Mr. M also came to the office in advance and turned on the computer to enter the secret file sharing, because he went to a meeting yesterday and didn't reply to Chang Berry on the computer later. Now, he's going to see what his "berry" says:

Hee-hee, then I'll blow a funny cow.

There was a couple who came to play in a deep mountain. Faced with strong winds and rain, they had to take refuge in a cave. It was getting dark, and the rain was still falling, so they found a small hut where they were going to spend the night and go back tomorrow morning. Pushing open the door, the room was empty, except for a large urn.

They thought it was strange that they went round and round the urn, knocking and beating, and the husband accidentally broke the urn, and a bald old man jumped out of the urn. They were surprised, and the old man said, "I am an immortal with boundless power, and I have been sleeping here for five hundred years when I am drunk." Thank you for waking me up, and in return for you, I will grant you a request. Say, what do you want?

The couple was overjoyed and discussed it and said they wanted to have a fortune of $10 million. The old man agreed, "Okay, when you go home, you will find that there is a small box under your bed, and it contains what you want." The couple was very happy, and the old man said: But I also want to ask you to promise me one thing, I have lived alone for hundreds of years, and the loneliness makes me feel very miserable, can your wife stay with me for one night?

The two of them thought about it, and thought it was worth it to get the property, so they agreed to the old man's request. So the husband went home first to look for money, and the wife stayed with the old man for the night.

The next morning, when his wife was about to leave, the old man stopped her and said, "Girl, how old are you this year?" The wife hesitated and replied, "Thirty." The old man shook his head, sighed and said: Alas, thirty-year-old people are not young, how can they still believe in fairy tales?

How's that, I'm funny, right?

Yo, where are you going, come back and see the funny cow I blew to you, you have been laughing for ten years.

After watching the boast of Chang Berry, Mr. M couldn't help but snicker hoarsely, and said in his heart, this cute little naughty! How do you blow this with me? So he typed a few words:

Hahahahaha! Dad laughed like an old fool! You still have such a, that dad laughed several times, waiting for a hundred years to be less.

Gee, why did you forget to call me "Berry"? Now I'm resting, and bragging is tiring enough. You know I've been in the data group for a long time, and I've been working a lot of overtime lately. I'm going to work overtime again tonight, annoying! When I went back, I was the only one who felt afraid (once bitten by a snake, ten years afraid of straw rope), I remember one night I went out to buy things alone, and met gangsters, fortunately, he was alone, but also fortunately not far from the downtown area, you know that I am tall and long-legged, and I run relatively fast! At that time, I said to the gangsters: Look behind you! Unexpectedly, he turned around, and at this moment, I pushed him away and ran straight to the downtown area. I shouted while running: If you chase me, I will call 110! Hehe, in fact, I don't even have the courage to look back to see if he is chasing him, I just know how to run desperately. Luckily, I ran away that time!

In fact, I can complete all my work tasks during the day, but this "Miss Siyuan" really loves to work overtime.

Haha, I was so surprised to think of the elementary school textbook "Watermelon has such a dangerous experience"! You've never been in such danger, be smart! Kidberry has a trick up his sleeve to escape the gangsters. I don't know what the boss thinks about your work problems, so make sure that no matter whether it's day or night, employees and workers all go through the front door. It is not allowed to go through the back door, hehe, in fact, there is a gate guard at the back door! As soon as you go out the back door, you will be in your dormitory. I want to help you intercede with the back door guard about this, can I let you go through the back door at night? Of course, the company system is strict, if Dad can't say it accurately, then Dad's soul will track you into satellite positioning. Ha ha! But you should still have a work partner after work, and you can make an appointment to go with you when the time comes.

There are only four of you there, and the "Miss Siyuan" who loves to work overtime should give you 3 yuan. Ha ha!

