The living world has not seen death, and the enemy will not surrender!

After half a lifetime of immortal primary school from the first to fifth grade, finally I don't go to school in the village primary school, the primary school teachers in the village don't have any money, beating people call me to help them find a strip, wooden, the texture is not good, you see when I go to the town primary school, the town primary school teachers are all using bicycle chains, the whole is smooth, and it is not easy to break, do not need to change often, once and for all, comfortable. Since I went to the town's primary school to go to school, I was honest, I didn't dare to jump, I knew what I was going to suffer, and I was helpless, I began to slowly change from an n-stream student to a good student, and completely changed my mind, no, I changed my face, on the surface, when I started to go to the sixth grade, I didn't pay much attention to the number of people in the class, and I didn't see if there were any beautiful women. On the first day of class, the teacher called me to introduce myself, I introduced for a long time, and I said: "My name is xxx, from so-and-so place, I don't have any specialty, I like to read, but I don't like to write, endorse" and so on, and then the teacher asked me: "What kind of cadre are you in your school?" I was happy at the time, the teacher was a woman, speaking Sichuan dialect, asked me directly if I was doing it, I replied loudly and loudly and cleanly,,, and ,,,: "Teacher, I will do it!" Hahaha, I was so happy, but the teacher was furious: "You, xxx classmate, come outside, I'll talk to you alone (talk)!" "But I didn't react, there will be good things in the future, and I can talk to the teacher alone, this feeling came too fast, I was a little difficult to accept, I thought: You look at the teacher in the town is different, as soon as I came to open a small stove for me, it is too comfortable. I'm still fantasizing, teacher, don't do this, don't do this, I'll be embarrassed. After the result went out, the teacher may have been angry, and asked me if I did it on purpose, I was depressed at the time, what did I deliberately oh, didn't you ask me if I could do it, why don't I do it now, and then explained, everyone 4466 made it clear, it turned out that I misunderstood, I'm okay, I really want to do it. Back in the classroom, the teacher continued to ask me: "xxx student, what class committee cadre did you serve in the village primary school?" This time, I listened carefully for a while, and answered loudly and clearly: "Teacher, I am in the village primary school, and I am the table leader" (explain here, what is the table leader?). The head of the table is the largest table, when I was in the village elementary school, there were only more than ten or twenty people in a class, three or four people sat at a table, the responsibility of the table leader is to allocate the area of the table, that is, the person who draws the 38 lines, of course, he has to collect the book and so on), when I answered that I was heard by the class, there was an instant silence, so to speak, whoever farts now can definitely know who put it, but the silence was followed by a burst of laughter that lasted n minutes, and there were countless male movements of shaking their heads, There is also the girl's flower branch "coming". I was depressed at the time, shouldn't I feel proud at the table, as for this, no, take 10 million steps back and say, Lao Tzu is also a group of ignorant children who do "no" and scatter. Later, I saw that the teachers were all laughing, and they all laughed loudly, I went, and suddenly I was embarrassed, the monkey's ass was similar to my face at that time, alas, I thought to myself: I have embarrassed the villagers. I immediately said to the teacher: "Teacher xx, in our village primary school, there was no class leader in the class at that time, the biggest one was the table leader (in fact, there was a class leader, the class leader was not in the school I studied), we all used the table to eat, a table can have several people playing on it, oh, no, it is class, I usually manage nearly a dozen or so people." "After I finished saying these words, I was glad for a while, fortunately, the melons that came with me did not debunk me, and then I became a team leader in the class, and there was a beautiful woman in our group, at least it looked more comfortable at the time, I don't know how it looks now, I remember that the woman's name is Jiang or something, it is because of this woman that I began to really embark on the road of no return to study, alas, or that sentence, a man can't resist a woman's gentle township, okay, don't talk about this, I'll talk about her later.