"O lowly human being, tremble as much as you like under the aggression of despair and pain!"

Under the gaze of countless pairs of annoyed eyes, Yingwu's whole body trembled with excitement.

"Warcorn, humans, live forever under the rule of the Parrots! Haha, haha......"

He laughed and laughed uncontrollably, and saw the sun in the east slowly dispel the darkness, the sky gradually brightened, and the warm sunlight sprinkled onto the earth.

Yingwu looked at it and couldn't laugh anymore.

Sure enough, the desire to invade humanity was just a night-like fantasy, and as soon as the sun came out, it was shattered.

Flapping his wings weakly, he returned to the room, nestled in a depressed mood on the small bed, combing his feathers in a distracted manner.

The slightly sad little figure made Wang Xiaochu, who wanted to teach him a lesson, suddenly deflated.

Helplessly asked him: "Hey, why are you suddenly listless?" ”

Yingwu shook his head and said, "Seeing the light dispel the night, my mood is suddenly terrible. ”

"Huh? Shouldn't it be exciting? ”

"How can it be exciting?"

"Then it won't be sad, you can be sentimental when you watch the sunrise, Tailin Daiyu, right?"

"I'm a parable! Do you understand the parable! I think that I can only talk about receiving favors in words, and do pranks in action, and in fact, I have to worry about normal communication with others, and I can only wake people up and take their scolding as a scream of aggression, but in fact, no one realizes that they have been invaded, right? ”

Yingwu flapped his wings irritably, and the little pink paw grabbed the sheet hard, and said unwillingly.

I don't know why, looking at Yingwu's weak appearance, Wang Xiaochu inexplicably felt a sense of sadness.

Gently touching Yingwu's head, he said, "Since the aggression is fake, why do you want to invade?" ”

Yingwu said: "Because I want to be favored." ”

Wang Xiaochu smiled and stroked his back and comforted him: "Don't you have me?" Why take other people's pets? ”

Yingwu said, "Because you are too poor. ”

Click~

Wang Xiaochu's heart was broken: "Can't you say something good?" ”

Yingwu: "I'm just stating the facts. ”

Wang Xiaochu hid his face: "But it caused me 10,000 points of real damage." ”

Yingwu flew to his shoulder and comforted him: "Young man, you have to be modest, you will always be injured and die of excessive blood loss." ”

Wang Xiaochu became more and more sad: "It's all the critical blow you gave." ”

Yingwu comforted him: "I just said that you are poor, and other people are also poor, what is there to hurt?" It's you sentimental, too Lin Daiyu. ”

Wang Xiaochu was stunned: "Wait, why did you comfort me?" ”

Yingwu waved his wings and smiled without saying a word.

After breakfast, Yingwu was ready to carry out the invasion plan.

He set hard targets for the goals of his aggression.

Dorkin.

Only more gold can improve his quality of life, and he can't live a day like this when he can't eat a few ice creams a day!

He wants to eat well, he wants to be full!

Wang Xiaochu despised him: "Didn't you just say that it was impossible to invade human beings?" ”

Yingwu said inexplicably: "Who said it was impossible? Aren't you invaded by me? It's just that there aren't many like you. ”

Wang Xiaochu took the black line: "What do you mean like me?" ”

Yingwu said: "You can think on the bright side, for example, I am complimenting you on your uniqueness. ”

"When you say that, I have to think that you are calling me the stupidest person in the world."

Yingwu spread his wings: "I didn't say anything." ”

Wang Xiaochu pointed to the next door: "You just invade Lin Xiao." ”

Yingwu shook his head resolutely: "She is just a potential stock, and now she is also down." ”

After saying this, Yingwu flew out of the room and circled over the community.

The figures in the community are in full view, and it is clear who and who are doing what at a glance.

Ordinary residents of the community, he directly ignored.

And the wealthier families don't look as easy to deceive as Wang Xiaochu.

Hey~ It's getting harder and harder to survive in this world, and there are not enough fools.

As he was flying, he suddenly saw a familiar figure at the entrance of the community.

That cute double ponytail little Lori, Qiao Yangyang.

Little Lori stood in front of a car and waved reluctantly to the woman in the car.

"Goodbye, Mom."

The woman in the car also waved her hand: "Be good, don't run around, go to my sister-in-law's house on time for dinner, and wait for my mother to come back from a business trip." ”

Little Lori nodded: "Hmm." ”

The car drove away, and Xiao Lori watched the car disappear around the bend before lowering her head and walking back sullenly.

Yingwu didn't care, children are the most terrifying creatures, don't approach.

After two more circles, the right person pet was still not found.

It was getting dark, and it was almost noon.

Yingwu, who had been looking for a suitable candidate for several hours, landed on a balcony.

Aladdin's magic lamp was playing in the room, and the person watching it was Qiao Yangyang.

Yingwu glanced at it and didn't care, nestled on the balcony to bask in the sun.

However, he didn't look at it, but the familiar lines came one by one, and Yingwu listened to it and couldn't help but look back.

Anyway, there's nothing to do, right? It's good to look back on my childhood.

It just so happened that it was broadcast to Aladdin to wipe the lamp and saw the lamp god himself.

Just as he was about to watch it, Qiao Yangyang suddenly paused the picture, opened a large box, and rummaged through things.

Yingwu didn't pay attention, children, thinking is very jumpy, who knows what he wants to do suddenly.

He looked at Lori's room.

40 square meters of ultra-modern large bedroom, 70 inches ultra-thin with naked-eye 3D large TV.

A velvet-filled ultra-soft bed, and a large wardrobe full of beautiful clothes.

The typical little princess specifications are much larger than Wang Xiaochu's room.

If you can accept such a rich person's pet, then the quality of life will not go up.

It's a pity that it's a child, and talking to her directly is probably scaring her.

And children are self-centered, if you can't determine the master-servant relationship at the beginning.

It is very likely that he will be used as a pet by a child, and maybe there will be cruel abuse, which is not the life he wants.

Over there, little Lori found what she was looking for, a teapot.

Oh no, it was a lamp, an arabesque lamp, and an Aladdin's lamp.

I still remember when Yingwu watched Aladdin, he complained about the teapot-style lamp.

I saw Qiao Yangyang holding the lamp, suddenly closed his eyes, and said while wiping the lamp: "Almighty lamp god, come out to see me quickly." ”

……

Ahem, it's understandable, children, they just love fantasy.

When I was a child, everyone did it, closing my eyes and rubbing the teapot, hoping to see the god of lights when I opened my eyes, but it turned out to be impossible.

It would be nice to see something.

Yingwu sighed, suddenly stunned, looked at himself, and came up with a bold idea.

"If Yangyang opened his eyes and saw me, would he be excited to think of me as a lamp god? Didn't I unknowingly accept a small gold owner? ”

The more Yingwu thinks about it, the more likely it is that he is a noble and great parrot, with an extraordinary temperament, and he can speak, and he will definitely be able to shock the little girl at once.