No, you know that "Miss Siyuan" is the team leader and lives in the head office. In addition to her, there are only two young ladies working in the data group of the head office. But that young lady is married, and the man is a management cadre and lives in your head office. When the time comes, my young lady will go back to the branch dormitory after work. You don't have to intercede on this, although those security guards are not bad, some are not good. Therefore, intercession is not only ineffective, but troublesome, the system is like an invisible wall, that is, there are doors everywhere in the wall, and you can only go to the front door!

I used to work in the finance department and never worked overtime, but now I often work overtime. Alas, you are a big man, you must not be afraid of heaven and earth, I am a weak woman, alas, forget it. Do you know, another time I went to the market to buy things and came back, I met the branch security squad leader, he was not bad, solemnly said to me not to go out alone at night, I said that this road should not be dangerous, there are more pedestrians, he said that there will be no accidents? Someone has been robbed right here. And it just so happened that I had this experience again, so I was scared.

Besides, who takes our little staff seriously? The company only recognizes you as a worker, so I want you to change your name to Berry, because Berry is just a flowering grass.

Hey, what did you do again? Not here yet? If I don't come, I'll continue to brag, but the air is no longer convection.

When I was a child, I wanted to learn how to ride a bicycle, but I couldn't learn it (my dad taught me when I was 10 years old), so I thought I didn't have that talent, and I found the reason to comfort myself with "I don't want to ride a two-wheeled bicycle and drive a four-wheeled bike". When I grew up, I found that the chances of driving a four-wheeled bicycle were too slim, so the idea of riding a two-wheeled bicycle came to life, so I enthusiastically borrowed a dance car and hired a "professional coach" (my cousin, who was five years younger than me) to teach me by example.

My "coach" proudly flaunted in front of me, his short figure nimble like a little monkey stealing peaches on a two-wheeled car. My eyes were so hot that I yelled to try it.

But the two-wheeled thing was deceiving, and as soon as I sat on it, it didn't step on it a few times, and it shook its tail and shook its head as if it were drunk. I saw that the situation was not good, so I had to jump out of the car, and a moment of inertia caused me to stagger and almost fall headlong, but fortunately my legs were long, but the two wheeled things fell to the ground without my support.

The "coach" laughed at my embarrassment, and I could only mutter, "Why can't I keep my balance?" He grinned and straightened the car, turned around and shook his head with a grimace and said, "Alas, rotten wood cannot be carved!" "I was so angry that I jumped three feet high, but he sped away.

I stayed where I was, scratching my hair, staring at his dashing back, frustrated and relieved: God will open another window for me when he closes one door. So I thought maybe one day I'll be on the road and I'll get in a four-wheeled car! It's no wonder if I'm not angry with you when the time comes!

Haha, kid berry, just went out and came back! Your description is very vivid, your cousin is very lively and cute, I can only keep laughing at your words! Because in the office...... It turns out that I have a stupid daughter, Berry, who can't even ride a bicycle, and my dad has to blow himself off, and I used to ride a bicycle like a circus. But I can buy a motorcycle at most now. In fact, you just have a good brain, your brother (I'm talking about my son) once fell into the water, and because his head was too big, he held his breath and crawled like a snail under the water to the shore; He still can't swim. Therefore, there is no gold and no one is perfect. However, I believe that the child berry will work hard, work hard with his sweetheart, and will drive a four-wheeled car in the future.

Hee-hee, you'll coax me! Also kid berries? You'd better call me Berry, because I'm not a kid anymore. You're talking about a blast? I'm just joking, I didn't dare to think about this in my previous life. Okay, let's not talk about that. Just now I secretly read a story:

A female college student from a southern university, a middle-aged male professor, is knowledgeable, personable, elegant and humorous, and has become the "idol" of many female college students in the class. One day, she asked a good female classmate to go to the professor's house to ask for teaching. When they were about to knock on the door and find it hidden, she was the first to gently push it open and saw what stunned them: the professor was kissing a girl in the room. That girl was their classmate. The professor's face turned pale when he saw them, and they just stood like this, maybe only for a few seconds, but it seemed like a long century had passed. However, after only a few seconds of stalemate, the female college student stepped forward calmly and said with a smile on her face: "Professor, we are all your students, you can't be partial, can you kiss us too?" ”…… And so it ended, and many years later, the professor sent her a card that read: I am eternally grateful for your kindness and wisdom, it was you who saved me.

