As a noble parrot, the highest pursuit of life is naturally to take the banner from the hands of human beings who are surging like locusts and rule the world.

Currently occupies one room and enslaves one human.

It's been two months since I saw that I had only occupied a house and a human, and the progress was too slow.

It's all to blame on the stupid Wang Xiaochu, it took too much time to train him, and he didn't have time to invade other humans.

Mistakes, mistakes.

However, invading human beings is also troublesome, and if you can't let go of the communication of your hands and feet, you won't be able to achieve the effect of brainwashing.

At the same time, it will not be able to enslave human beings, hey~ You won't hang yourself on Wang Xiaochu's tree for the rest of your life, right?

Yingwu felt a deep crisis and made up his mind that he must accept another favor.

With a goal, the whole person is relaxed.

Comfortably nestled on Wang Xiaochu's shoulders, lazily basking in the sun.

Wang Xiaochu was very unmotivated to lie on the table, just giving up his gaze, so that he could see Chu Lengren's situation.

Chu Lengren still took the trouble to report the number to the other girls, and then turned his head and pulled him into the blacklist.

To be rich and beautiful is to be capricious.

But what is Chu Lengren going to do during the holidays? He never said it.

Wang Xiaochu, this guy is stupid and doesn't know how to ask.

He patted Wang Xiaochu's ear and whispered, "Young man, if you don't take the initiative, your table will be divided up by that group of hungry tigresses." ”

Wang Xiaochu waved his hand without raising his head, and wrote a sentence on the book: "Call me again when you have leftovers." ”

"Boy, you're not reacting right."

"How should I react?"

"You should slap the table, grab his arm, and say to the other tigresses, Enlightenment, this is my man."

"Why does this sentence feel so ambiguous?"

"Ahem, that's because your mind is rotten, my original intention is very pure."

"Oh my God, the more you talk about purity, the more I want to be crooked."

"It's really pure, otherwise we're not allowed to go anywhere this week except my house."

"It's more ambiguous."

"Young man, your mind is dangerous." Yingwu said solemnly.

Wang Xiaochu was decisively speechless, and sure enough, after a few words, all the negative images were quietly transferred to him, and he didn't know how to turn around.

Yingwu poked Wang Xiaochu's neck and whispered to him: "Anyway, you have nothing to do on vacation, why don't you ask Chu Lengren if he has a plan, and if he doesn't have a plan, let's play together." ”

Wang Xiaochu continued to dance on the book: "During the holidays, you should hide at home and rest, surf the Internet, blow the wind, look at your mobile phone, and pass the time in a relaxed and happy way, so as not to go out." ”

Yingwu said: "I didn't want you to go out, why don't you invite him to your house to play." ”

Wang Xiaochu didn't say much, and only wrote three words, princess room.

Yingwu understood in seconds, but he still said to Wang Xiaochu: "Isn't it just the style of a room, what kind of man is this if you can't accept this?" ”

Wang Xiaochu ignored it, squinted his eyes, and wrote: "It's not you who is misunderstood." ”

"Okay, then don't ask Chu Lengren." Heroic spread hands.

"Hmph, I want to ask."

Wang Xiaochu, who was used to being bullied, wanted to let Yingwu taste the taste of deflated, so that he would not bully himself every day.

However, he didn't notice that the corners of Yingwu's mouth hooked up a smile of conspiracy.

"What are you going to do for the seven-day holiday?" Wang Xiaochu asked.

"I don't know, I don't have a plan." Chu Lengren put down his phone.

"It's such a coincidence, I don't have a plan, why don't we plan where to play?" Wang Xiaochu said with a smile.

Chu Lengren waved his hand: "No, we don't make an appointment." ”

"Didn't you have a plan?"

"I don't have a plan when I say it, I don't know where Su Kexin will take Xiaoxiao to play, and when I know it, I have to go with me to monitor."

"Isn't that still a plan?" Wang Xiaochu shook his head speechlessly.

Yingwu whispered: "Rejected directly, it's so miserable, touch it, don't cry." ”

Yingwu touched Wang Xiaochu's head comfortingly with his wings, and Wang Xiaochu squinted and despised him: "I'm not miserable." ”

"Don't talk, I understand your pain."

The holidays are coming.

In the blink of an eye, the eleventh day arrived, ushering in the seven-day Golden Week.

The sky has just turned a trace of fish belly white, and the sky of the land of Shenzhou is still in the red and black dawn.

Yingwu suddenly opened his small black eyes, jumped forward, and flew towards the black night sky.

Plop~

Turning over in the air, he landed lightly on the highest lightning rod on the roof of the building, and watched the sun slowly rise.

The eastern horizon is getting brighter and brighter, and the warm sun is shining gently.

The warmth shining on the body seems to rise from the bottom of my heart.

He flapped his wings, shook his spirit, took a deep breath, and slammed it out.

"Ah~~~"

After a few more roars, he felt an inexplicable cheer.

Finally about to start invading humans and take in a second human pet.

But how do you make a stupid human realize that he's coming to invade?

So when he returned to the room, he asked Wang Xiaochu, who was sleepy-eyed and about to wake up: "Young man, when did you start to realize that you were invaded by me?" ”

Wang Xiaochu looked at the time, 5 o'clock......

He sat up all at once, pointed to the time painfully, and said with tears in his eyes: "When I was woken up in the early morning by the voice of a nervous male duck!" Especially when the neurotic bird insisted on expanding his voice! ”

"So waking up others can make them realize that they have been invaded?" Yingwu carefully recalled.

"You bastard bastard bastard, my precious sleep time, 10 o'clock sleep, it's only 7 hours now, and it's still an hour away from satisfying, do you know that you can get acne like this!" Wang Xiaochu is about to go crazy.

Yingwu raised his eyebrows: "Don't make excuses, you kid used to stay up late every day, sometimes all night, and I didn't see you care about acne." ”

"It was before, and now it is now! I'm going to fight with you! ”

However, Yingwu ignored him, his eyes narrowed slightly, and his mouth kept whispering: "Just wake up others......"

Seeing Yingwu's eyes flickering, Wang Xiaochu hurriedly asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

"Hehehe......"

Yingwu smiled and flew out of the room.

Wang Xiaochu guessed something, stretched out his hand and shouted: "Don't~"

……

Ten minutes later, the community was scolding.

"Ouch, this parrot, yelling in the morning."

"Who is so immoral that makes parrots shout everywhere?"

"This parrot must be in heat, it's fine, it's the same as a cat, it doesn't bark when it's castrated."

You're just being castrated!

Yingwu flew in mid-air, watching the windows of several buildings turn on the lights, and many people chased to the balcony to complain, nodding with satisfaction.

"That's right, this is what the end looks like, this is the feeling of aggression!"

His wings trembled with excitement, his eyes lit up, and a strong sense of accomplishment filled his chest, and happiness was about to swallow him.