Chapter 16 I don't want the summer vacation to end
Before you know it, it's the last day of summer vacation.
Wang Xiaochu lay lazily on the bed, and the hot temperature made him drowsy.
The squeaky rotation of the electric fan doesn't seem to take away the stuffiness of nothing.
"It's so laid-back, why do you feel bored?" Wang Xiaochu turned over and glanced at Yingwu who was watching the anime.
Feeling the floating gaze, Yingwu pressed the spacebar to pause and answer for Wang Xiaochu.
"Based on years of experience, it's normal to get bored on a hot day."
"But you have both laid-back and boredom, and emotionally speaking, this is called congenital physical laziness and acquired environmental development of ADHD."
Wang Xiaochu: "Uh...... Keep it simple. ”
"Whims."
The corners of his mouth twitched, and Wang Xiaochu didn't have the heart to argue with Yingwu.
Because he found that no matter how he fought, he would be lowered by Yingwu's IQ, and then defeated by Yingwu with his rich experience.
"I remembered something very important." Wang Xiaochu said.
Yingwu cocked his tail, clicked on Baidu with the mouse, and began to enter the standard answers for high school summer vacation homework.
I watched the web page pop up and shook my head as I looked for it.
This kid finally thought that he hadn't done his summer homework at all.
But there's nothing to sigh about, he was like that back then.
For the sake of everyone thinking about homework on the last day and being able to understand, let's try to help him find the answer this time.
"Remembered? Know you didn't do your homework? I didn't say you, you should be a little ......."
"As if what we're talking about isn't the same thing......"
Well?
Yingwu turned his head: "Then what important thing are you talking about?" ”
"We still don't know his name as we saw him that day." Wang Xiaochu was talking about that young man.
Yingwu almost fainted: "This is what you think is important?" More important than a word of summer homework? Boy, you're really ...... It's really a true biography of the old man, and he did a good job. ”
Yingwu glanced at Wang Xiaochu approvingly.
"Really?" Wang Xiaochu scratched his head embarrassedly, he didn't expect to be complimented.
"Good performance though! But you are always like this for a long time, after all, you are going to have children in the future, how can you have children with a man? It can be adopted, but ......"
"Shut up!" Wang Xiaochu's black line was straight up, and Yingwu's thinking was too jumpy, completely crooked.
"Huh? Oh? Oh, I accidentally said what I thought in my heart, don't you mind. Yingwu said.
"I've maximized my choice to ignore !!" Wang Xiaochu glared.
"Well, actually, what I'm trying to say is, how are you going to solve this year's summer homework?" Yingwu asked.
"Copy." Wang Xiaochu replied firmly.
Sure enough, he is a scumbag for many years, and he has already learned how to say a shameless thing loudly.
This "copying" condenses the sad memories behind countless scumbags.
How many times, on the eve of the storm of handing in the homework, the pen dragon snake galloped with a ballpoint pen.
How many times, in the defeat and sunset of the exam papers, he endured and resolutely punished the wrong questions.
How many times......
"Why did you get disconnected? The network cable is not broken. Wang Xiaochu shook his head in a daze, feeling the heroism of life.
"Oh, hehe, reminiscing about the past, where did you just go? Oh, copy, copy it. ”
Wang Xiaochu nodded, opened his summer vacation homework, and looked at the complicated and profound runes.
I picked up the magic pen and dropped it gently.
Just when the tip of the pen was about to fall on the face of the talisman, Wang Xiaochu trembled.
Yingwu nervously asked, "How?" ”
Wang Xiaochu was surprised when he heard this: "I'm so scared that my style of writing has changed." ”
Yingwu asked him, "Why don't you write it?" ”
Wang Xiaochu was stunned: "I want to write, who did I copy?" ”
……
Yes, tragedy.
Wang Xiaochu is going to be tragic this time.
Today, in previous years, he could copy a few of his good friends.
Although their grades are not very good, resulting in copying and not copying.
But you don't have to waste your brain to look at the problem, and you can solve the battle in three hours.
It's a pity that those good friends are gone.
He had no new friends.
If you want to copy it, who will copy it?
"Don't be afraid, you just know your classmates, just call them and ask them to send their homework quickly." Yingwu came up with an idea.
"Why did they send it to me?"
"Then you go over and get it back."
"Too far."
"Isn't Uncle Lin's granddaughter next to him your classmate? She's near. ”
"It's too hot."
"Don't make excuses, you just don't dare to take it." Yingwu hit the nail on the head.
"What's so strange about being embarrassed to get it? I don't know them well, and isn't it just summer homework? It's the same whether I write or not, and I'll take it to school tomorrow to copy, and if I can't finish copying, I'll be empty there, what a big deal. ”
Wang Xiaochu thought very openly, as a standard terminal patient with laziness, it was absolutely impossible to let him go out of the house for a "little thing".
"Aren't you going to try again?"
"Nope."
"Is it so hard to ask them to borrow homework?"
"It's definitely going to be too much trouble to push it off."
"Really?"
"It's true."
"Then the problem is, they don't want to lend it to you, tomorrow you go to school, who will you copy?"
Huh?
Wang Xiaochu was stunned for a moment, thinking about it, it really seems that the problem has not been solved.
"No matter what, then I won't write, can the teacher still stop me from signing up? It's amazing that I was trained on the first day of school. Wang Xiaochu frowned.
Yingwu was speechless: "You won't let others borrow you to copy it?" ”
Wang Xiaochu frowned and asked: "If a classmate who can't usually speak a word suddenly borrows homework from you, do you borrow it or not?" ”
Yingwu recalled the past events on campus, thought about it carefully, and finally decided.
"Look at the face."
"Then what do you think of my ......face?"
"No play."
Wang Xiaochu smiled bitterly: "Isn't this it, they definitely don't like to borrow me, even if they borrow, they probably will feel annoying, since this is the case, why bother?" ”
Yingwu gasped: "Wow, young man, your mind is so careful." ”
Wang Xiaochu raised his head slightly: "I have said it a long time ago." ”
"Uh...... I mean you're hard-hearted. ”
"I'll ignore the brains."
Yingwu stretched his waist: "Do you care if they hate it or not?" Don't you just don't want to be scolded? ”
Wang Xiaochu didn't answer, knocked on the table, and looked at the exercises.
It seems that he plans to complete his homework on his own.
Hey, what kind of person will choose to be tired and painful, and don't bother others.
Approaching the evening, the dim light shone on Wang Xiaochu's white and delicate face.
He pressed the ballpoint pen refill with his chin and retracted it, and it clicked non-stop.
The brows are tight, and the exercises on the paper are about to be dismantled one by one.
However, I still can't write a word.
Yingwu suddenly felt that his current appearance was a bit stupid and cute, which was very interesting.
"Forget it, let me help you."
Yingwu fell to his shoulder and patted Wang Xiaochu's head in the setting sun.
"Boy, don't write it, I'll help you get it when you go to school tomorrow."
Wang Xiaochu exhaled, put down the pen, supported his chin, and looked at the sunset that fell obliquely.
"My summer vacation, that's it......"
Yingwu glanced at him: "What words?" Having trouble with me? ”
Wang Xiaochu shook his head: "No, I just don't want to start school yet~~~"
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