Many things are so wonderful that saving or destroying a soul is often a seemingly simple few words.

………

Yo, have you seen it? Give your opinion, are you busy? You haven't answered me for so long?

Mr. M returned to the office after running errands for a while, and as soon as he sat down, he looked back at the bull that Chang Berry had bragged, and he felt that this "ghost" girl looked a little reserved, but her heart was very bad. At the same time, he also felt that there seemed to be an ambiguous parvovirus, which was eroding his soul day by day......

Mr. M made a few words to the other party:

Oh, away on errands, just came back. That's good, good, I'll call you berry, haha! Berry, I read it carefully and laughed while watching it, this story is very good! There is a sublimation of human goodness and beauty in it. The girl in the story is very generous, she is very sensible. The girl who visited the professor was so good, she had a primitive filtered virtue.

This reminds me of two little stories, about a tourist who brought a beautiful woman to a monastery, where there were many monks, and the tourist deliberately asked a young monk, "Is this woman beautiful?" The young monk immediately smiled and said, 'I don't know.'" It's also a form of wisdom. In the sixteenth century, there was a painter in Western Europe who first opened the "painting ring", he painted a female model**, and later suffered a lawsuit, the court sentenced him to imprisonment and death for immorality, he did not accept the law and said that he was only a painter, and the painter was the messenger of beauty, and the beauty of the human body could be included in the painting. He merely fixed a kind of beauty, and beauty and sexuality are in accordance with theological thinking; He said he could convince the model to come to court to testify, and if the natural and energetic beauty of the beauty was still disagreed, he could serve a prison sentence for human beauty...... Later, he finally hired the model, and the female model used the courtroom as a studio, exposing the beauty of human motherhood to everyone, and the court acquitted the painter.

These stories are beautiful! What you said is very academically valuable, and it is also a topic that is in line with human nature. By the way, I forgot to explain the family situation of this male professor, he has a noble and virtuous wife, teaches at another university, and has a beautiful and lively daughter who is about to graduate from college. It's a perfect and happy family. Their families and professors have always had a good reputation for their cleanliness and self-discipline. This reminds me of an art teacher when I was in junior high school, who was over half a hundred years old, but his wife was a charming young woman, and their son was not yet ten years old. I heard that he went to prison because of the painting of ** (it seems that it was painted for her wife, who was his student at the time, and she has been waiting for him since he was imprisoned). I don't know if it's true or not.

There is such a case in real life, the art teacher when you were studying, and the analysis that his imprisonment may be a time of turmoil. My dad was in prison at that time, and of course he was just secretly doing some business for the whole family. I'm not an expert at painting, but I've painted landscapes and portraits in my hometown, and I don't dare to try that. My relatives, friends and family all want me to be a "decent man". I can only delve into Chinese and foreign art or aesthetics. The case of the professor you added to it, combined with the fact that he kissed his schoolgirl in his room (if the girl didn't show up and said something that shouldn't have happened), then maybe there will be a different version of his story, and it may be difficult for him to recall a return to human morality.

It turns out that I have a colleague in the standards department, and it seems that the reputation is not very good, because he is more romantic. He should be a lot older, but his wife is very young. He told me privately that he found her in his thirties after he was discharged from military service (she was in junior high school at the time), and that he knelt down with her...... But I don't think he's evil, he's right. In fact, sometimes our so-called "word-of-mouth" about people is just a silhouette of people, and in fact, some word-of-mouth is difficult to explain the essential problem.

yes, hee-hee. You also used to love art. Actually, you're right! I also don't pay much attention to people's word of mouth, and only believe in so-and-so cosmetics or clothing advertising brands. Hee-hee.