"Are you talking to someone?"

As soon as Wang Xiaochu came back to his senses, he saw the young man carefully sticking his head out.

I was relieved to see that there was no one.

He had already taken off his skirt and didn't go out of his way to cover it, after all, they were all men.

However, Wang Xiaochu's gaze still involuntarily shifted to the past.

Suddenly, he noticed that the young man's movement in his pants stopped.

Well? What's wrong?

Wang Xiaochu raised his head inexplicably and found that the young man was looking at his hand in a daze.

The condom on your hand, to be exact.

Belch......

He noticed that the young man quickly put on his pants and stepped back vigilantly, his eyes flashing with horror and disgust.

"Don't get me wrong! This one...... This one isn't mine. ”

Wang Xiaochu was so frightened that he threw away the condom directly and walked into the toilet to explain to the other party.

"Don't come here! Don't come here! I'll shout! The boy retreated again and again.

"Don't be afraid! I don't have any other thoughts about you, oh no, no ideas, don't be cranky! ”

Wang Xiaochu was also anxious, the other party seemed to have a deep misunderstanding, he didn't want to be regarded as a pervert.

"Don't come close! I'll shout! I'm really going to shout! The young man was forced into a corner, looked at Wang Xiaochu, who was getting closer and closer, and clenched his fists.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not interested in that...... Oh! ”

The young man pushed Wang Xiaochu away, and took advantage of this gap to run out.

"Don't run! Stop! You've just changed your clothes, and your makeup hasn't been removed yet! ”

The young man collapsed, and shouted while running: "Pervert, don't chase me, I won't stop dying, you see that I don't change my clothes enough, and you want to see me remove my makeup, perverted!" ”

"Hey! I'm not a pervert, I'm really not interested in you! ”

However, the young man was like being chased by a wolf, turning on the speed of life and death, and disappeared as soon as he slipped away.

Yingwu, who was not far away, saw this scene and couldn't help but smack his lips: "At least 80 miles." ”

"Huh~Huh~Huh~"

Wang Xiaochu, who failed to chase him, came to the tree and said to Yingwu embarrassedly: "I was treated as a pervert." ”

Yingwu was taken aback: "So you're not a pervert?" ”

"I was...... You're a pervert! ”

Wang Xiaochu glared at Yingwu: "If you hadn't given me a condom, could I have been regarded as a pervert?" ”

Yingwu said solemnly: "Young man, don't be unreasonable, first of all, I bought this set with all my property. ”

"Secondly, I didn't know he was a man."

"Besides, I didn't buy the condom to help you."

"In the end, even if you have a condom, people won't want to be crooked, but if your eyes are staring at others, they have to think crookedly."

"In summary, everything is your fault."

Wang Xiaochu was speechless: "Can you blame me for this?" ”

"Of course I blame you, if I knew this, I wouldn't have bought the condom, and I don't have the money to buy ice cream now." Yingwu was in great pain.

"You deserve it, whoever told you to snatch someone's wallet didn't even look at your ID card." Wang Xiaochu complained.

"Do you have a conscience to complain about me? Quick, go buy me ice cream. ”

"Don't buy it."

"Go buy it."

"Don't buy it."

Yingwu's eyes narrowed, and he said meaningfully: "Oh, I understand, you think this thing has failed, so you don't give me food, don't be afraid, come, I'll help you find a heroine again, this time I'll look at my ID card first." ”

"Don't go." Wang Xiaochu stopped Yingwu.

Seeing that Wang Xiaochu was not motivated, Yingwu cheered him up: "Don't give in, it's just one failure, the protagonists often have to fail tens of thousands of times to find a failed son, and you are soft only once?" ”

"Nope." Wang Xiaochu shook his head and looked at the clear blue sky.

"Just thinking about it feels troublesome, and it's ......"

"I don't know if I'm ready, and if I'm not prepared, wouldn't it be irresponsible for her to me?"

The clouds drift gently in the blue sky, bringing a bit of leisure on a midsummer afternoon.

Yingwu was stunned, but he didn't expect Wang Xiaochu to have this kind of awareness.

Sure enough, today's children are precocious.

In the sigh, Yingwu showed a pleased smile to Wang Xiaochu: "Say it as if you have a girlfriend." ”

"Shut up!"

Yingwu smiled proudly, it was really interesting to hit Wang Xiaochu, especially when this guy refused to buy ice cream for him.

He said to Wang Xiaochu: "Since you don't want to stay anymore, I will fly to the bus stop in front of you and wait for you." ”

After speaking, he spread his wings and left Wang Xiaochu behind.

Wang Xiaochu took out the money depressedly, looked at it, and there were still 12 yuan.

……

Yingwu discovers a big secret.

He is still human, and he feels that the waiting time for the bus is extremely long.

Regardless of spring, summer, autumn or winter, they will be exposed to the sun and rain.

Now it's a leisurely parrot.

Sure enough, it's still extremely long.

The scorching sun melted the ground of the road and distorted the cars in the distance.

The flowing wind is hot, hitting the body, like being hugged by the hot body of a big bear, life is worse than death.

However, birds should not be pessimistic.

Look at the world with positive energy.

Suddenly, he realized that he had saved a lot of money.

He steamed in the free sauna under the bus stop.

The ups and downs of life are really exciting.

However, it's still hot!

I really want to eat an ice cream!

"Damn Wang Xiaochu, abusing pets and not even giving them food, isn't it just a two-dollar ice cream? Cheapskate. ”

"It's good that there's no one here, otherwise I'll take you back to the Biological Research Institute and destroy it." Wang Xiaochu came out from behind the stop sign.

Yingwu didn't even look at him: "Did I say something wrong?" If it were that little girl, she would buy me everything if I said it. ”

"Yes, I'm not good, I'm blind, I helped you buy a super cute one for six yuan." Wang Xiaochu took out two super cute ones from behind him.

Belch......

"Give." Wang Xiaochu stretched out one of them in front of Yingwu.

"For me?" Yingwu asked.

"Nonsense." Wang Xiaochu said.

"But I just spit out your groove, don't you have to say something nice to coax you?" Yingwu asked.

"You think I'm a three-year-old, aren't you?"

"Ahem...... Yingwu laughed dryly, lowered his head and muttered for a long time, and finally raised his head and said, "It's not poisoned, right?" ”

Looking at Yingwu's eyes eager for the truth, Wang Xiaochu nodded solemnly: "I will meet your requirements next time." ”

"Uh...... That, boy, you're still good. Yingwu tore open the package and took a happy bite.

"Hmph, I can't eat too much ice cream to share with you."

"Young man, you're tsundere again."

On a scorching summer day, the blue sky is dotted with a few white clouds.

The shadows of the trees were in their robes, and a few leaves fell, and after one after another in the air, they fell in front of a man and a bird.

A person and a bird quietly enjoy this leisurely moment, feeling the coldness from the mouth to the heart.

"The bus hasn't come yet, but it's so leisurely." Yingwu sighed.

"yes, it doesn't matter if you feel like you're here or not." Wang Xiaochu said.

"I still wish I had come sooner." Yingwu said.

"Really, it doesn't matter if you come here or not."

"Why?"

"I seem to have run out of money."

The hot wind blew, and a man and a bird continued to lick the ice cream, still so leisurely.

After a long time, Yingwu sighed and said: "Life has ups and downs, it's really exciting." ”

Wang Xiaochu stretched out his thumb: "Good praise." ”