giggles'. Do you think human beings are getting bolder? A little god who had been watching the excitement for a long time interjected.
"I have it too, I have it too, it is said that the roaring dog flirted with the jade rabbit and was known by Chang'e, so Chang'e took the jade rabbit to Erlang God to ask for an explanation. Erlang God went up and slapped the Roaring Heavenly Dog twice: Do you also want to be demoted to the heavenly realm by the Jade Emperor and end up like the person who is reading the information? Not to be outdone, the little god next to him also said one.
"Yes, these mortals are getting bolder. What other spacecraft is launched to circle around Chang'e's Moon Palace. When a discerning person looks at it, he knows that these mortals are not well-intentioned! They must be warned! "The other one who watched the excitement was also uneven.
When the second generation of gods heard this, it was as if they had two allies. "You see, we immortals are not powerful, they mortals are the sick gods." The second generation of gods directly upgraded the problem to a higher level.
"They must not be allowed to blaspheme the Goddess. The dignity of the gods must be defended. If one day they were really allowed to go to the thirty-three heavens, wouldn't they even be watching us when we were bathing and sleeping? "A fan also joined.
"They only launched the spaceship to find a planet where they could immigrate, what does it have to do with voyeurism? How far did they fly? What you're talking about is nothing at all. Jiu Fan also distinguished.
"yes, didn't they build a lot of radio telescopes and radar stations, didn't they see us? And the Hubble telescope, at best, found some antimatter or something. It's not worth worrying about! Another long-time fan also said.
"Okay, okay," said the team leader who raised his hand just now, "Don't fight, big guys." Let's not talk about it. Let's report it up. ”
They basically didn't have any mana, but they were just qualified to advance, and it happened that Heavenly Court was also using gods, so they were exceptionally promoted.
It stands to reason that there are quite a few immortals in the heavenly realm, but they are all in charge of power and tails, and it is difficult to assign new tasks. With the emergence of all kinds of new things in the mortal world, the heavenly court had to change with it.
For example, the newly established "Mortal Air Quality Monitoring Room" and "Mortal Mysterious Weapon Tracking Station" are all departments that have been added to adapt to the new era and new environment.
However, none of the original ministry members could be transferred, and these newly created departments had no real power, so they could only be selected from those who had no background, ordinary abilities, and were enthusiastic about the clergy.
To say that the efficiency of this heavenly court is quite high, except for the ridicule. The team leader reported to the top and quickly got a reply: "The information sent by the 'Network Monitoring Office Group' about Zhang Jiujiu's writing of online novels involving the defamation of important members of the Heavenly Court has been read, and this news involves the stability of the Heavenly Court, and it is forwarded to the higher departments for instructions!" ”
After a while, they received another message: "The information sent by the 'high-tech monitoring team' on the 'information about Zhang Jiujiu's writing of online novels involving defamation of important members of the Heavenly Court' sent by the 'Network Monitoring Office' has been read, and this news involves the stability of the Heavenly Court, and it is forwarded to the higher authorities for approval!" ”
After another two moments, another piece of news came: "The information sent by the 'Mortal Current Affairs Monitoring Office' has been read, and the information sent by the 'High-tech Monitoring Team' has been read and forwarded to the higher authorities for approval!" ”
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In this way, half a day of mortal time passed, and the news they reported was transmitted to the seventh level upwards and sent down to the seven lower levels. The final result was: "Submit this issue to the Heavenly Court Board of Directors for a vote!" ”